A Burrito With Everything

Transcript
(Leila and Paul come into a Mexican restaurant to get some food. They go to the counter to order their meals)

Clerk: Can I help you?

Leila: Yes, I'd like a burrito, please.

Clerk: What would you like in your burrito?

Leila: Hey, it doesn't matter. All burritos taste the same to me.

Clerk: Would you like chicken, pork, or steak?

Leila: All three.

Clerk: How about black or pinto beans?

Leila: Both.

Clerk: And would you like some rice or cheese?

Leila: How about I make this easy for you...If you have it, go ahead and stuff it all in there.

Clerk: Okay.

(The clerk pulls out a very large flour tortilla, much to Leila's satisfaction and Paul's shock and confusion)

Leila: I like to make them pull out the extra big tortillas.

Paul: I had no idea you could get those.