Noby Kills Ace Goody/Assaulted

Characters:

Noby-Paul

Mr. S-Paul

Ace-Joey

Doraemon-Eric

Plot:

Noby Kills Ace Goody for getting a 100 on his history test, and Noby gets assaulted.

Transcript:

Mr. S: OK class. I will be passing back your history tests. First up is Ace Goody!

Ace: 100 yet again!

Mr. S: Congratulations!

* Noby looks horrified*

Noby: That’s It Ace. Time to die. *Flies into Ace headfirst in a standing position* Yow ah.

* Noby rams Ace into a wall*

Ace: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!

Noby: 1st Injury: Breaking both of your legs.

* Noby snaps Ace’s leg bones in half*

Ace: *Kidaroo’s voice* OWDOWDOWDOWDOWDOWDOWDOWDOWDOW!!!

Noby: 2nd Injury: Jumping on your rib cage.

* Noby jumps on Ace’s rib cage*

Ace: OH MY GOD IT HURTS STOP STOP STOP!!!

Noby: And now for the grand finale, dropping an I-beam on your head.

* Noby drops an I-beam on Ace’s head, killing him*

* At home*

Doraemon: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!!! NOBY!!! HOW DARE YOU KILL ACE GOODY!!! THAT’S IT!!! ASSAULTING TIME!!!

Noby: NONONONONONONONONONO!!!

Doraemon: 1st Punishment: Jamming a screwdriver up your ass!

* Doraemon jams a screwdriver up Noby’s ass*

Noby: WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!!!!

Doraemon: 2nd Punishment: Pooping in your eyes!

* Doraemon poops in Noby’s eyes*

Noby: EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW!!!

Doraemon: 3rd And Final Punishment: Dropping an I-beam on your head!

Noby: OHNONONONONONONONO!!!

* Doraemon drops an I-beam on Noby’s head, killing him*