The Henry and June rules the world celebration

The Henry and June rules the world celebration. Will be live at Northampton, featuring Mr neezer as the guest announcer, with an audience of oscar actors, tv and video game characters. With dominique celebrating the tribute.

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Mr. Neezer: Live from the Town of Northampton, it's the Henry and June rules the world celebration, (title: THE HENRY & JUNE RULES THE WORLD CELEBRATION) celebrating all songs by Henry and June, it's about Henry and June who will become a famous star in the world, with people from the red carpet, there's pa grape, on the hand, Roy Firestone, From richard scarry, it's Lily bunny, with Michelle keegan, that's unikitty, with actor patrick stewart, there's Jodie Whittaker, with huey, dewey and louie. from all over, people have gathered here at the royal and derngate theatre, to pay a tribute for fantastic, fun, and entertainment, and now, Ladies & Gentlemen, boys & girls, all the animal creatures in the entire world. It's the guest stars, joining on stage are, Steve martin, Phyllis George, Zayn, Lolly, A-Teens, S club junior, Rose Byrne, cbeebies presenters Pui Fan Lee, Sidney Salone, Chris Jarvis, Sue Monroe and Nicole Davis, Jason Donovan, Ronan Keating and Harriet Scott, Joe Namath, Lilah Parsons, Kat shoob, Phillip schofield and holly Willoughby, Emma bunton, Denise van outen, Hugh jackman, Freddie Flintoff, Cuba Goodling Jr, Ricky gervais, and JB gill. please welcome to our new host, the brain who wears glasses who speaks, is Dominique Mcnoggin!

(Everybody applausing to Dominique mcnoggin, who is wearing a black dress)

Dominique Mcnoggin: Good evening ladies & gentlemen. tonight we are a guess to make a tribute to the Henry and June album soundtracks. Right? Good. so as we begin, Henry & June wants to know how you all feel about that. See? We believe that they will become the famous star in our galaxy. So, you see fellas, this here iS the album for the CD songs by Henry and June. As a result. Henry and June were singing all 13 albums including few of the other songs. It's very nice to see them to meet other children.

Slimer: Yeah! Me too.

Dominique Mcnoggin: Slimer and I decided to tell you that we've believe that they will become the star in this place. So, as we were trying to say in here, ladies and gentlemen. Can you forget about something what we supposed to do?

Everybody: Yes.

Dominique Mcnoggin: Thank you.

(Everybody applausing again)

Dominique Mcnoggin: Now to be continued with Henry & June sing alongs and books and other stuffs. At least I told you about what's going on in your plans.

Slimer: That's right, Dominique.

Dominique Mcnoggin: You got it, Slimer. So that case. Which does makes more sense of it. For all the years Henry and June considered about the feels about what's happening in town. When it's likely to be free. What's making you think about their celebrations with Henry & June? It's absolutety right about that. Come on people. I Know you can do it right quickly fellas.

Slimer: Think.

Dominique Mcnoggin. That's right, Think.

Winnie-the-Pooh: Like when you're think think think about something to eat is a pot of Honey.

Everybody: Yeah! Honey!

Dominique Mcnoggin: That's right Pooh and you are have the rules the world of celebration of the Henry and June special.

Porky Pig: Uh-buh-Uh-buh-Uh-buh-Uh what you're thinking about Henry and June CD albums?

Dominique Mcnoggin: Henry and June's CD Albums are the songs from KaBlam. they sing the Cbeebies wash song. That's what we heard about.

Slimer: You got it.

Dominique Mcnoggin: so without further ado, let's get the celebration started with their first song, thinking of me.

(everybody applaused again)

Henry & June: Thank you everybody.

Henry: Good evening, my name is Henry. and here is my best friend June.

Man: Yay! Henry and June!

Henry: And now the rules the world celebration will begin in the moment.

June: That's right! and we will announced this song, Thinking of Me.

Henry: Yep. and here's our song.

