Booked Goods

Transcript
(A female author is holding a book signing at a bookstore. A few people line up to have their books signed)

Woman #1: I adore your books!

Author: Why, thank you!

Woman #2: Will you sign it "To Corinne?"

Author: Of course!

Woman #3: Your books are my guilty pleasures.

Author: How sweet of you to say!

Woman #4: This is your best one yet!

Author: You're too kind!

(Eric and his little sister Ivy are the last ones in line)

Author: Uh...hello.

Eric: Two, please!

Author: Two books?

Eric: Umm, wait...Books?

Author: Yes, books! I'm a writer of adult romance novels!

Eric: Oh.

(Eric and Ivy don't want to know what happens in adult romance novels, so they decide to leave)

Eric: So, it wasn't a snack line.

Ivy: Epic fail.