Charlie punches his mom in the library

Cast
Charlie-Young Guy/Himself

Charleen-Jersey Girl

Danny-Diesel

Charlie's sad voice-Microsoft Sam

Plot
Inspired by Brendan Barney.

Transcript
Charlie: Mom, can you hurry up and pick out a book?! I'm starting to get impatient here!

Charleen: In a minute, Charlie. There are so many to pick out.

Charlie: Can you pick one out soon? The library is closing.

Charleen: Charlie Yates, have you heard of taking your time?! That's what I'm doing!

Charlie: Mom I want to go home!

Charleen: But Charlie, I want to pick out a book!

(He punches his mom)

(Back home)

Danny: Nice going Charlie! Your mom has a bruise on her face along with a bleeding to the nose! You can't ever punch your mother! March upstairs to your room until you're ready to apologize to her!

Charlie (Microsoft Sam's voice): Yes sir.

(pause)

Charlie (Microsoft Sam's voice): Asswipe!

(CROTCH KICK!)

Charlie (Microsoft Sam's voice): SOI!