Dressed to Success

Transcript
(Paul and Eric are getting ready for a concert. Paul is wearing a simple shirt with a necktie)

Paul: Are you coming, Eric? The concert starts in a half hour!

Eric: Yep.

(Eric comes in wearing a punk outfit)

Paul: Why are you wearing all that for?

Eric: It's for the mosh pit, dude. You always want to look as intimidating as you can so you can flail at will at all the idiots around you.

(Paul isn't very pleased)

Paul: Actually, it's not a rock and roll concert. It's a Barbara Streisand concert.

Eric: Oh, I will so dominate.