Caillou's mom misbehaves at McDonald's

Characters
Boris-Eric, Diesel, Scary Voice,

Doris-Julie, Kidaroo

Caillou-Shy Girl

Caillou's grandfather-Professor

Clerk-Dallas

Scootatoo-Salli

Paul-Simon

Tom-Young Guy/Charlie

Carley-Princess

Maeve (mentioned)

Adrianna (mentioned)

Plot
Doris freaks out over not getting what she wants.

Transcript
Caillou: Hey Dad?

Boris: What is it Caillou?

Caillou: Can we go to McDonald's?

Boris: Yes but I'm afraid your mother can't come.

Doris: What? Is this some kind of joke?

Boris: Doris, do you remember what happened that last time? You gave the kid who ordered the last Oreo McFlurry a wedgie and took off her clothes except for her diaper! Her mother nearly sued us!

Doris: But I will behave.

Boris (Diesel's voice); Fine! But this is coming out of your allowance!

(at McDonald's)

Clerk: What can I get you?

Doris: I'll have 100 chicken nuggets, large fries, a Coke and an Oreo McFlurry.

Clerk: Sorry but there are no more Oreo McFlurries but you can have an M&M McFlurry.

Doris: Why?

Boris: He is offering you an M&M McFlurry because there are no more Oreo McFlurries left.

Doris (Kidaroo's voice): WHAT? THERE'S NO WAY THAT THEY'RE OUT OF (BLEEP) OREO MCFLURRIES!

Boris: Keep it down! You're in a restaurant!

Doris (Kidaroo's voice):  THAT'S IT! I'M DESTROYING MCDONALD'S!

(censored)

Boris (Scary Voice): OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH! DORIS! HOW COULD YOU DESTROY MCDONALD'S! THAT'S IT! LET'S GO HOME NOW!

(in car)

Doris: I'm sorry.

Boris (Diesel's voice): Excuse me? I'm sorry?

(he throws a hammer at Doris)

Doris: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah!

Boris (Diesel's voice): Shut up Doris! This is what you get for destroying McDonald's and no! I won't accept any sorries from you!

Doris: Please, can we at least go back and get 100 chicken nuggets,   large fries, a Coke and an M&M McFlurry?

Boris (Diesel's voice): No! It's too late! When we go home, we will watch the news on the old TV all because you broke the new flat screen TV!

(at home, Boris is sitting and Doris is standing)

Boris (Diesel's voice); Oh yeah! You're definitely standing!

Doris: But...

Boris (Scary Voice): STAND!

Scootatoo: Good afternoon. My name is Scootatoo Dash. In case you're wondering about me, I got my old voice back because some listeners might make fun of me if my voice is Brian while reporting the news. Anyways, a mother named Doris went ballistic and freaked out at McDonald's. With me is the clerk. Tell me what happened.

Clerk: Well, there were no more Oreo McFlurries left for this mother so I offered her an M&M McFlurry but no. She destroyed McDonald's.

Scootatoo: Thank you. With me is a father who witnessed this incident, Paul Johnson. Paul, tell me what happened.

Paul: Whoever you are, you made my daughter Adrianna have PTSD! Now she's in the hospital! My voice is Simon because I'm so furious with you! Also, you and your husband will have to pay a $165 hospital bill!

Boris (Diesel's voice): What? That's more than the cost of our home! Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh you are in so much trouble!

Scootatoo: Thank you. With me are two other victims: Tom and his girlfriend Carley. Tell me what happened.

Tom: Well, my girlfriend and I were eating out together until this mother went out of control. She was even worse than my sister Maeve.

Scootatoo: What would you do if your mother was acting that way?

Carley: I would give her a belt beating.

Scootatoo: More news coming up.

(news ends)

Boris (Diesel's voice): Belt beating? Discipline? I have an idea.

Doris: What? No!

Callou's grandfather: I just heard that my daughter was on the news.

Boris (Diesel's voice): Yes, I heard from Adrianna's father that we have to pay a $165 bill!

Caillou's grandfather: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Time for the belt beating!

(censored)

Doris: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah!