Crock Lobster

Transcript
(The Dawsons are at the beach. Simon is wearing a lobster costume, much to the confusion of Zara)

Zara: Dare I ask?

Simon: I'm going to sneak up on Diesel while he's swimming and give him the scare of his life.

(Simon turns around and gets ready to scare Diesel)

Simon: Brace yourself for some screaming.

(Simon sneaks off. Zara watches as Simon prepares to scare Diesel. But when Diesel sees Simon in a lobster costume, he isn't scared at all. He grabs Simon, intending on eating him)

Simon: AAAAUGH! LET GO! LET GO!

Diesel: Mom, how much butter do we have?

Simon: I'm not a real giant lobster! Let go of me! Aaugh!

(Zara thinks this whole situation is absolutely ridiculous, and rolls her eyes as she sees Simon yelling for help as a hungry Diesel carries him off)

Zara: I thought you meant screaming by Diesel.