Miss It

Transcript
(Sheldon and Robert are playing jump rope with Summer. Summer is jumping over the rope while Sheldon and Robert turn the rope for her. Robert is getting tired of having to turn the rope so many times)

Robert: I wish she'd miss. This is the most boring thing I've ever done. I can't stand all day turning this stupid rope. Why doesn't she ever miss?

(The boys continue turning the rope as Summer continues to jump)

Robert: This could go on forever. I've got to get home. I have a whole lot of homework to do, and my favorite TV show comes on in fifteen minutes and, besides, my arm is killing me!

(Summer can't take a hint that Robert is getting tired and continues to jump)

Robert: If she'd just miss, maybe I'd have an opening to suggest that we quit. Why doesn't she ever miss? Miss! Miss! Miss! Rats! She never misses! Why don't I just tell her I'm going home? That's what I think I'll do. I think I'll just tell her that I have to quit and go home. I think I'll just drop the rope and tell her I'm going home. Miss! Miss! Miss!

(Robert feels his arm getting even more tired and wonders why Summer won't stop jumping)

Robert: My arm is getting numb. I can't even feel my fingers anymore. I think I'll just throw the rope down and tell her I'm quitting. I think I'll just let go and walk away. I...

(As Robert talks to himself, Summer continues counting the jumps she's making)

Summer: Ten thousand, ten thousand one, ten thousand two...

(By now, Robert can't take it anymore and decides to bail. He suddenly drops the rope and yells out the quickest excuse he can think of)

Robert: I have to go to the bathroom!

(Robert runs off, leaving Summer and Sheldon in the dust)

Summer: What the heck is wrong with that boy?

Sheldon: Beats me.