Jay misbehaves at Banter's funeral

Characters
Jay-Young Guy/Charlie

Jay's mom-Samantha

Priest-Professor/Conrad

Larton-Wiseguy

Larton's dad (Fred)-Paul

Larton's mom (Lexi)-Grace

Eric Jr-Eric

Eric Jr's dad (Eric Sr)-James

Eric Jr's mom (Erika)-Jill

George-Lawrence

George's dad (Stafford)-Steven

George's mom (Flora)-Jersey Girl

Plot
Because Jay killed Banter, he has to attend his funeral, which he doesn't like.

Transcript
Jay: What a boring day.

(Jay's mom enters crying)

Jay: What's wrong Mom? Why are you crying?

Jay's mom: You killed your brother Banter yesterday so we're going to his funeral.

Jay: Oh no! Not his funeral!

(at the church)

Priest: We are gathered together to mourn the death of Banter.

(Larton and his parents walk to the altar)

Larton: I will miss him so much.

Fred: Same here. Goodbye Banter.

Lexi: I can't stop crying over the death of Banter.

(Eric Jr and his parents walk to the altar)

Eric Jr: I will miss Banter and I'm sure he'll go to Heaven.

Eric Sr: I agree with you Eric Jr.

Erika: Same here.

(George and his parents walk to the altar)

George: Mom and Dad, I'm sure Banter will be in a better place.

Stafford: I sure hope so, my son.

Flora: Goodbye Banter. We miss you.

(at Banter's grave)

Jay: Hooray! Banter is gone forever! Rot in Hell!

(Scary sound plays)

Jay's mom: Oh my God! Jay, how dare you talk that way about your brother! That's it! We're going home right now!

(at home)

Jay's mom: You're lucky that everyone from church didn't come here to scold you! You're grounded for a gross days!

Jay: Mom, what's a gross?

Jay's mom: It's twelve dozen so that means you're grounded for 144 days! Go to your room now!

Jay: (running upstairs and crying like Custard)

Jay's mom: Hey! Don't even think of crying like Custard from the Save-Ums!