Microsoft Mary, Beulah, Abby, Scotty, Microsoft Mike and Microsoft Sam in Blame Canada

Microsoft Mary: ''Times have changed, Our kids are getting worse! They won't obey their parents, They just want to fart and curse! ''

Beulah: ''Should we blame the government? ''

Abby: ''Or blame society? ''

Scotty, Microsoft Mike and Microsoft Sam: ''Or should we blame the images on TV? ''

Microsoft Mary: No, blame Canada!

Everyone: Blame Canada!

Microsoft Mary: ''With all their beady little eyes, And flapping heads so full of lies!''

Everyone: ''Blame Canada! Blame Canada! ''

Microsoft Mary: We need to form a full assault!

Everyone: ''It's Canada's fault! ''

Beulah: ''Don't blame me, For my daughter Pollyann, She saw the darn cartoon, And now she's off to join the Klan! ''

Abby: ''And my girl Lillyanne once, Had my picture on her shelf, But now when I see her she tells me to fuck myself! ''

Microsoft Mary: ''Well, blame Canada! ''

Everyone: Blame Canada!

Microsoft Mary: ''It seems that everything's gone wrong, Since Canada came along!''

Everyone: ''Blame Canada! Blame Canada!''

Microsoft Anna: They're not even a real country anyway!

Lernount and Haupsie Michelle: ''My daughter could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's a true, Instead she burned up like a piggy on the barbecue!''

Everyone: ''Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire? Or the doctors who allowed her to expire? ''

Microsoft Mary: Heck no! 

Everyone: ''Blame Canada! Blame Canada!''

Microsoft Mary: With all their hockey hullabaloo, 

Abby: ''And that asswipe Tony Dawson too! ''

Everyone: ''Blame Canada! Shame on Canada! For... The smut we must stop, The trash we must bash, The laughter and fun, Must all be undone, We must blame them and cause a fuss, Before somebody thinks of blaming us!''