Paillou And Fat Bob Ruin A Church Service/Arrested

Characters:

Paillou-Ivy

Fat Bob-Paul

Coris-Eric

Priest-Paul

Officer Dave-Matthew

Patrons-Kimberly-Eric

Transcript:

Paillou: So, Fat Bob, what do you want to do today?

Fat Bob: Well, I was thinking about ruining a service at the St. Lincoln’s Church.

Paillou: That Sounds Like a great idea!

Fat Bob: But First, We Need To fart our way to the church.

(Paillou And Fat Bob Fart Their Way To the church. When they arrive, a service is going on)

Priest: God looks after each and every one of us. May we Thank our lord and savior.

Patrons: Amen.

(Paillou And Fat Bob Bust The Door Down)

Paillou: We Are Here To Ruin This Stupid Service!

Fat Bob: Yeah! Let’s Do It!

(Paillou Farts On The Cross)

(Fat Bob Knocks the candles down)

(Paillou Craps On The Holy Water)

(Fat Bob Eats The Bible’s)

(Paillou Breaks The Church Goblets)

(Fat Bob Shatters The Paintings On The Wall)

(Paillou Rips The Cross Off The Wall. It falls and crushes The Priest)

(The Patrons Scream And Run For Their Lives)

(A Police Siren Is Heard)

Coris: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH! PAILLOU AND FAT BOB! HOW DARE YOU RUIN A CHURCH SERVICE! THAT’S IT!

Officer Dave: YOU BOTH ARE GOING TO PRISON PRISON PRISON PRISON PRISON PRISON FOR 1000 YEARS! GET IN THE POLICE CAR NOW!

(In Jail)

Paillou And Fat Bob: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Officer Dave: Shut the hell up Guys! You Both Are Too Fat And Stupid To Live!