Simon steals a soda and gets sent to France

Characters
Clerk-Professor/Conrad

Simon-Eric, Bernard (French)

Simon's dad-Paul

Simon's mom-Jennifer

Guard-Susan

Pilot-Wiseguy

Plot
Simon's punishment for stealing soda is he gets sent to France.

Transcript
(Simon steals a soda)

Clerk: Come back here robber!

Simon: Yes! I stole the soda! Now to go back home!

Clerk: Come back here robber! That's it! I'm calling the police!

(after jail)

Simon's dad: Simon, how dare you steal a soda and get arrested! You are not supposed to do that at all!

Simom's mom: Your father is right Simon! It is highly against the law to steal stuff!

Simon: But Mom and Dad, I'm sorry.

Simon's dad: No! Your sorry won't work! You are grounded grounded grounded for 100 days and as for your punishment, you will be sent to France!

Simon's mom: Your father is right! You're grounded and that's final! Now let's go to the airport!

(at the airport)

Guard: Flight 1023 boarding to Paris, France.

(in the plane)

Simon: Why do I deserve this?

(7 hours later)

Pilot: Welcome to Paris, France.

(in France)

Simon (Bernard's voice): Oh no! I am speaking French, which is the language of France! Can my life get any worse?