(Everybody applaused)

Henry & June: Wintertime in London, are you making plans? Are you still rocking Converse with your old Ray Bans If you're sitting in the places that we use to be Or if you're somewhere listening to Bob Marley Then I know that you're somewhere thinking of me Do you still pick up the seashells on that pebble beach? Remember when that crab came up and pinched your feet When that old guy gave us all those drinks for free Do you still get knocked down by that Bacardi Breeze? Then I know that you're somewhere thinking of me Oh yes, you are Then I know that you're somewhere thinking of me Oh, ooh, yeah, no point regretting that it didn't last No point regretting that it went so fast Time that we had was like sand in our hands But when I look behind, I'm so glad that you were mine I remember taking you home on that 86 Standing in your doorway where we use to kiss Then your dad came out and chased me down the street If you remember just how scared I use to be Then I know that you're somewhere thinking of me I know, wherever you go That you'll be thinking about me now I know, wherever you go That you'll be thinking about me Bumped into Irene down in Waterloo She told me that you got yourself somebody new She said you musta like him 'cause he's, oh, so nice But I remember that you like a pinch of spice, well I I know, wherever you go That you'll be thinking about me now I know, wherever you go That you'll be thinking about me now I know, wherever you go That you'll be thinking about me now I know, wherever you go That you'll be thinking about me now

(everybody applaused again)

Mr. Neezer: Ladies and gentlemen, please thank you for coming to the music concert.

Dominique Mcnoggin: That's right fellas. Let's give it up for their next song to sing real gone kid!

(Everybody applauses)

Henry: And I'd tear out the pages

Henry and June: That I've got in these books

Henry: Just to find you some words

Henry and June: Just to get some reward

June: And I'll show you all the photographs

Henry and June: That I ever got took

June: I'll play you old 45's

Henry and June: That now mean nothing to me And you're a real gone kid

Henry: And maybe now baby

June: Maybe now baby Maybe now baby

Henry: Maybe now baby Maybe now baby

Henry and June: Maybe now baby I'll do what I should have did

June: Now I've stood on your shadow

Henry and June: And I've watched it grow

June: And it's shaken and it's driven me

Henry and June: And let me know Let me know let me know let me know

Henry: About all the old 45s

Henry and June: And the paperback rooms

Henry: And it's scattered all the photographs Of summers and suns

Henry and June: And you're a real gone kid

June: And maybe now baby

Henry: Maybe now baby Maybe now baby

June: Maybe now baby Maybe now baby Maybe now baby

Henry and June: I'll do what I should have did Cause you're a real Gone Kid

(everybody applauses)

Mr. Neezer: Everybody give up the rest of the crew.

(everybody applauses)

Dominique Mcnoggin: and now Ladies and Gentlemen. let's do it to it. Because it's a pleasure, to introduce the first guest whose someone who's on the muppet show, to talk about how Henry and June becomes the star.

Slimer: you got it, miss Lloyd in Space girl.

Dominique mcnoggin: so, please welcome the man who is the guest star on the muppet show, Mr Steve Martin!

(Everybody applauses)

Steve Martin: Thank you Dominique, And good evening folks. I heard about what's going on with Henry & June.

Everybody: Yes we all heard about it.

Steve Martin: All right, just making sure about it. So anyways, if the only things you wanted to have fun is the play other toys and games or read comic books or watcher that is or not. let me think about it. Or it might so. Yep. And for that, you give it up so we can figure it out what's something new about it. Well it should be the ones who introduces themselves as they could do and when it's time.

Everybody: Yeah!

Steve Martin: But why should it takes a whole bunch of things?

Everybody: Because we do.

Steve Martin: Exactly. Good answer, people.

(Everybody applausing)

Steve Martin: Thank you. From now on will have something to work for. You see? That's why i'm trying you. Henry and June, sing dimelo, by rak su, make it so

Henry and June: thanks Steve.

(Audience applauds)

Henry: It's great to see you again, everybody. So you know about what is the life.

June: When it's good for your body to feel it like it's moving around like a wheel chair.

2 kids: Yeah!

Henry: that's right, and now, here's our song, Dimelo by Rak Su.

June: but first, we must change into our voice and boxing outfits, we won't be long.

