The Rockland Family Episode 4: Joey Starts A 9/11 Sized Rampage All Over GoAnimate City And Gets Sent To Mental People's Home/The Fall Of The Rockland Family

Cast

 * Joey as himself
 * Steven
 * Allison
 * Kimberly as Hongmao and Tina
 * Eric as Gfourtx

Transcript

 * Hongmao: We are entering this program with some breaking news flash! A series of deadliest 9/11 sized terrorist attacks and rampages have struck GoAnimate City. 999 quadrillion people died and 990 quadrillion people were injured. We will have some interviews with the eyewitnesses!
 * Tom Sawyer: My friends and I were having lunch at Burger King at the food court and suddenly the bombs went off! Thank God, we didn't get hurt! My friends and I heard screaming, panicking and crying from families! I was so scared for my life and friends' lives! We know who did this! It was Joey Rockland! He's the one who planted the bomb into the GoAnimate City Omega Mall and exploded it after 10 minutes and carried out a massive series of deadliest 9/11 sized terrorist attacks and rampages all over GoAnimate City. We have to run as fast as we could!
 * Elephant012: I was walking into the Nintendo store to look at Fire Emblem merchandise and suddenly, I saw Joey Rockland walking into the Disney store planning to bomb the whole entire GoAnimate City Omega Mall! I have to run as fast as I could! And Joey Rockland, if you are watching this, you have severely injured several of my classmates and now you're gonna have to pay all of the hospital bills! I hate you, Joey Rockland!
 * Gfourtx: Well, I was going to the FUNimation store to look at some FUNimation VHS, DVDs and Blu-rays, Dragon Ball Z toys, t shirts, bed sheets, stickers, lunch boxes, and backpacks and suddenly, I heard Shreeky walking outside the Nintendo store planning to bomb the whole entire GoAnimate City Omega Mall! I was so extremely scared for my life! I saw over 990 quadrillion people having oxygen masks hooked onto their faces and being put onto spinal boards for a long time, and about 999 quadrillion people died and whole entire families have been completely wiped out! And it's all your fault Joey Rockland! If you are watching this, you and your family will have to be paying a bill to repair the whole entire GoAnimate City Omega Mall with the worth of $998 trillion!!
 * Steven: [off-screen 980% louder] What?! That will take forever to get all of that money!! Oh!! (X30) Steven, you're in so much trouble!
 * Gfourtx: You will also receive a restraining order from a police officer any minute!
 * Male Japanese Police Officer: This is Corporal Hiroshi Akiyama of the GoAnimate City Police Department! I'm here to inform Shreeky that she needs to pay every hospital bill on those people! Into the parents of Shreeky, you'll be paying $5,000 for each person's hospital bill, including $998 quadrillion to repair the whole GoAnimate City Omega Mall!!
 * Steven: [off-screen 1000% louder] OH! (X40) JOEY, WE CANNOT BELIEVE WE HAVE TO PAY $5,000 FOR EACH PERSON'S HOSPITAL BILL!!
 * Male Japanese Police Officer: This is all your fault, Joey Rockland!! You're the one who bombed the GoAnimate City Omega Mall!! And to Shreeky's parents, if you don't pay all these hospital bills until the 20th anniversary Lilo and Stich on June 21st, 2022, your daughter will be sent to maximum military security prison and you'll be getting a restraining order from the GoAnimate City Omega Mall once after it repairs! If you go 1,000 feet near the GoAnimate City Omega Mall, your daughter will be sent to maximum military security prison! You should ground your daughter, Shreeky and send her to Mental People's Home in Madison, Wisconsin because this is the worst act of terrorism she has ever done! This is even 100 trillion times worse than the 9/11 attacks!! That's all I have to say!! So goodbye forever and never come back!!!
 * Lantu: We will be right back with some interviews with the families after this 5 minute commercial break.
 * [Joey Rockland began crying as his dad began violently screaming, shouting and yelling at him extremely mega loudly as the screen turned red and started shaking after watching the news]
 * Steven: [In Wiseguy's voice 5000% louder] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY F***ING GOD!!!! JOEY ROCKLAND!!!! WHAT THE F***ING BLOODY HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!! ARE YOU F***ING RETARDED AND F***ING HIGH?!!!!!! HOW F***ING DARE YOU BOMB THE GOANIMATE CITY OMEGA MALL, THE GOANIMATE OMEGA CINEMAS AND THE GOANIMATE OMEGA HIGH SCHOOL AND WENT ON A DEADLIEST 9/11 SIZED RAMPAGE ALL OVER GOANIMATE CITY, KILLING OVER 999 QUADRILLION PEOPLE, COMPLETELY DESTROYING WHOLE ENTIRE FAMILIES!!!!!!!!!! THAT DOES IT!!!! MISS, COME OVER HERE AND SEE WHAT OUR EXTREMELY RETARDED SON DID!!!!!
 * Allison: [4995% louder] JOEY ROCKLAND, WHAT THE F***ING HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!! ARE YOU F***ING RETARDED AND F***ING HIGH?!! OH MY F***ING GOD!!!
 * Tina: I'm here to collect Joey Rockland! We will go inside and pack all of your Call of Duty, Medal of Honor, Battlefield, Counterstrike, Rayman, Watchdogs, Grand Theft Auto, FUNimation, Star Wars, SpongeBob SqaurePants, The Fairly OddParents, Jimmy Neutron, Chalkzone, Rugrats, All Grown Up, Rocket Power, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, Animaniacs, Looney Tunes, Hanna Barbera and Powerpuff Girls stuff up and send to London, United Kingdom and will destroy all of your other stuffs as well!