Derek's mom ditches Denise' birthday and gets grounded

Characters
Kumi-Kimberly

Derek's dad-Alan

Derek's mom-Kimberly

Derek-Brian

Cop-Kidaroo

Plot
Derek's mom does not care about her daughter's birthday.

Transcript
Derek: Mom, I have good news. Today is my sister Kumi's birthday and we're going to Pizza Hut to celebrate it.

Derek's mom: No! I'd rather eat at a fancy restaurant!

Derek's dad: Denise, you are going to Kumi's birthday whether you like it or not!

(at Pizza Hut)

Derek's mom: Alan?

Derek's dad: What is it Denise?

Derek's mom: Can I go to the bathroom?

Derek's dad: Sure but make it quick.

(Derek's mom runs out)

Derek's mom: Screw this party! I'm going to a fancy restaurant!

(back at Pizza Hut)

Derek: Happy birthday dear Kumi. Happy birthday to you.

Kumi: Thank you for singing that but where's Mom? She should have been here!

(Derek's dad is now furious as a firey background appears)

Derek's dad (Scary voice): OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH! DENISE DENISE DENISE DENISE DENISE! WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD IS WRONG WITH YOU? HOW DARE YOU DITCH KUMI'S BIRTHDAY! THAT'S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR LIFE! NOW GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!

(Car approaches in driveway)

Derek: Mom, how dare you sneak to the fancy restaurant! You are not allowed to do that!

Kumi: Derek's right, Mom! Also, we were about to call the cops on you! You had us worried sick!

Derek's mom: But Derek, Kumi, and Alan, I'm sorry.

Derek's dad: Don't "I'm sorry" us because that won't work! No fancy restaurants for you at all! We will call the cops on you to get you arrested! 911!

Cop: Is this Alan Crystal?

Derek's dad: Yes it's me! Please arrest my wife because she ditched Kumi's birthday!

Cop: Okay.

(cop arrives)

Cop: You are under arrest for ditching your daughter Kumi's birthday! Get in the car!

Derek's mom: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Derek's dad: What do you say we celebrate your party here at home?

Kumi: That would be great.

Derek: I agree.