Jose Marquez gets sent to Russia

Characters
Alan-himself

Jose Marquez-Brian, Dmitri

Guard-Susan

Pilot-Wiseguy

Plot
The sequel to CaptainBusiness97 steals Jose Marquez's girlfriend.

Transcript
Alan: Jose Marquez, how dare you get CaptainBusiness97 in trouble?!

Jose Marquez: Dad, he stole my girlfriend.

Alan: It does not matter! Only good people can keep their girlfriends, not you! You're a troll! As for this, I'm going to take you to the airport!

(in the car)

Jose Marquez: Where am I going?

Alan: Russia! You will stay there until you die! If you escape, you will get Warren-Style punishments! Understand?

Jose Marquez: I understand.

(at the airport)

Guard: Flight 123 boarding to Moscow Russia.

(on plane)

Pilot: Enjoy the flight.

(later)

Pilot: Welcome to Russia.

(in Russia)

Jose Marquez (Dmitri's voice): Oh no! I am speaking Russian, which is the language of Russia! Worst day ever!