Lawson Forces the Fourth Graders to Build a Pyramid in the Playground While Taking Over King Bob's Throne and Gets Grounded

At the Third Street Playground, Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens were scheming.

Lawson: I'm going to take over King Bob's throne because King Bob's in Mental People's Home.

Gelman: Yeah, King Bob won't be troubling us ever again.

Lawson: Mundy, Skeens, break into King Bob's house and then open the wardrobe, and there are spare crown-shaped helmets and capes in there. I'm going to wear the same crown and cape as King Bob.

Mundy: Righto! Come on, Skeens! Let's go!

Skeens: I'm with you, Mundy!

Mundy and Skeens went out of the playground and went off to King Bob's house. Then they reached King Bob's house and they sneaked inside it. They went upstairs and they broke into King Bob's room. Mundy and Skeens Bob saw the wardrobe.

Mundy: Let's open the wardrobe!

Skeens: Good idea!

Mundy and Skeens opened the wardrobe and they spotted some crown-shaped helmets and capes.

Skeens: Let's pick a crown and cape!

Mundy and Skeens picked up one of the crown-shaped helmets and capes, and they closed the wardrobe.

Mundy: Let's get out of here before his parents catch us!

Skeens: Actually, they're at work!

Mundy: Wow, that's a relief!

Mundy and Skeens left the room, and they went downstairs and left the house. Then they returned to the playground, and they came up to Lawson.

Mundy: Here's a crown and cape, Lawson!

Lawson: Oh boy! Excellent! Let's go to the Jungle Gym and begin my coronation!

So Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens walked over to the Jungle Gym and they went up the ladder. Mundy called to the others.

Mundy: Rachel! Lazy Kid! Sue Bob! Clyde! Kurst! Chucko! Cy! Jocko! Koreo! Buster! Cheay! Penny! Kenny! Ted! Marvin! Come over here now!

Then Rachel Hart, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob Murphy, Clyde, Kurst, Chucko Kowalski, Cy Kowalsk, Jocko, Koreo, Buster, Cheay, Penny, Kenny, Ted and Marvin came.

Lawson: Attention, everyone! I, Erwin Lawson, will take over King Bob's throne because King Bob is in Mental People's Home for chasing Gelman with a mace for forcing him to divorce Tara and attacking me, Chucko, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob and Clyde for spreading a word if I was raging at Gelman for forcing him to divorce Tara. I will become King Lawson! Gelman, Mundy and Skeens will become my advisors! Also, Gelman will be my bodyguard! Lazy Kid will be a trumpeter! Chucko and Cy Kowalski will be my bodyguards as well! Also, Chucko will be a court wizard! Sue Bob and Kurst will be my ladies-in-waiting! Penny will be my fanner! Rachel Hart will be my queen! And Clyde Philmore, Jocko, Koreo, Buster, Cheay, Kenny, Ted and Marvin will be my guards!

Rachel: Oh, this is going to be great!

Gelman: Skeens, you, Mundy and I are going to steal Jordan and Jerome's jobs and be advisors!

Skeens: Yeah, Jordan and Jerome won't be pushing us around anymore!

Gelman and Skeens walked over to the ladder and climbed up and walked over to Lawson.

Lawson: Well, Gelman, you're one of my advisors and you're also my bodyguard!

Gelman: Oh boy! I've got two jobs! One: as an advisor, and two: as a bodyguard.

Lawson: Excellent: (to Mundy) Mundy, get ready for the crowning moment!

Mundy: Righto!

Mundy picked up a crown-shaped helmet and placed it on King Bob's head. Then he put the cape on Lawson.

Lawson: Yes! I'm King Lawson now!

Everyone: Long live King Lawson! Long live King Lawson!

King Bob: Now King Bob and his sceptres won't bother us anymore!

Sue Bob: Also, they're the worst music band ever!

Then Lazy Kid entered the bottom of the Jungle Gym and picked up one of the hockey sticks and came out. He went up the ladder and he passed the stick to Lawson.

Lazy Kid: Here's a stick, sire.

Lawson: Excellent! You will take Trumpet Boy's job!

Lazy Kid: Yes, of course. I will steal Trumpet Boy's job.

