Betty Anne, Henry, and June singing Candy City Marshmallow

Transcript
Henry: Pinkie Pie!

June: Pinkie Pie!

Custard: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh-ooo

Your new romance has you lost in an Asian trance

So we're breaking the spell with a K-pop dance

Henry: Q Woo hoo, hoo, hoo

Custard: In our booty pants

Henry: Q Woo hoo, hoo, hoo

Custard: Everything in this land is complete nonsense

Even worse, Kim Jong-un lives across that fence

Henry: Q Woo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo

Custard: Come home where you belong

Quahog is your home

Henry and June: Pinkie!

Custard: Who wants to live in Korea?

Henry and June: Come home!

Custard: Their name sounds like gonorrhoea

Henry and June: Go home!

Custard: Pinkie Pie, please tell 'em "see ya"

Come on, come on, come on home

Quahog is your home...

...boy

Whiskey, steaks and giant bongs

Ricki Lake and Howie Long

Giant boobies firm and strong

Not here!

Only in the U-S-A, Eh

Come on home today

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo

Confusing dance break

[Interlude]

Random names of snacks now

Custard: Candy

Henry: Quahog

June: Marshmallow!

All: Candy Quahog Marshmallow!

You only belong in Quahog

Come home

You really love pussy

They eat dogs

So buddy, please run and don't jog and...

Come on, come on, come on home

Quahog is your home...

...boy

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh-ooo

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh-ooo

[Reprise]

Who wants to live in Korea?

Their name sounds like gonorrhoea

Candy

Quahog

Marshmallow!

Candy Quahog Marshmallow!

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh-ooo

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh-ooo

(music ends)

Pinkie Pie: I'm sorry, guys.