John's mom misbehaves at McDonald's

Characters
John-Brian, Simon

John's dad-Steven

John's mom-Julie

Sarah West-Karen

Transcript
Steven: John, I have some good news.

John: What is it Dad?

Steven: We're going to McDonald's but if any of you misbehave, you'll be grounded. Do you understand?

John: Yes.

Steven: Let's go.

(at McDonald's)

Sarah West: Welcome to McDonald's, what can I get you?

John: I would like 20 chicken nuggets, large fries, and a Coke.

Steven: I would like 20 chicken nuggets and a vanilla shake.

Julie: And I would like 10 chocolate shakes, 40 chicken strips, 80 chicken nuggets, 100 French fries and 5 large cokes.

John: Mom, that is way too expensive and you could end up fat and sick. How about one chocolate shake, five chicken strips, ten chicken nuggets, two French fries, and one large coke.

Julie (Shouty's voice): NO! I SAID I WANTED 10 CHOCOLATE SHAKES, 40 CHICKEN STRIPS, 80 CHICKEN NUGGETS, 100 FRENCH FRIES, AND 5 LARGE COKES SO GIVE THEM TO ME RIGHT NOW!

John (Simon's voice): Mom, stop this right now! You can either have what was suggested or else we will go straight home! The reason why my voice changed to Simon is because I'm furious right now!

Julie (Shouty's voice): I GOT A GOOD IDEA! WHY DON'T WE GO TO THE STORE TO GET SOME CONDOMS SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO (TRAIN WHISTLE SOUND) ME!

Steven: Julie, don't talk to your son like that in public! Now everyone is looking at us in horror!

Julie (Shouty's voice): (TRAIN WHISTLE SOUND) ME! (TRAIN WHISTLE SOUND) ME! RIGHT HERE AT MCDONALD'S!

Steven: That's enough! You embarassed me beyond belief! We're going home!

John (Simon's voice): I agree with Dad! Lets go home before the cops see us!

(in car)

Steven: Good God! You have dropped the ball on me for the last time and I'm not going to give you another chance thanks to your pitiful attitude back there! I believe we're going to end up on the news and in a lot of trouble! I wouldn't have expected a worse wife than you!

Julie: But Steven, I'm sorry.

Steven: No! I should be sorry because I shouldn't have taken you to McDonald's in the first place! We're home now!

(at home)

Steven: I can't believe you did this! You're grounded big time! As punishment, I will change your one-piece swimsuit into a bikini!

(Censored, Julie is in her bikini)

Julie: I'm sorry I told John to (TRAIN WHISTLE SOUND) me.

Steven: Apology denied! Go to your room NOW!

(Julie runs upstairs crying in Valentina's voice, Italian)

Steven: John, your mom hasn't acted this way.

John: I know.

Steven: Let's go back to McDonald's and apologize to what she has done so we can get our meals.

John: Okay.