Zack, Derek, Walter and Christopher say the F word in class

Teacher-Dallas

Zara-Princess

Derek-Brian

Zack-David/Evil Genius/himself

Walter-Young Guy

Christopher-David/Evil Genius/Zack

Principal-Diesel

Walter and Christopher's mom-Jennifer

Derek's mom-Catherine

Zack's mom-Kimberly

Plot
Inspired by South Park

Transcript
Teacher: Okay children, let's take our seats. We have a lot to learn today. Okay children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is 5 x 2? Come on children, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot. Yes Zara?

Zara: 12.

Teacher: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. Anyone? Come on. Don't be shy.

Derek: I think I know the answer, Mr. Dallas.

Zack: Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh!

Derek: Shut up, fat boy.

Zack: Aye! Don't call me fat, you fucking jew!

Teacher: Zack, did you just say the F word?

Zack: Jew?

Derek: No, he's talking about fuck. You can't say fuck in school, you fucking fatass!

Teacher: Derek!

Zack: Why the fuck not?

Teacher: Zack!

Walter: Dude, you just said fuck again.

Teacher: Walter!

Christopher: Fuck.

Teacher: Christopher!

Zack: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!

Teacher: How would you like to go see the school counselor?

Zack: How would you like to suck my balls?

Teacher: What did you say?!

Zack: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Dallas?!"

Walter: Holy shit, dude.

Principal: Well, I'm gonna say, I'm very disappointed in you, boys. You should be ashamed of yourselves. And I already called in your mothers.

Derek: You called my mom?!

Principal: That's right.

Derek: Oh no, dude.

Zack: Mr. Smith, can I ask a question?

Principal: Okay, what?

Zack: What's the big fucking deal, bitch.

Walter: Yeah.

Principal: Now I wanna know where you heard these horrific obscenities.

Walter: No where.

Derek: We heard them from Mr. Dallas a few times before.

Principal: Boys, I seriously doubt that Mr. Dallas ever said "Eat penguin shit, you ass spelunker.

Derek: Uh-oh!

Principal: Thank you all for coming on short notice.

Walter and Christopher's mom: This just isn't like you, Walter and Christopher.

Derek's mom: What did my son say, Mr. Smith? Did he say the S word?

Principal: No, it was worse than that.

Derek's mom: The F word?!

Principal: Here's a short list of the things they've been saying.

Walter and Christopher's mom: Oh dear god.

Derek's mom: What the heck is a rim job?

Zack's mom: That's when you put your legs behind your head and have someone lick your ass.

Derek's mom: Young man, you will tell Mr. Smith this instant where you heard all these horrible phrases.

Trivia
This is like South Park when Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny said the F word in class.