Kill the Dog!

Transcript
(Joey is reading an article in a newspaper. Paul comes over to him)

Paul: So, what's going on downtown this weekend?

Joey: A big film festival. They're showing "Old Yeller".

Paul: What's "Old Yeller"?

Joey: One of the saddest films ever. It's about a boy and his dog.

Paul: What happens?

Joey: The dog gets really sick at the end of the movie and they have to shoot him.

Paul: That's terrible.

Joey: Oh yeah. It's one of the most heart-wrenching endings ever.

Paul: I bet audiences must just bawl.

Joey: Of course they would bawl. What other reaction can there be to a scene like that?

(Meanwhile, Kidaroo and Diesel are watching the film, eagerly anticipating the ending to it. They throw their popcorn in the air while chanting "Kill the dog!" at the screen)

Kidaroo and Diesel: KILL THE DOG! KILL THE DOG!