Steve destroys Moby Dick and gets grounded

Characters
Steve-Alan

Harry-Joey

Lindsey-Ivy

Plot
Harry's dad gets grounded for the first time.

Transcript
(Steve and Harry are on a couch and Harry is reading Moby Dick)

Steve: What is this trash?

Harry: Dad, it isn't trash. It's Moby Dick by Herman Melville.

Steve: Moby what? Harry, I told you not to read any porn! That's it! I'm tearing up the book!

(Steve destroys Moby Dick)

Harry: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Lindsey: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!

Steve: Oh no, it's my daughter Lindsey.

(Lindsey comes to Steve in her bikini)

Lindsey: That's right! How dare you destroy Moby Dick!

Steve: But Lindsey, I thought it had to do with porn.

Lindsey: Wrong! Moby Dick has nothing to do with porn! It's the story about a great white whale named Moby Dick! Also, the book is a library book so now Harry will have to owe a fine! That's it! You are grounded grounded grounded for two days! Room now!

Steve (running upstairs): Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Trivia
This is similar to a scene in the movie Matilda.