Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens Put Superglue on King Bob's Crown and Get Grounded

(inspired by Matilda)

At the Third Street Playground, Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens were feeling bored.

Lawson: Man! I'm bored!

Gelman: I know Lawson! I wish there's something we can do.

Mundy: What should we do?

Then Lawson thought of something.

Lawson: I know, guys! How about we put superglue on King Bob's crown!

Skeens: That's a good idea, Lawson! This is going to be funny!

Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Hahahahahahahaha!

Lawson: Come on, guys! Let's sneak into the garage and borrow some superglue. After all, today, King Bob's going to make an announcement to the kids in the playground.

Then Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens left the Third Street Playground, and then they entered the garage. So Lawson opened the cupboard.

Lawson: This is where Hank the Janitor keeps the superglue in!

Then Lawson picked up some superglue, and then he, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens left the garage.

Lawson: Let's sneak up the Jungle Gym and into the observation deck. Then we sneak behind King Bob sitting on a throne. We lift King Bob's crown up, turn it upside-down and put superglue all over it.

Gelman: This is going to be gruesome! Hahahahaha!

Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens went back to Third Street Playground, and then they rushed to the Jungle Gym. They climbed up the Jungle Gym and then they tiptoed onto the observation deck and sneaked behind King Bob's throne where King Bob was sitting.

Lawson: Let's some superglue on King Bob's crown!

Lawson sneakily lifted King Bob's crown-shaped helmet off King Bob's head, and then he, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens put some superglue all over King Bob's crown-shaped helmet. Then Lawson sneakily put King Bob's crown-shaped helmet back on King Bob's head.

Lawson: Hahahahahaha! King Bob is going to get what he deserves!

Gelman: Yeah, this is going to be funny!

Mundy: King Bob will never get his crown off his head now!

Skeens: Yeah, he'll be a laughing stock!

Lawson: Come on, guys! Let's sneak back down the Jungle Gym!

Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens sneaked back down the Jungle Gym and scampered off. Later, King Bob had an announcement to all the kids in the playground.

King Bob: Kids in the playground, I've got something important to tell you. Today, there will be a concert in the playground, and tonight, all of you would like to be invited to the ball, and there will be a roast there.

Then King Bob thought of something.

King Bob: Mmm, is there something funny hair on my hair? Excuse me, I'll have to go check my hair!

King Bob nearly took his crown-shaped helmet off, and he noticed something.

King Bob: Hey! Why is my hat glued to my head? Jordan, Jerome, come over here, please!

Then Jordan and Jerome came.

Jordan: What is it, sire?

King Bob: My crown's glued to my head!

Jerome: Oh no! This is terrible! We'll tell Tara about this!

Jordan: Tara, come over here, please!

Then Tara came.

Tara: What is it, Jordan and Jerome?

Jerome: King Bob can't get his crown off!

King Bob was trying to get his crown off.

Tara: Oh no! Bob's in trouble! I'm coming, Bob!

Tara rushed over to King Bob.

Tara: What happened, Bob?

King Bob: I can't get my crown off!

Tara: What's wrong, dear?

King Bob: My hat's glued to my crown! I can't get it off!

Tara: Hold on! Just a minute! I'm going to get your crown off!

Then Tara began to pull the crown-shaped helmet off King Bob's head.

Tara: I'm pulling it!

King Bob: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! Ow ow ow! Ooh!

Tara: I think your head's swollen really big!

King Bob: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Ow! Hey! You're pulling the skin!

Tara: You're such a baby! Stop it!

King Bob: Pieces of plastic material are fused to the head!

Tara: Pieces of plastic material are fused? What is that supposed to mean? Give me your crown!

King Bob: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooow! My head! Ow!

Jordan: Oh no! This is terrible!

Jerome: This is so painful! King Bob's going to end up in the hospital!

King Bob: OW! OW! OW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OW! OW! OW! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

SNAP!

Tara had managed to pull the crown-shaped helmet off King Bob, and she trapped backwards and collapsed.

King Bob: Ow! My head hurt! Thanks for helping me, Tara!

Tara: That's all right!

Tara pointed to King Bob's crown-shaped helmet.

Tara: Now look at your crown. It's ruined, and it's got hair all over your helmet.

King Bob: Oh no! My hair! My hair must have been glued to my crown.

Tara was horrified.

Tara: Oh no! You lost the half of your hair!

King Bob: I can't believe this!

Then King Bob called to Jordan and Jerome.

King Bob: Jordan, Jerome, fetch me a mirror!

Jordan: What mirror?

King Bob: To show myself, and I've lost the half of my hair!

Jordan and Jerome were horrified.

Jordan: Oh no! This is terrible!

