Garfield, Odie, Harry and Nermal cuss in class / grounded

Mr Dallas was teaching his students some maths lessons.

Mr Dallas: Okay, class, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two? Come on, class, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot.

Jonah raised his hand.

Mr Dallas: Yes, Jonah?

Von Clutch: Twelve?

Mr Dallas: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.

Odie: I think I know the answer, Mr Dallas.

Garfield mocked Odie in a high-pitched, gibberish voice.

Garfield: Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh.

Odie: Shut up, fat cat!

Garfield: [enraged] HEY! DON'T CALL ME FAT, YOU F***ING CANINE!

Mr Dallas was shocked and horrified.

Mr Dallas: Garfield, did you just say the F-word??

Garfield: Canine?

Odie: No, he's talking about f***. You can't say "f*** in school, you f***ing fata**.

Mr Dallas: Odie!

Garfield: Why the f***not?

Mr Dallas: Garfield!

Harry: Dude, you just said f*** again!

Mr Dallas: Harry!

Nermal: F***.

Mr Dallas: Nermal!

Garfield: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. F***, f****ity-f***-f***-f***.

Mr Dallas: How would you like to go to the principal's office?

Garfield: How would you like to suck my b****.

Everyone gasped in shock.

Mr Dallas: [furiously] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?

Garfield: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was:

Then Garfield picked up a megaphone and cleared his throat.

Garfield: 'How would you like to suck my b****, Mr Dallas?'

Mr Dallas stood rooted to the spot, furiously frozen.

Harry: Holy s***, dude.

Then Garfield, Odie, Harry and Nermal went to the principal's office in disgrace, and Myron and Bruno sat in the chair in front of the principal's office.

Inside the principal's office, Principal Eric was very upset with Garfield, Odie, Harry and Nermal.

Principal Eric: Well, I must say, I'm very disappointed in you boys, okay? You should be ashamed of yourselves. Now, I've already called in Jon Arbuckle. He will be here any minute.

Odie: [shocked] You called Jon Arbuckle?!

Principal Eric: That's right.

Odie: [terrified] Oh, no, dude!

Garfield: Principal Eric, can I ask a question?

Principal Eric: Okay, what?

Garfield: What's the big f***ing deal, b****?

Harry: Yeah!

Principal Eric: Aah! N-Now I want to know where you heard these horrific obscenities, okay?

Harry: Nowhere.

Odie: Uh, we heard them from Mr Dallas a few times before.

Harry: Yeah!

Principal Eric: Boys, I seriously doubt that Mr Dallas ever said, uh, "Eat penguin s***, you a**-spelunker".

Garfield, Odie, Harry and Nermal started laughing.

Garfield: He-he-he-he! Sweet!

The door suddenly slammed opened, and Jon Arbuckle came in, not looking happy at all.

Harry: Uh-oh.

Principal Eric: Thank you for coming on such short notice.

Jon Arbuckle: This just isn't like you, Garfield. You neither, Odie, Harry and Nermal. What did my pets Garfield and Odie say, Principal Eric? Did they say the S-Word?

Principal Eric: No, it was worse than that.

Jon Arbuckle: The F-Word?!

Principal Eric: Here's a list of the things they've been saying. Okay?

Jon looked at the list.

Jon Arbuckle: Oh no! What horrible phrases!

Then Jon glared to Garfield, Odie, Harry and Nermal.

Jon Arbuckle: Guys, you will tell Principal Eric this instant where you heard all these horrible phrases!

Odie: I--I--

Harry: We can't tell you. We all took a sacred oath, and swore ourselves to secrecy.

Garfield: It was the TV show called South Park.

Harry: Dude!

Garfield: What? F*** you, guys. I wanna get out of here.

Jon Arbuckle: South Park? That TV show?!

Principal Eric: Excuse me, what the heck is South Park?

Jon Arbuckle: South Park is that very inappropriate, profane and dodgy TV series on Comedy Central about little 4th grade children! Nothing but foul language and toilet humor!

Principal Eric: Well, I guess I'll have to send a warning letter out to parents before more children see South Park.

Garfield: Everybody's f***in' seein' it.

Jon Arbuckle: [angrily] Garfield!

Garfield: I'm sorry, I can't help myself: That TV show has warped my fragile little mind.

Job Arbuckle: Come on, Garfield, Odie, Harry and Nermal. We're going home now! You're grounded for two months, and that means you won't be able to come back to school until you're ungrounded, plus TV, video games, no lasagna and no nothing.

Then Garfield, Odie, Harry and Nermal went home with Jon in disgrace, crying.

CAST

Dallas as Mr Dallas

Wiseguy as Garfield

Evil Genius/David/Zack as Odie and Jonah

Eric as Harry and Principal Eric

Kimberly as Nermal

Paul as Jon Arbuckle

ALTERNATE

Boris was teaching his students some maths lessons.

