A Fool and His Money

Transcript
Daniel: A penny for your thoughts.

Scott: Sorry. My thoughts are a dollar apiece.

Daniel: A dollar? That's outrageous! Your thought aren't worth that, are they?

Scott: Of course they are. At a dollar, my thought right now is the bargain of a lifetime.

Daniel: I wouldn't pay a nickel for any thought you've ever had in your whole life.

Scott: That little remark just made the price ten dollars.

Daniel: Ten?! You can't extort me! Keep your stupid thought!

Scott: If you knew what it was, you'd beg to pay ten bucks for it.

Daniel: C'mon, just tell me what it is, will you?

Scott: Nothing doing, pal.

(Daniel grabs a quarter out of his pocket)

Daniel: Okay, okay! I'll give you twenty-five cents. That's all I have.

Scott: Let's see it.

(Daniel gives Scott his quarter)

Daniel: Here. Twenty-five cents. Now what's this big, expensive thought of yours?

Scott: A fool and his money are soon parted.

(Daniel then realizes that Scott tricked him. Furious, he beats up Scott)