(Audience applauses)

Oh, you got my heart beating rápido You got the boom like your name's J'Lo You got them hips like Shakira Smile like Camila Got me feeling Latino

Dimelo, dimelo, dimelo Dimelo, dimelo, dimelo You got them hips like Shakira Smile like Camila Got me feeling Latino

[Henry] We were, two stepping on the dance floor And now ya, still telling me you want more Podemos bailar 'till ya feet sore Tengo a few moves at a top drawer (aye) I grab your hand, we start to step (aye) We salsa dance and move correct (aye) She got me in deep like a scuba (woo) I'm telling she hotter than Cuba

[Henry & June:] The way you move, the way you move Makes me wanna get close to you I had to Whatsapp my amigos She moving like she from Puerto Rico

[June] Oh, you got my heart beating rápido You got the boom like your name's J'Lo You got them hips like Shakira Smile like Camila Got me feeling Latino

Dimelo, dimelo, dimelo Dimelo, dimelo, dimelo You got them hips like Shakira Smile like Camila Got me feeling Latino

[Henry] Shakira, Shakira Still no fighting tonight Wanna be startin' something, guilty feet ain't got no rhythm That's George Michael moonwalking with Michael Jackson Rihanna she give me wild thoughts Baby take off like planes at Heathrow Airport Figure 8 make man take bait I never really knew that she could dance like this

[Henry & June:] The way you move, the way you move Makes me wanna get close to you I had to Whatsapp my amigos She moving like she from Puerto Rico

[Henry:] Oh, you got my heart beating rápido You got the boom like your name's J'Lo You got them hips like Shakira Smile like Camila Got me feeling Latino

Dimelo, dimelo, dimelo Dimelo, dimelo, dimelo You got them hips like Shakira Smile like Camila Got me feeling Latino

[June:] Pulled up, turning up and it was you that I saw Mamacita, nice to meet ya, started dancing some more Back to the table couple drinks we're just gonna pour Then I whisper in her ear, "I've never seen you before" Your body like an hourglass and now an hour pass (hey) And now it's getting dark, how about we just leave this bar We can reach the stars, places new, that's my task Me and you can go cruising see some blues up in my car

[Henry & June:] The way you move, the way you move Makes me wanna get close to you I had to Whatsapp my amigos She moving like she from Puerto Rico

[All:] Oh, you got my heart beating rápido You got the boom like your name's J'Lo You got them hips like Shakira Smile like Camila Got me feeling Latino

Dimelo, dimelo, dimelo Dimelo, dimelo, dimelo You got them hips like Shakira Smile like Camila Got me feeling Latino

Oh, it's a party Oh, it's survival Oh, it's a party Oh, it's survival, oh

You got them hips like Shakira Smile like Camila Got me feeling Latino

(applause)

Mr. Neezer: Uh-Oh it's the little punkers from berlin.

Amadues: We are the little punks from berlin town...

(audience booing at the four little punks from berlin)

(The 2 mens take the four little punks out of the concert)

Steve Martin: Woah, that's kinda weird you know? It's all little punks fault. the four should be ashamed on themselves.

Dominique mcnoggin: that's right, Steve Martin, ladies and gentlemen!

(Audience cheers)

Dominique mcnoggin: now it's time for me, to have a break, but don't worry, i'll be back, and in 15 minutes, henry and june will sing more songs.

(Audience applauses)

(15 commercial breaks)

(Back to the Show again)

(Audience applauses)

Dominique mcnoggin: Welcome back to the Henry and June rules the world celebration, our next guest is a group of CBeebies presenters, which is two boys and three girls, who were about to talk about how Henry and June sings the CBeebies wash song.

(Dominique mcnoggin brings out the group 5 people)

Dominique Mcnoggin: from the Cbeebies channel, Pui Fan Lee, Chris Jarvis, Sue Monroe, Sid Salone, and Nicole Davis.

(audience applauses)

Pui Fan Lee: Okay, now let's begin and talk about henry and june.

Chris Jarvis: So tonight it's going to be super easy in here.

Sue Monroe: Always approved a positive.

Sid Salone: And we're going to show you a song.

Nicole Davis: It's called the Cbeebies wash song by Henry and June.

(audience applauses)

Henry: One, Two, Three, Four

It's been fun to play with dirt

Getting grubby doesn't hurt

June: but at the end of messy play

Henry and June: it's time to clean the dirt away

June: Before I eat, I have a wash

Henry: rub a dub, splish splash splosh

Henry and June: This is what i always do

To wash off germs and stinky poo

Henry: Soap on my fingers and in between

Make sure that they are really clean

June: Rinse and dry

Then I'm done

Henry and June: A wash with CBeebies is so much fun.

