Beach Fauxtos

Transcript
(Dylan is at his computer, with Emily watching)

Emily: What are you doing, Dylan?

Dylan: Photoshopping this picture of me at the beach before I upload it on Facebook.

(Dylan works on the photo)

Dylan: First, I'll give myself a better tan...

(Emily isn't so sure about this)

Dylan: Then I'll give myself some better muscles...

Emily: Uh...

Dylan: Then I'll erase these dorks from the background...

Emily: Dylan?

Dylan: Then I'll add some hot ladies in bikinis checking me out...

(By now, Emily has decided that Dylan has reached a dead end)

Emily: Um, that might be a tad too much.

Dylan: Okay, okay, I'll get rid of the tan.

(Emily sighs and leaves, as she can't believe that Dylan thinks he should be a buff chick magnet when he isn't in real life)

Emily: That's why I prefer my photos the way they are, instead of changing them up with Photoshop.