Question cuts school and gets grounded

Characters
Question-Dave

Question's dad-Simon

Teacher-Paul

Blue Birds-Ivy

Question's mom-Kimberly

Plot
Question gets grounded for skipping school. In case you want to know what the blue birds are, they're from the Angry Birds.

Transcript
Question: Man, I have school.

Question's dad: Go to school now.

(at school)

Question: I'm sick.

Teacher: Go the nurse's office.

Question: I'm going on a plane to Miami.

(at Miami)

Question: Hooray! I'm at Manhattan!

Blue Bird 1: Surrender now Question, you see we're three to one!

Blue Bird 2: Surrender in the Queen's high name because you cut school!

Blue Bird 3: Go home now or else we will take you home!

Question (taking out two guns): I'll fight but not surrender!

(he fires a shot at Blue Bird 1, which brought him to the ground)

Blue Bird 2: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! How dare you kill Blue Bird 1! You'll pay for this!

(he kills Blue Bird 2)

Blue Bird 3: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Now you made me so angry! I'm calling the police to take you home!

(Blue Bird 3 reaches for his phone but Question finishes him off)

Question: Hooray! The blue birds are finally dead! Oh no! It's my mom!

Question's mom: Question, how dare you skip school, go to Miami and kill the Blue Birds from Angry Birds! That's it! You're grounded grounded grounded for six weeks!