Thread:Abuse filter/@comment-86.137.189.198-20190909142558

(Inspired by the Enormous Crocodile)

Mr Bean was very angry about Abuse Filter.

Mr Bean: Man! I hate Eijitheawesome so much because he's the worst user ever and won't let me and other anons create new pages! wish I can get rid of him. I know! I will throw Abuse Filter up to the sun. Hahahahahaha!

Then Mr Bean went off to find Abuse Filter, and then he walked over to the spot where Abuse Filter was standing, and quick as a flash he picked Abuse Filter up by his leg and hoisted him up into the air.

Abuse Filter: Hey! Let me go! LET ME GO! LET ME GO!

Mr Bean: No. I won't let you go. You are the worst user ever who never lets me and other anons create new pages!

Mr Bean began to swing Abuse Filter round and round in the air. At first, he swung him slowly. Then he swung him faster... AND FASTER, AND FASTER, AND FASTER STILL... soon Abuse Filter was just a blurry circle going round and round Mr Bean's head.

Suddenly, Mr Bean let go of Abuse Filter's leg, and Abuse Filter went shooting high up into the sky like a huge rocket. Up and up he went... HIGHER and HIGHER...FASTER and FASTER. He was going so fast and so high that soon the earth was just a tiny dot miles below. He whizzed on and on. He whizzed far into space. He whizzed past the moon. He whizzed past stars and planets. Until at last...

With the most tremendous BANG! Abuse Filter crashed headfirst into the hot hot sun. And he was sizzled up like a sausage! Then a sausage fell back to Mr Bean, and he ate it up.

Mr Bean: Mmm, nice sausage! That's a good meal!

Then Mr Bean cheered.

Mr Bean: Yaaaaaay! Abuse Filter is dead for good! He'll never stop me or other anons from creating new pages ever again!

Back home, Mrs Wicket was furious and upset with Mr Bean.

Mrs Wicket: Mr Bean, how dare you throw Abuse Filter up to the hot sun!? He is one of my favourite users! And where did you get the idea from?

Mr Bean: Um, um, um, I got the idea from the Roald Dahl book The Enormous Crocodile where Trunky throws the Enormous Crocodile up to the sun. I really hate Abuse Filter, because he sucks. He's the worst user ever. He's stupid, and I hate him!

Mrs Wicket: I don't care! Now everyone reacted to his death, thanks to you! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a whole month with no TV! Go to your room right now!

Mr Bean went up to his room, crying.

Mr Bean: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

CAST

Professor as Mr Bean

Eric as Abuse Filter

Salli as Mrs Wicket 