Eric Smith's Preschool Bloopers: Gold Edition

Eric Smith's Preschool Bloopers: Gold Edition is a GoAnimate video by Kosta Karatzovalis, published on September 1st 2017

Transcript
Director: Places everyone, Eric Smith's Preschool take 1! Lights, Camera, Action!

Eric Smith: Hello, everyone, I'm Eric Smith!

Director: Cut! What happen to the couches?

(Color bars: Take 2)

Eric Smith: Hello, everyone, I'm Eric Smith!

Director: Cut! This is Rated TV-Y, not TV-14!

(Color bars: Take 3)

Eric Smith: Hello, everyone, I'm Eric Smith! And this is my brother David!

Director: Cut! That's not David Smith, that's Eddie K. Poloncarz?

(Color bars: Take 4)

Eric Smith: Hello, everyone, I'm Joseph Poloncarz!

Director: Cut! Your name is Eric Smith, not Joseph Poloncarz!

Eric Smith: Do you think i'm stupid?

(Color bars: Take 5)

Eric Smith: Hello, everyone, I'm Eric Smith and welcome to heaven, and I'm an angel!

Director: Cut! This isn't heaven, this is a studio set and your not an angel!

Eric Smith: Oh for the love of God!

(Color bars: Take 6)

Eric Smith: Hello, everyone, I'm Eric Smith! And this is my brother, David! And this is my sister, Ivy!

Director: Cut! That's not Ivy Smith, that's Zara Lawson?

David Smith: Zara, get off the stage right now!

(Color bars: Take 7)

Eric Smith: Hello, everyone, I'm Eric Smith! And this is my...cough cough, cough cough!

Director: Cut! Eric, are you alright?

Eric Smith: Give me some water please?

(Color bars: Take 8)

Eric Smith: Spoiler warning! Hello, everyone, I'm Eric Smith!

Director: Cut! We are not doing a delayed tape or a spoiler warning, this is live!

Eric Smith: Oh for crying out loud!

(Color bars: Take 9)

Eric Smith: Hello, everyone, I'm Eric Smith!

Director: Cut! Why are you naked!

Eric Smith: Whoops!

(Color bars: Take 10)

Eric Smith: Order in the court, order in the court! Hello everyone, I'm Eric Smith!

Director: Cut! This isn't the courthouse, this is a studio set. You will upset the preschoolers and where not playing Judge Judy!

Eric Smith: Objection Director, how dare you think this is a studio set. That's it, I'm suing you!

Director: Eric, please be nice?

(Color bars: Take 11)

Eric Smith: Hello, everyone, I'm Eric Smith! And this is my brother, David! And this is my sister, Ivy!

Director: Cut! That's not Ivy Smith, that's Rosie Anderson!

(Color bars: Take 12)

Eric Smith: Ciao a tutti, sono Eric Smith

Director: Cut! Your saying in Italian language, not English!

Eric Smith: Oops!

(Color bars: Take 13)

Eric Smith: Γεια σας, ο καθένας, είμαι ο Eric Smith (Geia sas, o kathénas, eímai o Eric Smith: Translate to English, Hello, everyone, I'm Eric Smith)

Director: Cut! Your saying in Greek language, not English! Now let's try that again!

Eric Smith: Oops again!

(Color bars: Take 14)

Eric Smith: Hello, everyone, I'm Eric Smith! And this is my brother, David! And this is my sister, Ivy!

Director: Cut! Where's Ivy Smith go!

Kate Smith: Um, I think she needs a new diaper on because she wet herself?

Director: That's OK, let's start over immediately once she's back!

(Color bars: Take 15)

Eric Smith: Hello, everyone, I'm Eric Smith!

(Eric farted)

Director: Cut! How dare you farted on Stage!

(Color bars: Take 15)

Eric Smith: Hello, everyone, I'm Eric Smith! And this is my brother, David! And this my lovely sister, Ivy!

Director: Cut! You've almost had it! Now let's try again from the top!

(Color bars: Take 16)

Eric Smith: Hello, everyone, I'm Eric Smith!

Director: Cut! Where's the theme song go, not the Spider-Man 1967's theme song!

(Color bars: Take 17)

Eric Smith: Hello, everyone, I'm Eric Smith! And this is my brother, David! And this is my sister, Ivy! And this is my Dad!

Director: Cut! That's not Diesel Smith, that's Diesel Busters!

Diesel Busters: Well, i'm screwed!

(Color bars: Last Take)

Director: OK, one last take, before I'm starting to throw a breakdown! Lights, Camera, Action!

Eric Smith: Hello, everyone, I'm Eric Smith! And this is my brother, David! And this is my sister, Ivy! And this is my Dad! And this is My Mom!

Diesel Smith: This!

David Smith: Is!

Eric Smith: Eric!

Ivy Smith: Smith's!

Kate Smith: Preschool!

Director: And, cut! OK folks, time for the next scene!

Eric Smith: Woohoo, we did it!

Text: The End