Barney bunch misbehaves at a fancy restaurant

Transcript
(One night, The Kids are having dinner at a fancy restaurant.)

Barney: ew, we hate that dinner!

Henry: you are eating your dinner so, eat!

Arthur: No! We want Burger King with 8 boxes of burgers, 7 French fries and 9 cups of Pepsi.

June: we’re not having Burger King, we’re having dinner

Quaker queer: no!

June: Just give it a try, I think you might enjoy it.

Barney: no!

Henry: Yes, And don't forget that the foods from Burger King have lots of fat and it's very unhealthy, You need to try some healthy foods.

(The barney bunch stands up angrily)

Barney bunch: We want Burger King!" (x15)

(The waiter appears)

Waiter: Sit down now. This is not appropriate behavior!

Barney: No! We will get rid of our dinner!

(They throw their dinner at the wall)

Henry: barney bunch, how dare you throw your food at the wall!

June: Wait! What about dessert?

Henry: we’re going home now!

[At the house]

Henry: barney bunch, how dare you misbehave At a fancy restaurant

June: This means no computer, no hanting out with UTTP members, no YouTube, no Dailymotion, no Vyond, and further more! Now let's give you punishments!

Henry: First punishment, we will spank you!

[The duo spank The barney bunch]

June: Now We will put a diaper on you!

Arthur: No! (24x) Please! We’re too old for diapers!

June: Sorry, We have no choice to put a diaper on you! So get used to it!

[The duo put a diaper on The barney bunch]

Quaker queer: Ouch! That hurts!

Henry: There! Your diaper is on! Now you will all go all those peeing and pooping in your diapers instead of the toilet! And I will burn all your underwear and destroy the toilet! Now we will sing a medley of songs from Snick house video pick and sung by musical guests on all that that you do not like.

June: we will sing another dumb blonde by hoku from the snow day film and that will teach you a lesson!

Drew pickles: please! Anything but the song from the snow day movie!

Henry: I think that it's time that I should just let you go So I'll tell it to your face instead of tell it to you on the phone You see I thought that you were special baby somethin' unique But lately I've come to find That you're not really interested in my heart or mind That's alright That's okay You never loved me anyway And I think it's time for you to just move on

That's alright That's okay I bet you never thought you'd hear me say That I think it's time for you to find another dumb blonde Cause it's not me, no, no Cause it's not me, no, no Oh, no

June: Last night I went to a party hopin' I'd see you there And sure enough, you were hanging on some other girl, playin' with her hair And I overheard you tellin' her the very same thing you said to me the night before Hook, line and sinker You were walkin' with her out the door

That's alright That's okay You never loved me anyway And I think it's time for you to just move on That's alright That's okay I bet you never thought you'd hear me say That I think it's time for you to find another dumb blonde Cause it's not me, no, no

Both: You are just a little trophy hangin' on your arm So all all your friends will see you got it goin' on But I see what you are so clearly But baby, baby that's not all I ever need That's alright That's okay I never loved you anyway That's alright That's okay You never loved me anyway You never loved me but it's alright But it's alright, yeah, yeah It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright Go ahead and find what you need

June: Now we will sing Candy by Mandy Moore!

Barney: Henry and June, don’t sing Mandy Moore!

Henry: I'm so addicted to the loving that you're feeding to me (ohhh) Can't do without it, this feeling's got me weak in the knees (ohh baby) Body's in withdrawal every time you take it away (ohhh) Can't you hear me callin'? Begging you to come out and play? (awww yeah) So baby come to me Baby, Show me who you are (yeah yeah yeah) Sweet to me Like sugar to my heart (oooh baby)

June: I'm craving (I'm cravin) for you, I'm missing you like candy (missin you like candy) Sweet sweet loving got me going to the extreme, Won't go without it this vibe has gotta hold on me Satisfying baby let me show what I'm made of

Henry: No doubt about it, got me feeling crazy can't get enough. (baby baby baby baby won't you) So baby come to me Baby, Show me who you are (yeah yeah yeah) Sweet to me Like sugar to my heart (oooh baby)