Then Chucko and Cy Kowalski came up with a trumpet and passed it to Lazy Kid.

Lawson: Thank you, Chucko and Cy!

Chucko: You're welcome, Your Highness!

Cy: Anytime, sire!

Lawson: Good! Now you're my bodyguards like Gelman! Stop anyone for trying to bother me!

Chucko: Yes, Your Majesty!

So Chucko and Cy went back down the ladder. Then Penny came up.

Lawson: Penny: You're my fanner. You will take Fanner Girl's job!

Penny: Yes, of course. I will steal Fanner Girl's job!

Then Penny walked over to the throne and went to it. She picked up a big fan to start the fanning business.

Lazy Kid played a trumpet.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens showed Lawson King Bob's throne.

Gelman: Your Majesty, your throne awaits!

Mundy: It's not King Bob's throne anymore!

Skeens: You're king of the playground now!

Lawson: Thank you!

Lawson walked over to the throne and sat on it. Then Rachel climbed up the ladder walked up to Lawson.

Rachel: Wow, Lawson! You're the great king! I will be your queen.

Lawson: That's right, Rachel.

Lawson called to Clyde and Koreo.

Lawson: Clyde, Koreo, come over here!

Then Clyde and Koreo climbed up.

Clyde: You called, Your Majesty?

Koreo: What can we do for you?

Lawson: I want you to fetch some beautiful royal clothes for Rachel.

Clyde: Yes, sire!

Koreo: Anything to do!

Then Clyde and Koreo went off to fetch some royal clothes for Rachel.

Lawson: Gelman, Mundy and Skeens, fetch me and Rachel some banquet.

Gelman: Yes, sire!

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens went off to fetch some food to Lawson and Rachel.

Penny called to her older brother Kenny, Ted and Marvin.

Penny: Kenny, Ted and Marvin, fetch Rachel a throne!

Kenny: Yes, Penny!

Ted: Yes, Penny!

Marvin: Yes, Penny!

Kenny, Ted and Marvin went off to fetch a throne to Rachel. Then Kurst the Worst walked in.

Lawson: There you are, Kurst! You are here to partner with Sue Bob as our ladies-in-waiting.

Kurst: Yes, we will help you.

Sue Bob: We'll do anything for you.

Then Gelman, Mundy and Skeens came in with some food.

Gelman: Here's the banquet!

Mundy: Enjoy!

Then Kenny, Ted and Marvin came in with another throne to Rachel.

Kenny: Here's your own throne, Rachel! Enjoy!

Rachel: Thanks!

Kenny, Ted and Marvin walked off. Then Clyde and Koreo came with some royal clothes for Rachel, and dropped them to Rachel.

Rachel: Thanks!

Lawson: Gelman, Mundy and Skeens, continue the coronation!

Gelman: Yes, sire!

Mundy: Anything for you!

Skeens: Time for another crowning moment.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens began to crown Rachel.

Gelman: I hereby present you a beautiful gown.

Gelman put the beautiful gown on Rachel.

Mundy: The royal robe.

Mundy placed the royal red robe on Rachel.

Skeens: And a tiara.

Skeens placed the tiara on Rachel's head.

Rachel: Yes! I'm Queen Rachel!

Lawson: Wow! You're so beautiful.

Rachel sat on her own throne.

Lawson: Time for a banquet.

So Lawson and Rachel enjoyed the banquet. And so they had finished.

Just then, Eric Foster came.

Eric: Hey, what are you doing on King Bob's throne?! I was supposed to substitute for King Bob! Jordan and Jerome just sent me because King Bob's in Mental People's Home!

Lawson: Sorry, Foster. I'm taking King Bob's place now! I'm King Lawson!

Rachel: And I'm Queen Rachel! And you can't be a substitute king now!

Eric: Lawson, get off the throne now, you idiot!

Rachel: Hey, don't talk to King Lawson like that!

Lawson: Kenny, Ted, Marvin, get over here and take King Bob's stupid bodyguard away and lock him in the dungeon!

Then Kenny, Ted, Marvin came and they grabbed Eric, and they dragged him off.

