Dorsey forces Elias' dad to get married and gets grounded

Cast
Dorsey-Paul

Joey-himself

Alan-himself

Kate-herself

Elias-Eric

Plot
Dorsey gets in big trouble.

Transcript
Dorsey: I can't believe my friend Elias is living with a single father! What?! That can't be! Joey has to get married first before he has a kid! That's it! I'm getting to the bottom of this!

(at Elias' house)

Joey: Dorsey, what are you doing here?!

Dorsey: Joey, why is it that you have no wife?!

Joey: Look Dorsey! I don't know who you're talking to but my son Elias is adopted!

Dorsey: Get married right now!

Joey: Look! I don't want to get married! I tend to stay single for the rest of my life! If you force me to get married one more time, I will call your parents!

Dorsey: For! The! Last! Time! Get! Married! Now!

Joey: That's it! I will call your parents!

Dorsey (running back home): Oh no!

Joey: Hello, Alan and Kate! This is Joey! Your son kept on forcing me to get married when I clearly told him that I wanted to stay single! Can you ground him? Thanks and goodbye!

(at home)

Alan: Dorsey, Joey just told us you forced him to get married!

Kate: You know it's his decision to stay single!

Dorsey: Mom and Dad, there wouldn't have been an Elias if Joey wasn't married in the first place.

Alan: That's because Elias was adopted! You are grounded grounded grounded until you can treat single fathers with respect! Go to your room now!

Dorsey (running upstairs, Giorgio's voice): Not fair! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

(back at Elias' house)

Elias: Dad, what was that all about and why were you yelling?

Joey: It's nothing. Dorsey kept on forcing me to marry someone so that you would have a mother, but I tend to stay single.

Elias: You also said I was adopted.

Joey: That's true. I had a sweetheart named Ivy, but when I took her to the beach, I asked her to marry me, but she said no. We played in the waves, but she drowned. That's why I gave up trying to find another wife and adopted you instead.

Elias: I know.