Lawson Goes to Summer School

At the lounge, Lawson was feeling happy.

Lawson: (in Kidaroo voice) Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm finally done with the school year! Now I am going to have fun right now because it's summer! Yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay!

Then Lawson's parents entered.

Lawson's dad: Hey Erwin! We just got a phone call from your principal!

Lawson: What did he say? Did he say I am the best student in class and also said have a wonderful summer?

Lawson's parents were stern.

Lawson's mum: Actually, he said something else! You are the worst school in the school's history and always gets suspended! And also, he said you are going to summer school! And now your summer is ruined because of your behaviour at school!

Lawson's dad: You will be wearing military uniforms while you're in summer school! And you will also be grounded while you're in summer school!

Lawson was shocked.

Lawson: Nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono! I don't want to go to summer school and wear military uniforms! If I wear military uniforms, the students will laugh at me! They will think I'm like a miltary soldier!

Lawson's mum: Too bad! The principal told us you have to go to summer school! That's why you are wearing military uniforms! So you will be made fun of! Rules are rules!

Lawson's dad: Now go to summer school and get going! On the double!

Then Lawson complied and he lamented.

Lawson: I wish you guys didn't exist!

Later, Lawson arrived at summer school, and then he got in. Then he slunk into the classroom, and some of the students were there, even Lawson's friends including Chucko Kowalski and Koreo. Lawson, Chucko and Koreo were peeved.

Lawson: Why do we have to go to summer school! My summer is ruined thanks to my principal from my school year said that I have to go to summer school!

Koreo: I know! I hate summer school! My parents forced me to go to summer school because I always keep getting into trouble at home, school, and everywhere!

Chucko: I was looking forward to go to the beach and make sandcastles during the summer! But no! My principal from my school year said that I have to go to summer school!

Then Mr E came and he shut the door, and then he announced to the students.

Mr E: Okay class! I am Mr E, and I will be your teacher for the summer. You guys have math, reading, science, social studies, lunch, homework, and then you will be dismissed.

Lawson: Wait! It's summer! We don't have homework!

Mr E scolded Lawson, Koreo and Chucko.

Mr E: Well you guys have been bad. So that's why you will have homework every day, even in the weekends. And also, there is no free time in summer school except for reading. Sorry. Also, there is a long summer school time. Summer school is from 7'o clock a.m. to 4:30 p.m.. So after lunch, you will do so much work for the rest of summer school every day. OK, jeez!

Then Mr E stopped scowling, and he announced to the students.

Mr E: Anyways, class. Get out your new math books.

Then the students got out their new math books, and then Lawson threw his new math book at Mr E's face, and Lawson's new math book landed on Mr E's desk.

Mr E: Ouch! My face! Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!

Mr E was annoyed with Lawson, who was horrified.

Mr E: Lawson, how dare you throw your math book at my face?! That's it, you get a strike! Two more strikes and you are going to the principal's office!

Then Mr E gave Lawson's math book back to Lawson, and then he went back to announce to the students.

Mr E: Alright class. Sorry about that, I was going to say in the math books you will do division.

Lawson was offended, and Mr E looked horrified.

Lawson: What?! I am terrible at division! I wish division never existed!

Mr E got annoyed at Lawson, who was horrified.

Mr E: Oooooooooooooh! Lawson, how dare you wish division never existed?! That's it, that is strike two! One strike more and you are going to the principal's office!

Then Mr E stopped getting annoyed, and he continued announcing to the students.

Mr E: Alright class. Sorry about that, now open your math books and start doing division.

Lawson: No way! That's it! I am throwing this math book out the window!

Lawson threw his math book at the window, and Mr E was horrified. The math book crashed the window glass and went out of the window. Five good students Billy, Edmund, Corey, Lucy and Jennifer.

Mr E got extremely angry at Lawson, who was horrified, and he threw a fit.

Mr E: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Lawson, how dare you throw your math book at the window and break the window?! That window costed 750 dollars! That's it, strike three! March to the principal's office right now!

Then Lawson did as he was told and marched to the principal's office. Later, he entered the principal's office, and Lawson saw none other than Principal Prickly who turned out to be the principal for the summer. Principal Prickly was dismayed, and then he was indignant.

Principal Prickly: Oh no! Not you again, Lawson! But - why - are - you - here - this - time!?

Lawson: I threw my math book at the teacher's face, and then I said I wish division never existed, and then I threw my math book at the window and broke the window!

Principal Prickly was furious and he threw a fit.

Principal Prickly: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Lawson, I cannot believe you did all of that in summer school! That's it, I am giving you a detention slip!

Principal Prickly gave Lawson a detention slip, and Lawson was dismayed.

Lawson: Nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono! Not detention!

Principal Prickly: Too bad! Now go to detention right now!

Then Lawson went off to detention. Then Lawson entered the detention room, and he saw Miss Finster and Miss Lemon. Then he sat at the desk.

Miss Lemon: Welcome to detention. Me and Miss Finster will be your detention teachers for the summer. There will be no talking, no sleeping, no chewing gum, no playing on the computer, no making faces, no whistling, no listening to music, no yelling, and no burping or farting.

