Kayla's dad gets constipated and gets grounded

Characters
Kayla's dad-Simon

Instructor-Young Guy/Charlie

Boss-Wiseguy

Kayla-herself

Plot
Kayla's dad gets in big trouble.

Transcript
Instructor: Okay everyone, it's time to watch Madeline and the Gypsies.

Kayla's dad: Excuse me Sonic?

Instructor: What is it Simon?

Kayla's dad: Can I use the bathroom?

Instructor: There will be no bathroom breaks until Madeline and The Gypsies is over.

Kayla's dad: But I'm constipated.

Instructor: Nice try Simon but you're not fooling anyone!

Kayla's dad: If I were faking it, I wouldn't be in this situation.

Instructor: Fine but if I see you faking your constipation, you'll be fired!

Kayla's dad: Thank you.

(in the hallway)

Kayla's dad: I... can't... hold... it.... in... much... longer!

(He poops in the hallway)

Boss: Simon, you know you can't use the bathroom in the hallways! It's so disgusting!

Kayla's dad: But Cyborg, I couldn't hold it in much longer.

Boss: Well you should have thought about it.

Kayla's dad: Cyborg, can't you see I'm constipated? I'm not faking it.

Boss: You're not fired but you should go home and get some rest. I'll call your daughter about this incident.

Kayla's dad: Thanks. You're a lifesaver.

(at home)

Kayla: Dad, I just got a call from your boss and he told me you were having a constipation. I'll let you rest for a while until you're better.

Kayla's dad: Thank you Kayla.

(Kayla leaves the room, then peeks her head in the room once more)

Kayla: Oh, you're grounded for two days for going to the bathroom in the hallway.

Kayla's dad: Well this stinks.