COC* A EGG U R Gives Astro Boy's Computer a Virus

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 * Astro Boy: "COC* A EGG U R, I'm going to go to the grocery store. While I'm gone, can you not do anything made for adults?"
 * COC* A EGG U R: "Yes."
 * Astro Boy: "OK. I want to tell you something. I bought a new computer. My computer is a professional computer. If you install the game on my computer, it will give my computer a virus."
 * COC* A EGG U R: "Don't worry."
 * Astro Boy: "Good!"
 * (Astro Boy leaves the house)
 * COC* A EGG U R: "Now that my dad is gone, I'm going to play Conker on my computer."
 * (COC* A EGG U R walks away from the living room)
 * (COC* A EGG U R is sitting on the computer in her room.)
 * COC* A EGG U R: "What the heck?! This computer has a password! My dad must have added a password so I don't get on this computer! Let's see if dad's computer doesn't have a password."
 * (COC* A EGG U R walks away from her room)
 * (COC* A EGG U R walks into her dad's office)
 * COC* A EGG U R: "Yay! My dad's computer doesn't have a password! Now to download Conker on my dad's computer."
 * (After installing the game)
 * Computer: "Virus detected! Initiating virus detecting protocol-(glitches)
 * COC* EGG U R: "Oh crap! Astro Boy is home!"
 * (COC* EGG U R runs away from her dad's office.)
 * Astro Boy: "I'm going to go on my computer and do some work."
 * (Astro Boy sits on a chair and becomes shocked)
 * Astro Boy: "Now what's this?"
 * (Astro Boy as he notices the computer virus on his computer.)
 * Astro Boy: "Oh my freaking god! That's no way my computer has a virus!"
 * (Astro Boy takes the Conker disc out of his computer disc tray)
 * Astro Boy: "Now what's this? A Conker disc?! COC* A EGG U R must have installed that game on my computer and gave my computer a virus!"
 * (Astro Boy walks away from the office angry)
 * (Astro Boy walks into COC* A EGG U R's room angry. COC* A EGG U R is shocked)
 * Astro Boy: "COC* A EGG U R, I got a virus on my computer and inside the disc tray was a Conker CD. Did you install that CD on my computer?"
 * COC* A EGG U R: "Yes I did."
 * Astro Boy: "OH! COC* A EGG U R! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU INSTALLED THE CONKER GAME ON MY COMPUTER AND GAVE ME A VIRUS! I SPENT $3000 FOR THE COMPUTER! THAT'S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR THREE DAYS! NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!!!
 * COC* A EGG U R: Noooooo!
 * [The TV static occurs followed by a technical difficulties sign.]
 * The End.