How Kenneth lives with a single father

Cast
Kenneth-Paul

Joey-himself

Ivy-herself

Plot
This is why Kenneth lives with a single father.

Transcript
Joey: Kenneth, I thought you were supposed to be grounded for breaking the dishes and for calling me the B-word!

Kenneth: Dad, I know I'm still grounded but why are you single?

Joey: What?

Kenneth: Why didn't you marry someone else?

Joey: I had a sweetheart, years ago. The only location of where she is, is Heaven. Listen to my story.

(Flashback begins)

Joey (voice-over): Ivy was my wife and I married her there and then.

Ivy: Kenneth, your father and I are going to the beach.

Kenneth: That's good.

(later, Joey, Ivy and Kenneth are in their swimsuits)

Joey (voice-over): Then, something terrible happened.

(Ivy was in her bikini and she was on the boardwalk)

Ivy: This is the best day of my life.

(She then falls off the pier and then in the water)

(Flashback ends)

Joey: Now, you know why I'm a single father because your mother drowned.

Kenneth: You could have saved Mom.

Joey: That was true, but alas, I was no swimmer so I lost my Ivy.

Kenneth: Dad, that situation was similar to the one Clementine had.

Joey: I agree with you because the miner could have saved his daughter if only he could swim as well.