Eric: Hey, let go of me, you ridiculous creeps! LET ME GO! LET ME GO!

Kenny: Shut up, Foster! You're going to jail!

Ted: For being rude to King Lawson!

Marvin: And you'll stay in there for this!

Eric: Wait till I tell King Bob about this!

Then Kenny, Ted and Marvin threw Eric in the bottom of the Jungle Gym.

Kenny: And stay in the dungeon!

Eric: I'll get you for this, Lawson!

Lawson and Rachel were satisfied.

Lawson: Now Foster's in jail. He won't tell King Bob on us!

Rachel: What plan shall we have?

Lawson: I have an idea! Let's get the 4th Graders to build a pyramid in the playground!

Rachel: Good idea! Let's do it!

Lawson called to Jocko.

Lawson: Jocko!

Jocko: Yes, Your Majesty?

Lawson: Can you call to the 4th Graders?

Jocko: Yes.

Then Jocko called to the 4th Graders.

Jocko: 4th Graders, come over here at once! It's time for a meeting!

Then the 4th Graders came, including TJ and the Gang, Randall, Menlo, the Ashleys, Swinger Girl, Upside-Down Girl, Hustler Kid, Guru Kid, Phil, the Diggers, Brandon the Singer and the others.

Lawson and Rachel walked over to the edge and Lawson announced.

Lawson: 4th Graders in the playground! Since King Bob's in Mental People's Home! Rachel and I are available to take their place! I'm King Lawson!

Rachel: And I'm Queen Rachel!

Lawson: I have got an important job for you all!

TJ: An important job? What's that for?

Vince: Tell us, Vince! What's an important job?

Lawson: Building a pyramid in the playground, that's what! When the pyramid is built, me and Rachel will be remembered forever along with past kings King Mortimer, King Franklin, King Al, King Wally, King Chuck and King Sid with the exception of King Bob!

Spinelli: Hey, you can't steal King Bob's throne!

Gretchen: Yeah, this whomps!

Lawson: Don't be rude! I'm king here! Do not insult the king, understand!

Mikey: Oh no! I'll never see King Bob again!

Gus: This is so sad!

Rachel: Too bad! We want all of you to build the pyramid where you like it or not!

Lawson: Now start working on the pyramid and get going! No shirking! Guards, get over here now!

Then Koreo, Buster, Cheay, Kenny, Ted and Marvin came while Jocko came down the ladder to join.

Koreo: You called, Your Majesty!

Buster: What can we do for you?

Lawson: Guards, force them to work and build a pyramid in the playground!

Jocko: Yes, Your Majesty!

Cheay: Anything to say, Your Majesty!

Kenny: We'll do it for you!

Penny: Kenny, Ted, Marvin, you heard what the king said! Force those stupid 4th Graders to work and build a pyramid in the playground!

Kenny: Yes, Penny! Right away, Penny! Come on, Ted and Marvin! Let's go!

Ted: I'm with you, Kenny!

Marvin: So am I!

So Jocko, Koreo, Buster, Cheay, Kenny, Ted and Marvin started to urge the 4th Graders into the fields and started to force them to build a pyramid in the playground. The 4th Graders started making bricks out of mud to build a pyramid. Back on the Jungle Gym, Lawson was feeling thoughtful.

Lawson: Oh boy! Those workers are doing a great job. It will take a whole day to do it!

Rachel: Yeah, they'll be doing as we say.

Just then, the Pale Kids came. Knarf eyed at Lawson and Rachel.

Knarf: Well, well, well, if it isn't a new king! If it isn't our neutral friend Lawson and his girlfriend. He looked awesome.

Rodney: Yeah, let's take a picture of him, Frank.

Knarf: That's right, Rodney. Let's bring out some cameras.

Knarf: Rodney, Steve, Carl, let's get the cameras ready.

Rodney: Right, Frank!

Steve: Right, Frank!

Carl: Right, Frank!

Lawson: Well, well, well. If it isn't Tiny Sedgwick.

Rachel: Yeah, if it isn't the leader of the nerds.

Knarf: That's right, Lawson! You're the new king here!

The Pale Kids equipped the cameras and they took pictures of Lawson and Rachel.

