Phineas T. Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister Bro and Ice Bro Kidnap Kosta Karatzovalis and Melt Him Down Into Meat and Get Grounded

At the park, Phineas T. Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister Bro and Ice Bro were feeling grumpy about Chiro.

Ratchet: Man! We hate Kosta Karatzovalis! And we hate the Metal Punks too!

Dark Bowser: I know! He's always annoying! He's the worst guy ever!

Randall: He's nothing but an idiot!

Razorbeard: Yeah, he sucks!

Doopliss: I know, he's getting on our nerves!

Then Twister Bro thought of something.

Twister Bro: I know, guys! How about we kidnap Kosta Karatzovalis and take him to Ratchet's house and give him the death penalty by melting him down into meat!

Ice Bro: That's a good idea, Twister! Let's do it!

Randall: After we finished Kosta.

Razorbeard: They'll be meat for all of us!

Dark Bowser: Yeah, this will be like a picnic to us!

Ratchet: Now that's more I like it! Yeah! Let's kidnap him!

Dark Bowser: And send him to your house!

Randall: To melt him down into meat!

Razorbeard: Then we can have meat products together!

Doopliss: Yeah, meat products.

Twister Bro: Yeah, this will be like a picnic to us!

Ice Bro: Let's do it, Ratchet!

Then Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister Bro and Ice Bro went off to find Kosta Karatzovalis, and then they confronted him.

Ratchet: Hey Kosta Karatzovalis!

Kosta Karatzovalis: Ratchet, what do you want for me now?!

Ratchet: Me and my friends have come to kidnap you and take you to my house to melt you down into meat!

Kosta Karatzovalis: No! Please! Don't do that! Don't kidnap me!

Ratchet: Too bad! Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister Bro, Ice Bro and I are going to take you to my house right now! Come with us!

Dark Gelman: Yeah, you heard what Ratchet said! Come with us!

Randall: You're going to meet your doom! Why? Because you're as worst as Sulley and Mike Wazowski!

Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister Bro and Ice Bro picked up Kosta, and carried him around the town. Kosta was kicking and screaming.

Kosta Karatzovalis: Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister, Ice Bro! Let me go! Let me go! Let me go!!!

Ratchet: No, we won't let you go! You have annoyed us too much! Now it's time to your punishment to come for all your bad actions of what you did!

Dark Bowser: And you also deserve it!

Then Ratchet and his friends arrived in the Chop Shop.

Ratchet: Now let's place Kosta on the conveyer belt!

Dark Bowser: Yeah, let's do it! Come on, guys!

Randall: Yeah, let's do it!

Razorbeard: This is going to be great!

Doopliss: After we finished that guy.

Twister Bro: There'll be meat for us!

Ice Bro: Yeah, we're hungry!

Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister Bro and Ice Bro carried Kosta up onto the conveyer belt, and they placed Kosta on the conveyer belt.

Ratchet: And stay there! Time to die, Kosta!

Dark Bowser: Yeah! Say goodbye, Kosta!

Then Kosta was conveyed towards the Choppers.

Ratchet: Choppers! Chop him! Shred him to pieces!

Choppers including Forge: Yes sir!

Kosta Karatzovalis: (in Kidaroo voice) NO NO NO NO NO NO!

Dark Bowser: That's right, Choppers! Shred him to pieces!

Randall: Go, Choppers! Go!

Ratchet: Ooh, this is gonna get greasy!

The Choppers began to shred Kosta to pieces.

Kosta Karatzovalis: (in Kidaroo voice) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Randall: That's it, Choppers! Finish him off!

Razorbeard: Yeah!

Doopliss: Go get him, Choppers!

Twister Bro: Yeah, go get him, Choppers!

Ice Bro: You'll be in pieces now, Kosta Karatzovalis!

Then Kosta was in pieces.

Randall: Yay! Kosta's in pieces now!

All the remains of Kosta were conveyed towards the furnace.

Dark Bowser: Ha ha ha! That's right! Into the furnace you go!

The remains of Kosta went inside the furnace, and then he was melted down... INTO MEAT! Then some meat products including steak were conveyed out of the processing tube, and Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister Bro and Ice Bro looked at some meat products. Then Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister Bro and Ice Bro cheered.

Ratchet: Yay! Kosta Karatzovalis is dead for good!

