Director's Commentary

Transcript
(Alan is watching a movie)

Katie: What are you doing, Alan?

Alan: I'm watching this DVD movie, but I don't like it at all.

Katie: What's wrong with it?

Alan: I can't hear the dialogue. This stupid big fat idiot is talking through the whole movie.

Katie: Alan, that's the director's commentary. If you don't want it on, you just need to indicate that with the remote.

Alan: Oh, okay.

(Alan throws the remote at the television)

Alan: SHUT YOUR FACE, FAT MAN!!!

(The remote breaks the television set)

Alan: Hey, that worked pretty good.

Kimberly: What happened to my television?

Katie: You know what? I'm gonna read a book instead.