Eric misbehaves at Ivy's funeral

Characters
Eric-himself

Dad-Diesel

Mom-Kate

Plot
Because Eric killed Ivy, he had to attend her funeral, which he doesn't like.

Transcript
Eric: I'm bored.

(Diesel and Kate walk in crying)

Eric: Mom and Dad, why are you crying?

Dad: You killed Ivy yesterday so we're going to her funeral!

Eric: No way! I'm not going there!

Mom: Go there or you're grounded!

(at church)

Dad: Ivy was the nicest daughter of ours. We used to change her diapers and give her a bath. Eric, now it's your turn to share about her.

Eric: Ivy was the worst sister of mine! She always grounds me and David even though I don't mean to kill Barney! She always cries like a chubby crybaby! I have no sympathy or sorrow for her at all!

Dad: Eric, how dare you talk that way about Ivy! That was the worst and embarassing speech I heard in my life!

(at home)

Mom: You are lucky everybody in the church didn't come here to scold you! In the meantime, that was even worse than the one you said at your grandmother's funeral! You are grounded for three trillion years!