Dark Bowser disrespects Althea Andrea

Characters
Dark Bowser-Alan

Shadow Queen Peach-Princess

Bully-Daniel

Classic Bully-Microsoft Sam

Althea Andrea-Princess, Scary Voice (furious)

Eric-himself

Bowser-Scary Voice

Voice-Kimberly

Plot
Since Mr. Dallas is out sick, the good Althea Andrea is the substitute teacher. Dark Bowser has no sympathy for her.

Transcript
Dark Bowser: Man, where's Mr. Dallas?

Shadow Queen Peach: I don't know, Rosie.

Dark Bowser: I'm not Rosie, I'm Dark Bowser.

Shadow Queen Peach: Then why do you look like her?

Dark Bowser: I got plastic surgery as my punishment for killing Disney Princesses, as it was my brother Bowser Jr's favorite show.

Classic Bully: Lily, are you listening?

Bully: Lily, I'm not Lily. I'm Bully. I also got plastic surgery as my punishment for calling Mr. Dallas Toot Sweet.

Althea Andrea: Hello class, I will be your substitute teacher. I'm the good Althea Andrea.

Dark Bowser: Hey! You're the troublemaker who is into Filippino stuff!

Althea Andrea: Rosie, don't talk to me like that!

Dark Bowser: I'm not Rosie! I'm Dark Bowser! My dad took me to the hospital and I got plastic surgery to make me look like her!

Althea Andrea: Anyways, let's do some algebra.

Dark Bowser: Come on! Can we do something easier than stupid algebra?

Althea Andrea: Excuse me, don't talk that way about Algebra! Anyways, I'm going to the bathroom.

Dark Bowser: Now to write a mean thing about algebra.

(15 minutes later)

Althea Andrea: I'm back. Who wrote that mean thing about algebra?

Classic Bully: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha SOI SOI SOI ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL! It says that algebra is stupid.

Dark Bowser: I was the one who did it.

Althea Andrea: Rosie Anderson, you know that it's rude to say something like that about Algebra! Go to the principal's office now!

Dark Bowser: First of all, my name is not Rosie Anderson, it's Dark Bowser! Second of all, you'd better teach us something new before I call the police on you, you Old Lady!

(DUN DUN DUN plays)

Voice: Warning. The following scene will contain scary content. Viewer discretion is advised.

(cuts outside of school)

Althea Andrea (1700% Scary Voice): OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME OLD LADY! THAT'S IT! GET YOUR BUTT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE NOW!

(in office)

Principal: So Dark Bowser, what brings you here?

Dark Bowser: I disrespected Althea Andrea.

Principal: That's it! Go home now!

(at home)

Bowser: Dark Bowser, how dare you disrespect your substitute teacher! That's it! You are grounded for a week! Go to your room now!