Jack Torrance misbehaves at the Funeral

Spyro: Man! I'm so bored. Well, I decided to play Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga for my Xbox 360.

(Puts on LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga for Xbox 360)

Spyro: Well, I'm going to choose the lever, Smells Like Teen Spirit.

(Spyro hears Anais crying)

Spyro: Anais Watterson, why are you crying?

Anais: Well, Jack Torrance Killed Alan Cook! (crying)

Spyro: What?, that's sad news. I'm going to call Toothless and his friends. They're at the hotel room right now.

(At the hotel)

(Toothless hears the ringtone)

Toothless: Hello!

Spyro: Hi, Toothless! This is Spyro! Anais Watterson told me than Jack Torrance Killed Alan Cook! Come with us to the funeral.

Toothless: Ok then. Come on, let's go to the funeral, guys.

(At the funeral)

(sobbing)

Male Minister: Folks, we're gathered around here in dedication to Chris Cornell, the popular frontman of Soundgarden and Audioslave. His most known for his bands Soundgarden and Audioslave. Died from hanging by a rope to commit suicide. We are always happy and proud of him for winning being nominated for awards. We are truly miss him. R.I.P. Alan Cook, 07/20/1956 - 10/18/2018.

[Cut to Pac-Man singing "The Reason" by Hoobastank]

Spyro: Ok, The song I'm going to sing is "The Reason" by Hoobastank.

(Spyro sings "The Reason" by Hoobastank)

(Spyro interrupts singing and being ran over and pushed by the Jack Torrance)

Jack Torrance: (yelling in Kung Fu style) Get the hell out of my way! Spyro!

Spyro: (being pushed by Jack Torrance) OW! That hurts!

Jack Torrance: Nobody cares about that stupid rock star!

(Jack Torrance begins blasting the song "We're Not Gonna Take It" out loud)

Jack Torrance: Out of my way you idiots!

(Jack Torrance throws Alan Cook's coffin out the window and breaks it)

Jack Torrance: (screams and he throws a picture of Chris Cornell to the ceiling) Screw you, retards!

Jack Torrance: You fools! You're seriously...

Ben Barber: (interrupts Jack Torrance) Stop right here, you madman. What do you think you're doing?! (grabs Jack Torrance from the church)

Jack Torrance: NO! PUT ME DOWN SUCKER! NO! NO! PUT ME DOWN RIGHT BLOODY NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!

(At the Baron's fortress)

Jack Torrance: DON'T TAKE ME TO THE BARON'S FORTRESS! PLEASE! NOOOOOOOOO!

Ben Barber: Too bad, you'll be executed in the Baron's fortress by Crimson and Elite guards!

Jack Torrance: NO! What are you doing?! Get your bloody hands off me!

(Crimson and Elite Guards put Jack Torrance in the electric chair)

Jack Torrance: STOP! DON'T YOU DARE KILL MEEEEEEEEEE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

(At the apartment room)

Spyro: We heard from Optimus Prime! Jack Torrance is now executed! So, let's party!

Anais Watterson: Yay! Let's party!

Toothless: Yeah! Optimus Prime did a really great job!

Tyrannor: Well, let's blow a party!

Alex the Lion: I agree with you everybody!

(Spyro, Toothless, and his friends blast a party)