George and Richard III

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George: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHUT!? ಠ_ಠ

Richard: you heard me! THROW IT! THROW IT AS FAR AS YOU CAN!

George: BUT THIS IS A BABY! WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET I--

Richard: THROW THE BABY!!!!!

George: I'MNOTGONNATHROWTHISBAB--

RICHARD: YOUNEEDTOTHROWTHEBABYTOSAVEHUMANITY!!

George: FIIINE ~throws the baby sheep~

~the baby lands and explodes into blood~

Mummy sheep: ~runs over~ MY BABYYYY!!!!

Suzy sheep: ~gasps and cries on her mum's dress~ poor sally!

George: OH MY GOD D':

Richard: congratulations, george. we just saved Earth. don't know why we did, though. this place is going down anyway.

George: that baby..just..exploded! just like that alien did! there's no carrots this time but, you know what i'm saying. you can't just go around throwing babies!!!

Richard: OH YES I CAN! ~gets more babies from his backpack and throws them everywhere~

~EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE~

George:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING!?

Richard: alright we just about saved half the solar system. let's go for ice cream.

George: I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANYTHING IS ANYMORE.

Richard: it's fine it's fine. ~get's a clone of Sally from the backpack~ they'll never know

at the ice cream shop

Both: ~flailing arms~ LET'S BOTH GET RAINBOW SHERBET!!! ~eating ice cream~ HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

George: ~dances on a table~

Richard: SHERBEEEET!!!!!!

George: ~knocks down a pile of ice cream cones~

Richard: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Both:HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

Richard: ~gets out flame thrower~ FIIIIIREEEEE ~fire goes flying everywhere~

George: dude! richard! what are you doing!?

Richard: oh...guess that got out of hand.

~ice cream shop lights on fire~

George: HOLYCRAPRUN!

~they both run away~

~their parents show up~

Mummy pig: oh my poor baby!

Mummy rabbit: how did you two get out here?

Richard: hold on. i got this. ~walks up to the worried parents~ we sweepwalk away! ~fake cries~

Mummy rabbit: awww! poor things! ~picks up both of them~

George: where dine-saw?

Mummy pig: don't worry. i'm sure he's just lost again.

Both mums: come on. let's go home ~walking awayyyy~

~george and richard high five~

THE END

(meanwhile...)

Mummy Sheep (standing at a grave with Suzy Sheep crying and holding onto her hand) In loving memory of Sally sheep. 2013 - 2013!