This is the House That Jack Built

Characters
Jack-Dave

Malt Holder-Eric

Rat-Brian

Cat-Professor

Dog-Duncan

Cow-Susan

Maiden-Julie

Tattered Man-Shy Girl

Priest-Ivy

Plot
There's a play called The House That Jack Built but it goes no further than the priest all shaven and shorn.

Transcript
Jack: This is the house that Jack built.

Malt Holder: This is the malt that lay in the house that Jack built.

Rat: This is the rat that ate the malt that lay in the house that Jack built.

Cat: This is the cat that killed the rat that ate the malt that lay in the house that Jack built.

Dog: This is the dog that worried the cat that killed the rat that ate the malt that lay in the house that Jack built.

Cow: This is the cow with the crumpled horn that tossed the dog that worried the cat that killed the rat that ate the malt that lay in the house that Jack built.

Maiden: This is the maiden all forlorn that milked the cow with the crumpled horn that tossed the dog that worried the cat that killed the rat that ate the malt that lay in the house that Jack built.

Tattered Man: This is the man all tattered and torn that kissed the maiden all forlorn that milked the cow with the crumpled horn that tossed the dog that worried the cat that killed the rat that ate the malt that lay in the house that Jack built.

Priest: And this is the priest all shaven and shorn that married the man all tattered and torn that kissed the maiden all forlorn that milked the cow with the crumpled horn that tossed the dog that worried the cat that killed the rat that ate the malt that lay in the house that Jack built.