Clyde Philmore Kidnaps Cornchip Girl and Gets Sent to Principal Prickly's Office

Cast

 * Lawson-Eric
 * Phineas T. Ratchet-Dave
 * Cornchip Girl-Kayla
 * Principal Prickly-
 * Mr. Lawson-Wiseguy
 * Madame Gasket-Kidaroo

Transcript
(At school, Lawson was dismayed)

Lawson: Man! I can't believe that Cornchip girl was very annoyed me! She's nothing but a meddling idiot! What shall I do?

[Then Lawson thought of something]

Lawson: I know! I will call Phineas T. Ratchet and convince him to melt Sarah West down into meat!

(Then Lawson picked up his phone, and he began to call Phineas T. Ratchet)

(Inside the Chop Shop, in Ratchet's room, Ratchet heard his phone rang, and then he began to answer)

Lawson: Hello, Ratchet!

Ratchet: Hello, Erwin! What can I do for you?

Lawson: That meddling girl Cornchip girl was very annoyed me! Can you come over here to melt Cornchip Girl down into meat!

Ratchet: Okay! Thanks for telling me! I'll come over here to you.

(Later, Ratchet came up to Erwin Lawson)

Ratchet: Okay Lawson, let's go hunt Cornchip Girl!

Lawson: Yeah! Let's kidnap her and send her to the Chop Shop to melt her down into meat! Then we can have meat products together! Let's do it, Ratchet!

[Then Lawson and Ratchet went off to find Cornchip Girl, and then they confronted her]

Lawson: Hey Cornchip Girl!

Cornchip Girl: Oh My God Erwin, what do you want for me now?!

Lawson: Me and Ratchet have come to give you a punishment! And who's behind me?!

Cornchip Girl: What?! Who's behind you?!

Lawson: Phineas T. Ratchet!

Cornchip Girl: Phineas T. Ratchet! Oh no! Not Phineas T. Ratchet from Robots!

Ratchet: Lawson brought me here to help him and we're going to kidnap you and take you to my house to melt you down into meat, the women that Lawson hates TJ's friends!

Cornchip Girl: Hey, those our my friends.

Lawson: Really huh, prepare to be kidnap.

Cornchip Girl: NO NO NO NO NO! Please! Don't do that! Don't kidnap me! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Ratchet: Too bad! Me and Lawson are going to take you to my house right now! Come with us!

Lawson: Yeah, you heard what Ratchet said! Come with us!

'''[Ratchet and Lawson picked up Cornchip Girl, and carried her around the town. Cornchip Girl was kicking and screaming]'''

Cornchip Girl: RATCHET, LAWSON, LET ME GO! LET ME GO! LET ME GO!

Ratchet: No, we won't let you go! Now it's time to your punishment to come for all your bad actions of what you did!

Lawson: And you also deserve it!

(Then Ratchet and Lawson arrived in the Chop Shop)

Ratchet: Now let's place Cornchip Girl on the conveyer belt!

Lawson: Yeah, let's do it!

Ratchet and Lawson carried Cornchip up onto the conveyer belt, and they placed Cornchip Girl on the conveyer belt.

Lawson : And stay there!

Ratchet: Time to die, Cornchip Girl!

Lawson: Yeah! Say goodbye, Cornchip Girl!

Principal Prickly: ERWIN LAWSON, REPORT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE NOW. I REPEAT, REPORT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE NOW.

[Later when Erwin went to Principal Prickly's office along with Phineas T. Ratchet]

Principal Prickly: Erwin, what the hell are you think you doing to Cornchip Girl, and why do you bring Phineas T. Rachet from Robots with you.

Lawson: Um, Phineas and I were planning to kidnapped Cornchip Girl and trying to melt her into meat.

Principal Prickly: (Scary voice) ERWIN LAWSON, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TEAM UP WITH PHINEAS T. RATCHET AND KIDNAP CORNCHIP GIRL AND THEN TRYING TO MELT HER INTO MEAT, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO SO. THAT'S IT, YOU ARE SUSPENDED FOR 3 WEEKS. GO TO NOW WHILE I'LL CALL YOUR FATHER. AND ALSO, PHINEAS, GET OUT OF THIS SCHOOL RIGHT NOW, I WILL CALL MADAME GASKET T GROUND YOU.

(Later after minutes of calling)

Lawson's dad: Erwin, how dare you team up with Phineas T. Ratchet to kidnap Cornchop Girl and almost melt her down into meat?! You know you can't do that!

Lawson: But dad, Cornchip Girl deserves it for being annoyed!

Lawson's dad: I don't care! You have no right to kidnap Cornchip Girl and almost melt her down into meat! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for three weeks with no TV! Go to your room right now mister!

[Lawson went to his room, crying]

Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[Back in the Chop Shop, Madame Gasket was furious with Ratchet]

Madame Gasket: Ratchet, how dare you have Lawson to kidnap Cornchip Girl and almost melt him down into meat?! You know you can't do that! But now she is safe.

Ratchet: But mom, Cornchip Girl deserves it for annoyed Erwin Lawson!!

Madame Gasket: I don't care! You have no right to kidnap Cornchip Girl and almost melt her down into meat! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for three weeks with no TV! Go to your room right now!

[Ratchet went to his room, crying]

Ratchet: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[The End]