Lawson was annoyed, and Miss Finster and Miss Lemon were horrified.

Lawson: This really sucks! We have Miss Lemon and Miss Finster as the detention teachers for the summer, and Miss Finster is a n*****!

Miss Finster and Miss Lemon were annoyed, and Miss Finster threw a fit.

Miss Finster: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Lawson, how dare you call me the n-word?! That's it, you will be...

Lawson cut Miss Finster off by throwing two desk at her and Miss Finster, much to their shock. Two desk knocked Miss Finster and Miss Lemon out, and Miss Finster and Miss Lemon were injured.

Miss Finster and Miss Lemon: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!

Then Principal Prickly came, and Lawson was horrified.

Lawson: Oh no!

Principal Prickly: Lawson, I cannot believe you threw the desks at Miss Finster and Miss Lemon! That's it, you are suspended from the summer school until the last day of it!

On the last day of summer school, Mr E had an announcement.

Mr E: OK class. Today is the last day of summer school, so we are going to be doing grades that you got through summer school. If you get an A, you will go to the Great Wolf Lodge for a whole week. If you get a B, you will get a free time in the computer room. If you get a C, you will have detention for one hour when you come back to school in September. If you get a D, you will do extra homework during the school day as a punishment when you come back to school in September. And if you get an F, you will be expelled from summer school and you will be doing extra long homework for the school week as a punishment when you come back to school in September. Alright now, here are your grades.

Billy and Edmund had got an A.

Billy: Hooray! Me and Edmund got an A!

Edmund: That means we get to go to the Great Wolf Lodge!

Mr E: That's right, Billy and Edmund! You two did awesome in summer school! You two will go to the Great Wolf Lodge for a whole week! Go to the principal's office!

Then Billy and Edmund went to Principal Prickly's office. Corey, Lucy and Jennifer had got a B.

Corey: Yes! Me, Lucy and Jennifer got a B!

Lucy: This means we get a free time in the computer room.

Jennifer: This must be our lucky day!

Mr E: Correct, Corey, Lucy and Jennifer! You three did a good job in summer school doing your work! Go to the principal's office!

Then Billy, Edmund, Corey, Lucy and Jennifer went to Principal Prickly's office. Chucko Kowalski had got a C.

Chucko; What the heck! I got a C! This means I get detention for one hour!

Mr E felt disappointed.

Mr E: That's right, Chucko! You did bad in summer school. This means you will have detention for one hour when you come back to school in September. Go to the principal's office right now.

Then Chucko went to Principal Prickly's office. Koreo had got an A, much to Mr E's horror.

Koreo: Yes! I got an A like Billy and Edmund!

Koreo: Wait a minute! Koreo, how in the world did you get an A like Billy and Edmund?

Koreo: I snuck into the copy room and changed my grade from D to an A!

Mr E got annoyed with Koreo.

Mr E: Koreo, one does not simply sneak down into the copy room and changed their grades! You have a D, and not an A! So you are going to do extra homework during the school day for your punishment when you come back to school in September! Go to the principal's office right now, and I hope you've learned your strict lesson!

Then Koreo went to Principal Prickly's office. Lawson had got an F. Mr E started seething.

Lawson: Um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um! I got an F! Can you please give me one more chance?

Mr E lost his temper and he was mad at Lawson and was throwing a fit.

Mr E: (Your voice) Absolutely never in a million years! Lawson, you have been the worst student in summer school! You are expelled from summer school! You will be doing extra long homework for the school week as a punishment when you come back to school in September! Now get out of here, and go to the principal's office - now!

Then Lawson went out of the classroom. crying.

Lawson: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Then Lawson entered Principal Prickly's office, and Principal Prickly was indignant.

Principal Prickly: Oh great! It's you again, Dark Bowser! But - what - brings - you - here - now!

Lawson: I got an F!

Principal Prickly was horrified, and then he was furious with Lawson.

Principal Prickly: Oh my freaking god! Lawson, I cannot believe you got an F! That's it, you are expelled from summer school! You will be doing extra long homework for the school week as a punishment when you come back to school in September! Get out right now!

Then Lawson went out of Principal Prickly's office, crying.

Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back home, Lawson's parents were furious with Lawson.

Lawson's mum: Erwin! We cannot believe you got an F at summer school and got expelled from summer school and you will be do extra long homework for the school week as a punishment when the next school term starts in September!

Lawson's dad: That does it! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for two weeks! Now go to your room right now and never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever come out until I call for you to do some washing machine duty!

Then Lawson went up to his room, crying.

Lawson: Wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa!

CAST

Eric as Lawson and Edmund

Wiseguy as Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad), Principal Prickly and Miss Finster

Kimberly as Mrs Lawson (Lawson's mum)

Joey as Chucko Kowalski and Koreo

Dave as Mr E

Kate as Mrs Lemon

Young Guy as Billy

Evil Genius/David/Zack as Corey

Princess as Lucy

Salli as Jennifer

Kidaroo as Lawson's happy voice

Your voice as Mr E's angry voice