Kablam! (Extras): Steve and hayley performs their own rendition of Down’s syndrome girl

Transcript
Henry: okay people listen up! Here’s our musical guest, Steve and hayley smith!

(all cheering and wooing)

Steve Smith: You've got to look your best tonight,

You tubby little parasite,

'Cause there's a lovely lady and she's waiting for you.

And though her pretty face may seem

A special person's wettest dream

Before you get to see it there are things you must do.

Hayley Smith: We'll try a tie and boutonniere of yellow

Or a rose that shows that you're a classy fellow

With the posh style of sweet romance

Busting out a mile with style.

Steve Smith: I know you just can't wait to stare

At all that luscious orange hair

But, boy, before you touch a single curl,

You must impress your ultra bloomin',

All-consumin', poorly groomin'

Steve and hayley: Down's Syndrome girl.

Steve Smith: On any normal day you reek

As if you're on a farting streak.

Your finger's up your nose And you are dripping with drool.

Hayley Smith: But if you want a lady's love,

You're better off by smelling of

A gentleman's cologne instead of sneakers and stool.

Steve and hayley: A squirt, a spurt

Steve Smith: Of something just for Ellen

Steve and hayley: And you'll see, that she

hayley smith: Will find you so compellin'

Steve and hayley: And she does, because

The only smell that she'll be smellin'

Won't be coming on your bum.

[farts]

You wanna take that little whore

And spin her on the dancing floor,

But boy, before you do a single twirl,

You must impress that effervescing,

Self-possessing, no BS-ing

Down's Syndrome girl.

Hayley Smith: Her eyes are emerald portals

To a secret land of love

Steve Smith: And her smile is like the sweetest summer flower.

Steve and hayley: Her kiss is so inviting

And her hugs are so delighting,

Steve Smith: And what makes them really nice

Hayley Smith: Is that they've got a little spice,

steve and hayley: Because they're tighter than a vise

And they go on for an hour.

[Steve and hayley tap dance]

Steve and hayley: My boy, between the two of us,

We'll get you on that shorty bus

And then you're gonna take it for a whirl.

Now go impress that super-thrilling,

Wish-fulfilling, Yoo-Hoo spilling,

Ultra-swinging, boner-bringing,

Gaily singing, dingalinging,

Stupefying, fortifying,

As of Monday, shoelace tying,

Stimulating, titillating,

Kitty-cat impersonating,

Mega-rocking, pillow-talking,

Just a little crooked walking,

Coyly pouting, booby-sprouting:

For some reason always shouting,

Fascinating, captivating,

Happiness and joy creating...

[glass shatters]

Down's Syndrome Girl!