Recess enemies (Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob, Clyde and Rachel) Make the Funkytones and Get Grounded

At the park, Lawson was asking his friends Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob Murphy, Clyde Philmore and Rachel Hart.

Lawson: Hey guys! Since the Metal Punks caught the dreaded shrinks and shrunk into nothing after we pranked them by turning their living room upside-down. Do you want to make a band while our parents are at the store shopping? We'll be known as the Funkytones, replacing the Metal Punks!

Gelman: Yes!

Mundy: Yes!

Skeens: Yes!

Lazy Kid: Yes!

Sue Bob: Yes!

Clyde: Yes!

Rachel: Yes!

Lawson: OK! Now let's go get our instruments and we'll start our band!

Then Lawson and his friends went off to get their instruments. Later they got their instruments and went back to the park, Lawson had a plan.

Lawson: Alright! We got our instruments! I will be the new Kosta Karatzovalis! I am the new leader of the Funkytones! I, Erwin Lawson, am leader of the Funkytones, American Citizen!

Rachel: I will be the new Salli the Popstar! I'll be known as Rachel the Popstar!

Gelman: I will be the new Ken the Emo! I'll be known as Gelman the Emo! I will be the CEO of the Funkytones!

Mundy: I will be the new Joey the Metal! l'll be known as Mundy the Metal! I will be the assistant CEO of the Funkytones!

Skeens: I will be the new Eric the Punk! I'll be known as Skeens the Punks!

Lazy Kid: I will be the new Paul the Mosh. I'll be known as Gerard the Mosh.

Sue Bob: I will be the new Brian the Headbanger! I'll be known as Sue Bob the Headbanger!

Clyde: And I will be the new David the Screamo! I'll be known as Clyde the Screamo!

Lawson: Yes! We got our punk instruments! Which song do you want to sing?

Gelman: Greased Lightnin'!

Lawson: OK! Is everybody ready?

Gelman: Ready!

Mundy: Ready!

Skeens: Ready!

Lazy Kid: Ready!

Sue Bob: Ready!

Clyde: Ready!

Rachel: Ready!

Lawson: Alright! And a one, and a two, and a one two three four!

Lawson and his friends began to play the band and sing Greased Lightnin'.

Lawson: ''Why this car is automatic. It's systematic. It's hydromatic. Why it's greased lightnin'!''

Gelman: Grease lightnin'!

Lawson: We'll get some overhead lifters, and four-barrel quads, oh yeah.

Gelman: Keep talkin', oh keep talkin'.

Mundy: Fuel injection cut off, and chrome plated rods, oh yeah.

Skeens: We'll get her ready, I'll kill to get her ready.

Lazy Kid: With a four-speed on the floor, they'll be waitin' at the door

Sue Bob: You know that ain't no s***, we'll be gettin' lots of t** in grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Lawson's friends: ''Ah, ah. ''

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Lawson's friends: ''Ah, ah. ''

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: We'll get some purple French tail lights and thirty-inch fins, oh yeah.

Rachel: A palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins, oh yeah.

Skeens: ''With new pistons, plugs, and shocks, I can get off my rocks. ''

Clyde: You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real p**** wagon - grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Lawson's friends: ''Ah, ah. ''

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Lawson's friends: ''Ah, ah. ''

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

(Instrumental break)

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Lawson's friends: ''Ah, ah. ''

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Lawson's friends: ''Ah, ah. ''

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin'!

Just then, the music director came, and he was impressed.

Music Director: Wow! I heard that you guys did rock! What would you like to name your band?

Lawson: Um, I named my band: the Funkytones! Why, because the Metal Punks are gone for good, and we're available to replace them.

Music Director: OK, the Funkytones it is. The rock 'n' roll concert is tomorrow night. So you need to practice real good. Because practice makes perfect, okay?

Lawson: OK!

That very night at the rock 'n' roll concert. The music director had an announcement.

Music Director: Ladies and gentlemen, the Metal Punks have disappeared and are now gone for good because they got their dreaded shrinks and shrunk into nothing. We got the new punk band to replace the Metal Punks, and the new punk band is called the Funkytones! Ladies and gentlemen, the rock 'n' roll concert is proud to present you - the Funkytones!

The music director walked offstage as the audience clapped and applauded. The curtain raised to reveal Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob, Clyde and Rachel. Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob, Clyde and Rachel had practiced playing their instruments. Lawson had an announcement.

Lawson: Thank you! Thank you very much! Let's play some music! And a one, and a two, and a one two three four!

Lawson and his friends began to play the band and sing Greased Lightnin'.

Lawson: ''Why this car is automatic. It's systematic. It's hydromatic. Why it's greased lightnin'!''

Gelman: Grease lightnin'!

Lawson: We'll get some overhead lifters, and four-barrel quads, oh yeah.

Gelman: Keep talkin', oh keep talkin'.

Mundy: Fuel injection cut off, and chrome plated rods, oh yeah.

Skeens: We'll get her ready, I'll kill to get her ready.

