Dave tries to kiss Lily and gets grounded

Characters
Dave-himself

Lily-Princess

Lily's mom-Kimberly

Alexander-Paul

Perry-Steven

Plot
Note: Dave's mother, Ivy is out at work so his uncle Perry is taking her place.

Transcript
Dave: I'm going to kiss you Lily.

Lily: Get away from me!

Dave: Come on! Let me kiss you!

Lily: Get away from me you crazy man!

(after 15 minutes of chasing Lily)

Lily's mom: What's wrong Lily?

Lily: Dave was trying to kiss me!

Lily's mom: That's it! I will call his dad and uncle! (on phone) Hello Alexander and Perry, your son was trying to kiss Lily! Please ground him! Thanks and goodbye!

(at home)

Perry: Dave, how dare you try to kiss Lily?! You were not supposed to do that at all!

Alexander: Your uncle is right, young man! You know you can't kiss other people including Lily because you have the cooties and your girlfriend is Mary!

Dave: But Dad and Uncle Perry, I can handle Lily because she's so pretty.

Perry: We don't care! You are grounded grounded grounded grounded for 10 days!

Alexander: Your uncle is right, young man! You're grounded and that's final! Now go to you room or else we will send you to Slovakia!

(Dave runs upstairs crying in Roberto's voice, Italian)