Make Yourself at Home

Transcript
Eric: I have to stay at a motel this week while my room gets painted.

Brian: A motel? Come stay at my house.

Eric: Really?

Brian: Of course. Follow me.

(Eric follows Brian to his house. Brian shows him around)

Brian: So this is the thermostat. But try not to use the heat. I'm trying to save energy. And this is your room. It has a TV, but if it's too loud, I can hear it in my room. And the bathroom's in there, but try to take quick showers. I like to save water. And here's the kitchen. But don't throw everything out, because everything has its own recycling bin.

(Eric can't believe that Brian's trying to be environmentally friendly in his own house)

Brian: So, that's it, buddy. Make yourself at home.

(There's an awkward pause, and Eric speaks up)

Eric: You know what? I'm just gonna stay in a hotel.

(Scene cuts to Eric sleeping in a motel room)