Lazy Kid: With a four-speed on the floor, they'll be waitin' at the door

Sue Bob: You know that ain't no s***, we'll be gettin' lots of t** in grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Lawson's friends: ''Ah, ah. ''

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Lawson's friends: ''Ah, ah. ''

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: We'll get some purple French tail lights and thirty-inch fins, oh yeah.

Rachel: A palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins, oh yeah.

Skeens: ''With new pistons, plugs, and shocks, I can get off my rocks. ''

Clyde: You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real p**** wagon - grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Lawson's friends: ''Ah, ah. ''

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Lawson's friends: ''Ah, ah. ''

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

(Instrumental break)

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Lawson's friends: ''Ah, ah. ''

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Lawson's friends: ''Ah, ah. ''

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin'!

Lawson: Thank you very much everybody! We're glad you liked it! Goodbye everyone!

Then the curtain raised down. Then the music director reappeared.

Music Director: Thanks for watching the Funkytones play, everybody! This concludes the rock 'n' roll concert for the night. Goodnight, everyone!

Back in Lawson's house, Lawson's parents were indignant and upset with Lawson, as well as scolding him.

Lawson's dad: Erwin! We cannot believe you made a band called the Funkytones to replace the Metal Punks! That's it!

Lawson's mum: You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks! Your punishment is to watch shows you hate such as Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba, Sesame Street, Elmo's World and more!

Lawson's dad: Go upstairs to your room right now!

Lawson went up to his room, crying.

Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Gelman's house, Gelman's parents were indignant and upset with Gelman, as well as scolding him.

Gelman's dad: Gelman! How dare you make a band called the Funkytones to replace the Metal Punks?! That's it! You're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks! Your punishment is to watch shows you hate such as Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba, Sesame Street, Elmo's World and more!

Gelman's mum: Go upstairs to your room now!

Gelman went up to his room, crying.

Gelman: Wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa!

Back in Mundy's house, Mundy's parents were indignant and upset with Mundy, as well as scolding him.

Mundy's dad: Conrad! How dare you make a band called the Funkytones to replace the Metal Punks?! That's it! You're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks! Your punishment is to watch shows you hate such as Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba, Sesame Street, Elmo's World and more!

Mundy's mum: Go to your room now!

Mundy went up to his room, crying.

Mundy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Skeens' house, Skeens' parents were indignant and upset with Skeens, as well as scolding him.

Skeens' dad: Greg! We can't stand you not listening to us! We cannot believe you made a band called the Funkytones to replace the Metal Punks! That's it! You're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks! Your punishment is to watch shows you hate such as Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba, Sesame Street, Elmo's World and more!

Skeens' mum: Go to your room now!

Skeens went up to his room, crying.

Skeens: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Lazy Kid's house, Lazy Kid's parents were indignant and upset with Lazy Kid, as well as scolding him.

Lazy Kid's dad: Gerard! How dare you make a band called the Funkytones to replace the Metal Punks?! That's it! You're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks! Your punishment is to watch shows you hate such as Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba, Sesame Street, Elmo's World and more!

Lazy Kid's mum: Go to your room now!

Lazy Kid went up to his room, crying.

Lazy Kid: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Sue Bob's house, Sue Bob's parents were indignant and upset with Sue Bob, as well as scolding her.

Sue Bob's dad: Sue Bob! We can't stand you not listening to us! We cannot believe you made a band called the Funkytones to replace the Metal Punks! That's it! You're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks! Your punishment is to watch shows you hate such as Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba, Sesame Street, Elmo's World and more!

Sue Bob's mum: Go to your room now!

Sue Bob went up to her room, crying.

Sue Bob: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Clyde's house, Clyde's parents were indignant and upset with Clyde, as well as scolding him.

Clyde's dad: Clyde! How dare you make a band called the Funkytones to replace the Metal Punks?! That's it! You're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks! Your punishment is to watch shows you hate such as Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba, Sesame Street, Elmo's World and more!

Clyde's mum: Go upstairs to your room now!

Clyde went up to his room, crying.

Clyde: Wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa!

Back in Rachel's house, Rachel's parents were indignant and upset with Rachel, as well as scolding her.

Rachel's dad: Rachel! We cannot believe you made a band called the Funkytones to replace the Metal Punks! That's it!

Rachel's mum: You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks! Your punishment is to watch shows you hate such as Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba, Sesame Street, Elmo's World and more!

Rachel's dad: Go upstairs to your room right now!

Rachel went up to her room, crying.

Rachel: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

(Script for development)

CAST

Eric as Lawson and Mundy

Joey as Gelman

Brian as Skeens

Dallas as Music Director

Wiseguy as Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)

Kimberly as Mrs Lawson (Lawson's mum)

Simon as Gelman's dad and Mr Skeens (Skeens' dad)

Belle as Gelman's mum

Alan as Mr Mundy (Mundy's dad)

Kate as Mrs Mundy (Mundy's mum)

Kendra as Mrs Skeens (Skeens' mum)