Bert's Shirt Shop

Transcript
(A lady walks into a store called Bert's Shirt Shop)

Kurt: Welcome to Bert's Shirt Shop! We're the best stop for all types of tops! My name's Kurt. Can I help you shop?

Kendra: Hi, Kurt. Drop the small talk. Have you got girls' short shirts? This fall weather seems too hot for me.

Kurt: Ah, you're looking for the popular "Bert's Shirt Shop Crop Tops". Fear not! We have a lot, and on Thursdays, shirts sell for a third off.

Kendra: I'm shocked at the thought of third-off crop tops. Kurt, you can blurt all the shirt talk you've got, if the long and short of your words is that Bert's Shirts have dropped costs.

Kurt: I'm glad that you reversed your thoughts on the worth of my prior shot at stirring up some shirt sales small talk. Now, to go from "will buy" to "bought", the discount cost of these top notch crop tops comes to thirty-nine bucks a pop.

Kendra: Thirty-nine even after a third-off price chop? I scoff at the thought of incurring that financial hurt from the purchase of a cut-off shirt, even if it's from a shop like Bert's! I could get dropped off at the worst docks and find a jerk hawking decent Bangkok knock-offs at dirt cheap shirt costs!

Kurt: Look, we can't stop offshore counterfeit shirt shlock, nor can we make cheap product for huge profit like a major corporate big box. Bert's Shirt Shop is just an employee-owned, mom-and-pop co-op trotting out the finest hand-wrought crop tops! If you think that makes us worse off, then turn that dotted skirt around and walk.

(By now, Kendra has gotten tired of all this wordplay that she and Kurt are unintentionally using. She decides to switch the conversation)

Kendra: Do you sell pants?

Kurt: No.