The Attack Cat Who Doesn't Attack

Transcript
(The troublemakers adopt a cat from the animal shelter)

Animal Shelter Owner: Thanks again for adopting this cat. Not every person that comes in here asks for a cat that bites and scratches the most.

Aaron: Oh, it's no problem. We're nice guys.

(Aaron and Charles carry the cat over to Joey's yard)

Joey: Hey, what are you guys doing with a...

(Aaron and Charles toss the cat over to Joey)

Aaron: KILL THE JERK!

Charles: RIP HIM TO SHREDS!

Joey: Aww, you're a cute little cat.

Cat: Meow.

Aaron: KILL HIM NOW!

Charles: TEAR OFF HIS HEAD!

(Joey takes the cat into his house)

Joey: How 'bout I get you some milk.

Cat: Meow.

Aaron: Kill...the...jerk...

Charles: End...his...life...

(Aaron and Charles realize that their so-called "attack" cat didn't attack Joey at all)

Aaron: It didn't work.

Charles: That cat must have a secret plan.