(audience applause)

Goofy: AYUCK HAHAHAHAHAHOO! this song makes me tickles

Donald Duck: Ah Phooey.

Dominique mcnoggin: and now we begin in our next song.

Slimer: Which means...

Dominique mcnoggin: which means it's gonna be come back and stay, this includes Courtney, gwen and heather, as backup.

Steve Martin: Yep Exactly Dominique.

Dominique Mcnoggin: Thanks mr. Martin. But first, Now introduce the little creatures is the three blind mices.

(audience booing except for Dominique, slimer, steve martin, henry, june, mr neezer, and the 5 guys)

Three blind mices: three blind mices, three blind mices, we are mices, we are mices.

Steve Martin: Woahwoahwoah, sorry you 3.

(Audience laughs)

Henry: wowzers, these mices are awesome

June: you said it, and now, here's our song, come back and stay, this also includes Courtney, gwen and heather as backup.

Steve Martin: Now let's continued again. Let's listen to Henry and June, singing come back and stay, and aside from that, it will include three girls from total drama, Courtney, gwen and heather, as backup singers.

(The Cleveland Show song starts)

Cleveland Brown: My name is Cleveland Brown and I am proud to be right back in my hometown with my new family. There's old friends and new friends and even a bear. Through good times and bad times it's true love we share. And so I found a place Where everyone will know My happy mustache face This is The Cleveland Show! Haha!

Dominique mcnoggin: Um, Mr. Brown, what do you think you're doing in here?

Everybody: Yeah! what the hell are you doing in this place?!

Slimer: Yeah! Why?!

Cleveland Brown: Well, um. You see, henry and june were about to sing come back and stay.

Steve Martin: Okay let's try again. here's the 3 girls Courtney gwen and heather as backup singers, and here's cody and sierra, with team chris is really really really really hot and team victory.

(audience applause)

Courtney: Thank you boys and girls. Tonight it's going to be famous a lot.

Gwen: Yep and we will all do a song contest.

Heather: And what's new is the most likely singing. now let's sing.

(audience applause)

Henry: Since you've been gone I shut my eyes and I fantasize That you're here with me Will you ever return? I won't be satisfied 'Till you're by my side Don't wait any longer, come back

Courtney, Gwen and Heather: Why don't you come back? Please hurry, why don't you come back? Please hurry

Henry: Come back and stay for good this time Come back and stay for good this time

June: You said goodbye I was trying to hide what I felt inside Until you passed me by You said you'd return You said that you'd be mine 'Till the end of time Well don't wait any longer

Courtney, Gwen and Heather: Why don't you come back? Please hurry, why don't you come back? Please hurry

Henry and June: Come back and stay for good this time Come back and stay for good this time Since you've been gone Opened my eyes and I realize What we had together Will you ever return? I'll have you change your mind If you won't stay mine just love me forever Love me forever

Courtney, Gwen and Heather: Why don't you come back? Please hurry, why don't you come back? Please hurry, why don't you come back? Please hurry, why don't you come back? Please hurry

Henry and June: Just come back and stay for good this time Come back and stay for good this time Come back and stay for good this time Come back and stay for good this time Don't ever leave What if, everything, everything we had together

(audience applause)

Dominique mcnoggin: We'll be right back for our show after this break

(15 commercial breaks)

(audience applause)

Dominique mcnoggin: Welcome back to another celebration of Henry and June rules the world. the next guest is Joe namath, who follows H and J, for their sports for whatever they want to play in summertime, then unikitty who can sing i can be your friend with puppycorn and the gang.

(audience applause)

Mr. Neezer: Okay Boys and Girls it's time for a game time on the arcade is Joe Namath who follows Henry and June for their sports for whatever they want to play in summertime. Okay here's the quiz, step 1 help joe follow Henry and June when they're playing in summertime. Over to you, Joe.

Joe Namath: Thanks, Mr. Neezer. and I was trying to follow Henry and June for their sports whatever they want to play in the summertime. Now let me find how to find them. Now, where are they yet?

