Leah Kills the Teletubbies / Hits her good clone with the Plant / Gets Arrested

Characters
Leah-Julie, Scary Voice

Boris-Eric

Doris-Julie

Lily-Ivy

Tinky Winky-Diesel

Dipsy-Brian

La La-Ivy

Po-Shy Girl

Cop-Alan

Doctor-Lawrence

Transcript
Leah: I wonder what's on TV today. Maybe the Loud House is on.

Announcer: And now, Teletubies, only on PBS Kids.

Tinky Winky: Tinky Winky.

Dipsy: Dipsy.

La La: La-La.

Po: Po.

Leah: Man I really hated the Teletubbies, they are stupid! Also, it was my good clone Lily's favourite show ever next to Barney, but how? Oh, I have a better Idea, I will kill them.

(At Teletubby land)

Leah: This must be Teletubby land! All I have to do is wait for the Teletubbies! Oh, Here they come.

Tinky Weeky: Hi, were the Teletubbies. Do you what to play with us.

Leah: No.

Tinky Weeky: What do you mean no?

Leah: I will kill you all Because I hate your show so much.

Tinky Weeky: No no no no no no no no no.

Dipsy: No no no no no no no no no.

La La: No no no no no no no no no.

Po: No no no no no no no no no. Please don't kill the us.

Leah: Well that's too bad, I will kill you all.

(Fight is censored)

​Leah: Yes, I Killed the Teletubbies! Now I can go home.

(Later at home)

Announcer: We interrupt your program that the Teletubbies have been killed so their show isn't coming up next on PBS Kids. Let's skip to Barney and Friends after these messages.

Lily: (Foo's crying sound effect)

Boris: What's wrong Lily?

Lily: Teletubbies are dead while Lily was watching the news.

Doris: I know Darling, but police are now investigating.

Leah: Hey Guys, I'm home, what did I miss.

Boris: ​Leah, where have you been, and why did you have a AK-47 Rifle in your hand?

Leah: Wait, why is Lily, aka my good clone, crying?

Boris: Well, the reason why that Lily is crying all because her favourite the Teletubbies is dead when she watched the news, now the police are on the investigation.

Doris: In the meantime, tell us the truth.

Leah: OK, you will be mad about this. I Kill the Teletubbies.

(Da da da plays)

Boris: Oh, My, God! Caillou, how dare you kill the Teletubbies, that was your good clone's favourite show ever next to My Little Pony, Disney Princess, Sofia the First, Strawberry Shortcake, Barney the Dinosaur and of course The Save-Ums.

Leah: But Mom and Dad, I did that for her own good.

Boris: Well, who cares? For that you are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for, 476832035735758358185481564865746574653805638563756735096538986398-9638689-69898639869898698698659889569587698745890986598763598982265980562980980625982079807809980729808079980798009 months.

Doris: Now go upstairs to your room before I call the Save-Ums to attack you. AND NEVER COME OUT UNTIL THE LOUD HOUSE IS COMPLETELY CANCELLED!

Leah: (Scary Voice) NO, I AM GOING TO HIT LILY WITH A PLANT RIGHT BEHIND ME!

Lily: Wait, what.

Boris: Leah, put the plant down right now.

Doris: If your hit Lily with a plant, it will cost $1,500 and she will suffer a bruise.

Leah: (Scary Voice) NONE OF THE BUSINESS SO NOW I'M GOING TO HIT LILY WITH THE PLANT VERY BAD!

(Leah throws the plant on Lily with bruises)

Lily: (Foo's voice 800% volume) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Boris: Lily, are you alright?

Lily: Leah, aka my evil clone, hit me with plant!

Boris: (600% volume) LILY, THAT'S ENOUGH, YOU HAVE GONE TO FAR, THAT'S IT!

Doris: (600% volume) WE ARE CALLING THE COPS TO ARREST YOU!

Boris: Hello, Leah, known as Lily's evil clone, just killed the Teletubbies earlier and now he hit our precious Lily with a plant, can you please arrest him.... OK, Bye! The Cops are coming Caillou!

(24 minutes later)

Cop: Leah, you are under arrest for killing the Teletubbies and then hit your good clone with the plant. Come to the police car right now.

Caillou: Put me down (x3)! Please!

Cop: Well, I am the best you got.

Boris: Lily, are you better now.

Lily: No, Lily is hurt.

Doris: I think she had the bruises.

Boris: Let's take her to the hospital, fast.

(At the hospital)

Boris: Doctor, is she going to be alright?

Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you that your daughter has a bruise on her head, so she needs to rest a little.

Boris: I know, the reason that her evil clone Leah hit her with the plant after he killed the Teletubbies, because Lily loves that show.

Doctor: Oh, I'm feel sorry about it. Meantime however, this cure has contains Vanilla and Chocolate, this will heal her up, so she will make it feel better until she recovers next week.

Doris: Thanks doctor.

(Meanwhile in jail)

Leah: Great, I can believe that I got arrested for killing Teletubbies and hit my good clone with the plant. Can my life get any thing worst. i want to executed.

Cop: Leah, stop talking.

(A week later back at home)

​Boris: OK Lily, which flavor do you want to heal, Vanilla or Chocolate?

Lily: Chocolate.

Doris: OK.

(Lily eats the Chocolate to cure it up and suddenly heals herself with lovehearts popping out)

Boris: Lily, your cured.

Lily: Thanks. But I'm still sad about the Teletubbies death.

Doris: Don't worry darling, we have some presents for you.

Lily: Yay, A Teletubbies toys and Teletubbies DVD's, Thanks Mommy and Daddy, I Love you.

Boris: We love you too, Lily.

​(The End)