Dora Gets in Dead Meat And Goes To Russia

Dora Gets in Dead Meat and Goes to Russia is the 18th grounded video out of Dora created by Dylan Priest.

Transcript

Mrs. Shaw:

(Mrs. Shaw hands out the green cards to Dylan Priest and his friends and the black card to Dora.)

Dylan Priest: "Mrs. Shaw, me, the good Warren Cook, Jack Loves Disneyland, CheeseDoodles65, NathanDesignerBoy7, TheSuperBaxter, LouieLouie95, Rai, Sena, Tori, Donha, Finn and Anthony Abate all got green cards!"

Mrs. Shaw: "That's right! You all got green cards because you have been good students! I'm very proud of you!"

Dora: "Oh no! I got a black card! My mom is going to kill me!"

Mrs. Shaw: (in Scary Voice) "OH! (14x) THAT'S RIGHT! YOU GOT A BLACK CARD BECAUSE YOU KEPT MAKING FAKE VHS OPENINGS! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE NOW!"

(Dora leaves the classroom holding a black card)

Mrs. Shaw: "Now that Dora is gone, let's watch Sherlock Gnomes on DVD!"

(In the principal's office)

Principal Parish: "Dora, what have you done this time?"

Dora: "Mrs. Shaw was handing out behaviour cards and I got a black card!"

(Principal Parish is shocked when he sees the black card)

Principal Parish: "OH! (10x) DORA! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT A BLACK CARD! THAT'S IT! YOU ARE EXPELLED! GO HOME NOW WHILE I CALL YOUR MOTHER!"

(At home)

Dora's mom: "Dora! I can't believe you got a black card and got expelled! That's it! You are grounded (8x) for mega humanity! Now get in the car! I'm taking you to the airport!"

(Dora and her mom are in the car driving the airport)

Dora: "Mom, where am I going?"

Dora's mom: "You're going to Russia for your punishment! And further more if you escape from Russia, you will be grounded for ultra humanity! Understand?"

(At the airport)

Airport Manager: "Can I help you?"

Dora's mom: "Yes! I would like one ticket for my daughter to Moscow, Russia please."

Airport Manager: "OK."

(At the airport waiting area)

Airport Speaker: "Flight 61 to Slovakia is now boarding on gate 26."

(Dora enters the plane crying)

(Dora is on the plane crying)

Dora: "This is going to be a torture!"

(13 hours later)

(Dora leaves the plane crying)

(In Russia)

Dora: "Why did I get sent to Tanzania?"

Man on PA: (Translation: Welcome to Moscow, Russia. The white zone is for unloading passengers. There is no parking.)

(Later)

Dora: (speaking in Russian) о нет! Теперь я говорю по русски! Может ли моя жизнь стать еще хуже, чем эта? (Translation: Oh no! Now I am speaking Russian! Can my life get any worse than this?)

The End.