June: I'm craving (I'm cravin) for you, I'm missing you like candy (missin you like candy) So baby come to me, Baby show me who you are (ohhhh baby, ohhh baby) Sweet to me Like sugar to my heart (like sugar, ohhh baby) I'm cravin for you (im cravin) I'm missin' you like Candy (missin you like candy)

Both: You know who you are, Your love is as sweet as Candy I'll be forever yours Love always, Mandy Boy I'm cravin' Missing you like Candy So baby come to me Baby, Show me who you are (show me who you are, yeah!) Sweet to me (sweet to me!) Like sugar to my heart (my, my, my, my!) I'm craving (I'm cravin!) for you, I'm missing you like candy So baby come to me Baby, Show me who you are Sweet to me Like sugar to my heart (oooh baby) I'm craving (I'm cravin) for you, I'm missing you like candy

Henry: Now we will sing aaron’s Party

Ronald McDonald: you must not sing aaron’s Party by Aaron Carter!

Henry and June: Here's a little bit old school for you

That goes a little something like this...

Henry: I always try to be the flyest kid on the block The popular one with the rising stock So that's when I had this bright idea (throw the party of the month?) nah the party of the year

June: All the fine girls couldn't turn it down Now all I got to do is get my parents out Should I send them to a movie (no, send them to a show) Let me think Hmmm, It's gotta be long though

Henry: I said "Mom and Dad, yo, why you sitting home? It's a Friday night, have you seen Aunt Joan? And don't worry about staying out too long Don't fuss over me, I'll be fine alone"

Have a good time

June: The doorbell rings, cause the party's here I am cranking up the stereo like it's new years Walking round' the house like who's the man Ain't nobody do it like Aaron can

You know that's me Bustin' out the moves like it's mtv I guess I'll wear a thong, I lost my head! I jumped on the table and this is what I said

Both: People all around you got to (come get it) Everyone together sing it loud (come get it) Jump all around come on (come get it) What? (come get it) say it again (come get it) People all around you got to (come get it) From the left to the right make noise (come get it) Here we go now come on (come get it)huh (come get it) huh what what what (come get it) na na na na na na na na na na na na yeah yeah yeah yeah (come get it, come and get it!)

June: Things are going great then to my surprise Some people walked in I didn't reconize I said fellas yo you gotta get out (Hey man, I thought this was an open house) Open house? (yeah, that's what the flyers said) I didn't put out flyers (Well, somebody did)

Henry: Then walked in the girl I am crushing Then the kid spilled juice on my mom's new cushions I turned around another kid broke a lamp (I hope they weren't expensive) They got them in France For now I won't sweat it, I'll clean it up later There's a honey over there and I really want to meet her

Both: People all around you got to (come get it) Everyone together sing it loud (come get it) Jump all around come on (come get it) What? (come get it) say it again, here we go huh (come get it) People all around you got to (come get it) From the left to the right make noise (come get it) Here we go now come on (come get it)huh (come get it) huh what what what (come get it) na na na na (ac's in the house) na na na na na na na na yeah yeah yeah yeah (come and get it!)

Break it down (go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go)

Henry: Was that the car door? Oh dang, I'm in trouble Everyone get out now on the double I'm dead (your done) That's it for me I am gonna be picked off my family tree

June: Once Mom finds out 'bout this party I had I don't even want to start thinking 'bout Dad I am hustling 'round the house trying to clean up the mess I sure to put my new white Nikes to the test

Henry: The car door slammed as they're walking up the steps I guess life was good, with ten seconds left...

Grounded

Both:People all around you got to (come get it) Everyone together sing it loud (come get it) Jump all around come on (come get it) What? (come get it) say it again (come get it) People all around you got to (come get it) From the left to the right make noise (come get it) Aaron C's in the house, come on (come get it)huh (come get it) what what, come with it (come get it) na na na na (ha ha) na na na na (what what, come on) na na na na (come on with it, come on) yeah yeah yeah yeah (come get it, come get it) (come get it)

June: Now we will sing I need to know by R angels.