Rachel: Wow, thanks for the pictures.

Lawson: Great going, Tiny.

Knarf: And by the way, Lawson. Where's King Bob?!

Lawson: He's in Mental People's Home and I'm taking his throne.

Rachel: Me too.

Knarf: Really? We'll see about that, Lawson!

Lawson: Tiny, Rodney, Steve and Carl, can you be our guards to make the 4th Graders including TJ and the Gang to build the pyramid in the playground and make sure they never shirk?

Knarf: No! Sorry! I'm not doing it!

Lawson: You disobedient nerd! How dare you refuse to be our guardsl?!

Rachel: That's it, you and your nerdy friends are going straight to the dungeon!

Lawson: Guards, get over here and arrest the Pale Kids!

Then Chucko, Cy, Clyde, Koreo, Jocko, Buster, Cheay, Kenny, Ted and Marvin came.

Cy: Pale Kids, you four are under arrest for disobeying the new king and new queen and refusing to be their guards!

Chucko: Cy's right! You four are going to the dungeon! Right, Cy?

Cy: Yes! Right, Chucko!

Clyde: You Pale Kids are selfish nerds!

Koreo: Especially you, Frank Sedgwick!

Jocko: Or should we say Tiny Sedgwick?

Knarf: Hey, you idiots! You can't arrest us! Let us go, you insolent fools!

Buster: Sorry, we're putting you in the dungeon!

Cheay: And you can't escape!

Kenny: You geeks are going to stay there!

Ted: I agree with Kenny!

Marvin: Me too! Come with us now!

Chucko, Cy, Clyde, Koreo, Jocko, Buster, Cheay, Kenny, Ted and Marvin dragged the Pale Kids kicking and screaming on the way to the bottom of the Jungle Gym.

Pale Kids: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Knarf: CURSE YOU, LAWSON!

Lawson: Oh shut up.

Rachel: Man, the Pale Kids are such stupid nerds!

Lawson: I know, right?

Just then, Jordan and Jerome came along with Tara, Scribe Kid and Trumpet Boy.

Jordan: Hold it right there, Lawson and Rachel! What are you doing stealing King Bob's throne?!

Jerome: You can't take over King Bob's throne!

Scribe Kid: Just because King Bob's in Mental People's Home!

Trumpet Boy: Foster's going to substitute for King Bob! But no, you sent Kenny, Ted and Marvin to put him in the dungeon.

Tara: Get off the throne, you pests!

Lawson: Hey! Don't call us pests! It's against the law!

Jordan: We don't care! Get off the throne right now!

Jerome: Or else you're in big trouble!

Rachel: Never! it's our throne!

Tara: If you don't get off the throne right now! We're going to beat you up!

Lawson and Rachel were furious.

Lawson: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Jordan, Jerome, Tara, Scribe Kid and Trumpet Boy, how dare you threaten to beat up the king and queen!

Rachel: You know it's against the law! That's it, all of you are going straight to the dungeon!

Lawson: Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, apprehend those idiots and send them to the dungeon!

Then Gelman, Mundy and Skeens came.

Gelman: Come with us, your five!

Mundy: You five are going straight to the dungeon for threatening to beat up the king and queen!

Skeens: And you five will deserve it!

Gelman, Mundy, Skeens dragged Jordan, Jerome, Tara, Scribe Kid and Trumpet Boy kicking and screaming on the way to the bottom of the Jungle Gym.

Jordan, Jerome, Tara, Scribe Kid and Trumpet Boy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jordan: CURSE YOU, LAWSON!

Lawson: Oh shut up.

Rachel: Man, Jordan, Jerome, Tara, Scribe Kid and Trumpet Boy are such know-it-alls!

Lawson: I know, right?

Four hours later, the pyramid was finished. The 4th Graders felt tired and dirty.

TJ: Man! Our legs are hurting.

Vince: I agree! We need a rest.

Spinelli: Man, Lawson and Rachel are such tyrants.

Gretchen: I agree with Spinelli. They're tyrants.

Mikey: Lawson and Rachel just sent their own guards to urge us around.

Gus: Man, they whomp.

Then Lawson, Rachel and their friends came.

