The Prescription

Transcript
(A doctor is in a chair psychoanalyzing a patient who is laying on a couch)

Patient: Doc, you gotta help me. I think I'm a jerk!

(Each sentence is accompanied by an illustration of the action described)

Patient: You see, it started small, just eating a few grapes at the supermarket and not paying for them. I thought, "Okay, after this, I'll quit. No more of this jerkish behavior." But I guess I was wrong, because later, I went to the park and shoved all the ugly kids off the swings. Then I went home and called my pregnant wife fat. Then I went to a sad movie and laughed the whole way through. Then I picked up a hitchhiker and dropped him off several blocks away from his destination. Then I listened to music really loud on the bus. I have a bad taste in music. Then I kicked my dog wearing steel-toed work boots.

(Back to the doctor's office)

Patient: You see, Doc? You see what I'm saying? I'm a total jerk. Is there anything that can treat me?

Doctor: Hm...Yes. There is a treatment. It's relatively new, but should work well. Especially for you. It's called "being punched in the face". Have you heard of it?

Patient: Uh...

(The doctor puts on a boxing glove)

Doctor: Let me get the prescription ready.