Cortex, Ripto, N Gin and Kaos cuss in class / grounded

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No was teaching his students some maths lessons.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Okay, class, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two? Come on, class, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot.

Ebenezer Von Clutch raised his hand.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Yes, Von Clutch?

Von Clutch: Twelve?

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.

Ripto: I think I know the answer, Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No VGCP.

Dr Neo Cortex mocked Ripto in a high-pitched, gibberish voice.

Cortex: Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh.

Ripto: Shut up, bulbous-headed small fry!

Cortex: [enraged] HEY! DON'T CALL ME BULBOUS-HEADED SMALL FRY, YOU F***ING SCALY-FACED SHRIMP!

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No was shocked and horrified.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Cortex, did you just say the F-word??

Cortex: Scaly-faced shrimp?

Ripto: No, he's talking about f***. You can't say "f***'' in school, you f***ing jacka**.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Ripto!

Cortex: Why the f***not?

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Cortex!

N Gin: Cortex, you just said f*** again!

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: N Gin!

Kaos covered his mouth.

Kaos: [muffled] F***.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Kaos!

Cortex: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. F***, f****ity-f***-f***-f***.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: How would you like to go to the principal's office?

Cortex: How would you like to suck my b****.

Everyone gasped in shock.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: [furiously] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?

Cortex: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was:

Then Cortex picked up a megaphone and cleared his throat.

Cortex: 'How would you like to suck my b****, Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No?'

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No stood rooted to the spot, furiously frozen.

N Gin: Holy s***, Cortex.

Then Cortex, Ripto, N Gin and Kaos went to the principal's office in disgrace, and N Tropy, N Trance, N Brio, Malefor, Gnasty Gnorc sat in the chair in front of the principal's office.

Inside the principal's office, Patrick from the Spongebob Squarepants series was very upset with Cortex, Ripto, N Gin and Kaos.

Patrick: Well, I must say, I'm very disappointed in you boys, okay? You should be ashamed of yourselves. Now, I've already called in your mothers--

Ripto: [shocked] You called my mom?!

Patrick: That's right.

Ripto: [terrified] Oh, no, Principal Patrick!

Cortex: Principal Patrick, can I ask a question?

Patrick: Okay, what?

Cortex: What's the big f***ing deal, b****?

N Gin: Yeah!

Patrick: Aah! N-Now I want to know where you heard these horrific obscenities, okay?

N Gin: Nowhere.

Ripto: Uh, we heard them from Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No a few times before.

N Gin: Yeah!

Patrick: Boys, I seriously doubt that Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No ever said, uh, "Eat penguin s***, you a**-spelunker".

Cortex, Ripto, N Gin and Kaos started laughing.

Cortex: He-he-he-he! Sweet!

The door suddenly slammed opened, and their mothers came in, not looking happy at all.

N Gin: Uh-oh.

Patrick: Thank you for coming on such short notice.

Cortex's mom: Cortex!

Ripto's mom: Ripto!

Belle as N Gin's mom: N Gin!

Kaos's mom: Kaos! How dare you boys cuss in class! That's it, all of you are grounded, grounded, grounded for infinity! Now let's go home right now!

Then Cortex, Ripto, N Gin and Kaos went home with their angry mothers in disgrace, crying.

ALTERNATE

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No was teaching his students some maths lessons.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Okay, class, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two? Come on, class, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot.

Ebenezer Von Clutch raised his hand.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Yes, Von Clutch?

Von Clutch: Twelve?

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.

Ripto: I think I know the answer, Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No VGCP.

Dr Neo Cortex mocked Ripto in a high-pitched, gibberish voice.

Cortex: Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh.

Ripto: Shut up, bulbous-headed small fry!

Cortex: [enraged] HEY! DON'T CALL ME BULBOUS-HEADED SMALL FRY, YOU F***ING SCALY-FACED SHRIMP!

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No was shocked and horrified.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Cortex, did you just say the F-word??

Cortex: Scaly-faced shrimp?

Ripto: No, he's talking about f***. You can't say "f***'' in school, you f***ing jacka**.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Ripto!

Cortex: Why the f***not?

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Cortex!

N Gin: Cortex, you just said f*** again!

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: N Gin!

Kaos covered his mouth.

Kaos: [muffled] F***.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Kaos!

Cortex: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. F***, f****ity-f***-f***-f***.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: How would you like to go to the principal's office?

