Eric flattens his parents car and breaks his teacher's leg

Characters
Eric-himself

Mom-Kate

Dad-Diesel

Teacher-Kate

Principal-Dallas

Plot
Eric doesn't want to get picked up so he flattens the tires of his parents' car.

Transcript
Eric: Today is a school day. I'm going to flatten my parents' tires.

(Eric does so)

Eric: Now I'm going to school.

(at school)

Teacher: Good morning class, it's time to take out your homework.

(Everyone takes out their homework assignment but Eric)

Teacher: Eric, where's your homework?

Eric: I don't have it.

Teacher: What are you doing?

(breaks leg)

Teacher: Eric, how dare you break my leg! That's it! Go to the hallway!

(at the principal's office)

Principal: So Eric, what brings you here?

Eric: I broke my teacher's leg. I don't want to have this suspension conversation in the hallway. That's why I'm here.

(Teacher goes on a wheelchair)

Teacher (Kidaroo's voice); THAT IS NOT THE HALLWAY! BESIDES, MY LEG WILL NOT RECOVER FOR 12 WEEKS! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU IN MY CLASS FOR 12 WEEKS!

Principal: Sorry but my office is where he wants to go. He does not want to do this out in public.

Teacher: All I said was go to the hallway but you refused to do so.

Principal: Eric, I'm calling your parents to pick you up.

Hello Diesel and Kate, your son just broke his teacher's leg.

Can you pick him up?

Dad: I'm sorry I can't because he flattened our tires.

Mom: By the time he gets back, he will be grounded for 10 weeks.

(at home)

Dad: Eric, I just got a call from the principal that you broke your teacher's leg! You also flattened our tires! Why did you do that?

Eric: I did that because I didn't want you to pick me up from school!

Dad: You flattened our tires! Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! How could you? The reason why we had to pick you up in the first place was we couldn't trust you to walk home by yourself since you were suspended for 12 weeks!

Mom: That's it! You are grounded for 10 weeks! No make that 20 weeks since you didn't go to the hallway when asked to!

Eric: Screw you! I wish you were dead!

Dad: We're changing to Scary Voice in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! (Scary Voice) OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH! HOW DARE YOU WISH US DEAD! THAT'S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 30 WEEKS! GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE GROUNDED FOR 40 WEEKS!

Eric (running upstairs) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!