Eric Jr's talk with his parents

Characters
Eric Jr-Eric

Eric Sr-James

Erika-Jill

Plot
This picks up right after Eric Jr's conversation with his uncle. Also, Eric Jr's mom is throwing a tantrum.

Transcript
Eric Sr: What's wrong Eric Jr? Why are you crying?

Eric Jr: I ungrounded Diesel 10 and had a talk with Uncle Garrick.

Erika: You did what!?! Now I'm going to hiss at you!

Eric Sr: Erika, you're making it even worse.

Erika: Sorry Eric but I can't take it anymore.

(Erika runs away)

Eric Jr: Mom, where are you going?

Eric Sr: I think she's about to do something that was even worse than misbehaving at Pizza Hut with her sister Zara.

(at Erika's room)

Erika: I can't take it anymore!

(she strips to her bikini)

Erika: Goodbye cruel world!

(Erika takes a knife)

Eric Sr: Erika! What in God's name are you trying to do? Commit suicide?

Erika: Yes, I'm going to kill myself all because my horrible son ungrounded Diesel 10!

Eric Jr: Mom, listen to my story and put the knife down!

(Erika puts the knife down)

Eric Jr: I ungrounded Diesel 10 but the Fat Controller was mad at me. When Uncle Garrick told me that Diesel 10 was his least favorite baby show character, he also told me that it was even worse than the day Chris killed Barney. I asked him why he liked Barney but hated Diesel 10. Then, after telling his sad story, I apologized to him.

Eric Sr: So you're telling me your uncle liked Barney but hated Diesel 10?

Eric Jr: Yes, I'm telling the truth. Mom tried to commit suicide all because I ungrounded Diesel 10.

Erika (about to do a regular crying voice)

Eric Jr: Regular crying voices have gone way too far! We normally cry like any character from the Save-Ums or Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends!

Eric Sr: Eric Jr, I think the time has come to hear her normal crying voice.

Eric Jr: Why? The creator likes the Save-Ums the most.

Eric Sr: She can't cry like any character from the Save-Ums or Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends if she's in pain.

Trivia
When Eric Jr's mom tried to do a regular crying voice, he stopped her but his dad told him that she needed to cry because of what Eric Jr did.