Boris: Okay, class, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two? Come on, class, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot.

Jonah raised his hand.

Boris: Yes, Jonah?

Von Clutch: Twelve?

Boris: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.

Odie: I think I know the answer, Boris.

Garfield mocked Odie in a high-pitched, gibberish voice.

Garfield: Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh.

Odie: Shut up, fat cat!

Garfield: [enraged] HEY! DON'T CALL ME FAT, YOU F***ING CANINE!

Boris was shocked and horrified.

Boris: Garfield, did you just say the F-word??

Garfield: Canine?

Odie: No, he's talking about f***. You can't say "f*** in school, you f***ing fata**.

Boris: Odie!

Garfield: Why the f***not?

Boris: Garfield!

Harry: Dude, you just said f*** again!

Boris: Harry!

Nermal: F***.

Boris: Nermal!

Garfield: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. F***, f****ity-f***-f***-f***.

Boris: How would you like to go to the principal's office?

Garfield: How would you like to suck my b****.

Everyone gasped in shock.

Boris: [furiously] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?

Garfield: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was:

Then Garfield picked up a megaphone and cleared his throat.

Garfield: 'How would you like to suck my b****, Boris?'

Boris stood rooted to the spot, furiously frozen.

Harry: Holy s***, dude.

Then Garfield, Odie, Harry and Nermal went to the principal's office in disgrace, and Myron and Bruno sat in the chair in front of the principal's office.

Inside the principal's office, Harold Slikk was very upset with Garfield, Odie, Harry and Nermal.

Harold Slikk: Well, I must say, I'm very disappointed in you boys, okay? You should be ashamed of yourselves. Now, I've already called in Jon Arbuckle. He will be here any minute.

Odie: [shocked] You called Jon Arbuckle?!

Harold Slikk: That's right.

Odie: [terrified] Oh, no, dude!

Garfield: Harold Slikk, can I ask a question?

Harold Slikk: Okay, what?

Garfield: What's the big f***ing deal, b****?

Harry: Yeah!

Harold Slikk: Aah! N-Now I want to know where you heard these horrific obscenities, okay?

Harry: Nowhere.

Odie: Uh, we heard them from Boris a few times before.

Harry: Yeah!

Harold Slikk: Boys, I seriously doubt that Boris ever said, uh, "Eat penguin s***, you a**-spelunker".

Garfield, Odie, Harry and Nermal started laughing.

Garfield: He-he-he-he! Sweet!

The door suddenly slammed opened, and Jon Arbuckle came in, not looking happy at all.

Harry: Uh-oh.

Harold Slikk: Thank you for coming on such short notice.

Jon Arbuckle: This is not like you, Garfield. You neither, Odie, Harry and Nermal. What did my pets Garfield and Odie say, Harold Slikk? Was it the S-Word?

Harold Slikk: No, it was worse than that.

Jon Arbuckle: The F-Word?!

Harold Slikk: Here's a list of the things they've been saying. Okay?

Jon looked at the list.

Jon Arbuckle: Oh no! What horrible phrases!

Then Jon glared to Garfield, Odie, Harry and Nermal.

Jon Arbuckle: Guys, you will tell Harold Slikk right now where you heard all these horrible phrases!

Odie: I--I--

Harry: We can't tell you. We all took a sacred oath, and swore ourselves to secrecy.

Garfield: It was the TV show called South Park.

Harry: Dude!

Garfield: What? F*** you, guys. I wanna get out of here.

Jon Arbuckle: South Park? That TV show?!

Harold Slikk: Excuse me, what the heck is South Park?

Jon Arbuckle: South Park is that very inappropriate, profane and dodgy TV series on Comedy Central about little 4th grade children! Nothing but foul language and toilet humor!

Harold Slikk: Well, I guess I'll have to send a warning letter out to parents before more children see South Park.

Garfield: Everybody's f***in' seein' it.

Jon Arbuckle: [angrily] Garfield!

Garfield: I'm sorry, I can't help myself: That TV show has warped my fragile little mind.

Job Arbuckle: Come on, Garfield, Odie, Harry and Nermal. We're going home now! You're grounded for two months, and that means you won't be able to come back to school until you're ungrounded, plus TV, video games, no lasagna and no nothing.

Then Garfield, Odie, Harry and Nermal went home with Jon in disgrace, crying.

CAST

Eric as Boris and Harry

Wiseguy as Garfield and Harold Slikk (Angry German Kid's Dad)

Evil Genius/David/Zack as Odie and Jonah

Kimberly as Nermal

Paul as Jon Arbuckle

Can you make that grounded video inspired by South Park?

Can you make Stick Figure versions of Garfield, Odie, Harry, Nermal, Jonah, Myron and Bruno?

Jon Arbuckle will be a Comedy World version of himself.