Derek's mom misbehaves at Burger King

Characters
Derek-Brian

Derek's angry voice-Simon

Derek's mom-Catherine, Kidaroo

Derek's dad-Alan, Scary Voice, Wiseguy

Clerk-Dallas

Scootatoo-Salli

Callie-herself

Jock (mentioned)

Bobby (Brainsurgefan1997)-Joey

Jeff Sutphen-Steven

Derek's grandfather-French Fry

Kumi (mentioned)

Plot
Derek's mom freaks out at Burger King.

Transcript
Derek: Dad, can we go to Burger King?

Derek's dad: Sure but your mother can't come.

Derek's mom: Why not Alan? Is this some kind of joke?

Derek's dad: Denise, this is not a joke! You can't come because the last time we came here you gave the kid who ordered the last Pepsi a wedgie and slapped his face! His mother nearly sued us!

Derek's mom: But please Alan and Derek, I want to go!

Derek (Simon's voice): Fine! We can go but this is coming out of your allowance!

(at Burger King)

Clerk: What can I get you?

Derek: I'll have 10 chicken nuggets, buffalo chicken fries and a vanilla shake.

Derek's dad: I'll have what my son is having.

Derek's mom: I'll have 20 chicken nuggets, large fries, and a Pepsi.

Clerk: Sorry but there is no more Pepsi left but you can have a Dr. Pepper.

Derek's mom: Why?

Derek (Simon's voice): Mom, he is only trying to offer you a Dr. Pepper because there are no more Pepsi left!

Derek's mom (Kidaroo's voice): WHAT? THERE IS NO WAY THAT THEY'RE OUT OF (BLEEP) PEPSI! THIS IS ONE HELL OF A RESTAURANT!

Derek's dad: Denise, keep your voice down! You're yelling in a restaurant!

Derek's mom (Kidaroo's voice): SAID THE RELATIVE OF MY SON WHO IS 600 POUNDS, CHUBBY AND DISGRACE OF A MAN! HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Derek (Simon's voice); Oh my God! How dare you insult my grandfather! Your father! The one who loved you and me, brought you into this world, and paid for us! I am so offended by that!

Derek's mom (Kidaroo's voice): THAT'S IT! I WILL DESTROY BURGER KING!

(rock music plays)

Derek's mom (Kidaroo's voice): GO AWAY CLERK!

Clerk: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Derek's mom (Kidaroo's voice): BURN IN HELL BURGER KING! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Derek's dad (Scary Voice): OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH! DENISE, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU DESTROYED BURGER KING! (normal voice) When we go home, you will be so grounded and also, we will watch the news on the old TV all because you smashed the new flat screen TV only to dress your daughter Kumi!

(in car)

Derek's dad: Denise, stop crying like a baby! I had it up to here!

Derek's mom: But Alan and Derek, I'm sorry!

Derek's dad: Sorry won't do at all! I'm not accepting any sorries from you!

(at home)

Derek's dad: You will do nothing but stand there!

Derek's mom: But...

Derek's dad (Wiseguy's voice): STAND!

(news begins)

Scootatoo: Good afternoon. I'm Scootatoo Dash with the news. In case you're wondering about me, I got my old voice back because I was too embarassed to have Brian as my voice while reporting the news. Anyway, a mother named Denise Crystal freaked out and destroyed Burger King. With me is the clerk. Tell me what happened.

Clerk: Well, Derek, Alan and Denise were going to Burger King until I told Denise that there was no more Pepsi sodas left. I tried to offer her a Dr. Pepper instead but she refused.

Scootatoo: Thanks for telling me that. With me is a mother who witnessed this incident. Callie, tell me what happened.

Callie: Denise, whoever you are, it's all your own fault! You made my son Jock have PTSD! Now he's in a hospital and can't speak! As for you, I'm going to sue you with $900!

Derek's dad (Wiseguy's voice): $900? That's more than the price of our house! Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! You are so grounded!

Scootatoo: Thank you Callie. With me is Jeff Sutphen and his brother Bobby from Brainsurge. Tell me what happened.

Bobby: Well, Jeff and I were going to get something to eat until this mother went out of control.

Scootatoo: Jeff, what would you do if you saw anyone acting like that?

Jeff Sutphen: Well, I would give them a belt beating.

Scootatoo: More news after the break.

Derek's dad: Belt beating, discipline, I'm having an idea!

Derek's mom: No Alan!

Derek's grandfather: I just heard that my daughter Denise was on the news.

Derek's dad: Dad, I almost forgot to tell you. She insulted you as well. She called you chubby, 600 pounds and disgrace of a man!

Derek's grandfather: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Time for the belt beating!

(censored)

Derek's mom: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!