Simon escapes France and gets WSP

Characters
Simon-Eric

Clerk-Steven

Simon's dad-Paul

LouieLouie95-Eric

Slippy V-Professor/Conrad

Andrew-Eric

Adrianna-Julie

Althea Andrea-Princess

Julie-herself

Shawn Brunner-Steven

Matt Crowley (mentioned)

Priest-Professor/Conrad

Cathy-Shy Girl

Sarah West-Karen

Jazzi-Emma

Foo-Ivy

Custard-Jennifer

Noodle-Kendra

Ka-Chung-Amy

B.B. Jammies-Shy Girl

Microsoft Sam-himself

Microsoft Mike-himself

Microsoft Mary-herself

Microsoft Anna-herself

Radar Overseer Scotty-Speakonia Male Voice 1

Beulah-Speakonia Female Voice 1

Plot
Simon Blue gets in big trouble for escaping France.

Transcript
(7 hours later after he escaped France)

Simon: Home sweet home.

(at home)

Simon: Since my dad is not here, this will be my chance to buy Requiem for a Dream.

(at movie store)

Clerk: What can I get you?

Simon: I would like Requiem for a Dream on DVD.

Clerk: Here you go.

(at home)

Simon: Now that I have the movie, I wil watch it now.

(after the movie finished)

Simon: That was a good movie. Now to make the opening to Cars 3 1977 VHS Real Not Fake with the Neon Mickey Logo.

(later)

Simon: There, I made it. Since my father is at work, I will go to see Henry & June in theaters.

(Simon leaves)

Simon's dad: Oh my God! Simon shouldn't have escaped France, got Requiem for a Dream and made a fake VHS opening! I will confront him when he comes home!

(Simon arrives)

Simon's dad: Simon Blue, I can't believe you escaped France, got Requiem for a Dream, and made a fake VHS opening! What else did you do?

Simon: I saw Henry & June in theaters.

Simon's dad: Simon, how dare you see Henry & June in theaters! You know that Henry & June is rated NC-17! That's it! I'm calling some people to teach you a lesson!

(later)

Simon's dad: They're here!

LouieLouie95: I'm LouieLouie95 and I can't believe you stole a soda from the store and got sent to France!

Slippy V: It is I, Slippy V and I can't believe you escaped France and got Requiem for a Dream!

Andrew: I'm Andrew Clark! Simon, Requiem for a Dream is rated NC-17 and you're only 14, not 18!

Adrianna: I'm Adrianna Johnson and I can't believe you made the opening to Cars 3 1977 VHS Real Not Fake with the Neon Mickey Logo!

Althea Andrea: I'm the good Althea Andrea! Simon, Cars 3 came out in 2017, not 1977 and it never had the Neon Mickey Logo!

Julie: I'm Julie Fisichella and I can't believe you saw Henry & June in theaters!

(Shawn Brunner arrives)

Shawn Brunner: I'm Shawn Brunner! Simon, Henry & June is rated NC-17 and you're too young to see rated NC-17 movies!

Simon: Hold on. I forgot to tell you.

Shawn Brunner: What is it?

Simon: After I trashed the lunch hall, I killed Matt Crowley's GoCoa.

(DUN DUN DUN plays)

Shawn Brunner: What? Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Simon Blue, how dare you kill your school principal's GoCoa! You just broke one of the Lord's Ten Commandments!

Simon's dad: That's it! We're going to his funeral!

(at the funeral)

Priest: Matt Crowley's GoCoa was killed by Simon Blue. Now Cathy McCarthy will say a few words about him.

Cathy: Matt Crowley's GoCoa was the best pet to have in school. Saying goodbye to him makes me cry. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

(at the grave)

Simon: No more GoCoa! I'm glad he's gone for good!

(Scary sound plays)

Simon's dad: Simon, how dare you talk that way about your principal's GoCoa! That's it! We're going back home!

(at home)

Simon's dad: Wow, you have some more visitors!

Sarah West: I'm Sarah West and I'm so mad at you for watching two NC-17 Rated Movies and for the murder of your principal's GoCoa!

Jazzi: I'm Jazzi!

Foo: I'm Foo!

Custard: I'm Custard!

Noodle: I'm Noodle!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Ka-Chung: I'm Ka-Chung!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">B.B. Jammies: And I'm B.B. Jammies and we're the Save-Ums! We are so ashamed that you escaped France, watched two NC-17 Rated movies and killed your principal's GoCoa!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Microsoft Sam: I'm Microsoft Sam and don't even try to steal my ROFLcopter because if you do, you will be charged with mutiny!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Microsoft Mike: I'm Microsoft Mike and if you call me a lady and say I talk like a lady, I will attack you with my tantrums!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Microsoft Mary: I'm Microsoft Mary and if you call me a man and say I talk like a man, you will be in dead meat!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Microsoft Anna: I'm Microsoft Anna and if you make one false move, I will zap you with my laser eyes!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Radar Overseer Scotty: I'm Radar Overseer Scotty and if you steal my bologna sandwiches I will call the cops and if you fire me, I will kill myself and if you deny responsibility, you will be guilty of perjury!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Beulah: And I'm Beulah and if you call me fatso, I will throw you across the room like a beanbag!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Simon's dad: You heard them! Now go to your room right now!