Ned Flanders: kids, don’t sing R angels

Henry and June: Come on baby, come on right now I need to know boy, I need to know right now Hep, hep, hep, hep Oh na, na, ah, ah, na, na, na, na Oh boy when you look at me. Am I ever in your fantasies? Do you ever find me on your mind, cuz I think of you all the time (all the time) Oh boy I'm so into you, there's nothing that I wouldn't do I'll give you what you please, just tell me baby what you need

Come on boy, I'm here for you Just tell me what I have to do Here's your chance, I know you wont regret it A million to one if you come and get it I'll be your pleasure all the time, just say the words that you'll be mine I know there's nothing I wouldn't do, just let me be with you

I need to know (I need) If you love me too If these same crazy feelings can come over you I need to know what I can do to make you love me the way I love you (I love you) Oh na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, yeah Ah na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, oh, boy Oh, boy if you think I'm fast, you really ain't seen nothing yet but if you want nice and slow, don't hesitate to let me know Oh, boy what can I say, I'll be with you in anyway (anyway baby) You just need to say the word, I'll promise you I'll rock your world

I need to know if you feel it to babe I need to know if there's a chance with you I need to know if I'm the one for you Oh, baby, baby, I need to know Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, yeah Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na

Henry: Now we will sing ooh it’s kinda crazy

Drew pickles: don’t think about singing souldesicion!

Henry and June: If you want my love help me heal the pain in my eyes

Ooh it's kinda crazy I've been thinking maybe gotta get you out of my mind First you say you want me now your memories haunt me Why don't you just give me a sign I thought I had someone that I could fall in love with Someone who would treat me right So I tried to be so kind I thought for sure I'd make you mine but something's Weighing up on my mind Why don't you take my hand, and help me understand 'Cause I can't figure out What you're thinking and why don't you let me know Don't want to be alone going out of my mind Waiting for the day you'll say you'll be mine If you want my love (Why don't you show me then) Help me heal the pain in my eyes (I know you want me now) If you want my love, why don't you tell me 'Cause I've had enough of plastic people wasting my time

Thought I had someone that I could really care for Someone who won't waste my time (lead me on) But now I find that you lie You're always out with other guys Is that your way of playing with my mind Why don't you take my hand, help me understand 'Cause I can't figure out What you're thinking about Why don't you let me know Don't want to be alone going out of my mind Waiting for the day you'll say you'll be mine If you want my love (why don't you show me then) Help me heal the pain in my eyes (I know you want me now) If you want my love why don't you tell me 'Cause I've had enough of plastic people wasting my time

Showed you all that I am And treated you well Gave you half of my heart but you tore it to hell Give me someone who won't lie and won't cheat on me Baby up in my room, That's exactly what you asked of me Baby if you want my love, if you want my love Oh, yeah then why don't you just Take my hand and help me understand Going out of my mind Waiting for the day you'll say you'll be mine Baby if you want my love, if you want my love I've had enough, I've had enough Ohh, it's kinda crazy (I've had enough) Gotta get you out of my mind (I've had enough) First you say you want me (I've had enough) Why don't you just give me a sign

Henry: Now we will sing NSYNC’s it’s gonna be me.

Barney: hey, no that, nothing but NSYNC

Both: It's gonna--be--me Oh, yeah

Henry: You might been hurt, babe That ain't no lie You've seen them all come and go, oh I remember you told me That it made you believe in No man, no cry Maybe that's why

Every little thing I do Never seems enough for you You don't want to lose it again But I'm not like them Baby, when you finally Get to love somebody Guess what It's gonna be me

June: You've got no choice, babe But to move on, and you know There ain't no time to waste So just you're just too blind, to see But in the end, ya know it's gonna be me You can't deny So just tell me why

Every little thing I do Never seems enough for you You don't want to lose it again But I'm not like them Baby, when you finally Get to love somebody (somebody) Guess what (guess what) It's gonna be me

It's gonna be me Oh yeah

Henry: There comes a day When I'll be the one, you'll see It's gonna-gonna-gonna-gonna Justin: It's gonna be me All that I do is not enough for you

June: Don't want to lose it But I'm not like that When finally (finally) You get to love Guess what? (guess what?) It's gonna be me

Henry & June: Every little thing I do Never seems enough for you (for you babe) You don't want to lose it again (don't want to lose it) But I'm not like them Baby, when you finally Get to love somebody (love) Guess what (guess what) It's gonna be me

Every little thing I do Never seems enough for you You don't want to lose it again (don't want to lose it) But I'm not like them Baby, when you finally (baby when you finally) Get to love somebody Guess what (guess what)

It's gonna be me

Henry: "Now we will sing the hardest part of breaking part is getting back your stuff.