Jerome: Don't worry, sire! We'll fetch you a mirror!

Jordan and Jerome rushed off to fetch a mirror, and they went down the Jungle Gym, and then they went inside the bottom of the Jungle Gym and fetched a mirror. Then they went out and climbed back up the Jungle Gym.

Jordan: Here's a mirror, sire!

Jerome: Show yourself!

Jordan and Jerome gave the mirror to King Bob.

King Bob: Thanks!

Then King Bob showed himself in the mirror, and he noticed that he lost the half of his hair, and he screamed in horror.

King Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! MY HAIR! IT'S RUINED! RUIIIIIIIIIIIIINED!

Then King Bob realised something.

King Bob: What a minute! It was Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens who put superglue on my crown!

Tara: Oh no! This is terrible!

Then King Bob called to Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens.

King Bob: Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, get over here right now!

Then Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens rushed in.

Lawson: What is it, King Bob?

Gelman: Why do you look so angry?

King Bob: Did you put superglue on my crown?

Lawson: Um um um um um...

Tara: You better tell us the truth right now or else!

Lawson: Um um. Yes we did put superglue on King Bob's crown.

King Bob and Tara were furious and they threw a fit.

King Bob: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens, how dare you put superglue on my crown?! Now my head is sore and my crown's got my hair bits glued to it because of you! Now I need to go to the hospital, thanks to you!

Tara: Now we need Laundry Girl to clean King Bob's crown, thanks to you!

King Bob: That's it, I'm calling Jordan and Jerome to send you to the dodgeball wall!

King Bob called to Scribe Kid.

King Bob: Scribe Kid! Get this down.

Then Scribe Kid came, and he wrote down everything of what Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens had done.

King Bob: Thanks, Scribe Kid!

Scribe Kid: You're welcome!

King Bob: Jordan, Jerome, get over here now!

Jordan and Jerome rushed in.

Jordan: What is it, sire?

King Bob: Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens have put superglue on my crown, and Tara managed to get my crown off my head. Now my head's sore and my crown's got his hair bits glued to it because of them! Now I need to go to the hospital, thanks to them!

Jerome: Really?

King Bob: Yes, take them to the dodgeball wall!

Jordan: Oh my god! Thanks for telling us! We'll speak to those guys at once!

Then Jordan and Jerome were extremely angry with Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens.

Jordan: (in Wiseguy voice) Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens, how dare you put superglue on King Bob's crown?!

Jerome: (in Kidaroo voice) You know it's very naughty! It's a very dangerous thing to do!

Jordan: (in Wiseguy) Now his head's sore and my crown's got his hair bits glued to it because of you! Now King Bob needs to go to the hospital, thanks to them!

Jerome: (in Kidaroo voice) Now we need Laundry Girl to clean King Bob's crown, thanks to you!

Jordan: (Wiseguy voice) That's it, you're in big trouble! We're sending you to the dodgeball wall!

Jerome: (in Kidaroo voice) I agree with Jordan! You will stay there until Miss Finster sends you to Principal Prickly's office! Come with us right now!

Jordan and Jerome picked up Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens, and they took them down the ladder, and took them to the dodgeball wall. Tara walked over to King Bob.

Tara: It's okay, Bob. Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens won't be hurting you ever again.

King Bob: He better not. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Laundry Girl, come here, please!

Then Laundry Girl came.

Laundry Girl: What's wrong, sire? Oh my god! You got no hair!

Tara: King Bob's crown got his hair bits in it. Can you clean his crown for me? Why? Because Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens put superglue in it and King Bob tried to get it off. I managed to pull his crown off. But unfortunately, King Bob's head was sore and his crown got his hair bits in it.

Laundry Girl: Really? Oh my god! Don't worry, Tara! I'll do it for you.

Laundry Girl picked up King Bob's crown and took it away for the washing. Meanwhile, Jordan and Jerome placed Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens on the dodgeball wall.

Jordan: Now stay on the dodgeball wall and wait for us to bring Miss Finster to you!

Jerome: This is what you get for putting superglue on King Bob's crown!

Then Jordan and Jerome left Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens at the dodgeball wall.

Lawson: Oh great! Now we have to wait at the dodgeball wall until Jordan and Jerome bring Miss Finster to see us.

Gelman: Yeah, this whomps!

Mundy: Curse Jordan and Jerome!

Skeens: They both whomp!

Then Jordan and Jerome walked over to Miss Finster.

Miss Finster: Say, Jordan and Jerome? What happened?

Jordan: Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens put superglue on King Bob's crown!

Jerome: Yeah, that was a bad thing to do that! Can you take them to Principal Prickly's office right now?!

Miss Finster was horrified.

