Dylan's mom misbehaves on the road trip

Characters
Dylan's dad-Diesel

Dylan's mom-Kate, Kidaroo

Dylan-Eric

TJ-David/Evil Genius/Zack

Cathy-Steven

Emily (mentioned)

Boris (mentioned)

Doris (mentioned)

Plot
The McCarthy family takes a trip but each of the members have a strike system. If Dylan, TJ, Cathy, Kate or Diesel do anything unexpected. He/she gets a strike. The first member to reach 12 strikes or if any member has the most strikes at the end gets grounded.

Transcript
Dylan's dad: Okay Dylan, TJ, and Cathy, we're going to take a road trip to the Great Wolf Lodge. Pay close attention, if anyone get 12 strikes, they will be grounded. This means you Kate.

Dylan's mom: Why?

Dylan's dad: Because you're part of the family. I have to count myself as well.

(In car)

Dylan's dad: Kate, did you bring the map?

Dylan's mom: Diesel, you didn't tell me anything about the map?

Dylan's dad: Strike 1 for forgetting the map.

TJ: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! It's funny.

Dylan's dad: Strike 1 for you too TJ. Laughing at your mother for forgetting the map is not funny!

Dylan: Dad, I feel bad.

Dylan's dad: Why?

Dylan: My girlfriend Emily is Boris' wife.

Dylan's dad: Why?

Dylan: His former wife Doris got executed due to committing murder at Pizza Hut.

Cathy: I gotta go to the bathroom.

Dylan's mom: Well you should have went before we left. You have to hold it in.

TJ: Shut up Mom!

Dylan's dad: TJ and Kate, you both have 2 strikes! Kate, you won't let Cathy go to the bathroom and for you TJ, you told your mother to shut up!

Dylan's dad: Let's watch a movie.

TJ: Let's watch Toy Story.

Cathy: No! Toy Story is stupid!

Dylan's dad: Cathy, you got your first strike!

Cathy: Why?

Dylan's dad: You said Toy Story is stupid!

Cathy: Let's do Mad Libs.

Dylan's mom: No! I want to do MadLibs first!

TJ: No! I want to do Mad Libs first!

Dylan's dad: Kate and TJ, you both have 3 strikes!

Dylan's mom: Why?

TJ: What did we do?

Dylan's dad: You couldn't agree over who should do MadLibs first.

Cathy: There's a Burger King. Let's stop here.

(at Burger King)

TJ: This line is too long.

Dylan's mom: I agree.

TJ: Mom, I got the best idea. Let's cut in line.

Dylan's dad: TJ and Kate, both of you have 4 strikes! You tried to cut in line!

TJ: No fair!

Dylan's dad: That would be 5 strikes for talking back!

(in car)

Cathy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Dylan's dad: TJ, Cathy is crying! Did you hit her?

TJ: No! Dylan did it!

Dylan: I did not!

Dylan's dad: TJ, that's 7 strikes! The 6th strike was for hitting Cathy and the 7th strike was for blaming your brother Dylan!

Dylan's mom: This ride is boring!

Dylan's dad: Kate, that's 6.

Dylan's mom: I don't care!

Cathy: 7!

Dylan's dad: That's strike 2 for giving the strike system! Only I give people strikes, not you!

Cathy: Oh (BLEEP)!

Dylan's dad: Strike 3 for swearing!

Dylan's mom: Cathy is sleeping. Let's turn on the music but Diesel make sure it's soft.

Cathy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Dylan's mom: Diesel, way too noisy! You got your first strike!

Dylan's dad: Sorry Kate. I should have lowered the volume.

TJ (singing): Hush little Cathy don't you cry. I'm gonna sing you a lullaby.

Dylan's mom: Shut up!

Dylan's dad: Strike 8 for telling TJ to shut up!

Cathy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Dylan's dad: TJ, did you steal Cathy's teddy bear and make her cry?

TJ: I didn't take Cathy's teddy bear! Dylan did!

Dylan: No I did not!

Dylan's dad: TJ, that's 9 strikes! The 8th was for stealing Cathy's teddy bear and the 9th was for blaming Dylan again!

Cathy: TJ, you're 4 strikes away from being grounded. Oh no.

TJ: What is it Cathy.

Cathy: I ate too much and now I'm carsick.

Dylan's mom: Pull over!

(Car hits and almost crashes)

Dylan's dad: Kate, now you have 9 strikes for almost crashing our car!

Dylan: Why did we stop here?

Dylan's dad: Because Dylan, your sister Cathy is about to throw up.

(Cathy throws up)

Cathy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (6X)

Dylan: Why is Cathy crying?

Dylan's dad: Because she just threw up!

Dylan's mom: Cathy quiet!

Dylan's dad: That's strike 10!

(back in car as Cathy continues to cry)

Dylan's mom: I can't take Cathy's crying anymore. Why isn't she wearing her pink blouse?

Dylan's dad: Because Cathy just threw up on it.

Cathy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Dylan's mom: Isn't there any way to shut Cathy up?

Dylan's dad: That's 11 strikes! 1 more and you're grounded!

Dylan's mom (Kidaroo's voice): CATHY! STOP CRYING!

Dylan's dad: That's it! You just got strike 12!

(at Great Wolf Lodge)

Dylan's dad: Dylan, TJ and Cathy. I'm proud of you. Dylan doesn't have any strikes. TJ has 9 strikes. And Cathy has 3 strikes! Everyone did great except for you Kate! You are grounded for 10 days!

(at hotel room)

Dylan: I'm so sorry Cathy.

Cathy: You don't have to apologize. It's just that I got sick on the way. That's why I kept on crying. Your mother and of course TJ were mean to me.

Dylan's dad: I heard that you three did well if it weren't for your mother acting up on the way.

Trivia
Cathy kept on crying because she was sick.

This is similar to Caillou Misbehaves on the Road trip except this grounded video has six strikes, not 12.