Drew pickles: Henry, June, your giving us a headache!

Henry and June: Yeah, 2Ge+her's in the house! Put your hands in the air 'cause we'll make ya bounce. C'mon [x4] Oooh oh yea It's been so long since I've seen your face So long since I've been to first base * strike 3 you're out* I really miss the feel of your kiss But can I have back my things before I get really pissed? You had my heart, my soul, my attention But you walked out my life with my CD collection (We're breaking up!) Breaking up is hard enough (oh oh oh oh) Say you had nothing but I called your bluff You got my sweaters, my hat... I can't find my cat! (meow) The hardest part of breaking up Is getting back your stuff Yeah, 2Ge+her's in the house! Put your hands in the air 'cause we'll make ya bounce c'mon [x2] So tell me girl, do I have to say please Or do I have to involve the police * We have you surrounded* There was a time when I'd trust you alone I'd call you up girl, but you took my phone You borrow stuff every time I turn my back * hey, that's mine!* I can't believe I went out with a KLEPTOMANIAC (We're breaking up!) Breaking up is hard enough (oh oh oh oh) Say you had nothing but I called your bluff You got my sweaters, my hat... I can't find my cat! (meow) The hardest part of breaking up Is getting back your stuff Man you ever break up with a girl And she keeps your stuff? Man, what's up with that? I dunno man, something wrong! Ya know what I'm say? Something wrong with dat.... Yea, uh, Mickey Parke up in this mug Here we go one, two Yeah, Yeah, Yeah U plus ME, it doesn't equal us You took my car now I gotta take the bus I thought I had a girl that I could trust I guess I never knew my calculus! Breaking up is hard enough (oh oh oh oh) Say you had nothing but I called your bluff You got my sweaters, my hat... I can't find my cat! (meow) The hardest part of breaking up Is getting back your stuff June: Now we will sing the song by backstreet boys since detective dan and lump maroon introduced during the all that episode, it’s called, as long as you love me.

Barney: no, anything but backstreet boys

Henry: Although loneliness has always been a friend of mine I'm leavin' my life in your hands People say I'm crazy and that I am blind Risking it all in a glance And how you got me blind is still a mystery I can't get you out of my head Don't care what is written in your history As long as you're here with me I don't care who you are Where you're from What you did As long as you love me Who you are Where you're from Don't care what you did As long as you love me

June: Every little thing that you have said and done Feels like it's deep within me Doesn't really matter if you're on the run It seems like we're meant to be I don't care who you are (who you are) Where you're from (where you're from) What you did As long as you love me (I don't know) Who you are (who you are) Where you're from (where you're from) Don't care what you did As long as you love me (yeah) As long as you love me As long as you love me

Both: I've tried to hide it so that no one knows But I guess it shows When you look into my eyes What you did and where you're comin' from I don't care, as long as you love me, baby I don't care who you are (who you are) Where you're from (where you're from) What you did As long as you love me (as long as you love me) Who you are (who you are) Where you're from (where you're from) Don't care what you did (yeah) As long as you love me (as long as you love me) Who you are (who you are) Where you're from What you did As long as you love me Who you are (who you are) Where you're from (where you're from) As long as you love me Who you are As long as you love me What you did (I don't care) As long as you love me

Henry: Now we will sing nobody’s supposed to be there by Deborah cox

Quaker queer: Henry, June, can you stop singing? Your giving us a headache by singing lots of songs sung by musical guests on all that

Henry and June: How did you get in

Nobody's supposed to be here I've tried that love thing for the last time My heart says no, no Nobody's supposed to be here But you came along and changed my mind

I've spent all my life On a search to find The love who'll stay for eternity The heaven sent to fulfill my needs But when I turned around Again love has knocked me down My heart got broken Oh it hurt so bad I'm sad to say love wins again So I place my heart under lock and key To take some time and take care of me But I turn around and you're staying here

