Phineas T. Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs and Razorbeard Make a Band While Grounded

At the park, Phineas T. Ratchet was asking his friends Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs and Razorbeard.

Ratchet: Hey guys! Do you want to make a band while our parents are at the store shopping?

Dark Bowser: Yes!

Randall: Yes!

Razorbeard: Yes!

Ratchet: OK! Now let's go get our instruments and we'll start our band!

Then Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard went off to get their instruments. Later they got their instruments and went back to the park, Ratchet had a plan.

Ratchet: Alright! We got our instruments! I will do the singing with the microphone!

Dark Bowser: I will play the drum sets!

Randall: I will play the electric guitar!

Razorbeard: And I will play the rock guitar!

Ratchet: OK! Which song do you want to sing?

Dark Bowser: Riverbottom Nightmare Band!

Ratchet: OK! Is everybody ready?

Dark Bowser: Ready!

Randall: Ready!

Razorbeard: Ready!

Ratchet: Alright! And a one, and a two, and a one two three four!

Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard began to play the band and sing Riverbottom Nightmare Band.

Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard: We take what we want.

We do anything that we wish.

We got no respect.

For animal birdy or fish.

Randall: The grass does not grow.

On the places where we stop and stand.

Ratchet: River Bottom Nightmare Band.

Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard: We know we're a mess.

Randall: But I does not like to be clean.

Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard: We don't brush our teeth.

Randall: 'Cause our toothache can help us stay mean.

Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard: We don't wish to learn.

Randall: But we hate what we don't understand.

Ratchet: River Bottom.

Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard: When you see us comin'.

You better startin' runnin'.

We're always startin' trouble.

And we're happiest when things are outta hand.

Rivers are for boilin'.

Parties are for spoilin'.

We either like to sit and pout.

Or else go out and terrorize our land.

Ratchet: River Bottom Nightmare Band.

Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard: We laugh in your face.

Randall: Or we practice our growl and our sneer.

Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard: We break up your place.

Randall: We are dangerous when we are near.

Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard: And when we are done with our song.

Randall: ''Who will get the biggest hand? Who?''

Ratchet: River Bottom Nightmare Band!

Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard: River Bottom Nightmare Band!

Just then, the music director came, and he was impressed.

Music Director: Wow! I heard that you guys did rock! What would you like to name your band?

Ratchet: How about. The Phineas T. Ratchet Band!

Music Director: OK, the Phineas T. Ratchet Band it is. The rock 'n' roll concert is tomorrow night. So you need to practice real good. Because practice makes perfect, okay?

Ratchet: OK!

That very night at the rock 'n' roll concert. The music director had an announcement.

Music Director: Ladies and gentlemen, the rock 'n' roll concert is proud to present you - the Phineas T. Ratchet Band!

The music director walked offstage as the audience clapped and applauded. The curtain raised to reveal Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard. Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard had practiced playing their instruments. Ratchet had an announcement.

Ratchet: Thank you! Thank you very much! Let's play some music! And a one, and a two, and a one two three four!

Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard began to play the band and sing Riverbottom Nightmare Band.

Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard: We take what we want.

We do anything that we wish.

We got no respect.

For animal birdy or fish.

Randall: The grass does not grow.

On the places where we stop and stand.

Ratchet: River Bottom Nightmare Band.

Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard: We know we're a mess.

Randall: But I does not like to be clean.

Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard: We don't brush our teeth.

Randall: 'Cause our toothache can help us stay mean.

Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard: We don't wish to learn.

Randall: But we hate what we don't understand.

Ratchet: River Bottom.

Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard: When you see us comin'.

You better startin' runnin'.

We're always startin' trouble.

And we're happiest when things are outta hand.

Rivers are for boilin'.

Parties are for spoilin'.

We either like to sit and pout.

Or else go out and terrorize our land.

Ratchet: River Bottom Nightmare Band.

Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard: We laugh in your face.

Randall: Or we practice our growl and our sneer.

Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard: We break up your place.

Randall: We are dangerous when we are near.

Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard: And when we are done with our song.

Randall: ''Who will get the biggest hand? Who?''

Ratchet: River Bottom Nightmare Band!

Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard: River Bottom Nightmare Band!

Ratchet: Thank you very much everybody! We're glad you liked it! Goodbye everyone!

Then the curtain raised down. Then the music director reappeared.

Music Director: Thanks for watching the Phineas T. Ratchet Band band play, everybody! This concludes the rock 'n' roll concert for the night. Goodnight, everyone!

Back in the Chop Shop, Madame Gasket was indignant and upset with Ratchet, as well as scolding him

Madame Gasket: Ratchet! I cannot believe you made a band while grounded! That's it! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks! Your punishment is to watch The Lion King! Go upstairs to your room right now!

Ratchet went up to his room, crying.

Ratchet: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Dark Bowser's house, Bowser and Icy Peach were indignant and upset with Dark Bowser, as well as scolding him

Bowser: Dark Bowser! How dare you make a band while grounded?! That's it! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks! Your punishment is to watch The Lion King!

Icy Peach: Go upstairs to your room now!

Dark Bowser went up to his room, crying.

Dark Bowser: Wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa!

Back in Randall's house, Randall's parents were indignant and upset with Randall, as well as scolding him

Mr Boggs: Randall! How dare you make a band while grounded?! That's it! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks! Your punishment is to watch The Lion King!

Mrs Boggs: Go to your room now!

Randall went up to his room, crying.

Randall: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Razorbeard's house, Razorbeard's parents were indignant and upset with Razorbeard, as well as scolding him

Razorbeard's dad: Razorbeard! We can't stand you not listening to us! We cannot believe you made a band while grounded! That's it! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks! Your punishment is to watch The Lion King!

Razorbeard's mum: Go to your room now!

Razorbeard went up to his room, crying.

Razorbeard: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

CAST

Dave as Phineas T. Ratchet and Razorbeard's dad

Alan as Dark Bowser and Razorbeard

Steven as Randall Boggs

Dallas as Music Director

Kidaroo (or Wiseguy) as Madame Gasket

Scary voice as Bowser

Julie as Icy Peach

Diesel as Mr Boggs

Kimberly as Mrs Boggs

Belle as Razorbeard's mum