Dark Bowser: Yay! No more Kosta Karatzovalis! That's what he gets for annoying us too much!

Ratchet: Now everyone can celebrate and eat meat! Now Kosta Karatzovalis is gone for good.

Randall: Yeah, he won't annoy anyone - not even me, you, Dark Bowser, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister Bro or Ice Bro!

Ratchet: Let's eat some meat!

Twister Bro Bro: Everyone's hungry including me! I'm hungry! Yum yum!

So Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister Bro and Ice Bro ate some meat, and soon there were no more meat left. Then Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister Bro and Ice Bro shook hands.

Ratchet: Wow! What a great day ever getting rid of Kosta Karatzovalis!

Dark Bowser: Yeah, Kosta is gone for good!

Randall: This is the best picnic ever!

Razorbeard: I agree!

Doopliss: You're the best!

Twister Bro: That's the best picnic ever!

Ice Bro: I agree with Twister Bro! What a great picnic ever!

Ratchet: You guys are the best!

So Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister Bro and Ice Bro went out of the Chop Shop, and they went back home.

(We see Madame Gasket angry with a firey background surrounding her)

Madame Gasket: (Scary voice) Ratchet, Ratchet, Ratchet, Ratchet, Ratchet, get over here right now!

(We see Bowser angry with a firey background surrounding him)

Bowser: (Scary voice) Dark Bowser, Dark Bowser, Dark Bowser, Dark Bowser, Dark Bowser, get over here right now!

(We see Mr Boggs angry with a firey background surrounding him)

Mr Boggs: (Scary voice) Randall, Randall, Randall, Randall, Randall, get over here right now!

(We see Razorbeard's dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)

Razorbeard's dad: (Scary voice) Razorbeard, Razorbeard, Razorbeard, Razorbeard, Razorbeard, get over here right now!

(We see Doopliss' dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)

Doopliss' dad: (Scary voice) Doopliss, Doopliss, Doopliss, Doopliss, Doopliss, get over here right now!

(We see Twister Bro's dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)

Twister Bro's dad: (Scary voice) Twister Bro, Twister Bro, Twister Bro, Twister Bro, Twister Bro, get over here right now!

(We see Ice Bro's dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)

Ice Bro's dad: (Scary voice) Ice Bro, Ice Bro, Ice Bro, Ice Bro, Ice Bro, get over here right now!

Back in the Chop Shop, Madame Gasket was furious with Ratchet.

Madame Gasket: Ratchet, how dare you kidnap Kosta Karatzovalis and melt them down into upgrades with Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister Bro and Ice Bro?! You know you can't do that!

Ratchet: But mom, Kosta deserves it for being the worst band leader ever who always annoys me, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister Bro and Ice Bro!

Madame Gasket: I don't care! You have no right to kidnap Kosta and melt him down into meat! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks with no TV! Go to your room right now!

Ratchet went to his room, crying.

Ratchet: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Dark Bowser's house, Bowser and Icy Peach were furious with Dark Bowser.

Bowser: Ratchet, how dare you kidnap Kosta Karatzovalis and melt them down into upgrades with Phineas T. Ratchet, Randall Boggs, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister Bro and Ice Bro?! You know you can't do that!

Dark Bowser: But mum and dad, Kosta deserves it for being the worst band leader ever who always annoys me, Ratchet, Randall Boggs, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister Bro and Ice Bro!

Icy Peach: We don't care! You have no right to kidnap Kosta and melt him down into meat!

Bowser: That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks with no TV! Go to your room right now!

Ratchet went to his room, crying.

Ratchet: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Randall's house, Mr and Mrs Boggs were furious with Randall.

Mr Boggs: Randall Boggs, how dare you kidnap Kosta Karatzovalis and melt them down into upgrades with Phineas T. Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister Bro and Ice Bro?! You know you can't do that!

Randall: But mum and dad, Kosta deserves it for being the worst band leader ever who always annoys me, Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister Bro and Ice Bro!

Mrs Boggs: We don't care! You have no right to kidnap Kosta and melt him down into meat!

Mr Boggs: That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks with no TV! Go to your room right now!

Randall went to his room, crying.

Randall: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Razorbeard's house, Razorbeard's parents were furious with Razorbeard.

