It's a Henry and June christmas

Cold open
Henry: done all the decorations, now we need a star to put on top of the tree

June: right

Henry: according to our preformance, we need to do some christmas shopping

June: let's get going!

Transcript
(At the mall)

Henry: dawn! Hector? Done all your christmas shopping?

Dawn: nearly, hector got those earrings, false nails, headband, a watch and a ring from claire's, for me

(Hours later)

June: ah yes, all the kids are here.

Henry: now here's a good story. (Clears throat) twas the night before christmas, the snow falls, and gazes down and... hang on? Where is our friends?

June: lighting up

(The kids rush out)

Betty anne bongo: guys, i got one! Twas the night before christmas, i gaze up in the sky, seeing a beautiful snowflake, then i pull a cracker, i saw a cute paper hat, and became queen. Look!

Tommy: why are you wearing it?

Betty anne bongo: because i am the queen

Repunzil: that is not bad!!

Henry: all right! I had just about enough!

June: all we want was a nice christmas, with our, family!

Betty anne bongo: now that is how we are here, come on kids, let's finish my story

June: (angrily) no no no! Get out of our chair!

Betty anne bongo: hey what's this?

Henry: (angrily) grrr! Betty, let go of the book! You stupid! (Threw as he falls)

(Causes the tea to steam and h&j getting very mad)

August: tea's ready!

(H&j kicks all the kids out)

Henry: OUT! WE WANT EVERYBODY OUT OF OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW!

Hector: YEOW! (Crash lands on the snow) sorry, do i need presents?

June: you want presents? THEN GO AWAY!

Hector: ugh! I have had it!

Henry: now go!

Hector: no, you two go, and have yourself a merry christmas! Ebenezer h&j!

Henry and June: and a "bah humbug" to you, too!