Ken the Emo's wife gets Pregnant

Cast

 * as Rachel
 * as Ken the Emo
 * Dallas as Doctor Dallas
 * Ivy as Ivy Smith

Transcript
Rachel: Ow (x30)!

Ken the Emo: Sweetheart, what's wrong?

Rachel: I am now having baby, and it's coming!

Ken the Emo: Boys and Salli, the baby is coming, get in the car, the have to rush to the hospital and take your wives with you!

Kosta Karatzovalis: OK, I'm gonna tell my parents now!

(At the Hospital)

Ken the Emo: Doctor, is my wife okay!

Doctor Dallas: Yes, She is in labor! Rachel, all you have to do is to push (x25)!

Rachel: Shut up, I'm trying, Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (The baby pops out) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Doctor Dallas: I can see the baby! it's out!

(Doctor Dallas grab the baby gently)

Doctor Dallas: Congratulations, it's a girl, what would you like to name her!

Rachel: Yes, I'll called her Samantha!

Ken the Emo: That was a good name! Welcome to the Family little girl!

Rachel: Isn't she precious!

Doctor Dallas : Be right good, I'm gonna tell the Metal Punks for some good news!

Eric the Punk: I think Rachel is going to be okay!

Paul the Mosh: I hope so, I've been waiting for our new baby!

(The Doctor Dallas comes in)

Kosta Karatzovalis: Doctor, is Ken's wife alright!

Doctor Dallas: Yes, you can look at the new baby!

Ken the Emo: Hey Boys, Salli, and wives, meet our new baby girl, Samantha!

Kosta Karatzovalis: Aw, she is so cute!

Eric the Punk: She is amazing!

Paul the Mosh: She is awesome!

Brian the Headbanger: She is beautiful!

Joey the Metal: She is wonderful!

Salli the Popstar: She is hamdsome!

Yvoone: I agree with Salli and the Boys!

Alexandria: Me too!

Charley: Me three!

Rosanne: Me four!

(The baby is laughing, but Ivy Smith pops in with disbelief)

Ivy Smith: Oh, she is so Ivy Smith!

(The music plays stops playing)

(The new baby Samantha started crying with baby crying sound effect)

Ken the Emo: Ivy Smith you called the baby stupid OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ivy Smith: But you guys, I want it a better baby boy, because Eric and David are troublemakers!

Salli the Popstar: I don't care if is a backstory!

Kosta Karatzovalis: That's it we are taking you home now!

(At The Smiths' house)

Diesel Smith: There you are Ivy, were have you been and why are you crying. Plus, why is the Metal Punks doing here! But wait, it's that a new baby!

Ken the Emo: Yes, her name is Samantha! But apparently, your daughter Ivy called my daughter stupid at the Hospital!

(Dramatic bert music plays)

Diesel Smith: OH (x40)! IVY, HOW DARE YOU CALLED THE BABY SHOW, YOU ARE VERY UNGREATFUL, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!

Kate Smith: That's it, your grounded (x12) for 40,000,000 years!

Diesel Smith: This means no Barney and Friends, no PBS Kids shows, no Nick Jr Shows, no Disney Juniors, no visiting to Grandma's house, no ice cream, no playtime, no toys, no dolls, no more watching the Save-Ums because the Metal Punks hates that show, no pizza, no teddy bears, no life, and further more!

Kate Smith: Now go to your room and think about what you have done!

Ivy Smith: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I hope the Save-Ums beat you up, Metal Punks!.

Kosta Karatzovalis: Shut up Ivy, *beep* you, we hate the Save-Ums!

Ken the Emo: Don't worry Samantha, that mean looking Ivy Smith has been sent to your room getting grounded, here, I will give you your milke bottle!

(Samantha chews her milk bottle)

(The End)