How did you get in Nobody's supposed to be here I've tried that love thing for the last time My heart says no, no Nobody's supposed to be here But you came along and changed my mind

This time I swear I'm through But if only you knew How many times I've said those words Then fall again when will I ever learn Knowing these tears I've cried This lovely black butterfly Must take a chance and spread my wings Love can make you do some crazy things So I place my heart under lock and key To take some time and take care of me But I turn around and you're standing here Standing here

How did you How did you get here Shoo do doop Nobody's supposed to be here

How did you get in Nobody's supposed to be here I've tried that love thing for the last time My heart says no, no Nobody's supposed to be here But you came along and changed my mind

June: Now we will sing oops I did it again by Britney Spears.

Drew pickles: no, not oops I did it again

Both: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think I did it again I made you believe we're more than just friends Oh baby It might seem like a crush But it doesn't mean that I'm serious 'Cause to lose all my senses That is just so typically me Oh baby, baby Oops, I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops, you think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent You see my problem is this I'm dreaming away Wishing that heroes, they truly exist I cry, watching the days Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways But to lose all my senses That is just so typically me Oh baby, oh Oops, I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops, you think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

"All aboard"

Henry: "Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have"

June: "Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this?"

Henry: "Yeah, yes it is"

June: "But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end"

Henry: "Well baby, I went down and got it for you"

June: "Aww, you shouldn't have"

Both: Oops, I did it again to your heart Got lost in this game, oh baby Oops, you think that I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent Oops, I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops, you think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent Oops, I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops, you think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent

Henry: Now we will sing gotta tell you

Arthur: why do you kids have to keep singing songs?

Both: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Your love for me came as a waterfall Flowin' inside me like never before Your love for me, somethin' I didn't see But baby, I know better now

When you walk in the room that very night A special feelin' just burst inside It was only you, nobody else But baby, I know better now

Don't want to love you if you don't love me Don't want to need you when you won't need me too Don't want to tell you this now, but it wouldn't be right If I didn't tell you this tonight

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And now you're back inside my house again I'm tryin' deeper to explain 'Cause baby, I want to get it on And baby, you're the one for me

But now that I have got you all alone After all this talkin' on the phone I should be strong, there's nothing wrong I'll tell you this is where you belong, where you Belong

Don't want to love you if you don't love me Don't want to need you when you won't need me too Don't want to tell you this now, but it wouldn't be Right If I didn't tell you this tonight

Don't want to love you if you don't love me Don't want to need you when you won't need me too Don't want to tell you this now, but it wouldn't be right If I didn't tell you this tonight

It was just something in your eyes That made me realize But now I hear voices deep inside Tellin' me, tellin' me

Don't want to love you if you don't love me Don't want to need you when you won't need me too Don't want to tell you this now, but it wouldn't be right If I didn't tell you this tonight

Don't want to love you if you don't love me Don't want to need you when you won't need me too Don't want to tell you this now, but it wouldn't be right If I didn't tell you this tonight

Henry: Now we will sing angel of mine by Monica

Ronald McDonald: Oh no, anything but monica!

henry and June: When I first saw you, I already knew

There was something inside of you Something I thought that I would never find Angel of mine I look at you, looking at me Now I know why they say the best things are free Gonna love you boy you are so fine Angel of mine

How you changed my world you'll never know I'm different now, you helped me grow

You came into my life Sent from above When I lost all hope You showed me love I'm checkin' for you, boy You're right on time Angel of mine

Nothing means more to me than what we share No one in this whole world can ever compare Last night, the way you moved is still on my mind Angel of mine

What you mean to me you'll never know Deep inside, I need to show

You came into my life Sent from above When I lost all hope Boy, you showed me love I'm checkin' for you, boy You're right on time Angel of mine

I never knew I could feel each moment As if it were new Every breath that I take The love that we make I only share it with you You, you, you, you

When I first saw you, I already knew There was something inside of you Something I thought that I would never find Angel of mine

