Siesta

Transcript
(David is working in a coffee shop. A customer comes in, but sees David sleeping on the job in a sleeping bag. David wakes up and sees the customer)

Customer: Um, pardon me, but I'm trying to...

David: I know, I know. Get a cup of coffee, because Americans have to go, go, go, work, work, work. Well, not me. Not anymore, because I'm borrowing the custom of the siesta from Spain. They take a two-hour break from 2:00 PM to 4:00 PM, and they nap. And as a result, they have balanced lives. And they're happy. Not insane, over-caffeinated loons like you.

(The customer looks at his watch)

Customer: But it's 9:30 AM.

David: Well, I've expanded the custom to ten hours.

Customer: In that case, perhaps I'll go, go, go somewhere else.

Paul: He does get up briefly to guzzle wine.

(The customer leaves in a huff)

David: These people don't know how happy Spanish people are, do they?

Paul: Probably not.