Custard breaks Ryan's legs

Characters
Me-Steven

Ryan-Emma

Parker (mentioned)

Alexandria (mentioned)

Ryan's mom-Kimberly

Plot
This is the sequel to Parker pulls Alexandria's hair.

Transcript
Me: Ryan, how dare you tell on Parker all because he pulled Alexandria's hair! That's it! You are grounded for a week and as for this, I'm going to break your legs!

Ryan: No no no no no no no no no no! Please, I only did that because Alexandria's my girlfriend and I'm only 7 years old!

Me: It doesn't matter how old you are! I will do it anyway!

(censored)

Ryan: Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah!

Me: Shut up! This is what you get for telling on Parker!

Ryan: Mom, come here!

Ryan's mom: What is it Ryan? Why are you crying?

Ryan: The creator broke my legs!

Ryan's mom: Well you deserve it! You deserve it for telling on Parker! Also, this man has the right to do mean things to you! Go upstairs to your room right now!

Ryan (going upstairs): Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah!

Ryan's mom: Thank you for breaking my son's legs. Go home now.

Me: Thanks Candace. You're the best.