Razorbeard's dad: Razorbeard, how dare you kidnap Kosta Karatzovalis and melt them down into upgrades with Phineas T. Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs, Doopliss, Twister Bro and Ice Bro?! You know you can't do that!

Razorbeard: But mum and dad, Kosta deserves it for being the worst band leader ever who always annoys me, Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs, Doopliss, Twister Bro and Ice Bro!

Razorbeard's mum: We don't care! You have no right to kidnap Kosta and melt him down into meat!

Razorbeard's dad: That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks with no TV! Go to your room right now!

Razorbeard went to his room, crying.

Razorbeard: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Doopliss' house, Doopliss' parents were furious with Doopliss.

Doopliss' dad: Doopliss, how dare you kidnap Kosta Karatzovalis and melt them down into upgrades with Phineas T. Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs, Razorbeard, Twister Bro and Ice Bro?! You know you can't do that!

Doopliss: But mum and dad, Kosta deserves it for being the worst band leader ever who always annoys me, Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs, Razorbeard, Twister Bro and Ice Bro!

Doopliss' mum: We don't care! You have no right to kidnap Kosta and melt him down into meat!

Doopliss' dad: That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks with no TV! Go to your room right now!

Doopliss went to his room, crying.

Doopliss: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Twister Bro's house, Twister Bro's parents were furious with Twister Bro.

Twister Bro's dad: Twister Bro, how dare you kidnap Kosta Karatzovalis and melt them down into upgrades with Phineas T. Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs, Razorbeard, Doopliss and Ice Bro?! You know you can't do that!

Twister Bro: But mum and dad, Kosta deserves it for being the worst band leader ever who always annoys me, Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs, Razorbeard, Doopliss and Ice Bro!

Twister Bro's mum: We don't care! You have no right to kidnap Kosta and melt him down into meat!

Twister Bro's dad: That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks with no TV! Go to your room right now!

Twister Bro went to his room, crying.

Twister Bro: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Ice Bro's house, Ice Bro's parents were furious with Ice Bro.

Ice Bro's dad: Ice Bro, how dare you kidnap Kosta Karatzovalis and melt them down into upgrades with Phineas T. Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs, Razorbeard, Doopliss and Twister Bro?! You know you can't do that!

Ice Bro: But mum and dad, Kosta deserves it for being the worst band leader ever who always annoys me, Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs, Razorbeard, Doopliss and Twister Bro!

Ice Bro's mum: We don't care! You have no right to kidnap Kosta and melt him down into meat!

Ice Bro's dad: That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks with no TV! Go to your room right now!

Ice Bro went to his room, crying.

Ice Bro: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

CAST

Dave as Phineas T. Ratchet, Chopper and Razorbeard's dad

Alan as Dark Bowser, Razorbeard and Twister Bro's dad

Steven as Randall Boggs

Joey as Doopliss

Eric as Twister Bro and Chopper

Brian as Ice Bro and Chopper

Russell as Kosta Karatzovalis

Young Guy as Forge

Paul as Chopper

Kidaroo (or Wiseguy) as Madame Gasket

Scary voice as Bowser

Julie as Icy Peach

Diesel as Mr Boggs

Kimberly as Mrs Boggs

Belle as Razorbeard's mum

Simon as Doopliss' dad and Ice Bro's dad

Kendra as Doopliss' mum

Grace as Twister Bro's mum

Catherine as Ice Bro's mum

CAST

Eric as Lawson, Mundy and Chopper

Joey as Gelman and Sue Bob's dad

Brian as Skeens and Chopper

Duncan as Lazy Kid

Kendra as Sue Bob Murphy

Steven as Clyde Philmore

Dave as Phineas T. Ratchet, Chopper and Lazy Kid's dad

Young Guy as Chiro and Forge

Paul as Chopper

Wiseguy as Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)

Simon as Gelman's dad and Mr Skeens (Skeens' dad)

Alan as Mr Mundy (Mundy's dad)

Diesel as Clyde's dad

Kidaroo (or Wiseguy) as Madame Gasket

Kidaroo as Chiro's screaming voice

Scary voice as Lawson's dad's angry voice, Gelman's dad's angry voice, Mundy's dad's angry voice, Skeens' dad's angry voice, Lazy Kid's dad's angry voice, Sue Bob's dad's angry voice, Clyde's dad's angry voice and Madame Gasket's angry voice