Rules of Cartooning

Transcript
(Chad has made a comic strip on a sheet of paper, but he feels like something is missing)

Chad: Something's not right here...

Dwayne: What's not right?

Chad: This comic strip I'm working on. It's just not funny. But according to the rules of cartooning, it should be hilarious!

Dwayne: What "rules of cartooning"?

Chad: There are certain things that are sure-fire laugh getters in comic strips. And I've got all of them in here! I've got a monkey, a guy slipping on a banana peel, a talking duck, a fat man in his underwear, a falling anvil, a hairless cat, a guy getting hit in the face with a pie...And yet it's still kind of flat. I need more. I've got to add something else.

Dwayne: I know! How about a wedgie?

Chad: Hey! Yeah!

(Without warning, Dwayne gives Chad a wedgie)

Chad: The galling thing is that, technically, I gave him permission to do that.