Ivy misbehaves on the way to the funeral

Characters
Eric-himself

David-himself/Evil Genius/Zack

E/D's dad-Diesel

E/D's mom-Kate

Ivy-herself

Custard (mentioned)

Me-Steven

Plot
Ivy's punishment for misbehaving on the way to the funeral is she gets beaten up by me.

Transcript
Eric: Mom and Dad, why are you crying?

E/D's mom: Your grandfather passed away so we're going to his funeral.

David: That's so sad.

Ivy: No! Because you two killed Barney, I will not go to the funeral! I'd rather stay and watch reruns of Barney!

E/D's dad: Ivy, we are going to his funeral whether you like it or not! Now get in the car!

(in the car)

Ivy: Stop the car! Stop the car! Stop the car! Stop the car!

E/D's mom: We are not stopping the car! We are going to his funeral and that's final!

Ivy: I'm hungry. Can we stop to eat at Burger King?

E/D's dad: No but there are snacks at the funeral!

Ivy: But I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hungry.

E/D's mom: Fine but make it quick.

(after Ivy gave a lot of excuses, they made it to the church)

(Celtic Alleluia plays, as the Smiths reach the parking lot)

E/D's mom: Oh no! All we wanted to do was go to your grandfather's funeral to pay off our sins but no! You installed us! The final hymn is being sung!

(Church bells ring)

E/D's dad: The funeral has ended! Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Ivy, you bad bad bad bad bad girl! Let's go home now!

(at home)

E/D's mom: Since you made us late for the funeral, you are grounded for a decade! You will be beaten by Custard!

(I arrive)

Me: Ivy, time to get beaten up!

E/D's dad: Mickey, what are you doing here?

Me: Diesel, Custard couldn't make it because she was sick! Anyways, time for your beating!

(censored; screen turns static)