Lawson: Wow! This pyramid is awesome! I'm going to be remembered forever!

Rachel: So am I! We'll be remembered forever along with the past kings King Mortimer, King Franklin, King Al, King Wally, King Chuck and King Sid with the exception of King Bob!

Lawson: Okay, 4th Graders! Come have a break! If you don't ever mention King Bob, come to our club! Have some fun!

Suddenly, Miss Finster came.

Miss Finster: Hey! What is going on? Why are all of you 4th Graders dirty?!

Then Miss Finster eyed at the pyramid.

Miss Finster: Hey! Why is there a pyramid in the playground! Look at the mess!

Then Randall and Menlo came, much to Miss Finster's house.

Miss Finster: Oh my god, Randall and Menlo! Why are you both so dirty?

Randall: Miss Finster, you're not going to be happy when me and Menlo say this?

Miss Finster: What?!

Menlo: Lawson took over King Bob's throne and forced all of us 4th Graders to build a pyramid in the playground by making bricks out of mud!

Randall: Lawson is being such a tyrant! And Rachel is being such a tyrant too!

Menlo: They and their jobs steal King Bob and his sceptres' jobs! Lawson and Rachel even got Kenny, Ted and Marvin to put Eric Foster in the dungeon! This is tyranny!

Miss Finster was shocked.

Miss Finster: Oh my god! Thanks for telling me! I'll have a word with Lawson and Rachel!

Then the Ashleys rushed in, feeling upset.

Ashley A: Hey, Miss Finster!

Miss Finster: What?!

Ashley A: Look at all our clothes!

Ashley B: They're ruined!

Ashley Q: Lawson and Rachel are such tyrants, and made all of us 4th Graders make bricks out of mud to build a pyramid just because King Bob's in Mental People's Home!

Ashley T: Yeah, this tyranny must stop!

Miss Finster: Oh no! This is terrible!

TJ and the Gang confronted Lawson and Rachel.

TJ: Lawson and Rachel, your tyranny is over! Look all our clothes!

Gus: My mum's gonna kill me if she sees my clothes getting dirty, and it will be your fault.

Vince: Luckily, Miss Grotke will wash our clothes for us, and Miss Finster will help us.

Spinelli: And besides, you whomp!

Gretchen: King Bob's Jungle Gym is not yours! And Lawson, the crown and cape King Bob wears are not yours!

Mikey: You two are very naughty 5th Graders! And you whomp a lot!

TJ: Give me the crown and cape now! They belong to King Bob!

Lawson: I just enlisted Gelman, Mundy and Skeens to take one of the spare crowns and one of the spare capes from King Bob's wardrobe.

TJ: Hey, you're not allowed to send any of your friends to break into King Bob's house!

Vince: That's theft! Give them to us now so we can bring them back in King Bob's wardrobe!

Lawson did as he was told, and he took off the crown-shaped helmet and a cape, and he gave them to TJ and Vince.

TJ: Don't you ever steal King Bob's crown and cape again! You're no longer king!

Rachel: What?! How dare you rob Lawson of his kingship! You've ruined it!

Spinelli: Where did you get the tiara, the purple gown and the red cloak come from?

Rachel: Some time ago, Sue Bob and Kurst bought a tiara and made a purple dress and a red cloak for me so I can be queen if King Bob's away.

Gretchen: Well, you can't steal King Bob's throne either!

Mikey: You and your whomping boyfriend will be punished by your teacher for this!

Gus: You two are a disgrace! When King Bob's ill! I'll be King Gus, and I will institute a cookie tax and imprison you and your friends who refuse or are unable to pay it.

Butch came.

Butch: Guys, I've seen Eric Foster in a dungeon with Jordan, Jerome, Tara, Scribe Kid, Trumpet Boy and the Pale Kids.

TJ: What?! Oh my god! Thanks for telling me, Butch! You're welcome!

Butch walked off.

TJ: While Miss Finster deals with you, me and my friends are going to break Eric, Jordan, Jerome, Tara, Scribe Kid, Trumpet Boy and the Pale Kids out of the dungeon! Come on, guys! Let's go!

Vince: I'm with you, Teej!

Spinelli: Me too!

