Gilbert escapes Canada and gets WSP (Featuring Hi-5 the Save-Ums)

Characters
Gilbert-Paul

Store Clerk-Dallas

Horace & Buggy-Simon

Andy Panda-Eric

Movie Clerk-Duncan

Gilbert's dad-Steven

LouieLouie95-Eric

Slippy V-Professor/Conrad

TheJoJuan4444-Young Guy/Charlie

Brendan Barney-David/Evil Genius/Zack

Althea Andrea-Princess

Taylor Jolicoeur-Salli

Shawn Brunner-Steven

Aunt Corolean (mentioned)

Priest-Professor/Conrad

Zara-Princess

Zoey-Princess

Kumi-Kimberly

Elizer-Julie

Maya-Kayla

Paulina-Princess

Sophie-Princess

Julie-herself

Jennifer-herself

Caley-Princess

Krista-Princess

Sarah West-Karen

Jazzi-Emma

Foo-Ivy

Custard-Jennifer

Noodle-Kendra

Ka Chung-Amy

B B Jammies-Shy Girl

Microsoft Sam-himself

Microsoft Mike-himself

Microsoft Mary-herself

Microsoft Anna-herself

Radar Overseer Scotty-Adult Male Voice 1

Plot
Gilbert gets lots of punishments from good people as well as the Save-Ums for escaping Canada. Plus, Andy Panda and Horace & Buggy make a cameo when Gilbert sees his second NC-17 movie.

Transcript
(on the plane)

(Plane lands)

Gilbert: Home sweet home.

(at home)

Gilbert: Since my dad is away, I'm going to get myself The Invisible War on DVD.

(at the DVD store)

Store Clerk: What can I get you?

Gilbert: I want The Invisible War on DVD.

Store Clerk: Here you go.

(at home)

Gilbert: Now that I have The Invisible War, I will watch it now.

(after the movie)

Gilbert: That's the best movie ever. Now to go on my computer.

(15 minutes later)

Gilbert: I made the opening to Boss Baby 1988 with the Neon Mickey Logo Real Not Fake. Now to see I Spit on Your Grave in theaters.

(at the movie theater)

Andy Panda: I said I wanted to see Rogue One: A Star Wars story right now!

Horace & Buggy: Andy Panda, the clerk said that the tickets to Rogue One: A Star Wars Story were sold out! You can either watch Destination Moon or else you will watch nothing and we will go straight home!

Andy Pandy: So, you want to engage! Go ahead! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me right here at the movies!

Horace & Buggy: That's it! We're going home right now!

Andy Panda (Custard's Sound Effect): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Gilbert: What a baby!

Movie Clerk: I know. Andy Panda was throwing a big tantrum all because he couldn't see Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. Anyways, what can I get you?

Gilbert: I would like a ticket for I Spit on Your Grave.

Movie Clerk: Okay.

(at home)

Gilbert's dad: Oh no! Gilbert shouldn't have escaped Canada, got a sexual movie, and made a fake VHS opening! I will confront him when he gets back!

(Gilbert comes home)

Gilbert's dad: Gilbert, how dare you escape Canada, get a sexual movie and make a fake VHS opening! What else did you do?

Gilbert: I went to see I Spit on Your Grave in theaters.

Gilbert's dad: Oh my God! Gilbert, how dare you see I Spit on Your Grave! That movie is a sexual movie! I will call some people to teach you a lesson!

(15 minutes later)

Gilbert: They're here!

LouieLouie95: I'm LouieLouie95 and I can't believe you played a trick in the hospital and got sent to Canada!

Slippy V: I'm Slippy V and I can't believe you escaped Canada and got The Invisible War on DVD!

TheJoJuan4444: I'm the JoJuan4444! Gilbert, The Invisible War is inappropriate for your age!

Brendan Barney: I'm Brendan Barney and I can't believe you made the opening to Boss Baby 1988 VHS Real Not Fake with the Neon Mickey Logo!

