Dark Bowser escapes Russia and gets WSP

Characters
Dark Bowser-Alan

Clerk-Duncan

Movie Owner-Jill

Dark Bowser's dad-Scary Voice

LouieLouie95-Eric

Slippy V-Professor/Conrad

Toad-Young Guy/Charlie

Toadette-Julie

Althea Andrea-Princess

Buddy Bro-Diesel

Shawn Brunner-Steven

Vital Virus (mentioned)

Baby Mario (mentioned)

Priest-Professor/Conrad

Cathy-Callie

Lucy-Susan

Stephanie-Kendra

Sarah West-Karen

Microsoft Sam-himself

Microsoft Mike-himself

Microsoft Mary-herself

Microsoft Anna-herself

Radar Overseer Scotty-Speakonia Adult Male Voice 1

Beulah-Speakonia Adult Female Voice 1

Plot
Dark Bowser gets himself in more trouble for escaping Russia.

Transcript
(music plays as Dark Bowser escapes Russia)

Dark Bowser: Home sweet home.

(at home)

Dark Bowser: Since my dad is at work, I'm going to get The Dreamers on DVD.

(at video store)

Clerk: What can I get you?

Dark Bowser: I want The Dreamers on DVD.

Clerk: Here you go.

(at home)

Dark Bowser: Now that I have the DVD, I will watch it.

(later)

Dark Bowser: Since my dad is away, I'm going to make the opening to Rugrats in Paris 1977 VHS Real Not Fake.

(later)

Dark Bowser: I did it. Now, I'm going to see Orgazmo in theaters.

(at movie)

Movie Owner: Hello, what do you want to see?

Dark Bowser: Orgazmo.

Movie Owner: Here's the tickets.

(at home)

Dark Bowser's dad: Oh no! Dark Bowser shouldn't have escaped Russia, got The Dreamers on DVD and made a fake VHS opening! I will confront him when he gets back!

(Dark Bowser returns)

Dark Bowser's dad: Dark Bowser, how dare you escape Russia, get The Dreamers on DVD and make a fake VHS opening! What else did you do?

Dark Bowser: I saw Orgazmo in theaters.

Dark Bowser's dad: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Dark Bowser, you know better! That movie was rated NC-17! That's it! I'm calling visitors over to give you punishments!

(later)

Dark Bowser's dad; They're here!

LouieLouie95: This is LouieLouie95 and I can't believe you taunted at your teacher and got sent to Russia!

Slippy V: It is I, Slippy V! I can't believe you escaped Russia and got The Dreamers on DVD!

Toad: I'm Toad and Dark Bowser, The Dreamers on DVD is rated NC-17! You're too young to see that movie!

Toadette: I'm Toadette and I can't believe you made the opening to Rugrats in Paris from 1977 Real Not Fake!

Althea Andrea: I'm the good Althea Andrea! Dark Bowser, Rugrats in Paris came out in November 5, 2000, not 1977!

Buddy Bro: I'm Buddy Bro, the only good Bro character and Dark Bowser, I can't believe you saw Orgazmo in theaters!

(Shawn Brunner arrives)

Shawn Brunner: Sorry I'm late! I'm Shawn Brunner! Dark Bowser, Orgazmo is rated NC-17 and you're 15, not 18!

Dark Bowser: Hold on! I forgot to tell you this.

Shawn Brunner: What is it?

Dark Bowser: After Vital Virus and I posted an inappropriate picture on Facebook, I killed Baby Mario.

(Scary sound plays)

Shawn Brunner: Oh my God! Dark Bowser, how dare you post an inappropriate picture on Facebook with Vital Virus and kill Baby Mario! You just broke one of the Lord's Ten Commandments!

Dark Bowser's dad: Why would you do such a thing like that? We're going to his funeral right now!

(at funeral)

Priest: Baby Mario was the best Super Mario Bros character. I hope he's on his way to Heaven. Now, Cathy McCarthy, Lucy McCall and Stephanie Gavin will say a few words about him before we take him to his grave.

Cathy: I will miss Baby Mario. I used to play as him in Mario Kart.

Lucy: Same here. Missing Baby Mario makes me cry. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Stephanie: I agree with you Lucy.

(at Baby Mario's grave)

Dark Bowser: No more Baby Mario! He's dead for good!

Dark Bowser's dad: Dark Bowser, how dare you misbehave at Baby Mario's funeral! That's it! We're going home and Sarah West along with the Microsoft characters will teach you a strong lesson!

(Dark Bowser and his dad leave)

LouieLouie95: Slippy V, is it okay that I give Dark Bowser some diapers?

Slippy V: No! Bowser already went to Walmart to get his son some diapers as a punishment! I'm going to call Radar Overseer Scotty about this!

Radar Overseer Scotty: Hello, who is this?

Slippy V: It is I, Slippy V and I'm here to tell you this! Dark Bowser escaped Russia, bought The Dreamers on DVD, made a fake VHS opening, watched Orgazmo and killed Baby Mario!

Radar Overseer Scotty: Dark Bowser  escaped Russia, bought The Dreamers on DVD, made a fake VHS opening, watched Orgazmo and killed Baby Mario? Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! That's it! I'm bringing Sarah West and my other Microsoft Friends to teach him a lesson!

(at home)

Dark Bowser's dad: You have some more visitors!

Sarah West: I'm Sarah West and I'm upset with you for watching two rated NC-17 movies and for the murder of Baby Mario!

Microsoft Sam: I'm Microsoft Sam and if you dare to steal my ROFLcopter, I will beat you up!

Microsoft Mike: I'm Microsoft Mike and if you dare to call me a lady and say I talk like a lady, I will throw a tantrum and blow up on you!

Microsoft Mary: This is Micorosft Mary and if you dare to call me a man and say I talk like a man, I will blow you up!

Microsoft Anna: I'm Microsoft Anna and if you mess with me, I will zap you with my laser eyes!

Radar Overseer Scotty: I'm Radar Overseer Scotty and if you steal my bologna sandwiches, you will be sentenced seven years penal servitude and if you fire me, I will deny the charges and if you deny responsibility, you will be guilty of prejury!

Beulah: I'm Beulah and don't you dare call me a Fatso or I will throw you around the room!

Dark Bowser's dad: You heard them! Now go to your room now!