Test Results

Transcript
(A doctor is talking to his patient on the phone)

Doctor: Can I please talk to Andrew?

Andrew: This is Andrew.

Doctor: Hello, Andrew. I have your test results.

Andrew: Oh my goodness. What are they?

Doctor: They're negative.

Andrew: Oh, gosh, nooooo...How much time do I have left?

Doctor: Relax, Andrew. It's a positive thing.

Andrew: Negative is positive?

Doctor: Yes.

Andrew: Positive is negative?

Doctor: Yes.

Andrew: Are you sure.

Doctor: I'm positive.

Andrew: Oh, gosh, nooooo...How much time do you have left?

(Confused, the doctor hands the phone to the nurse)

Doctor: Next time, you call him.

Andrew: You lived a good life, Doc.