Banter the elevator operator

Characters
Samantha Coldia-Samantha

Pepe-Wiseguy

Banter-David/Evil Genius/Zack

Me-Steven

Plot
Banter helps me in the elevator.

Transcript
Samantha Coldia: Banter, even though you revived Fluttershy106, my husband Pepe and I are mad at you because you keep counting the times Jay does something mean to Prism!

Pepe: That's getting on our nerves!

Banter: So what?! Jay should learn his lesson!

Samantha Coldia: We're giving you a job as an elevator operator so you can count floors, not times your younger sister is harmed!

(cuts to a hotel)

Banter: This is great! I got to operate a stupid elevator all because I count how many times Jay does something mean to my younger sister! At least, I get to count floors. Now let's wait for my first customer.

(I arrive)

Me: Oh, hi there. Uh, could you take me up to ... (I look at him) Banter!? Is ... is it you?

Banter: Yes!

Me: Well, what are you doing here?

Banter: I am the new elevator operator. I got that job because I keep counting the times Jay does something bad to my younger sister.

Me: Since you're the elevator operator, can you take me to the seventh floor please?

Banter: Okay Fluttershy106. First floor, second floor, third floor, fourth floor, fifth floor, sixth floor, seventh floor, eight floor.

Me: Wait a second Banter, I wanted to get off on the seventh floor!

Banter: Ninth floor, tenth floor! Are you happy?

Me: No! I am not happy! Even though you revived me, you took me to the tenth floor! I wanted to get off on the seventh floor!

​Banter: Sorry, I got my Prism count thing stuck in my head I got carried away.

Me: It's no big deal. You have been warned. Don't do that kind of stunt again or else I will report this to your boss.

Banter: I promise not to do that to my next customer.