The Train to Nowhere

Transcript
(Eric, Jason, Fred, and Claude are in the desert, riding a wagon pulled by a dog)

David: What are you guys doing?

Eric: It's the "Train to Nowhere". And that's "Willy the Wonder Dog". Hop on board!

David: Why would I take a train to nowhere?

Eric: Because the Train to Nowhere is based on the theory that anywhere is better than here. And given the present state of the world, we think that's pretty apt.

David: You can't do that. Each one of us has a duty to stay and do everything we can do to help people in need and to work for the benefit of others, not to run and flee.

(There's an awkward pause, and Jason speaks up)

Jason: Are you being stupid?

David: No, I'm serious. I...

Claude: Say no more. We're on our way to nowhere. Giddyup, Willy!

(The four boys zoom off in their wagon)

Eric: You know, I feel sorta bad for running over David's feet.

Fred: You think?