Piano Performance

Transcript
(A man is playing the piano onstage. Suddenly, someone in the audience notices something)

Audience Member: Hey, wait a second...He's not actually playing! His hands aren't even touching the piano!

(The audience starts booing)

Audience: Boooo! Learn how to play! Get off the stage! What a fake! What kind of pianist are you? Hss!

(Backstage, the theater owner speaks to the pianist)

Theater Owner: Alexander, I guess the world just isn't ready for your ventriloquism act.