Sweet Dreams

Transcript
Paul: The cable's out again.

Eric: That does it. I'm gonna call those cable idiots and rip into 'em.

(Eric calls the cable company)

Voice on phone: Cable service. How can we help you?

Eric: Yeah, I...Is there a living person in this country?

Voice on phone: Yep.

Eric: No "Press 1 for this", "press 2 for that", and then being on hold for an hour?

Voice on phone: Nope.

Eric: Yeah, well, I bet you still can't get out there 'til next week.

Voice on phone: Not true. We can be there today.

Eric: Really?

Voice on phone: Really.

Eric: Well, I bet the best you can do is give me a four-hour window in which you might be here.

Voice on phone: Nope. We'll be there ay 3:00 P.M. on the dot.

Eric: An exact time?

Voice on phone: Yep.

(There's a long pause before Eric speaks again)

Eric: Is this a dream.

Voice on phone: Yep.

(Eric wakes up and realizes it was a dream)

Eric: Rats. I was dreaming.