Caillou melts Rosie into gold/Punishment Day

Characters:

Caillou-Ivy

Rosie-Salli

Boris-Eric

Doris-Julie

Computer Voice-Kate

Transcript:

Caillou: Ugh, I hate Rosie! What should I do? I know, I’ll use my dad’s Melting Oven 9000 and melt Rosie into gold! Hahahahahahahahaha!

* Caillou goes to Rosie’s room*

Caillou: Hey Rosie!

Rosie: Yes?

Caillou: There is a unicorn in the basement!

Rosie: Yay! A unicorn is in the basement!

* Caillou and Rosie are in the basement*

Rosie: Where is the unicorn?

Caillou: It’s in this machine!

Rosie: Yay! Here I come unicorn!

* Rosie crawls inside. Suddenly, Caillou shuts the door and presses the “START” button*

Computer Voice: Beginning melting process.

* The inside of the machine starts to heat up*

Rosie: What is happening?

* Rosie’s hand melts into a gold puddle*

Rosie: Oh no! I’m melting! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

* As Rosie is being melted inside the Melting Oven 9000, Caillou is laughing at the sight*

Computer Voice: Melting process complete. Solidification process engaged.

* The molten gold solidifies and the machine cools down*

Computer Voice: Solidification process complete. Dispensing sample.

* The machine dispenses a giant slab of gold*

Caillou: Yay! Rosie is now a slab of gold!

Boris: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!!! CAILLOU!!! HOW DARE YOU MELT ROSIE INTO GOLD WITH MY MELTING OVEN 9000!!! THAT’S IT!!! TODAY IS PUNISHMENT DAY!!!

* Caillou and Boris are on top of the Eiffel Tower*

Boris: 1st Punishment: Pushing you off the top of the Eiffel Tower!

Caillou: No dad! Please don’t push me off!

Boris: Say all you want Caillou!

* Boris pushes Caillou off*

Caillou: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

* Caillou breaks all of his ribs on impact*

Caillou: WA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Boris: 2nd Punishment: Running you over with my car!

* Boris runs over Caillou with his car*

Caillou: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Boris: 3rd Punishment: Drinking an entire bottle of vinegar!

* Caillou drinks the entire bottle*

Caillou: OH MY GOD IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Boris: 4th Punishment: cutting off your testicles!

* Boris cuts off Caillou’s testicles*

Caillou: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Boris: 5th And Final Punishment: Melting you into gold! Get in the Melting Oven 9000 right now!

* Caillou jumps into the machine*

Caillou: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Boris: Yay! Caillou is a slab of gold now! Time to sell him on eBay for 1 million dollars!