Dark Bowser's Worst Birthday Ever

(Dark Bowser's alarm clock goes off and he wakes up)

Dark Bowser: Today it's my birthday! I'm so excited! I can't wait till I get my birthday presents and my friends are comig over for my birthday party! This going to be the best birthday this year! And I got to write my birthday list to give to Mom and Dad!

My Birthday List

PS4

Rainbow Vegas 2

Nintendo 3DS

Pokemon Ultra Moon

$1000 dollars

Gamestop Giftcard

Wii U

New Super Mario Bros 2 for Wii U

Dark Bowser: Now my birthday list is finished! Now I have to give this to Mom and Dad.

(Downstairs)

Dark Bowser: Dad, I've finished my birthday list!

Bowser: What are you talking about, Dark Bowser? You're absolutely getting nothing on your birthday, remember?

Bowser: What are you talking about, Dad? It's my birthday and I'm getting presents and my friends are coming over.

Bowser: Friends? You don't have friends, stupid! And the reason why you're not getting anything on your birthday because you got in expelled in school on Wednesday and got sent to military school.

Ice Princess: And yesterday you got Bowser Jr arrest so you won't see him again until I call him.

Bowser: And remember Monday in school you got Mr Game & Watch expelled. And you had a test on Friday and you failed! So no birthday for you this year for all this trouble-making you got into all year long.

Dark Bowserer: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no you messed up my birthday again! (in Shouty's voice) NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bowser: I don't care how you feel you're still not getting junk on your birthday. And that's final! Now go upstairs, now!

(Upstairs in Bowser's room)

Dark Bowser: Man, Mom and Dad mess up my birthday again! They do this junk every year! So I get no presents, no PS4 no Rainbow vegas 2 no Nintendo 3DS no Pokemon Ultra Moon no money no Gamestop Giftcard no Wi U and no New Super Mario Bros for Wii U!

(Dark Bowser's parents arrive)

Bowser: Hey Dark Bowser we got some presents for you.

Macusoper: Is it PS4 Rainbow Vegas 2 Nintendo 3DS Pokemon Ultra Moon One Thousand Dollars Wii U new Super Mario Bros for the Wii U and gamestop card?

Bowser: No! it's better!!!

Macusoper: What is it?!

Bowser: You're Grounded for 1000 centuries now go to bed now. That's your presents.

Dark Bowser: HOW DARE YOU TRICK ME! My present got to be grounded!

Ice Princess: That's right. That was your only gift. Now go to bed now like your father said.

Bowser: And give us the list too. I will erase this junk and I will write a letter to Bowser Jr from the prison.

Dark Bowser: I can't believe it. Mom and Dad have to trick me from getting me some birthday presents and they grounded me for my birthday present. And They have to erase my list and write a letter to Bowser Jr from the prison! This is the worst birthday Ever! And my life is torture and miserable.

Bowser: DARK BOWSER! SHUT UP AND GO TO BED!

Cast

Dark Bowser: Alan/Shouty

Bowser: Scary Voice

Ice Princess: Julie

Bowser Jr: Brian Mentioned