The Origin Of Fat Paillou

(At Mcdonald’s)

Paillou: 20 French Fries, 9 Big Macs, 79 Chicken Nuggets, 45 Cheeseburgers, And That’s All.

Cashier: OK. The Price Will Be 934$. You Ordered All The Food.

Coris: That Took You 36 Minutes To Order. Holy Crap!

Cashier: Here’s Your Meal Coris.

Coris: Oh, Thank You.

Cashier: Paillou, Your Meal Is Out Back Since It Won’t Fit In The Restaurant.

(Paillou Runs Outside. His Gigantic Meal Is There)

Paillou: Holy. Freaking. S**t. There Is So Much Food. I’m Going To Eat It All.

(10 Hours Later)

(Paillou Is Now Super Fat)

Paillou: Well, S**t. I Got Fat. Oh My God. What Am I Going To Do?

Coris: Paillou, It Is Time To Go Home Now. OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH! PAILLOU! HOW DARE YOU GET SO FAT! YOU ARE NOW THE NEW FAT CAILLOU! THAT’S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 234352736372637 YEARS! GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!

Paillou: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!