Althea Andrea: I'm the good Althea Andrea! Gilbert, The Boss Baby came out in 2017, not 1988 and it was made by Dreamworks, not Disney!

Taylor Jolicoeur: I'm Taylor Jolicoeur and I can't believe you saw I Spit on Your Grave at the movie theater!

(Shawn Brunner arrives)

Shawn Brunner: Sorry I'm late! I'm Shawn Brunner! Gilbert, I Spit on Your Grave is rated NC-17 and you're too young to see that movie!

Gilbert: Hold on. I forgot to tell you something.

Shawn Brunner: Okay, tell me.

Gilbert: I killed Aunt Corolean.

(DUN DUN DUN plays)

Shawn Brunner: What? Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! How dare you kill your aunt! You don't kill anyone who is part of your family! Also, you have broken one of the Lord's Ten Commandments!

Gilbert's dad: That's it! We're going to her funeral right now!

Gilbert: No no no no no no no no no no! Not her funeral!

Gilbert: Too bad!

(at the funeral)

Priest: Corolean was the best aunt of Gilbert. Now let's have Zara Dawson and her friends say a few words to her.

Zara: I'm going to miss her.

Zoey: Me too.

Kumi: Me 3.

Elizer: Me 4.

Maya: Me 5.

Paulina: Me 6.

Sophie: Me 7.

Julie: Me 8.

Jennifer: Me 9.

Caley: Me 10.

Krista: And me 11.

(later as the mourners are taking Corolean's coffin to her grave)

Gilbert: Yeah! I'm glad my aunt is gone for good!

(Scary sound plays)

Gilbert's dad: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Gilbert, how dare you talk that way about your own aunt! That's it! We're going home!

LouieLouie95: Slippy V, should I get some nappies for Gilbert?

Slippy V: No because Steven already got some at WalMart.

Althea Andrea: I'm going to call Radar Overseer Scotty about this!

Radar Overseer Scotty: Hello, Althea Andrea, why did you call me?

Althea Andrea: I wanted to tell you that Gilbert escaped Canada, made a fake VHS opening, watched two NC-17 rated movies and killed his aunt!

Radar Overseer Scotty:  Gilbert escaped Canada, made a fake VHS opening, watched two NC-17 rated movies and killed his aunt? Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! That's it! He's going to get it!

(at home)

Gilbert's dad; Wow, Gilbert, you have more visitors!

Sarah West: I'm Sarah West and I'm mad at you for escaping Canada, making a fake VHS opening, watching two NC-17 rated movies and for the murder of your aunt!

Jazzi: I'm Jazzi!

Foo: I'm Foo!

Custard: I'm Custard!

Noodle: I'm Noodle!

B. B. Jammies: Me B. B. Jammies!

Ka-Chung: And I'm Ka-Chung! We're the Save-Ums and we are so angry with you for escaping Cananda and for killing your aunt!

Microsoft Sam: I'm Microsoft Sam and don't even think about stealing my ROFLcopter because I will charge you with mutiny!

Microsoft Mike: I'm Microsoft Mike and if you call me a lady and say I talk like a lady, I will kill you with my tantrums!

Microsoft Mary: I'm Mircosoft Mary and if you call me a man and say I talk like a man, you will be in dead meat!

Microsoft Anna: I'm Microsoft Anna and if you mess with me, I will zap you with my laser eyes!

Radar Overseer Scotty: And I'm Radar Overseer Scotty and if you steal my bologna sandwiches, I will call the cops on you and if you fire me, I will kill myself and if you deny responsibility, you will be guilty of perjury!

Gilbert's dad: You heard them! Now go to your room!

Gilbert: Shut up, I can't take it anymore! I wish that you were dead!

Gilbert's dad: Gilbert, how dare you threaten us! That's it! Custard, beat him up right now!

Custard: Okay!

(Gilbert gets attacked by Custard's chainsaws and the action is censored)