You came into my life (Came into my life, yeah) Sent from above When I lost all hope (Boy, you showed me love, uh huh) You showed me love I'm checking for you (But boy, you're right on time) You're right on time Angel of mine (Angel of mine, oh, mine)

How you changed my world you'll never know I'm different now, you helped me grow I look at you, looking at me Now I know why they say the best things are free Checkin' for you, boy You're right on time Angel of mine

Henry: Now we will sing age ain’t nothin but a number by Aaliyah

Quaker queer: don’t ever sing that song by Aaliyah

Henry: Age ain't nothin' but a number

Throwin' down ain't nothin' but a thang This lovin' I have for you, it'll never change Age ain't nothin' but a number Throwin' down ain't nothin' but a thang This lovin' I have for you, it'll never change

Here I am, and there you are Your eyes are callin' me to your heart All you gotta do is knock and I'll let you in Then we will feel the passion that flows within I don't mean to be bold But I gotta let you know I got a thing for you and I can't let go

Age ain't nothin' but a number Throwin' down ain't nothin' but a thang This lovin' I have for you, it'll never change Age ain't nothin' but a number Throwin' down ain't nothin' but a thang This lovin' I have for you, it'll never change

June: Take my hand and come with me And let me show you true ecstacy Boy, be brave, don't be afraid 'Cause tonight we're gonna go all the way Don't mean to be bold But I gotta let you know I got a thing for you and I can't let go

Age ain't nothin' but a number Throwin' down ain't nothin' but a thang This lovin' I have for you, it'll never change Age ain't nothin' but a number Throwin' down ain't nothin' but a thang This lovin' I have for you, it'll never change

Henry: I don't mean to be bold But I gotta let you know Liyah's got a thing for you and I can't let go

Both: Age ain't nothin' but a number Throwin' down ain't nothin' but a thang This lovin' I have for you, it'll never change Age ain't nothin' but a number Throwin' down ain't nothin' but a thang This lovin' I have for you, it'll never change Age ain't nothin' but a number Throwin' down ain't nothin' but a thang This lovin' I have for you, it'll never change Age ain't nothin' but a number Throwin' down ain't nothin' but a thang This lovin' I have for you, it'll never change Age ain't nothin' but a number Throwin' down ain't nothin' but a thang This lovin' I have for you, it'll never change

June: Now we will sing spice up your life by spice girls, known by baby, posh, ginger, scary and sporty.

Drew pickles: Henry, June, why do you have to sing swell renditions of every song sung by each swell-ish musical guest on all that?

Both: La la la la la la la la la

La la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la

Henry: When you're feelin' sad and low We will take you where you gotta go Smilin', dancin', everything is free All you need is positivity

June: Colours of the world Spice up your life Every boy and every girl Spice up your life People of the world Spice up your life Aah

Both: Slam it to the left If you're havin' a good time Shake it to the right If ya know that you feel fine Chicas to the front Ha ha (uh uh) Go round

Slam it to the left If you're havin' a good time Shake it to the right If ya know that you feel fine Chicas to the front Ha ha Hai Si Ja Hold tight

La la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la

June: Yellow man in Timbuktu Colour for both me and you Kung Fu Fighting Dancing Queen Tribal Spaceman And all that's in between

Henry: Colours of the world Spice up your life Every boy and every girl Spice up your life People of the world Spice up your life Aah

Both: Slam it to the left If you're havin' a good time Shake it to the right If ya know that you feel fine Chicas to the front Ha ha Go round

Slam it to the left If you're havin' a good time Shake it to the right If ya know that you feel fine Chicas to the front Ha ha Hai Si Ja Hold tight

June: Flamenco

Henry: Lambada

Both: But hip-hop is harder

Henry: We moonwalk the foxtrot

June: Then polka the salsa

Both: Shake it, shake it, shake it Haka Shake it, shake it, shake it Haka Arriba aha

Colours of the world Spice up your life Every boy and every girl Spice up your life People of the world Spice up your life Aah

Slam it to the left If you're havin' a good time Shake it to the right If ya know that you feel fine Chicas to the front Ha ha (uh uh) Go round

Slam it to the left If you're havin' a good time Shake it to the right If ya know that you feel fine Chicas to the front Ha ha (uh uh) Hai Si Ja Hold tight

Slam it to the left If you're havin' a good time Shake it to the right If ya know that you feel fine Chicas to the front Ha ha Go round

Slam it to the left If you're havin' a good time Shake it to the right If ya know that you feel fine Chicas to the front Ha ha Hai Si Ja Hold tight

Henry: Now we will sing Independant women by destiny’s child, which is from the film charlie’s Angels starring Lucy liu, drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz.