Gretchen: Me three!

Mikey: Me four!

Gus: Me five!

Miss Finster scolded Lawson.

Miss Finster: Lawson, how dare you steal King Bob's throne and force the 4th Graders to build a pyramid in the playground?! That's tyranny! That's it, I'm taking you to Principal Prickly's office right now! (to Rachel and Lawson's friends) And the lot of you! Wait for me to collect you to Principal Prickly's office!

Then Miss Finster dragged Lawson to Principal Prickly's office, kicking and screaming.

Lawson: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Then Miss Finster entered Principal Prickly's office, and she had a complaint to Principal Prickly.

Principal Prickly: Say, Muriel? What's up?

Miss Finster: I had a complaint from all the 4th Graders! Why? Because Lawson stole King Bob's throne and forced the 4th Graders to build a pyramid in the playground! That's tyranny! All the 4th Graders' clothes are dirty, because of him and his friends! Punish him immediately!

Principal Prickly: Okay, Miss Finster! Thanks for telling me! I'll give Lawson a good talking to!

Then Miss Finster left.

Principal Prickly was very annoyed at Lawson.

Principal Prickly: Lawson, I'm very disappointed in you for stealing King Bob's throne and forcing the 4th Graders to build a pyramid in the playground. You know you're not supposed to do that. This is a very serious situation, a very serious situation indeed! You don't ever steal King Bob's throne nor force the 4th Graders to build a pyramid in the playground! You see stealing King Bob's throne and forcing the 4th Graders to build a pyramid in the playground undermine authority. They demonstrate impertinence, disrespect, laziness. You know it's tyrannical to steal King Bob's throne and force the 4th Graders to build a pyramid in the playground! That's it, you're suspended until the pyramid melts! Go home right now while I call your parents!

Lawson went out of the crying with dismay.

Lawson: NOOOOOO! My pyramid! My legacy! My crowning achievement! It was supposed to last a thousand semesters! And now it's gone! ALL GONE!

Back home, Lawson's parents were furious with Lawson.

Lawson's dad: Erwin, how dare you steal King Bob's throne and force the 4th Graders to build a pyramid in the playground?! You should know that stealing King Bob's throne and forcing the 4th Graders to build a pyramid in the playground are tyrannical actions. And also, King Bob is a best king of the playground and a best student in Third Street School.

Lawson: But mum and dad, King Bob's been sent to Mental People's Home for chasing Gelman with a mace for forcing him to divorce Tara and trying to attack me, Chucko, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob and Clyde for spreading a word if he was raging at Gelman for forcing him to divorce Tara. That's why I have to take over King Bob's throne and force the 4th Graders to build a pyramid in the playground and I also have Rachel as my queen.

Lawson's mum: You shouldn't have done that just because King Bob's in Mental People's Home.

Lawson's dad: For that, you're grounded, grounded, grounded until King Bob comes back from Mental People's Home! And for this, you will watch Sesame Street! Watch it right now or you're super far grounded!

Lawson's mum: And do as we tell you, or else!

Lawson: (sadly) Yes, mum and dad.

Then Lawson did as he was told.

CAST

Eric as Lawson, Mundy, Cy Kowalski, Randall Weems and TJ Detweiler

Joey as Gelman, Chucko Kowalski, Koreo, Rodney, Jordan and Mikey Blumberg

Brian as Skeens, Kenny and Scribe Kid

Duncan as Lazy Kid and Carl

Kendra as Sue Bob Murphy and Butch

Steven as Clyde Philmore, Buster, Frank Sedgwick (Knarf) and Jerome

Kimberly as Kurst the Worst and Mrs Lawson (Lawson's mum)

Julie as Rachel Hart, Tara and Spinelli

Emma as Penny and Ashley Armbuster

Paul as Jocko, Ted, Eric Foster, Menlo and Vince LaSSao

Dave as Cheay

Evil Genius/David/Zack as Marvin, Steve, Trumpet Boy and Gus Griswald

Amy as Ashley Boulet and Gretchen Grundler

Allison as Ashley Quinlan

Salli as Ashley Tomassian

Wiseguy as Miss Finster, Principal Prickly and Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)