Mr. Neezer: Not yet, Joe don't worry. you'll find them anyway!

Joe Namath: I promise.

Mr. Neezer: Good. Keep trying buddy! I know you can find them!

Joe Namath: Okay i will find them!

Mr. Neezer: Joe is searching to find them when they are playing in the summertime.

Joe Namath: Almost find them! I think I found them! Yes! I did found them!

Mr. Neezer: Good job, Joe.

Joe Namath: I can hear them playing table tennis and badminton.

Mr. Neezer: listen.

Joe Namath: Yes! I heard them!

(Audience applauses)

Henry & June: Thanks Joe!

Joe Namath: You're Welcome my sweet 2 of you children!

Mr. Neezer: and that's it for the game of joe finds Henry and June!

(Audience applauses)

(15 Commercial Breaks)

(Audience applauses)

Dominique Mcnoggin: Welcome back to the Henry and June rules the world celebration. And tonight is about when somebody is lonely about just like Eeyore.

Eeyore: Just like me.

Dominique mcnoggin: yes, please welcome, phyllis George.

(Audience applauses)

Phyllis George: Greetings my friends, I had an announcement that Stephen Hawking has died at the age of 76. he was an English theoretical physicist, cosmologist, author and Director of Research at the Centre for Theoretical Cosmology within the University of Cambridge. His scientific works included a collaboration with Roger Penrose on gravitational singularity theorems in the framework of general relativity and the theoretical prediction that black holes emit radiation, often called Hawking radiation. Hawking was the first to set out a theory of cosmology explained by a union of the general theory of relativity and quantum mechanics. He was a vigorous supporter of the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics. Hawking was an Honorary Fellow of the Royal Society of Arts (FRSA), a lifetime member of the Pontifical Academy of Sciences, and a recipient of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, the highest civilian award in the United States. In 2002, Hawking was ranked number 25 in the BBC's poll of the 100 Greatest Britons. He was the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge between 1979 and 2009 and achieved commercial success with works of popular science in which he discusses his own theories and cosmology in general. His book, A Brief History of Time, appeared on the British Sunday Times best-seller list for a record-breaking 237 weeks. Hawking had a rare early-onset slow-progressing form of motor neurone disease (also known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis and Lou Gehrig's disease), that gradually paralysed him over the decades. Even after the loss of his speech, he was still able to communicate through a speech-generating device, initially through use of a hand-held switch, and eventually by using a single cheek muscle. we miss him.

(Audience applauses)

Dominique mcnoggin: aw, that's sad, i like it when he guest stars himself on the simpsons, anyways, here's a sad song

Phyllis George: that's right, Let's listen to Henry and June, who's going to sing golden slumbers by elbow.

(Audience applauses)

Henry & June: Once there was a way, To get back homeward. Once there was a way To get back home. Sleep, pretty darling, Do not cry And I will sing a lullaby. Golden slumbers, Fill your eyes Smiles await you when you rise Sleep pretty darling Do not cry And I will sing a lullaby. Once there was a way To get back homeward Once there was a way To get back home Sleep, pretty darling Do not cry And I will sing a lullaby.

(Audience applauses)

Nelson: HAHA!

Maggie: SHHH!

Dominique mcnoggin: now their next song for Mr hawking's death, stay another day, henry will sing verse 1, and june, will sing verse 2.

(Audience applauses)

Henry: Baby if you've got to go away I don't think I can take the pain Won't you stay another day Oh don't leave me alone like this Don't say it's the final kiss Won't you stay another day

June: Don't you know We've come too far now Just to go And try to throw it all away Thought I heard you say You love me That your love was gonna be here to stay I've only just begun To know you All I can say is Won't you stay just one more day

Both: Baby if you've got to go away I don't think I can take the pain Won't you stay another day Oh don't leave me alone like this Don't say it's the final kiss Won't you stay another day

June: I touch your face while you are sleeping And hold your hand Don't understand what's going on

Henry: Good times we had return To haunt me Though it's for you All that I do seem to be wrong

Both: Baby if you've got to go away I don't think I can take the pain Won't you stay another day Oh don't leave me alone like this Won't you stay another day

(Audience applauses)

Mr. Neezer: Oh boy, that's a sad song, their song next, song for whoever by the beautiful south.

