Lynn Sr. The Teeth Guy Gets A Job At Walmart!

Characters:

Lynn Sr The Teeth Guy-Eric

Shrek-Paul

Arnold-Young Guy

Dorothy Ann-Kimberly

Wanda-Kate

Police Officer-Paul

Transcript:

Lynn Sr: I WILL GET A MOTHERFUCKING JOB AT WALMART BECAUSE I HATE MY LIFE!!

* At Walmart*

* Shrek Enters*

Lynn Sr: WELCOME TO GODDAMN WALMART!! HOW MAY I FUCKING HELP YOU!?

Shrek: I Would Like Some Onions Please!

Lynn Sr: NO!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU GREEN BIG BIRD ASS!!!

Shrek: Screw You!

* Arnold Enters*

Lynn Sr: HEY!!! NO PEOPLE WITH GLASSES ALLOWED!!!

Arnold: Fuck You!

* Dorothy Ann Enters*

Lynn Sr: WELCOME TO FUCKING WALMART!!! HOW MAY I HELP YOU!?

Dorothy Ann: I Would Like 1 Research Please.

Lynn Sr: WE DON’T HAVE FUCKING RESEARCHES IN THIS WALMART!!! NOBODY NEEDS A NARCISSISTIC WASTE OF OXYGEN LIKE YOU ON THIS PLANET!!!

Dorothy Ann: Go And Kill Yourself!

* Wanda Enters*

Lynn Sr: WELCOME TO GODDAMN WALMART!!! HOW MAY I FUCKING HELP YOU!?

Wanda: I Would Like A Pet Frog Please!

Lynn Sr: WHO THE FUCK WOULD OWN A FROG!? JUST KILL YOURSELF!!!

Wanda: Go And Jump Off A Cliff!

Police Officer: PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS IN THE AIR!!!

* In Jail*

Lynn Sr: FACE MY TEETH!!!!! FACE IT!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!