Elijah's mom misbehaves at Dairy Queen

Characters
Elijah-Brian, Simon

Elijah's mom-Ivy, Kidaroo

Elijah's dad-Simon, Scary Voice, Ivy

Clerk-Dallas, Steven

News Anchor-Salli

Jack-Eric

Kimberly-herself

Thomas (mentioned)

DeLorean-Joey

Kumi-Kimberly

Elijah's grandfather-Lawrence, Wiseguy

Innocent victim (mentioned, I'm 100% sure her name is Lily)

Kendra (mentioned)

Plot
Elijah's mom doesn't get what she wants again.

Transcript
Elijah: Hey Dad?

Elijah's dad: What is it Elijah?

Elijah: Can I go to Dairy Queen?

Elijah's dad: Yes but your mother can't come.

Elijah's mom: What? Is this some kind of joke?

Elijah's dad: Ivy, this isn't a joke! The last time we went there, you gave the girl who ordered the last Oreo blizzard a wedgie and stripped her down to her underwear! Her mother almost sued us!

Elijah's mom: But Diesel and Elijah, I promise I will do better.

Elijah (Simon's voice): Fine but this will come out of your allowance!

(at Dairy Queen)

Clerk: What can I get you?

Elijah: I'll have a hamburger and Sprite.

Elijah's dad: I'll have a cheeseburger and a Mountain Dew.

Elijah's mom: I want 20 chicken nuggets, large fries a Coke and an Oreo blizzard.

Clerk: Sorry, there are no more Oreo blizzards left but you can have a rainbow cake blizzard instead.

Elijah's mom: What? I know I see that on the menu!

Elijah (Simon's voice): He is offering you a rainbow cake blizzard because there are no more Oreo blizzards left!

Elijah's mom (Kidaroo's voice): WHAT? THERE'S NO HELL ON EARTH THAT THERE OUT OF (BLEEP) OREO BLIZZARDS!

Elijah's dad: Ivy, keep it down and watch your language! You are yelling in a restaurant!

Elijah's mom (Kidaroo's voice): SAYS THE MAN WHO IS CHUBBY AND 600 POUNDS AND DISGRACE OF A MAN! HA HA HA HA HA!

Elijah (Simon's voice): Oh no! How dare you insult my grandfather who is also your father? The one who raised you, paid for you, fed you and loved you! Now I am so offended!

Elijah's dad: I agree with your son Ivy! If you act like this again, I'm not taking you to Dairy Queen!

Elijah's mom (Kidaroo's voice): I DON'T CARE!

(she takes off her clothes revealing her bikini)

Elijah (Simon's voice): STOP IT!

Elijah's mom (Kidaroo's voice): THAT'S IT! I'M DESTROYING DAIRY QUEEN!

(censored)

Elijah's dad (Scary Voice): OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH! IVY YOU JUST DESTROYED DAIRY QUEEN! I AM SO UPSET WITH YOU! (normal voice) Let's go home before the cops see us!

(in car)

Elijah's mom: I'm sorry.

Elijah's dad: Excuse me? I'm sorry? I don't want to hear (Ivy's voice) I'm sorry! (normal voice) You just destroyed Dairy Queen! I'm so fed up with you! Not only that, but you also killed six employees in the kitchen! Also, you're wearing your bikini!

Elijah's mom: Can we at least go back to Dairy Queen and get 20 chicken nuggets, large fries, a Coke and a rainbow cake blizzard?

Elijah's dad: No! It's too late! You blew it! We're still going home as fast as we can so we won't get in trouble by the peelers!

Elijah (Simon's voice): What are peelers Dad?

Elijah's dad: That's another way of saying the police! Anyways, when we go home, we will watch the news to find out what you just did!

(at home)

Elijah's dad: Oh yeah! You're definitely standing!

Elijah's mom: Don't tell me what to do!

Elijah's dad (Scary Voice): OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT! THAT'S IT! YOU ARE GOING TO BE GROUNDED EVEN MORE! SO STAND... RIGHT... NOW!

Elijah's mom: Okay, okay, fine. I'm standing.

Elijah's dad: Good!

(news begins)

News Anchor: Good afternoon. My name is Scootatoo Dash. If you want to know what's different about me, I got my old voice back because some people may make fun of me if my voice is Brian while reporting the news. Anyways, a mother named Ivy freaked out and destroyed Dairy Queen. With me is Jack Walters. Jack, can you hear me?

Jack: Yes I can hear you loud and clear. I'm standing in front of the destroyed Dairy Queen and I guarantee you my daughter Kendra likes going there. With me is the clerk of Dairy Queen who is one of the Koopa Bros. Tell me your name and how were you hired here?

Clerk (Steven's voice): My name is Coin Bro. I was forced by my parents to work here all because I kept getting grounded a lot. Also, my voice is Steven because I'm nervous.

Jack: I see that but tell me what happened.

Clerk (Steven's voice): Well it's a story that will give me nightmares. A father, a mother and their son walk into Dairy Queen and the mother orders 20 chicken nuggets, large fries, a Coke and an Oreo Blizzard. There were no more Oreo Blizzards so I offered her a rainbow cake blizzard instead. Then she got mad and tried to engage her son. Her husband said, "Stop it" but she wouldn't listen. Then, she went on a rampage and destroyed Dairy Queen. She also stripped down to her bikini.

Jack: I see that Coin Bro. With me is another mother who witnessed this incident, Kimberly Russo. Kimberly, tell me what happened.

Kimberly: Whoever you are Ivy, you just gave my son Thomas PTSD! Now he's in the hospital and can't speak because of you! Your husband is going to have to pay a $1000 hospital bill!

Elijah's dad: What? That's more than the price of our home! Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! You are in big trouble!

Jack: Thank you Mrs. Russo. With me are two more victims: DeLorean and his girlfriend Kumi. Tell me what happened.

DeLorean: Well my girlfriend and I were about to have lunch at Dairy Queen when this mother went out of control.

Jack: What would you do if you saw someone acting like that?

Kumi: I would give them a belt beating.

Scootatoo: More news after the break.

(news ends)

Elijah's dad: Ivy, I can't belive we have to pay a hospital bill worth of $1000 and $500 due to the damages of the destroyed Dairy Queen! Also, discipline, belt beating. I'm starting to have an idea.

Elijah's mom: No no no no no no no!

Elijah's grandfather: I just heard my daughter was all over the news.

Elijah (Simon's voice): Oops, I forgot! She insulted you as well! She called you chubby, 600 pounds and disgrace of a man!

Elijah's grandfather (Wiseguy's voice): OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH! TIME FOR THE BELT BEATING!

(censored)

Elijah's mom: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! That hurts!

Elijah's dad: I don't care! Now go to your room!

Elijah's mom (running upstairs): Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!