Tiny Tiger, Crush, Gulp and Dingodile cuss in class / grounded

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No was teaching his students some maths lessons.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Okay, class, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two? Come on, class, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot.

Pinstripe Potoroo raised his hand.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Yes, Pinstripe?

Pinstripe Potoroo: Twelve?

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.

Tiny Tiger: I think I know the answer, Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No.

Crush mocked Tiny Tiger in a high-pitched, gibberish voice.

Crush: Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh.

Tiny Tiger: Shut up, fat dinosaur!

Crush: [enraged[ HEY! DON'T CALL ME SHORTY, YOU F***ING TIGER!

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No was shocked and horrified.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Crush, did you just say the F-word??

Crush: Tiger?

Tiny Tiger: No, he's talking about f***. You can't say "f*** in school, you f***ing dinosaurian landmass.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Tiny!

Crush: Why the f***not?

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Crush!

Gulp: Dude, you just said f*** again!

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Gulp!

Dingodile: F***.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Dingodile!

Crush: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. F***, f****ity-f***-f***-f***.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: How would you like to go to the principal's office?

Crush: How would you like to suck my b****.

Everyone gasped in shock.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: [furiously] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?

Crush: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was:

Then Crush picked up a megaphone and cleared his throat.

Crush: 'How would you like to suck my b****, Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No?'

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No stood rooted to the spot, furiously frozen.

Gulp: Holy s***, dude.

Then Tiny, Crush, Gulp and Dingodile went to the principal's office in disgrace, and the Komodo Brothers Joe and Moe sat in the chair in front of the principal's office.

Inside the principal's office, Patrick from the Spongebob Squarepants series was very upset with Tiny, Crush, Gulp and Dingodile.

Patrick: Well, I must say, I'm very disappointed in you boys, okay? You should be ashamed of yourselves. Now, I've already called in your bosses--

Tiny Tiger: [shocked] You called my boss?!

Patrick: That's right.

Tiny Tiger: [terrified] Oh, no, dude!

Dingodile: [terrified] Not our boss!

Crush: Principal Patrick, can I ask a question?

Patrick: Okay, what?

Crush: What's the big f***ing deal, b****?

Gulp: Yeah!

Patrick: Aah! N-Now I want to know where you heard these horrific obscenities, okay?

Gulp: Nowhere.

Tiny Tiger: Uh, we heard them from Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No a few times before.

Gulp: Yeah!

Patrick: Boys, I seriously doubt that Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No ever said, uh, "Eat penguin s***, you a**-spelunker".

Tiny, Crush, Gulp and Dingodile started laughing.

Crush: He-he-he-he! Sweet! That's it!

The door suddenly slammed opened, and Dr Neo Cortex and Ripto came in, not looking happy at all.

Gulp: Uh-oh.

Patrick: Thank you all for coming on such short notice.

Ripto: This just isn't like you, Crush. You neither, Gulp.

Cortex: What did my boys Tiny and Dingodile say, Principal Patrick? Did they say the S-Word?

Patrick: No, it was worse than that.

Cortex: The F-Word?!

Patrick: Here's a list of the things they've been saying. Okay?

Cortex and Ripto looked at the list.

Ripto: Oh, dear God.

Cortex: What the heck is a rim job?

Ripto: Why, that's when you put your legs behind your head and have someone lick your a**.

Ripto stared at Cortex and frowned in anger and disgust at him.

Cortex: Tiny, Dingodile, you will tell Principal Prickly this instant where you heard all these horrible phrases!

Tiny: We--we--

Gulp: We can't tell you. We all took a sacred oath, and swore ourselves to secrecy.

Crush: It was the TV show called South Park.

Gulp: Dude!

Crush: What? F*** you, guys. I wanna get out of here.

Cortex: South Park? That TV show?!

Patrick: Excuse me, what the heck is South Park?

Cortex: South Park is that very inappropriate, profane and dodgy TV series on Comedy Central about little 4th grade children! Nothing but foul language and toilet humor!

Patrick: Well, I guess I'll have to send a warning letter out to parents before more children see South Park.

Crush: Everybody's f***in' seein' it.

Ripto: [angrily] Crush!

Crush: I'm sorry, I can't help myself: That TV show has warped my fragile little mind.

Ripto: Come on, Crush and Gulp. Let's go home, you're both grounded for two weeks, which means no TV and no pocket money until you're ungrounded.

Cortex: You too, Tiny and Dingodile. Let's go home, you're both grounded for two weeks, which means no TV and no pocket money until you're ungrounded.

Then Tiny, Crush, Gulp and Dingodile went home with their angry bosses in disgrace, crying.

CAST

Dave as Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No

Joey as Pinstripe Potoroo

Scary voice as Tiny Tiger, Crush and Gulp

Lawrence as Dingodile

Diesel as Patrick (from Spongebob Squarepants)

Simon as Dr Neo Cortex

Professor as Ripto

Can you make that grounded video inspired by South Park?