Question sings The Wild Colonial Boy and gets grounded

Characters
Question-Dave

Question's dad-Simon

Plot
Question gets in big trouble.

Transcript
Question: I'm going to sing The Wild Colonial Boy.

There was a Wild Colonial Boy, Jack Duggan was his name.

He was born and raised in Ireland in a place called Castlemaine.

He was his father's only son, his mother's pride and joy.

And dearly did his parents love the Wild Colonial Boy.

At the early age of 16 years, he left his native home.

And to Australia's sunny shores he was inclined to roam.

He robbed the rich, he helped the poor, he stabbed James McEvoy.

A terror to Australia was the WIld Colonial Boy.

One morning on the Prairie as Jack, he rode along.

Listening to the mockingbirds sing their cutesy song.

In came three security guards from a bush: Kelly, Davis and Fitzroy.

And they set up to capture him, the Wild Colonial Boy.

"Surrender, now Jack Duggan, you see it's three to one!

Surrender in the Queen's high name, you are a plundering son!"

Jack drew two pistols from his belt and proudly waved them high.

''"I'll fight but not surrender!" cried the Wild Colonial Boy.''

He fired a shot at Kelly then, which brought him to the ground.

And in return from Davis, too he fell dead at the sound.

When a bullet pierced his proud young heart from the pistol of Fitzroy.

And that was how they captured him, the Wild Colonial Boy.

Question's dad: Question, how dare you sing The Wild Colonial Boy! You know I hate that song!

Question: But Dad, I love that song.

Question's dad: I don't care! You are grounded grounded grounded for 122333444455555666666777777788888888999999999 years! Go to your room now!

Question (running upstairs): Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!