Ethics

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(Joey and Kevin are walking down the street, talking about ethics)

Joey: I don't believe in ethics anymore.

Kevin: Why not?

Joey: Because as far as I'm concerned, the ends justify the means. Get what you can while the getting is good - That's what I say! Might makes right! The winners write the history books! It's a dog-eat-dog world, so I'll do whatever I have to, and let others argue about whether it's "right" or not.

(Just then, Kevin pushes Joey into a mud puddle)

Joey: Hey! Why'd you do that?!

Kevin: You were in my way. Now you're not. The ends justify the means.

Joey: I didn't mean for everyone, you dolt! Just me!

Kevin: Oh...