Someone's singing the CBeebies wash song in the pool/put the X in the Xscape

Transcript
(in his TV show voice) one, two, three, four

It's been fun to play with dirt

Getting grubby doesn't hurt

(in her TV show voice) but at the end of messy play

it's time to clean the dirt away

before I eat, I have a wash

rub a dub, splish splash splosh

this is what i always do

To wash off germs and stinky poo

soap on my fingers and in between

Make sure that they are really clean

rinse and dry

Then I'm done

a wash with CBeebies is so much fun.