The Disclaimer

Transcript
(Eric and David are looking at a disclaimer for something)

Eric: Well, should we try it?

David: I don't know. Listen to this.

(David reads the disclaimer)

David: "Do not attempt to operate before reading this manual. Never leave this product unattended when in use. Always keep hands and hair away from moving parts. Steel cutting methods used to manufacture product could result in sharp edges. Take care in handling. Use extreme caution when moving the product. Very high temperatures are reached during use. Take extreme care when product is in use. Do not operate near drapes, curtains, or walls, as fire and substantial property damage may result. Failure on the part of the user to adhere to these warnings could result in serious injury or death of the user."

(As David finishes reading the manual, it is revealed that the manual he was reading is for a toaster)

Eric: I've never been so afraid of a toaster.