Trash Compactor

Transcript
Aaron: Hello, Brian. Listen, we bought an industrial-strength trash compactor.

Brian: What for?

Aaron: We'll shove you inside it and crush you like a Hefty bag.

Brian: Do you think it can crush a human being?

Aaron: I don't think so. I know so. Wendell and I are like professional scientists. We did many tests on this thing.

Brian: Where's Wendell?

(An awkward pause)

Aaron: Uh, I don't know, but there's one thing I know for sure: He screamed a lot for a professional scientist.

(Brian realizes what Aaron meant. He can't believe that the annoying troublemakers he and his friends run into are so idiotic. He walks off)

Brian: You guys aren't professional. You guys are idiots.