Prince Jeopardy

Transcript
(Jessica is dreaming that she is a princess trapped in a high tower, waiting for a prince to come and rescue her. She also has very long hair, just like Rapunzel. As she quietly waits in her tower, she hears the sound of a galloping horse from outside. To her, it sounds just like the beating of a human heart)

Jessica: Wait a minute - I'd know that heartbeat anywhere!

(Jessica rushes over to her window, where she sees Prince Gavin on his horse, waiting for her)

Jessica: Prince Gavin! At last you're here!

(Jessica throws down her long braid of hair for Gavin to climb up on. Gavin gets off his horse and starts climbing up Jessica's hair to get inside her tower)

Jessica: I've been trapped in this tower for months, waiting for you to set me free!

(As Gavin gets to the top of the tower, Jessica pulls him in, hoping to get a kiss from him)

Jessica: I've been so lonely, my prince. Lonely for your strong, muscular, perfect embrace.

(Jessica then gets ready to kiss Gavin)

Jessica: Hold me...Kiss me...Say those magical words I've so longed to hear...

(But just as Jessica is about to receive her kiss, Gavin starts talking in a game show host's voice)

Gavin: Let's go with U.S. presidents for $400, please.

Jessica: Huh?

(As this happens, Jessica wakes up from her dream to see her brother on the couch with her, watching Jeopardy on TV)

Jessica: Doofus, will you turn the TV down?! I'm trying to nap!

Nathan: Well, excuse me, princess.

Contestant's Voice: Who was Rutherford B. Hayes?

Host's Voice: Ooh, so close.