Caillou’s 50th Punishment Day

Characters:

Caillou-Ivy

Boris-Eric

Plot:

1 week after the bulldozer incident, Things have been going normal at the Caillou household. However, things drastically change when Boris decides to give Caillou the most brutal punishment day of his life...

Transcript:

Caillou: Man, What a lovely day it is today!

* Boris walks in the room*

Boris: Hey Caillou, There is a clown giving out free Chuck E. Cheese tokens in the basement!

Caillou: OH MY GOD!! THAT IS AMAZING!!!

* Caillou runs to the basement*

Caillou: Where is the clown?

* Boris suddenly pushes Caillou into the basement*

* Caillou wakes up, but he‘s tied up in a chair*

Caillou: Huh? Where am I?

Boris: Well well well. If it isn’t my piece of shit son.

Caillou: Dad? What are you doing here?

Boris: Well, ever since that bulldozer incident, I’ve been wanting to severely punish you, and today’s your 50th Punishment Day.

Caillou: Oh no!

Boris: 1st Punishment: Skewering you with a stake!

* Boris skewers Caillou with a stake*

* Caillou screams in pain, and this isn’t the classic “Wa-aaaaa,” It’s a sound clip of an actual child screaming*

Boris: 2nd Punishment: Drinking bleach!

* Boris makes Caillou chug an entire bottle of bleach*

Caillou: *Realistic coughing* Please... I’ve suffered enough...

Boris: 3rd And Final Punishment: lighting you on fire!

* Boris lights Caillou on fire*

Caillou: “Realistic screaming*

Boris: Yes! I got rid of Caillou!