A Real Fight

Transcript
Charlie: Have you ever gotten into a fight?

Bob: No, but I've always sort of wanted to.

Charlie: Me too! I'm so curious what it'd be like to not hold back at all, you know? I imagine myself beating up all sorts of dudes, but how would I actually do in a fight?

Bob: Well, if we really want to, there's no reason we can't try it. Right here, right now. No holds barred!

Charlie: Hey, yeah! Nothing's stopping us from just having an honest-to-goodness fight. I'm game!

Bob: Alright, let's do it!

(Charlie punches Bob in the stomach)

Charlie: Hup!

Bob: That was really weak.

Charlie: Now I know that I'll never be in a real fight.