Clyde Philmore Lies to Principal Prickly

In Principal Prickly's office, Principal Prickly was bored.

Principal Prickly: Man! I am so hungry! I shall go to the cafeteria and buy some lunch.

Principal Prickly went off to the cafeteria to get some lunch. Then Clyde Philmore peeked in.

Clyde: Good! The coast is clear!

Then Clyde walked over to Principal Prickly's desk, and sat on Principal Prickly's chair.

Clyde: I am going to prank the whole school by thinking that there is a demon on the intercom! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Clyde rang the bell, and started calling through the intercom by acting like a demon.

Clyde: (Scary voice) D word! This is not the principal! Is is I, the demon! And I am going to beat up everyone of you before you guys can't escape! You cannot hide from me! If you do hide from me, then I will capture you under a fire! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

Suddenly, Clyde heard the bell ringing.

Clyde: I better run back to class before I get caught!

Clyde ran out of Principal Prickly's office, and then he came closer to Principal Prickly, who had got a cheeseburger and was running closer to him with horror and they stopped and noticed each other with shock.

(scary Sound FX)

Principal Prickly: Clyde, did you just see the demon in the...?

Then Principal Prickly turned angry.

Principal Prickly: Wait a minute! That's it, go back to class! Grab your things, and wait for me in the hallway, now!

So Clyde did as he was told and Principal Prickly went back to his office in a huff.

Five minutes later...

Clyde came with his things and he sat at the hallway. Principal Prickly came with a pencil and the Behaviour Statement paper, feeling angry.

Principal Prickly: Now Clyde! You are going to write down everything down on what happened in the office. And if you lie, there will be some serious consequences that involve your parents. Okay? Start writing.

Principal Prickly left the pencil and the paper to Clyde. The Behaviour Statement paper said 'State everything that happened, and if you lie, there will be some serious consequences'.

Clyde thought for a minute.

Clyde: Wait a minute! He has no proof! I can say whatever I want on this!

So Clyde started to writing whatever he wanted on that.

Ten minutes later...

Clyde had done writing whatever he wanted on that. Then Principal Prickly reappeared, still angry.

Principal Prickly: Give me your paper, now!

The words on the Behaviour Statement paper that Clyde wrote 'I have no idea! I was in your office because I need to talk to you about my report card! I was aware of the intercom announcement. I believe that it was a hacker. I don't know why I am writing this. I did NOTHING bad! You can't do anything to me, because I didn't do anything. I swear!'.

Principal Prickly: I need to talk to you alone in my office now!

Clyde followed Principal Prickly to his office, and he went inside it. So Principal Prickly sat at his desk, and Clyde sat and faced Principal Prickly.

Principal Prickly: Now, according to this paper, it says that you did absolutely nothing. Is that true? And did you swear on it?

Clyde: I am telling the truth, and I swear on it!

Principal Prickly: Oh really? Well, look to your right. Do you see that camcorder?

Clyde was feeling horrified.

Principal Prickly: Yeah, we are going to watch the video to see what you actually did. Let's watch it right now.

So Clyde and Principal Prickly began to watch the video together. The scene of Clyde planning to prank the whole school was on.

Clyde: I am going to prank the whole school on the intercom! (Scary voice) I am the demon! Roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

Principal Prickly: Wow! Do you have anything to say about this?

Clyde: OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK! You caught me! I lied! Please don't call my parents! I lied because I was scared! Please! I am so sorry!

Principal Prickly: I am calling your parents right now to come talk to me and you about your behaviour.

So Principal Prickly stood up picked up a phone and he called Clyde's parents.

Principal Prickly: Hello, Clyde's parents! Yes, it's about Clyde. And yes, he is in trouble. He lied to me about pranking the school on the intercom. Yes, same as usual, another conference. Okay, bye!

Then Principal Prickly put down the phone and sat back down and told Clyde about his parents.

Principal Prickly: Your parents are coming. Meet me in the conference room now.

15 minutes later...

Clyde had met Principal Prickly in the conference room, and Clyde's parents had come to see Principal Prickly.

Principal Prickly: Now that we are all in this situation, we will talk about consequences now. Clyde, it was going to be smooth, just a little talk, and a warning, but you lied. So, you blew it. So here we go. Clyde, your consequences include a regular Wednesday and five day talk with the counselor, a refferal and a suspension for two weeks. Words can't describe how disappointed I am with you right now. You have completely lost my trust in you, probably your parents' trust as well.

Clyde's dad: Oh yes, he lost our trust for a long time ago.

Principal Prickly: Did you hear that, Clyde? You are now untrustworthy. And to Clyde's parents, here is a sign of paper to see a therapist to a mental hospital. Conference is dismissed! Go home now!

Back home, Clyde's parents were extremely angry and upset with Clyde.

Clyde's mum: Clyde, we cannot believe you caused all of this trouble and got suspended! What do you have to say from yourself?

Clyde: Um! I guess this means I am grounded? Right!

Clyde's dad: That's right, Clyde! You're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for two weeks! Now go upstairs to your room right now while I call the cab to take you to the mental hospital!

Clyde went to his room, crying.

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CAST

Steven as Clyde Philmore

Wiseguy as Principal Prickly

Diesel as Clyde's dad

Allison as Clyde's mum

Scary voice as Clyde's scary voice