The Oracle of Delphi

Transcript
(Kendra is standing on a Greek pillar, holding up a globe. Brian comes over)

Brian: What's going on here?

Kendra: I'm the oracle of Delphi.

Brian: The oracle?

Kendra: Yes. You give me gifts. I divine your fortune.

Brian: Well, that's good. But in Greek mythology, the oracle just involved a priestess sitting next to a hole that poured out smoke. It was Atlas that held the sphere. And it was the celestial sphere, not the Earth.

(Kendra throws the globe on Brian's head)

Kendra: In the future, you are less mobile.