Henry: that's right, but first, we need to change our sleeveless wetsuits.

June: and get a packet of ice packs, and get the water fountain, we'll be back.

Dominique mcnoggin: that's right, and now, preforming beautiful south's song for whoever with H and J, for Mr hawking's death, we're honoured to bring out, the drummer boy, cello girl and piano boy themselves, Clean bandit!

(Audience applauds)

Henry: I love you from the bottom, of my pencil case I love you in the songs, I write and sing

June: Love you because, you put me in my rightful place And I love the PRS cheques, that you bring

Henry: Cheap, never cheap I'll sing you songs till you're asleep

June: When you've gone upstairs I'II creep And write it all down down down down

Henry & June: Oh Shirley, Oh Deborah, Oh Julie, Oh Jane I wrote so many songs about you I forget your name (I forget your name) Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too I forget your name

Henry: I love your from the bottom of my pencil case I love the way you never ask me why

June: I love to write about each wrinkle on your face And I love you till my fountain pen runs dry

Henry: Deep so deep, the number one I hope to reap Depends upon the tears you weep, so cry, lovey cry, cry, cry, cry

June: Oh Cathy, Oh Alison, Oh Phillipa, Oh Sue You made me so much money, I wrote this song for you

Henry & June: Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too I wrote this song for you So let me talk about Mary, a sad story Turned her grief into glory Late at night, by the typewriter light, She ripped his ribbon to shreds

(Audience applauses)

Mr. Neezer: Thank you, Henry and June.

Dominique mcnoggin: right now, it's a very special honour to introduce, the brown haired girl, who has bought a sack full of Lily pad flowers, to make a wish about to become a star, without further, let me introduce, Actor rose Byrne!

(Audience applauses)

Rose Byrne: Thank you mcnoggin! H and J, ready to make a wish?

Everybody: Yes we will.

Dominique mcnoggin: Good.

Rose Byrne: right, H and J, I'll give you both a piece of a Lily pad flower, make a wish.

Henry and June: okay rose

Rose byrne: with your mystical voice.

Henry and June: for a wish, we start the show KaBlam in October 1996, and finishes in January 2000, in holdeth the pickle holdeth the lettuce, we find a pond, and go swimming, in resistance is futile, we lead the kablammy dancers, to sing the kablammy song, nicktoons summer jam, started in 1999, and revived this year, as well as 101% spooky whizbang, u-pick Fridays, and nicktoon world news. There's one song, two or three, or four songs, for shall, the star... is us!

(Audience cries)

Rose Byrne: awww, sing lean on me by bill withers.

(Audience applauses)

Henry: Sometimes in our lives we all have pain We all have sorrow But if we are wise We know that there's always tomorrow

June: Lean on me, when you're not strong And I'll be your friend I'll help you carry on For it won't be long 'Til I'm gonna need Somebody to lean on

Henry: Please swallow your pride If I have things you need to borrow For no one can fill those of your needs That you won't let show

June: You just call on me brother, when you need a hand We all need somebody to lean on I just might have a problem that you'll understand We all need somebody to lean on

Henry and June: Lean on me, when you're not strong And I'll be your friend I'll help you carry on For it won't be long 'Til I'm gonna need Somebody to lean on

Henry: You just call on me brother, when you need a hand We all need somebody to lean on I just might have a problem that you'll understand We all need somebody to lean on

June: If there is a load you have to bear That you can't carry I'm right up the road I'll share your load

Henry and June: If you just call me (call me) If you need a friend (call me) call me uh huh(call me) if you need a friend (call me) If you ever need a friend (call me) Call me (call me) call me (call me) call me (Call me) call me (call me) if you need a friend (Call me) call me (call me) call me (call me) call me (call me) call me (call me)

(audience applause)

Mr. Neezer: Well that's just sad enough. (coughs)

Dominique mcnoggin: Okay. Now, after the break, we'll have the this morning hosts, Mr schofield and miss Willoughby, to take part 3 songs viva forever, cruel to be kind and two become one as a mimicry of spice girls song, viva forever, then after that, Miss Lilah Parsons, in her boy toy look, with king of rock n roll, don't leave me this way, borderline, i got u babe and you can't hurry love, and Kat shoob, the host of the vodafone big top 40, with girls and boys, Miss independent, whoops now, down by the riverside, I found someone, smile, moving on up and I'm your baby tonight, and H and J will do it, so, don't go anywhere.

