Rookie kills the computer administrator and gets grounded

Characters
Rookie-Brian, Simon

Rookie's dad-Simon

Administrator-Paul

Popple-Emma

Mom Piranha (mentioned)

Plot
Rookie gets in big trouble.

Transcript
Rookie: I will download Jeopardy 2nd Edition on my computer because my dad downloaded Norton 360 on his computer.

Computer: 50 mb required. Installation will now close.

Rookie (Simon's voice): WHAT THE (BLEEP) IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T DOWNLOAD JEOPARDY 2ND EDITION!

Rookie's dad: Rookie, first of all, don't use my voice all because you can't download your game, second of all, stop yelling like that! You're going to wake up Popple!

Rookie (Simon's voice): THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO MICROSOFT HEADQUARTERS TO KILL THE MAN RESPONSIBLE FOR KEEPING ME FROM DOWNLOADING MY GAME!

(in Microsoft Headquarters)

Administrator: I'm sorry Rookie but you can't download your game because 50 mb are required and also, why do you have a gun?

Rookie (Simon's voice): SHUT UP! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! YOU STOPPED MANY PEOPLE FROM DOWNLOADING THEIR GAMES!

(censored)

Rookie (Simon's voice): THERE! THAT TAKES CARE OF IT!

Rookie's dad: Rookie, why did you kill the computer administrator?

Rookie (Simon's voice): DAD, HE WOULD NOT LET ME DOWNLOAD JEOPARDY 2ND EDITION AND YOUR COMPUTER HAD NORTON 360 INSTALLED! THAT'S WHY I HAD TO KILL HIM!

Rookie's dad: I don't care! No excuses! That's it! You are grounded grounded grounded grounded for 10 days! Room now!

Rookie (running upstairs, Simon's voice): GOD DAMN IT! I WISH I COULD SEND MOM PIRANHA TO COME AND EAT YOU!

Popple (off-screen): Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa!

Rookie's dad: Rookie, don't threaten me like that and also, you just woke up Popple!