Jack gets sent to Russia

Characters
Jack-Dave, Dmitri

Baxter-Brian

Guard-Susan

Pilot-Wiseguy

Plot
This takes place right after Jack put his mother in her bikini.

Transcript
Baxter: Jack, get in the car right now! You're in big trouble!

(in car)

Jack: Dad, where are we going?

Baxter: As a punishment for putting my wife in her bikini, we're going to the airport! You will be sent to Russia! If you dare to escape, you will get Warren-Style punishments! Am I clear?

Jack: Crystal.

(at airport)

Baxter: Goodbye Jack, I hope it was worth it for putting my wife in her bikini!

(at gate)

Guard: Flight 1024 boarding for Moscow, Russia.

(on plane)

Pilot: Enjoy the flight.

(later)

Pilot: Welcome to Russia.

(in the town square)

Jack (Dmitri's voice): Oh no! I am speaking Russian, which is the language of Russia! I deserve it for putting Mom in her bikini!