Mundy Lies to the Principal

Cast
Mundy-Eric, Robosoft Voice 1

Principal Prickly-Wiseguy

Mr. Mundy-Alan

Mrs. Mundy-Kate

Plot
Note: I used Robosoft Voice 1 instead of Scary Voice when Mundy acts like a demon.

Transcript
In Principal Prickly's office, Principal Prickly was bored.

Principal Prickly: Man! I am so hungry! I shall go to the cafeteria and buy some lunch.

Principal Prickly went off to the cafeteria to get some lunch. Then Mundy peeked in.

Mundy: Good! The coast is clear!

Then Mundy walked over to Principal Prickly's desk, and sat on Principal Prickly's chair.

Mundy: I am going to prank the whole school by thinking that there is a demon on the intercom! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Mundy rang the bell, and started calling through the intercom by acting like a demon.

Mundy: (Robosoft Voice 1) D word! This is not the principal! Is is I, the demon! And I am going to beat up everyone of you before you guys can't escape! You cannot hide from me! If you do hide from me, then I will capture you under a fire! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

Suddenly, Mundy heard the bell ringing.

Mundy: I better run back to class before I get caught!

Mundy ran out of Principal Prickly's office, and then he came closer to Principal Prickly, who had got a cheeseburger and was running closer to him with horror and they stopped and noticed each other with shock.

(scary Sound FX)

Principal Prickly: Mundy, did you just see the demon in the...?

Then Principal Prickly turned angry.

Principal Prickly: Wait a minute! That's it, go back to class! Grab your things, and wait for me in the hallway, now!

So Mundy did as he was told and Principal Prickly went back to his office in a huff.

Five minutes later...

Mundy came with his things and he sat at the hallway. Principal Prickly came with a pencil and the Behaviour Statement paper, feeling angry.

Principal Prickly: Now Mundy! You are going to write down everything down on what happened in the office. And if you lie, there will be some serious consequences that involve your parents. Okay? Start writing.

Principal Prickly left the pencil and the paper to Mundy. The Behaviour Statement paper said 'State everything that happened, and if you lie, there will be some serious consequences'.

Mundy thought for a minute.

Mundy: Wait a minute! He has no proof! I can say whatever I want on this!

So Mundy started to writing whatever he wanted on that.

Ten minutes later...

Mundy had done writing whatever he wanted on that. Then Principal Prickly reappeared, still angry.

Principal Prickly: Give me your paper, now!

The words on the Behaviour Statement paper that Gelman wrote 'I have no idea! I was in your office because I need to talk to you about my report card! I was aware of the intercom announcement. I believe that it was a hacker. I don't know why I am writing this. I did NOTHING bad! You can't do anything to me, because I didn't do anything. I swear!'.

Principal Prickly: I need to talk to you alone in my office now!

Mundy followed Principal Prickly to his office, and he went inside it. So Principal Prickly sat at his desk, and Mundy sat and faced Principal Prickly.

Principal Prickly: Now, according to this paper, it says that you did absolutely nothing. Is that true? And did you swear on it?

Mundy: I am telling the truth, and I swear on it!

Principal Prickly: Oh really? Well, look to your right. Do you see that camcorder?

Mundy was feeling horrified.

Principal Prickly: Yeah, we are going to watch the video to see what you actually did. Let's watch it right now.

So Mundy and Principal Prickly began to watch the video together. The scene of Gelman planning to prank the whole school was on.

Mundy: I am going to prank the whole school on the intercom! (Robosoft Voice 1) I am the demon! Roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

Principal Prickly: Wow! Do you have anything to say about this?

Mundy: OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK! You caught me! I lied! Please don't call my parents! I lied because I was scared! Please! I am so sorry!

Principal Prickly: You can beg all you want, but that's still not going to stop me from calling them because of your behaviour!

So Principal Prickly stood up picked up a phone and he called Mundy's parents.

Principal Prickly: Hello, Mundy's parents! Yes, it's about Mundy. And yes, he is in trouble. He lied to me about pranking the school on the intercom. Yes, same as usual, another conference. Okay, bye!

Then Principal Prickly put down the phone and sat back down and told Mundy about his parents.

Principal Prickly: Your parents are coming. Meet me in the conference room now.

15 minutes later...

Mundy had met Principal Prickly in the conference room, and Mundy's parents had come to see Principal Prickly.

Principal Prickly: Now that we are all in this situation, we will talk about consequences now. Mundy, it was going to be smooth, just a little talk, and a warning, but you lied. Now you just worsened the problem. So here we go. Mundy, your consequences include a regular Wednesday and five day talk with the counselor, a refferal and a suspension for two weeks. Words can't describe how disappointed I am with you right now. You have completely lost my faith in you, probably your parents' faith as well.

Mundy: I have the right to lose my trust in them! Also, you need to respect the fact that I'm shy to tell the truth, Mr. Owl!

Principal Prickly: Excuse me?! What did you just call me?!

Mundy: Nothing.

Principal Prickly: How dare you call me Mr. Owl and then lie to me once again?! This meeting was planned because of the first lie!

Mr. Mundy: Oh yes, he lost our faith for a long time ago.

Principal Prickly: Did you hear that, Mundy? You are now unfaithful. And to Mundy's parents, here is a sign...

Mundy stands on his chair.

Principal Prickly: Mundy, sit back down! I am not kidding!

Mundy: No!

Principal Prickly: What did you just say?!

Mundy: I said no!

Principal Prickly: How dare you taunt at me?!

Mrs. Mundy: You need to pack this up!

Mundy: Where?! In a suitcase?!

Principal Prickly: Sassing your mother won't make the conference meeting go faster! Now, you sit through it right now or else you will lose recess and I mean it this time!

Mundy: Whatever, you N*****! You need to respect the fact that I'm shy to tell the freaking truth!

Principal Prickly lost his temper towards Mundy.

Principal Prickly (angrily): That's enough! You have dropped the ball on me for the last time and I am not going to give you another chance! How dare you call me the N-Word?! That's it! This conference is off! Go home now!

Back home, Mundy's parents were extremely angry and upset with Mundy.

Mr. Mundy: Conrad, we cannot believe you caused all of this trouble, misbehaved during the meeting, taunted at Principal Prickly, sassed your mother, called Principal Prickly the N-Word and got suspended!

Mrs. Mundy: This conference was planned because you lied to Principal Prickly! In addition, saying the N-Word is racist!

Mundy: Um! I guess this means I am grounded? Right!

Mr. Mundy: That's right, Conrad! You're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for two weeks! For misbehaving during the conference meeting, you are now grounded for 4 weeks! Go to your room now!

Trivia
This is the second time someone acted up during the conference meeting when he/she lied to the principal.