Miss Finster: Oh my god! Thanks for telling me! I'll give Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens a good talking to! Take me to see them right away!

Jordan: We left them at the dodgeball wall!

Jerome: Follow us!

Then Jordan and Jerome took Miss Finster to see Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens.

Jordan: Here he is, give those guys a good talking to!

Miss Finster: Thank you, Jordan and Jerome! I'll deal with them!

Jerome: Your welcome, Your Ladyship!

Then Jordan and Jerome left Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens to Miss Finster.

Miss Finster: Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens, how dare you put superglue on King Bob's crown?! That's very naughty and dangerous! You think it's funny, do you? That's it, I'm taking all of you to Principal Prickly's office right now!

Then Miss Finster dragged Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens to Principal Prickly's office, kicking and screaming.

Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Then Miss Finster entered Principal Prickly's office, and she had a complaint to Principal Prickly.

Principal Prickly: Say, Muriel? What's up?

Miss Finster: I had a complaint from Jordan and Jerome! Why? Because Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens put superglue on King Bob's crown! That's very naughty and dangerous! Punish them immediately!

Principal Prickly: Okay, Miss Finster! Thanks for telling me! I'll give Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens a good talking to!

Then Miss Finster left.

Principal Prickly was very annoyed at Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens.

Principal Prickly: Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens, I'm very disappointed in you for putting superglue on King Bob's crown. You know you're not supposed to do that. This is a very serious situation, a very serious situation indeed! You don't ever put superglue on King Bob's crown! You see putting superglue on King Bob's crown undermines authority. It demonstrates impertinence, disrespect, laziness. You know it's very naughty and dangerous to put superglue on King Bob's crown! That's it, you four are suspended for a week! Go home right now while I call your parents!

Back in Lawson's house, Lawson's parents scolded Lawson.

Lawson's dad: Erwin, how dare you put superglue on King Bob's crown?! That's very naughty and dangerous!

Lawson's mum: Thanks to you, King Bob's head is sore, and he lost the half of his hair. Now he needs to go to the hospital, because of you!

Lawson's dad: That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks with no computer!

Lawson's mum: And you will be forced to watch Barney and Friends!

Lawson's dad: Go to your room right now, and think about what you have done! Think about watching Barney and Friends and don't think about going on your computer!

Lawson went up to his room, crying.

Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Gelman's house, Gelman's parents scolded Gelman.

Gelman's dad: Erwin, how dare you put superglue on King Bob's crown?! That's very naughty and dangerous!

Gelman's mum: Thanks to you, King Bob's head is sore, and he lost the half of his hair. Now he needs to go to the hospital, because of you!

Gelman's dad: That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks with no computer!

Gelman's mum: And you will be forced to watch Barney and Friends!

Gelman's dad: Go to your room right now, and think about what you have done! Think about watching Barney and Friends and don't think about going on your computer!

Gelman went up to his room, crying.

Gelman: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Mundy's house, Mundy's parents scolded Mundy.

Mundy's dad: Conrad, how dare you put superglue on King Bob's crown?! That's very naughty and dangerous!

Mundy's mum: Thanks to you, King Bob's head is sore, and he lost the half of his hair. Now he needs to go to the hospital, because of you!

Mundy's dad: That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks with no computer!

Mundy's mum: And you will be forced to watch Barney and Friends!

Mundy's dad: Go to your room right now, and think about what you have done! Think about watching Barney and Friends and don't think about going on your computer!

Mundy went up to his room, crying.

Mundy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Skeens' house, Skeens' parents scolded Skeens.

Skeens' dad: Greg, how dare you put superglue on King Bob's crown?! That's very naughty and dangerous!

Skeens' mum: Thanks to you, King Bob's head is sore, and he lost the half of his hair. Now he needs to go to the hospital, because of you!

Skeens' dad: That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks with no computer!

Skeens' mum: And you will be forced to watch Barney and Friends!

Skeens' dad: Go to your room right now, and think about what you have done! Think about watching Barney and Friends and don't think about going on your computer!

Skeens went up to his room, crying.

Skeens: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

CAST

Eric as Lawson, Mundy and King Bob

Joey as Gelman and Jordan

Brian as Skeens and Scribe Kid

Julie as Tara

Steven as Jerome

Belle as Laundry Girl and Gelman's mum

Wiseguy as Jordan's angry voice, Miss Finster, Principal Prickly and Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)

Kidaroo as Jerome's angry voice

Kimberly as Mrs Lawson (Lawson's mum)

Simon as Gelman's dad and Mr Skeens (Skeens's dad)

Alan as Mr Mundy (Mundy's dad)

Kate as Mrs Mundy (Mundy's mum)

Kendra as Mrs Skeens (Skeens' mum)