Cortex: How would you like to suck my b****.

Everyone gasped in shock.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: [furiously] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?

Cortex: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was:

Then Cortex picked up a megaphone and cleared his throat.

Cortex: 'How would you like to suck my b****, Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No?'

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No stood rooted to the spot, furiously frozen.

N Gin: Holy s***, Cortex.

Then Cortex, Ripto, N Gin and Kaos went to the principal's office in disgrace, and N Tropy, N Trance, N Brio, Malefor, Gnasty Gnorc sat in the chair in front of the principal's office.

Inside the principal's office, Patrick from the Spongebob Squarepants series was very upset with Cortex, Ripto, N Gin and Kaos.

Patrick: Well, I must say, I'm very disappointed in you boys, okay? You should be ashamed of yourselves. Now, I've already called in your mothers--

Ripto: [shocked] You called my mom?!

Patrick: That's right.

Ripto: [terrified] Oh, no, Principal Patrick!

Cortex: Principal Patrick, can I ask a question?

Patrick: Okay, what?

Cortex: What's the big f***ing deal, b****?

N Gin: Yeah!

Patrick: Aah! N-Now I want to know where you heard these horrific obscenities, okay?

N Gin: Nowhere.

Ripto: Uh, we heard them from Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No a few times before.

N Gin: Yeah!

Patrick: Boys, I seriously doubt that Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No ever said, uh, "Eat penguin s***, you a**-spelunker".

Cortex, Ripto, N Gin and Kaos started laughing.

Cortex: He-he-he-he! Sweet!

The door suddenly slammed opened, and their mothers came in, not looking happy at all.

N Gin: Uh-oh.

Patrick: Thank you for coming on such short notice.

N Gin's mom: This just isn't like you, N Gin.

Kaos's mom: You neither, Kaos.

Ripto's mom: What did my son say, Principal Patrick? Did he say the S-Word?

Patrick: No, it was worse than that.

Ripto's mom: The F-Word?!

Patrick: Here's a list of the things they've been saying. Okay?

All the moms looked at the list.

N Gin's mom: Oh, dear God.

Ripto's mom: What the heck is a rim job?

Cortex's mom: Why, that's when you put your legs behind your head and have someone lick your a**.

The others stared at Cortex's mom while Ripto's mom frowned in anger and disgust at Cortex's mom.

Ripto's mom: Young man, you will tell Principal Patrick this instant where you heard all these horrible phrases!

Ripto: I--I--

N Gin: We can't tell you. We all took a sacred oath, and swore ourselves to secrecy.

Cortex: It was the Angry German Kid series.

N Gin: Cortex!

Cortex: What? F*** you, guys. I wanna get out of here.

Ripto's mom: Angry German Kid? That German boy?!

Patrick: Excuse me, what the heck is Angry German Kid?

Ripto's mom: Angry German Kid is a series made by Youtube! The Angry German Kid called Leopold Slikk and his father Harold Slikk are two very untalented actors from Germany! Nothing but foul language and toilet humor!

Patrick: Well, I guess I'll have to send a warning letter out to parents before more children see Angry German Kid.

Cortex:: Everybody's f***in' seein' it.

Cortex's mom: [angrily] Cortex!

Cortex: I'm sorry, I can't help myself: That series on Youtube has warped my fragile little mind.

N Gin's mom: Come on, N Gin. Let's go home, you're grounded for two weeks, which means no TV and no pocket money until you're ungrounded.

Kaos's mom: You too, Kaos. Let's go home, you're grounded for two weeks, which means no TV and no pocket money until you're ungrounded.

Ripto's mom: You three, Ripto. Let's go home, you're grounded for two weeks, which means no TV and no pocket money until you're ungrounded.

Cortex's mom: You four, Cortex. Let's go home, you're grounded for two weeks, which means no TV and no pocket money until you're ungrounded.

Then Cortex, Ripto, N Gin and Kaos went home with their angry mothers in disgrace, crying.

CAST

Dave as Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No

Simon as Dr Neo Cortex

Professor as Ripto

Young Guy as N Gin

Lawrence as Kaos and Ebenezer Von Clutch

Diesel as Patrick (from Spongebob Squarepants)

Kimberly as Cortex's mom

Kendra as Ripto's mom

Belle as N Gin's mom

Callie as Kaos' mom

Can you make that grounded video inspired by South Park?