Arthur: not the song from the film charlie’s Angels, Lucy liu, drew barrymore and Cameron Diaz are gay women

June: don’t say that!

Both: Lucy Liu With my girl, Drew Cameron D and Destiny Charlie's Angels, come on Uh, uh, uh

Henry: Question, tell me what you think about me I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings Only ring your celly when I'm feelin' lonely When it's all over please get up and leave Question, tell me how you feel about this Try to control me, boy, you get dismissed Pay my own fun, oh, and I pay my own bills Always fifty fifty in relationships

June: The shoes on my feet, I've bought it The clothes I'm wearing, I've bought it The rock I'm rockin', I've bought it 'Cause I depend on me if I want it The watch I'm wearin', I've bought it The house I live in, I've bought it The car I'm driving, I've bought it I depend on me, I depend on me

Both: All the women, who are independent Throw your hands up at me All the honeys, who making money Throw your hands up at me All the mommas, who profit dollars Throw your hands up at me All the ladies, who truly feel me Throw your hands up at me Girl I didn't know you could get down like that Charlie, how your Angels get down like that Girl I didn't know you could get down like that Charlie, how your Angels get down like that

June: Tell me how you feel about this Who would I want if I would wanna live I worked hard and sacrificed to get what I get Ladies, it ain't easy being independent Question, how'd you like this knowledge that I brought Bragging on that cash that he gave you is to front If you're gonna brag make sure it's your money you flaunt Depend on no-one else to give you what you want

Henry: The shoes on my feet, I've bought it The clothes I'm wearing, I've bought it The rock I'm rockin', I've bought it 'Cause I depend on me if I want it The watch I'm wearin', I've bought it The house I live in, I've bought it The car I'm driving, I've bought it I depend on me, I depend on me

Both: All the women, who are independent Throw your hands up at me All the honeys, who making money Throw your hands up at me All the mommas, who profit dollars Throw your hands up at me All the ladies, who truly feel me Throw your hands up at me Girl I didn't know you could get down like that Charlie, how your Angels get down like that Girl I didn't know you could get down like that Charlie, how your Angels get down like that

Henry: Destiny's Child, whasup?

June: You in the house? Sure 'nuff

Henry: We'll break these people off Angel style

Both: Child of Destiny Independent beauty Noone else can scare me Charlie's Angels, oh woah All the women, who are independent Throw your hands up at me All the honeys, who making money Throw your hands up at me All the mommas, who profit dollars Throw your hands up at me All the ladies, who truly feel me Throw your hands up at me Girl I didn't know you could get down like that Charlie, how your Angels get down like that Girl I didn't know you could get down like that Charlie, how your Angels get down like that Girl I didn't know you could get down like that Charlie, how your Angels get down like that Girl I didn't know you could get down like that

Henry: Now we will sing you get what you give by new radicals.

Drew pickles: anything but new radicals

Henry and June: 1, 2, 1, 2, 3

Henry: Wake up kids We've got the dreamers disease Age 14 we got you down on your knees So polite, you're busy still saying please

June: Frienemies, who when you're down ain't your friend Every night we smash their Mercedes-Benz First we run, and then we laugh 'til we cry

Henry and June: But when the night is falling You cannot find the light You feel your dreams are dying Hold tight You've got the music in you Don't let go You've got the music in you One dance left This world is gonna pull through Don't give up You've got a reason to live Can't forget We only get what we give I'm comin' home baby You're tops, Give it to me now

