Eric disrespects his grandmother's funeral

Cast
Eric-himself

Diesel-himself

Kimberly-herself

Pastor-Professor/Conrad

Plot
Eric does a bad job.

Transcript
Kimberly: I have some sad news. Your grandmother passed away and her funeral is being held at the church. This will be one of the only times you can go there.

(later)

Pastor: We are gathered here for a very important occasion: that Eric Smith's grandmother has passed away.

Diesel: I will miss her.

Kimberly: Same here.

Eric: No! She wasn't! Get off the stage! I will give you the real speech! She was hideous and rude! She spanked me with a coachman's whip! She was one of the worst people on earth! That's all!

Kimberly: Eric! That was the worst thing you have ever said to anyone in church! That's it! You are never allowed in here again, and we will go home right now!

(at home)

Kimberly: You're lucky everyone in church didn't come back here to scold you! In the meantime, that was even worse than the one you said at your sister Jill's wedding! You're in time out for two days!