Phineas T. Ratchet Gets a Flu Shot

In Madame Gasket's Chop Shop, at the lounge, Phineas T. Ratchet was getting frightened, as his mother Madame Gasket was glaring.

Ratchet: No mum! I am not getting my flu shot!

Madame Gasket: Yes you will Ratchet! Do you want to get sick? Let's go right now!

Ratchet and Madame Gasket went out of the Chop Shop and they got into the car.

Madame Gasket drove off on the way to the doctor's surgery. Then Ratchet and Madame Gasket got out of the car and they entered the surgery. They sat in the waiting room, and Randall Boggs and his parents also sat with them.

Randall: No mum and dad! I don't want a flu shot! Please let me stay home and play on my Playstation 3! Please! No!

Randall's mum: Too bad! Randall, you are getting a flu shot whenever you like it or not.

Randall's dad: When we get home, you will go to your room, and you will do nothing until the pain goes away.

Madame Gasket: Ratchet! It's time to get your flu shot! Your name has been called!

Then Ratchet and Madame Gasket went into the nurse's room, and the nurse was asking Madame Gasket who was glaring.

Nurse: Now who will be getting the flu shot?

Madame Gasket: Ratchet will!

Then Ratchet sat on a bed.

Nurse: Okay, little boy!

Ratchet was offended and swore at the nurse, much to her horror.

Ratchet: F*** you! I am a big guy! I am not little, you son of a b****! Don't you dare threaten me like that!

Madame Gasket was still glaring and the nurse was indignant.

Nurse: Hey! Don't talk to me like that! And don't cuss at me like that!

Then the nurse stopped getting indignant.

Nurse: Anyways, come here to get your flu shot, it will hurt really bad, but don't listen to it. The pain only lasts for a few minutes.

Ratchet got very annoyed, and Madame Gasket and the nurse were shocked.

Ratchet: No! I am not getting my flu shot! It hurts so bad! I really hate pain! And if you do, I will stick that needle all up you!

Madame Gasket and the nurse were annoyed.

Nurse: Hey! You do not talk to adults like that! If you keep that attitude up, I will do a blood draw in your eyes! Now come here right now!

Ratchet lost his temper, much to the horror of the nurse and Madame Gasket.

Ratchet: (in Kidaroo voice) No! That's it! I will give you the shot instead so you know how the pain feels!

Ratchet snatched a needle from the nurse, and he started to aim the needle at the nurse.

Nurse: Nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono!

Ratchet punched the needle in the nurse's breasts, and blood came out of the nurse's breats. The nurse fell to the floor.

Nurse: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! He punched it in my breasts! Oooooooooooooooh! Waaaaaaaaaaaaa! Bleh! I just puked out blood and it hurts so bad! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Just then the doctor came, and she was horrified.

Doctor: Oh my gosh! I need to bring you to the trauma centre immediately!

Just then the ambulance's siren blared, and then the two ambulance men and the ambulance woman came with a stretcher.

Doctor: Quick everyone! Take her to the trauma centre right away!

Ambulance man 1: Whatever you say!

Ambulance man 2: Okay guys! 1! 2! 3! Lift!

Then the ambulance men lifted the nurse up on the stretcher. The second ambulance man was horrified.

Ambulance man 2: Oh no! She lost her pulse!

Ambulance woman: Let's rush her to the trauma centre right away before she dies!

So the doctor, two ambulance men and the ambulance woman wheeled the nurse on the way to the hospital. Madame Gasket was extremely angry at Ratchet, who was horrified.

Madame Gasket: (Scary voice) Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Ratchet! I cannot believe you injured the nurse! I am giving you the shot myself!

Then Madame Gasket picked up a needle to give Ratchet the flu shot.

Ratchet: Nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono!

Madame Gasket gave Ratchet the flu shot. Blood came out of Ratchet.

Ratchet: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! Wawawawawawawawawawa! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! My mom doesn't know how to do a flu shot, it hurts so bad! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Madame Gasket: I don't care if it hurts! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks! We are going home right now!

Then Ratchet and Madame Gasket went out of the nurse's room.

Ratchet: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Then Ratchet and Madame Gasket went home, and then they got home. They walked into the lounge, and Madame Gasket continued scolding Ratchet.

Madame Gasket: Go upstairs to your room right now, and be ashamed of yourself!

Ratchet went upstairs to his room, crying.

Ratchet: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

CAST

Dave as Phineas T. Ratchet

Kidaroo (or Wiseguy) as Madame Gasket and Ratchet's angry voice

Steven as Randall Boggs

Diesel as Mr Boggs

Kimberly as Mrs Boggs

Ivy as Nurse

Salli as Doctor

Brian as Ambulance Man 1

Joey as Ambulance Man 2

Julie as Ambulance Woman

Scary voice as Madame Gasket's angry voice