Hitting a Homer

Transcript
(Paul sees Brian and Steven dressed in costumes. Brian is dressed like Homer and Steven is dressed like a baseball player)

Paul: Hey, guys. Whatcha up to?

Brian: We're going to a costume party. I'm Homer, the writer of "The Iliad" and "The Odyssey".

Steven: And I'm a baseball player.

Paul: Ooh, that sounds great.

Steven: No, the great part is that the best costume wins a cash prize.

Paul: Really?

Brian: Yeah, but the rules are that we have to stay in character the whole night, so if you don't mind, talk to us like we're the real guys.

Paul: Oh, I'm sorry..well, uh, go out and write another great book, sir!

Brian: Thank you.

Steven: What about me?

Paul: Oh, right, uh...Go out and hit a homer!

(Steven, being very literal-minded, raises his bat and knocks Brian on the head)

Brian: What just happened?

Paul: Uh, I don't know.

Steven: (points to Paul) Blame this guy.