Eric takes steroids and gets grounded

Characters
Eric-himself

Kumi-Kimberly

Teacher-Young Guy/Charlie

Doctor-Lawrence/Wiseguy

Principal-Dave/Kidaroo

Eric's dad-Diesel

Eric's mom-Kate

Plot
Eric is grounded for taking steroids.

Transcript
Kumi: Guess what? I smuggled steroids.

Eric: Let me have some.

(he gets strong)

Eric: Great!

Teacher: It's time for a medical checkup. Go to the doctor's office.

Doctor: You've been taking steroids! Go to the principal's office!

Eric: No! Stupid fat doctor!

Doctor: Hey! Don't call me a stupid fat doctor!

Eric: That's because you are a mean and nasty doctor who loves to wear bikinis!

Doctor: Eric, don't ever talk smack to me again!

Eric: Everyone hates you! You freak!

Doctor (Wiseguy's voice): OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH! ERIC, HOW DARE YOU TALK SMACK TO ME AGAIN! YOU KNOW I EASILY GET OFFENDED BY THAT! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE ON THE DOUBLE!