Mr Bean Throws Gio Compario Up to the Hot Sun and Gets Grounded

(Inspired by the Enormous Crocodile)

Mr Bean was very angry about Gio Compario.

Mr Bean: Man! I hate Gio Compario so much because he was always an annoying Italian singer in the Go Compare adverts! I wish I can get rid of him. I know! I will throw Gio up to the sun. Hahahahahaha!

Then Mr Bean went off to find Gio, and then he walked over to the spot where Gio was standing, and quick as a flash he picked Gio up by his leg and hoisted him up into the air.

Gio Compario: Hey! Let me go! LET ME GO! LET ME GO!

Mr Bean: No. I won't let you go. You are the worst annoying singer in the Go Campare adverts.

Mr Bean began to swing Gio round and round in the air. At first, he swung him slowly. Then he swung him faster... AND FASTER, AND FASTER, AND FASTER STILL... soon Gio was just a blurry circle going round and round Mr Bean's head.

Suddenly, Mr Bean let go of Gio's leg, and Gio went shooting high up into the sky like a huge rocket. Up and up he went... HIGHER and HIGHER...FASTER and FASTER. He was going so fast and so high that soon the earth was just a tiny dot miles below. He whizzed on and on. He whizzed far into space. He whizzed past the moon. He whizzed past stars and planets. Until at last...

With the most tremendous BANG! Gio crashed headfirst into the hot hot sun. And he was sizzled up like a sausage! Then a sausage fell back to Mr Bean, and he ate it up.

Mr Bean: Mmm, nice sausage! That's a good meal!

Then Mr Bean cheered.

Mr Bean: Yaaaaaay! Gio Compario is dead for good! He'll never bother me ever again!

Back home, Mrs Wicket was furious and upset with Mr Bean.

Mrs Wicket: Mr Bean, how dare you throw Gio Compario up to the hot sun!? He is one of my favourite singers from the Go Compare adverts! And where did you get the idea from?

Mr Bean: Um, um, um, I got the idea from the Roald Dahl book The Enormous Crocodile where Trunky throws the Enormous Crocodile up to the sun. I really hate Gio Compario, because he sucks. He's the worst annoying singer in the Go Compare adverts. He's stupid, and I hate him!

Mrs Wicket: I don't care! Now everyone reacted to his death, thanks to you! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a whole month with no TV! Go to your room right now!

Mr Bean went up to his room, crying.

Mr Bean: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

CAST

Professor as Mr Bean

Dallas as Gio Compario

Salli as Mrs Wicket