Dr Neo Cortex Gets a Flu Shot

At the lounge, Dr Neo Cortex was getting frightened, as Uka Uka was glaring.

Cortex: No Uka Uka! I am not getting my flu shot!

Uka Uka: Yes you will Cortex! Do you want to get sick? Let's go right now!

Cortex and Uka Uka went out of Castle Cortex and they got into the airship.

Uka Uka drove off on the way to the doctor's surgery. Then Cortex and Uka Uka got out of the car and they entered the surgery. They sat in the waiting room, and Malefor, Ripto, Gnasty Gnorc, Kaos and the Sorceress also sat with them.

Malefor: No boss! We don't want a flu shot!

Ripto: Please let us stay home and play on our Playstation 3!

Gnasty Gnorc: Please! No!

Kaos: Not the flu shot! Anything but the flu shot!

Sorceress: Too bad! Malefor, Ripto, Gnasty Gnorc and Kaos, you four are getting a flu shot whenever you like it or not. When we get home, all of you will go to your room, and you will do nothing until the pain goes away.

Uka Uka: Cortex! It's time to get your flu shot! Your name has been called!

Then Cortex and Uka Uka went into the nurse's room, and the nurse was asking Uka Uka, as Uka Uka was glaring.

Nurse: Now who will be getting the flu shot?

Uka Uka: Cortex will!

Then Cortex sat on a bed.

Nurse: Okay, little boy!

Cortex was offended and swore at the nurse, much to her horror.

Cortex: F*** you! I am not a little guy! I am a big guy! Don't you dare threaten me like that!

Uka Uka was glaring and the nurse was indignant.

Nurse: Hey! Don't talk to me like that!

Then the nurse stopped getting indignant.

Nurse: Anyways, come here to get your flu shot, you pain will be very strong, but don't pay attention to it. Pain only lasts for a short time like 25 to 35 minutes.

Cortex got very annoyed, and Uka Uka and the nurse were shocked.

Cortex: No! I am not getting my flu shot! It hurts so bad! I really hate pain! F*** pain! And if you do, I will f***ing stick that needle all up you!

Uka Uka and the nurse were annoyed.

Nurse: Hey! You do not talk to adults like that! If you keep that attitude up, I will do a blood draw in your eyes! Now come here right now!

Cortex lost his temper, much to the horror of the nurse and Uka Uka.

Cortex: (Scary voice) No! That's it! I will give you the shot instead so you know how the pain feels!

Cortex snatched a needle from the nurse, and he started to aim the needle at the nurse.

Nurse: Nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono!

Cortex punched the needle in the nurse's chest, and blood came out of the nurse's chest. The nurse fell to the floor.

Nurse: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! He punched it in my chest! Ooooooooooooooh! Waaaaa! Bleh! I just puked out blood and it hurts so bad! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Just then the doctor came, and she was horrified.

Doctor: Oh my god! I need to bring you to the trauma centre immediately!

Just then the ambulance's siren blared, and then the three ambulance men came with a stretcher.

Doctor: Quick everyone! Take her to the trauma centre right away!

Ambulance man 1: Whatever you say!

Ambulance man 2: Okay guys! 1! 2! 3! Lift!

Then the ambulance men lifted the nurse up on the stretcher. The second ambulance man was horrified.

Ambulance man 2: Oh no! She lost her pulse!

Ambulance man 3: Let's take her to the trauma centre immediately before she dies!

So the doctor and the ambulance men wheeled the nurse on the way to the hospital. Uka Uka was extremely angry at Cortex, who was horrified.

Uka Uka: (Scary voice) Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Cortex! I cannot believe you injured the nurse! I am giving you the shot myself!

Then Uka Uka picked up a needle to give Cortex the flu shot.

Cortex: Nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono!

Uka Uka gave Cortex the flu shot. Blood came out of Cortex.

Cortex: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! Wawawawawawawawawawa! Nonononononononononononononono! My dad doesn't know how to do a flu shot, it hurts so bad! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Uka Uka: I don't care if it hurts! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded! You're grounded for three weeks! We are going home right now!

Then Cortex and Uka Uka went out of the nurse's room.

Cortex: Nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono!

Then Cortex and Uka Uka went home, and then they got home. They walked into the lounge, and Uka Uka continued scolding Mundy.

Uka Uka: Go upstairs to your room right now! And you should be ashamed of yourself! And as your punishment for three weeks! No TV, no computer, no video games, no nothing! Now get your butt to your room right now!

Cortex went upstairs to his room, crying.

Cortex: Nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono!

CAST

Simon as Dr Neo Cortex

Wiseguy as Uka Uka and the Sorceress

Scary voice as Malefor, Gnasty Gnorc, Dr Neo Cortex's angry voice and Uka Uka's angry voice

Professor as Ripto

Lawrence as Kaos

Ivy as Nurse

Kate as Doctor

Kidaroo as Ambulance Man 1

Evil Genius/David/Zack as Ambulance Man 2

Steven as Ambulance Man 3