Cookie Monster Gets a Flu Shot

At the lounge, Cookie Monster was getting frightened, as his parents were glaring.

Cookie Monster: No mum and dad! Me not getting my flu shot!

Cookie Monster's dad: Yes you will Cookie Monster! Do you want to get sick? Let's go right now!

Cookie Monster and his parents went out of the house and they got into the car.

Cookie Monster's dad drove off on the way to the doctor's surgery. Then Cookie Monster and his parents got out of the car and they entered the surgery. They sat in the waiting room, and Grover and his parents also sat with them.

Elmo and his parents Louie and Mae went out of the nurse's office.

Elmo: Wow! Elmo's feeling better!

Louie: Yes you are, Elmo! You're fine!

Mae: How about a trip to KFC?

Elmo: Oh yes, mum! Thanks!

Grover: No dad! I don't want a flu shot! Please let me stay home and play on my Playstation 3! Please! No!

Grover's mum: Too bad! Buster, you are getting a flu shot whenever you like it or not.

Grover's dad: When we get home, you will go to your room, and you will do nothing until the pain goes away.

Cookie Monster's dad: Cookie Monster! It's time to get your flu shot! Your name has been called!

Then Cookie Monster and his parents went into the nurse's room, and the nurse was asking Cookie Monster's parents, as Cookie Monster's dad was glaring.

Nurse: Now who will be getting the flu shot?

Cookie Monster's mum: Cookie Monster will!

Then Lawson sat on a bed.

Nurse: Okay, little boy!

Cookie Monster was offended and swore at the nurse, much to her horror.

Cookie Monster: F*** you! Me a big guy! I am not little, you son of a b****! Don't you dare threaten me like that!

Cookie Monster's mum was glaring and the nurse was indignant.

Cookie Monster: Hey! Don't talk to me like that! And don't cuss at me like that!

Then the nurse stopped getting indignant.

Nurse: Anyways, come here to get your flu shot, it will hurt really bad, but don't listen to it. The pain only lasts for a few minutes.

Cookie Monster got very annoyed, and Cookie Monster's parents and the nurse were shocked.

Cookie Monster: No! Me not getting my flu shot! It hurts so bad! Me really hate pain! F*** pain! And if you do, me will f***ing stick that needle all up you!

Cookie Monster's parents and the nurse were annoyed.

Nurse: Hey! You do not talk to adults like that! If you keep that attitude up, I will do a blood draw in your eyes! Now come here right now!

Cookie Monster lost his temper, much to the horror of the nurse and Lawson's parents.

Cookie Monster: No! That's it! Me will give you the shot instead so you know how the pain feels!

Cookie Monster snatched a needle from the nurse, and he started to aim the needle at the nurse.

Nurse: Nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono!

Cookie Monster punched the needle in the nurse's breasts, and blood came out of the nurse's breats. The nurse fell to the floor.

Nurse: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! He punched it in my breasts! Oooooooooooooooh! Waaaaaaaaaaaaa! Bleh! I just puked out blood and it hurts so bad! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Just then the doctor came, and she was horrified.

Doctor: Oh my gosh! I need to bring you to the trauma centre immediately!

Just then the ambulance's siren blared, and then the two ambulance men and the ambulance woman came with a stretcher.

Doctor: Quick everyone! Take her to the trauma centre right away!

Ambulance man 1: Whatever you say!

Ambulance man 2: Okay guys! 1! 2! 3! Lift!

Then the ambulance men lifted the nurse up on the stretcher. The second ambulance man was horrified.

Ambulance man 2: Oh no! She lost her pulse!

Ambulance woman: Let's rush her to the trauma centre right away before she dies!

So the doctor, two ambulance men and the ambulance woman wheeled the nurse on the way to the hospital. Cookie Monster's parents were extremely angry at Cookie Monster, who was horrified.

Cookie Monster's dad: (Scary voice) Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Cookie Monster! I cannot believe you injured the nurse! I am giving you the shot myself!

Then Cookie Monster's dad picked up a needle to give Cookie Monster the flu shot.

Cookie Monster: Nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono!

Cookie Monster's dad gave Cookie Monster the flu shot. Blood came out of Cookie Monster.

Cookie Monster: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! Wawawawawawawawawawa! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! My dad doesn't know how to do a flu shot, it hurts so bad! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Cookie Monster's dad: I don't care if it hurts! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks! We are going home right now!

Then Cookie Monster and his parents went out of the nurse's room.

Cookie Monster: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Then Cookie Monster and his parents went home, and then they got home. They walked into the lounge, and Cookie Monster's parents continued scolding Cookie Monster.

Cookie Monster's mum: Go upstairs to your room right now, and be ashamed of yourself!

Cookie Monster's dad: This means no cookies for three weeks! And you'll be forced to watch Yo Gabba Gabba for your punishment for three works! Now go upstairs to your room right now!

Cookie Monster went upstairs to his room, crying.

Cookie Monster: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

CAST

Scary voice as Cookie Monster and Cookie Monster's dad's angry voice

Kidaroo as Cookie Monster's dad

Princess as Cookie Monster's mum

Your voice as Elmo

Kimberly as Mae

Diesel as Louie Grover's dad

Your voice (or Kidaroo) as Grover

Ivy as Nurse

Salli as Doctor

Brian as Ambulance Man 1

Joey as Ambulance Man 2

Julie as Ambulance Woman