Paillou Insults And Kills Loris/Arrested

Paillou: I’m Going To Watch Some TV.

(Paillou Walks To The Living Room)

(Loris Is Sitting On The Couch)

Paillou: Mommy, Please Move. I Want To Watch TV.

Loris: Paillou, I Was Here First. Now Let Me Watch TV.

Paillou: I Just Realized Something. You Are So Fat That I Can’t Tell The Difference Btween You And A Whale!

Loris: Paillou! I Mean It! Stop Roasting Me For My Fatness Right Now Or You’re Grounded!

Paillou: NO! I’M NOT GETTING GROUNDED BY THE SUPER FAT MOM! I WILL KILL YOU!

Loris: Really? How?

Paillou: I’M GOING TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU UNTILL YOU DIE!

Loris: NONONONONONONONONONO! STOP PAILLOU!

(Paillou Then Proceeds To Beat The Living Crap Out Of Loris. This Attracts Coris And Bosie’s Attention)

Coris: What Is Going On Here? OH MY FREAKING MOTHER OF GOD! LORIS! ARE YOU OK!?

Coris: Bosie, Call An Ambulance! We Have To Get Her To The Hospital!

(Bosie Calls An Ambulance)

(At The Hospital)

Doctor: I’m Sorry, But I’m Afraid There Was Nothing We Could Do.

Paillou: Yes! I’m So Glad I Killed That Elephant! Now I Don’t Have To Deal With A Dumb Fatso In The House!

Coris: EXCUSE ME!?

Paillou: Um- Um-Um-Um.

Coris: TELL ME RIGHT NOW!

Paillou: OK, I Killed Mommy Because She Is Too Fat To Be In The House.

Coris: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH! PAILLOU! HOW DARE YOU KILL YOUR OWN MOTHER! THAT IS MY FAVORITE THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! THAT’S IT! I’M CALLING THE COPS!

(After Coris Called The Cops)

Cop: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR MURDER! GET IN THE POLICE CAR NOW!

Paillou: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!