Fried Eggs

Transcript
(Chase, Eric, and Scotty are at a restaurant, waiting for their meals to arrive. A waitress comes to their table and serves Chase a plate of fried eggs)

Waitress: Here's your order. Two fried eggs.

Chase: Thank you.

(Chase looks around to see if no one is watching. Then he puts the fried eggs on his eyes and makes a frightened face. Eric, however, is not amused and pokes the eggs with a fork. The yolk of the eggs pour out almost immediately. Scotty is disgusted at the sight of it, and when the waitress comes back, she sees what has happened and sighs in frustration)

Scotty: I'd like to be seated somewhere else.

Eric: (points to Chase) He started it.

Chase: Hey, I don't poke you in the fried egg eyes.