Tregan talks smack to Chief Wiggum

Characters
Tregan-Alan, Wiseguy

Chief Wiggum-Young Guy/Charlie

Dylan-Eric

Plot
This is the better version of Dylan talks smack to Chief Wiggum because Tregan is Dylan's evil clone.

Transcript
Tregan: Hello, what's your name?

Chief Wiggum: Clancy Wiggum.

Tregan: Do you like doughnuts?

Chief Wiggum: Not quite but I eat some like most cops do.

Tregan: Do you have a son named Ralph?

Chief Wiggum: Yes and I always call him Ralphie.

Tregan: Remember in a Simpsons episode Cape Feare you said to Eddie and Lou, "Bake him away toys," instead of "Take him away boys."

Chief Wiggum: Look! I don't want to talk about that catchphrase!

Tregan: You'd better talk to me about the catchphrase or else I will act like Homer Simpson towards you!

Chief Wiggum: Look! I said I don't want to talk about that catchphrase! If you force me to talk about that catchphrase one more time I will call your good clone on my phone!

Tregan: All right! You asked for it! (imitating Homer Simpson) Hello, I'm Homer Simpson!

Chief Wiggum: Oh my God! How dare you act like Homer Simpson! That's it! I will call your good clone right now!

(at home)

Dylan: My Evil Clone, how dare you talk smack to Chief Wiggum and act like Homer Simpson towards him!

Tregan: But he wouldn't talk to me about the catchphrase he said in the Simpsons episode Cape Feare so that's why I forced him to talk about it.

Dylan: I don't care! Not all fictional characters like to talk about what they did in their shows! You are grounded grounded grounded until you get executed! Go to your room now!