June: Four a.m. We ran a miracle mile We're flat broke, But hey we do it in style

henry: The bad rich God's flying in for your trial

Henry and June: But when the night is falling You cannot find a friend (friend) You feel your tree is breaking Just then You've got the music in you Don't let go You've got the music in you One dance left This world is gonna pull through Don't give up You've got a reason to live Can't forget We only get what we give This whole damn world, could fall apart You'll be ok, follow your heart You're in harms way, I'm right behind Now say you're mine You've got the music in you Don't let go You've got the music in you One dance left This world is gonna pull through Don't give up You've got a reason to live Can't forget We only get what we give Don't let go I feel the music in you Don't let go Fly high, high What's real, can't die You only get what you give You only get what you give Don't give up Just don't be afraid to leave Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying Fake computer crashes dining Cloning while they're multiplying Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson You're all fakes Run to your mansions Come around We'll kick your ass in Don't let go One dance left Don't give up Can't forget

Henry: Now we will sing baby by Brandy Norwood

Ned Flanders: don’t sing that song, it’ll give us a headache

Henry: Baby baby baby baby You know that you're so fine Baby baby baby baby Think about you all the time

I guess it's time to say baby, baby How you make me feel When you come to my mind I can't keep my cool baby, baby I can't hold it inside

I can't wait each day just to see you walk Tryin' to move in close to get to where you are

I'm not trying to be rude baby, baby Nothing ventured nothing gained Oh I'm telling you

Baby baby baby baby You know that you're so fine Baby baby baby baby Think about you all the time

June: Words just ain't enough baby, baby But that's all I can use to state my intentions Hope it gets to love baby, baby yeah It's a perfect situation

Cause we fit together like a hand in glove Just to be with you is all I'm thinking of Oh oh yeah

What else can I say baby oh baby We are alone and I'm singing this song to you

Both: Baby baby baby baby You know that you're so fine Baby baby baby baby Think about you all the time

Baby baby baby baby You know that you're so fine Baby baby baby baby Think about you all the time

My darling, oh baby, You're all I'm thinking of now My darling, oh baby, You're all I need right now Hey hey hey

Baby baby baby baby You know that you're so fine Baby baby baby baby Think about you all the time

Baby baby baby baby You know that you're so fine Baby baby baby baby Think about you all the time

June: Finally. we will sing C’est la vie by B*witched.

Barney: you better not sing c’est la vie by b*witched, or we’ll have a headache

Henry: Some people say I look like me dad

June: What! Are you serious?!

Henry: I said; Hey boy sittin' in your tree Mummy always wants you to come for tea Don't be shy, straighten up your tie Get down from the tree house sittin' in the sky I wanna know just what to do Is it very big is there room for two? I've got a house with windows and doors I'll show you mine, if you show me yours Gotta let me in (hey hey hey) Let the fun begin (yeaaah) I'm the wolf today (hey hey hey) I'll huff I'll puff I'll huff I'll puff I'll blow you away

Henry and June: Say you will, say you won't Say you'll do what I don't Say you're true, say to me C'est la vie Say you will, say you won't Say you'll do what I don't Say you're true, say to me (June: get a life) C'est la vie

June: Do you play with the girls, play with the boys? Do you ever get lonely playing with your toys? We can talk, we can sing I'll be the queen and you'll be the king Hey boy in your tree Throw down your ladder make a room for me I've got a house with windows and doors I'll show you mine, you show me yours Gotta let me in. hey hey hey Let the fun begin (heeeey) I'm the wolf today hey hey hey I'll huff I'll puff I'll huff I'll puff I'll blow you away

Henry and June: Say you will, say you won't Say you'll do what I don't Say you're true, say to me C'est la vie. Say you will, say you won't Say you'll do what I don't Say you're true say to me (Henry: what are you like) C'est la vie. Hey hey Na na na eh Na na na oh Na na na eh Hey hey hey hey Say you will, say you won't Say you'll do what I don't Say you're true, say to me (wanna say) C'est la vie. Say you will, say you won't Say you'll do what I don't Say you're true, say to me (fight like me dad as well) C'est la vie. Na na na eh Na na na oh (c'est la vie) Na na na eh Hey hey (c'est la vie...)

Barney: Those were the most annoying 90s songs ever!

Dylan's Mom: We don't care. Now go to bed right now.