Skeens Kills Barney with an Axe and Gets Grounded

(sequel to Evil Barney ungrounds Mundy)

At the village, Skeens was extremely angry about Barney.

Skeens: Man! How dare Barney ground Evil Barney for ungrounding my friend Mundy just because Mundy spreaded the word while King Bob raged after Sue Bob Murphy ding dong ditched his house! Barney is a stuck-up so-and-so! What shall I do?

Then Skeens thought of something.

Skeens: I know! I will kill Barney! I will go fetch an axe from a garage.

Skeens went inside his garage and then he fetched an axe. Then he went off to Barney's house, and then he reached Barney's house. He confronted Barney at the front yard.

Skeens: Hold it right there, Barney!

Barney: Hi there, Skeens! Good to see you! ''I love you, you love me. We're best friends like friends should be. ''

Skeens: Shut up! And stop singing your stupid I Love You Song!

Barney: Want to play with me?

Skeens: NO! I'm here to kill you because you grounded Evil Barney for ungrounding Mundy just because Mundy spreaded the while while King Bob raged after Sue Bob Murphy ding dong ditched his house!

Barney was horrified.

Barney: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! Please don't kill me! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Skeens: Too bad! Time to die! I've got an axe with me! I'm going to kill you in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0! Good day!

Barney: But...

Skeens: (Willy Wonka sound clip) I SAID GOOD DAY!

Skeens picked up an axe, and hit Barney with it, killing him. Barney fell to the floor, and he was dead. Skeens cheered.

Skeens: Yay! I killed Barney! He'll burn in hell for sure!

Back home, Skeens' dad was extremely angry with Skeens.

Skeens' dad: Greg, I can't believe you killed Barney! He was one of my favourite TV characters! Why did you do that?

Skeens: Because Barney grounded Evil Barney for ungrounding Mundy just because Mundy spreaded the while while King Bob raged after Sue Bob Murphy ding dong ditched his house!

Skeens: You shouldn't done that just because Barney grounded Evil Barney for ungrounding Mundy just because Mundy spreaded the while while King Bob raged after Sue Bob Murphy ding dong ditched his house! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for three days! Go to your room now!

Skeens went to his room, crying.

Skeens: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

CAST

Brian as Skeens

Kidaroo as Barney

Simon as Mr Skeens (Skeens' dad)