Go Google It

Transcript
David: Hey, Phil. What are you doing?

Phil: Memorizing history. It takes forever, but I have to do it. We have a test.

David: How come you have to know history?

Phil: I guess so that when we're older, we'll know things.

David: Like what?

Phil: Like who wrote the Declaration of Independence, where Napoleon died, and when man first walked on the moon.

Eric: Thomas Jefferson. St. Helena. 1969.

(Eric holds up his smartphone)

Eric: It's called "Google".

Phil (frustrated): Is school just torture?

David: Yes, but torture builds character.

Eric: I guess technically, I know everything.