Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens Get in Dead Meat

At the assembly, Miss Finster had an announcement.

Miss Finster: Okay, students of Third Street School. Today is behaviour card day! Anyone who gets a gold card will be going to Great State Fair. Anyone who gets a blue card will be the Principal for a Day. Anyone who gets a light blue card will be spending time on the computer at school for a day. Anyone who gets a green card will be spending the morning on the computer at school. Anyone one gets a white card will get nothing. Anyone who gets a yellow card will have detention for one hour. Anyone who gets a dark yellow card will have detention for a whole day. Anyone who gets an orange card will be suspended for two weeks, and anyone who gets a red card will be in dead meat and suspended for a whole month. Now here are your cards!

TJ Detweiler, Vince LaSSao, Spinelli, Gretchen, Mikey Blumberg and Gus Griswald had got gold cards.

TJ: Yes! Me, Vince, Spinelli, Gretchen, Mikey and Gus have got gold cards! Wahoo!

Vince: We did it!

Spinelli: This is the greatest moment of our lives!

Gretchen: Yeah, way to go!

Mikey: Yeah! Whatever that means...

Gus; We get to go to the Great State Fair!

Miss Finster: Good job, TJ, Vince, Spinelli, Gretchen, Mikey and Gus! You have been the best students ever! You can go to the Great State Fair! Go to Principal Prickly's right now!

The Ashleys had got gold cards.

Ashley A: Yay! We got gold cards!

Ashley B: How terrible!

Ashley Q: We get to do to the Great State Fair!

Ashley T: Yeah!

Ashleys: Oh, scandalous!

Miss Finster: Good going, Ashleys! You can go to the Great State Fair! Go to Principal Prickly's right now!

King Bob, Jordan, Jerome, Scribe Kid and the loyal subjects had got gold cards.

King Bob: Yay! King Bob rules! We got gold cards! Do you know what this means, guys?

Jordan: We get to go to the Great State Fair together!

Jerome: We can get candy floss and go on rides!

Scribe Kid: This is so exciting!

King Bob: That's correct! Great State Fair! Here we come!

Miss Finster: Very good, King Bob, Jordan, Jerome, Scribe Kid and all loyal subjects! You can go to the Great State Fair! Go to Principal Prickly's right now!

Randall Weems, Menlo and Barry had got gold cards.

Randall: Miss Finster! Guess what? Me, Menlo and Barry have got gold cards!

Miss Finster: Do you know what this means, Randall?

Randall: We get to go to the Great State Fair!

Menlo: Yeah, we can try out sideshows and go on rides!

Barry: And get candy floss! Yeah!

Miss Finster: That is correct, Randall! You're the best trusted spy ever! Well done, Randall, Menlo and Barry! Job well done! Now you're off to go to the Great State Fair! Go to Principal Prickly's right now!

Swinger Girl had got a gold card.

Swinger Girl: Yippee! I got a gold card! I can't wait to go to the Great State Fair!

Miss Finster: Good job, Laura Jameson! You can go to the Great State Fair! Go to Principal Prickly's right now!

Douglas, Willy, Gordy, Phil, Megan, Judy, Lily, Bradley and Timmy Milton had got gold cards.

Douglas: Yippee! Me, Willy, Gordy, Phil, Megan, Judy, Lily, Bradley and Timmy Milton have got gold cards!

Gordy: This is so great!

Phil: That was awesome! I'm the best Woodchuck Scout ever!

Willy: This is great!

CAST

Wiseguy as Miss Finster, Principal Prickly and Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)

Eric as TJ Detweiler, King Bob, Randall Weems, Paul

Paul as Vince LaSSao, Menlo, Douglas, Gordy,

Julie as Spinelli

Amy as Gretchen Grundler and Ashley Boulet

Joey as Mikey Blumberg, Jordan, Barry, Joey

Evil Genius/David/Zack as Gus Griswald

Emma as Ashley Armbruster

Allison as Ashley Quinlan

Salli as Ashley Tomassian

Steven as Jerome

Brian as Scribe Kid

Princess as Swinger Girl