Lawson Kills Dylan Priest and Gets Grounded

At the lounge, Lawson was feeling annoyed about Dylan Priest.

Lawson: Man! I hate Dylan Priest! He's the worst user ever! He sometimes tends a church! What shall I do?

Then Lawson thought of something.

Lawson: I know! I will kill Dylan!

Lawson left the lounge, and he went out of the house, and he went off to Dylan Priest's house, and then he reached Dylan's house. He went inside it and then he confronted Dylan Priest.

Lawson: Prepare to die, Dylan Priest!

Dylan Priest: Hi, Erwin Lawson. Do you want to play a game with me?

Lawson: No! I'm here to kill you because you're the worst user ever!

Dylan Priest: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! Please don't kill me! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Lawson: Too bad! Time to die!

Lawson picked up an axe, and hit Dylan Priest with it, killing him. Dylan Priest fell to the floor, and he was dead. Lawson cheered.

Lawson: Yay! I killed Dylan Priest!

Back home, Lawson's dad was extremely angry with Lawson.

Lawson's dad: Erwin, how dare you kill Dylan Priest?! He was one of my favourite users! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for three days with no TV, no computer, no video games, no nothing! Go to your room now!

Lawson went to his room, crying.

Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

CAST

Eric as Lawson

Himself as Dylan Priest

Wiseguy as Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)