The Coaster

Transcript
Gatekeeper: Step right up and ride the New York Rollercoaster!

Andy: No thanks.

Gaterkeeper: Oh, come on, you just gotta!

Andy: I'm going to pass.

Gatekeeper: Pretty please?

Andy: Okay, fine. I'll ride the New York Rollercoaster.

Gatekeeper: Great! First, just step right up here.

Andy: Alright.

(Andy steps up next to the "You Must Be This Tall to Ride" sign. Unfortunately, he's too short to ride)

Gatekeeper: Oh, nice try, you little punk! Hit the road, Tiny Tim. Next!

(A frustrated Andy walks off as a losing horn sound plays)