Thread:Kosta Karatzovalis/@comment-31.49.61.67-20191120213511

(Inspired by the Enormous Crocodile)

Kosta Karatzovalis was very angry about Eijitheawesome.

Kosta: Man! I hate Eijitheawesome so much because he's the worst user ever and won't let me and other anons create new pages! And he's jeopardizing pages for no reason! wish I can get rid of him. I know! I will throw Eijitheawesome up to the sun. Hahahahahaha!

Then Kosta went off to find Eijitheawesome, and then he walked over to the spot where Eijitheawesome was standing, and quick as a flash he picked Eijitheawesome up by his leg and hoisted him up into the air.

Eijitheawesome: Hey! Let me go! LET ME GO! LET ME GO!

Kosta: No. I won't let you go. You are the worst user ever who never lets me and other anons create new pages and you jeopardizes pages for no reason!

Kosta began to swing Eijitheawesome round and round in the air. At first, he swung him slowly. Then he swung him faster... AND FASTER, AND FASTER, AND FASTER STILL... soon Eijitheawesome was just a blurry circle going round and round Kosta's head.

Suddenly, Kosta let go of Eijitheawesome's leg, and Eijitheawesome went shooting high up into the sky like a huge rocket. Up and up he went... HIGHER and HIGHER...FASTER and FASTER. He was going so fast and so high that soon the earth was just a tiny dot miles below. He whizzed on and on. He whizzed far into space. He whizzed past the moon. He whizzed past stars and planets. Until at last...

With the most tremendous BANG! Eijitheawesome crashed headfirst into the hot hot sun. And he was sizzled up like a sausage! Then a sausage fell back to Kosta, and he ate it up.

Kosta: Mmm, nice sausage! That's a good meal!

Then Kosta cheered.

Kosta: Yaaaaaay! Eijitheawesome is dead for good! He'll never stop me or other anons  from creating new pages ever again!

Back home, Kosta's parents were very proud of Kosta.

Kosta's dad: Kosta, thank you for throwing Eijitheawesome up to the hot sun! You know we hated him so much!

Kosta's mum: Where did you get the idea from?

Kosta: I got the idea from the Roald Dahl book The Enormous Crocodile where Trunky throws the Enormous Crocodile up to the sun. I really hate Eijitheawesome, because he sucks. He's the worst user ever. He's stupid, and I hate him!

Kosta's mum: You did the right thing! You are ungrounded! You can do whatever you like!

Kosta: Thank you, mum and dad!

CAST

Russell as Kosta Karatzovalis

Steven as Eijitheawesome

Simon as Kosta's dad

Grace as Kosta's mum 