Paillou Kills Dina And Disrespects Her Funeral/Grounded

Characters:

Mrs Bristina-Kimberly

Paillou-Ivy

Dina-Salli

Coris-Eric

Mrs. Tegaldo-Kate

Priest-Brian

Plot: Paillou Is Sick Of Dina Being A Snitch, So He Kills Her With His 9000 Pound Body.

Transcript:

(In The School Hallway)

Paillou: That’s It. I Am Sick Of Dina Getting Me Sent To The Principal’s Office And Snitching On Me. I Just Wish She Could Die. Wait A Minute. I Will Kill Dina By Crushing Her With My 9000 Pound Body.

Mrs. Bristina: OK Class. Today We Will-

(Paillou Busts The Door Down)

Dina: PAILLOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!? YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE PRINCIPAL‘S OFFICE!

Mrs. Bristina: YOU TELL HIM DINA!

Paillou: Well Dina, Sincs You Always Get Me In Trouble, It Is Time For Your Life To End.

Mrs Bristina: PAILLOU! STOP SENDING DEATH THREATS RIGHT NOW!

Paillou: NOPE! NOW IT IS TIME FOR DINA TO TASTE MY 9000 POUND BODY!

(Paillou Jumps Onto Dina, Crushing Her)

Mrs. Bristina: *Kidaroo’s Voice* OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH! PAILLOU! HOW DARE YOU KILL DINA! THAT’S IT! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL‘S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!

(In The Principal‘s Office)

Mr. Thomas: So Paillou, Why Are You Here?

Paillou: I Killed Dina But Crushing Her With My 9000 Pound Body.

Mr. Thomas: Oh My God! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH! PAILLOU! HOW DARE YOU KILL DINA! THAT’S IT! YOU ARE EXPELLED! GO HOME RIGHT NOW!

(At Home)

Coris: PAILLOU! HOW DARE YOU KILL A FREAKING CLASSMATE WITH YOU 9000 POUND BODY! THAT’S IT! WE ARE GOING TO DINA’S FUNERAL WHERE YOU WILL APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE! I BET MRS. TEGALDO HEARD ABOUT THIS!

(At The Funeral)

Priest: So, Will Anyone Like To Say A Few Words?

Mrs. Tegaldo: I Would.

Mrs. Tegaldo: Dina Was The Best Daughter I Ever Asked For. She Always Helped Me Around The House, And She Was Nice To Almost Everyone She Met. And, And I Wish Her Life Was Not Cut So Short.

Mrs. Bristina: And I Would Like To Also Add That Dina Was One The The Best Students I Ever Came Across. She Got Amazing Grades In Every Subject, She Was Never A Bully To Anyone, And Can You Believe That She Only Got One Answer Wrong This Entire School Year? Thank You.

Paillou: Well I Disagree! Dina Was Such A Snitch! She Loved Getting Me In Trouble, Telling On Me, And More. And I Am So Glad That That Little Piece Of Good For Nothing S**t Is Dead!

Coris: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH! PAILLOU! HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT DINA’S FUNERAL! THAT’S IT WE ARE GOING HOME NOW!

(At Home)

Coris: YOU MURDEROUS DIABETIC WHALE! HOW F**KING DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE FUNERAL! THAT’S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 8973637362882836 YEARS! GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!

Paillou: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!