(Audience applauses)

(15 commercial breaks)

(Audience applauses)

Dominique mcnoggin: welcome back, is it over? No it isn't, because it's time to present schofield and Willoughby, then parsons, and then, shoob, because, H and J is going to sing 16 songs. First, give it up for Phillip and holly!

(Audience applauds)

Philip: Thanks Steve. For all of you, H and J, will sing 3 songs for us

Holly: are you two ready?

Henry and June: ready when you are!

Phillip: then let's do it, first up, cruel to be kind.

(Audience applauds)

Henry: Oh I can't take another heartache Though you say you're my friend, I'm at my wit's end You say your love is bonafide, but that don't coincide With the things that you do And when I ask you to be nice, you say

June: You've gotta be cruel to be kind, in the right measure Cruel to be kind, it's a very good sign Cruel to be kind, means that I love you baby (You've gotta be cruel) You gotta be cruel to be kind

Henry: Well I do my best to understand dear But you still mystify and I want to know why I pick myself up off the ground To have you knock me back down again and again And when I ask you to explain, you say

June: You've gotta be cruel to be kind, in the right measure Cruel to be kind, it's a very good sign Cruel to be kind, means that I love you baby (You've gotta be cruel) You gotta be cruel to be kind

Henry and June: Well I do my best to understand dear But you still mystify and I want to know why I pick myself up off the ground To have you knock me back down again and again And when I ask you to explain, you say

You've gotta be cruel to be kind, in the right measure Cruel to be kind, it's a very good sign Cruel to be kind, means that I love you baby (You've gotta be cruel) You gotta be cruel to be kind

(Audience applauds)

Henry: Do you still remember, how we used to be Feeling together, believing whatever My love has said to me Both of us were dreamers Young love in the sun Felt like my saviour, my spirit I gave you We'd only just begun Hasta mañana, always be mine

Henry, June, and the Kids: Viva forever, I'll be waiting Everlasting, like the sun Live forever, for the moment Ever searching for the one

June: Yes I still remember, every whispered word The touch of your skin, giving life from within Like a love song that I'd heard Slippin' through our fingers, like the sands of time Promises made, every memory saved Has reflections in my mind Hasta mañana, always be mine

Henry, June and the Kids: Viva forever, I'll be waiting Everlasting, like the sun Live forever, for the moment Ever searching for the one

Henry and June: Back where I belong now, was it just a dream Feelings unfold, they will never be sold And the secret's safe with me Hasta mañana, always be mine

Henry, June and the Kids: Viva forever (viva forever), I'll be waiting (I'll be waiting) Everlasting (everlasting), like the sun (like the sun) Live forever (live forever), for the moment (for the moment) Ever searching (ever searching) for the one (for the one) Viva forever (viva forever), I'll be waiting Everlasting, like the sun Live forever (live forever), for the moment Ever searching for the one

(audience applauds)

Henry: Candle light and soul forever A dream of you and me together Say you believe it, say you believe it

June: Free your mind of doubt and danger Be for real don't be a stranger We can achieve it, we can achieve it

Henry: Come a little bit closer baby, get it on, get it on June: 'Cause tonight is the night when two become one

Henry and June: I need some love like I never needed love before (Wanna make love to ya baby) I had a little love, now I'm back for more (Wanna make love to ya baby) Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be

Henry: Silly games that you were playing Empty words we both were saying Let's work it out boy, let's work it out boy

June: Once again if we endevour Love will bring us back together Take it or leave it, take it or leave it

Henry: Are you as good as I remember baby, get it on, get it on June: 'Cause tonight is the night when two become one

Henry and June: I need some love like I never needed love before (Wanna make love to ya baby) I had a little love, now I'm back for more (Wanna make love to ya baby) Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be

Henry: Ah, oh wow June: Ah, oh wow

Henry: Be a little bit wiser baby, put it on, put it on June: 'Cause tonight is the night when two become one

Henry and June: I need some love like I never needed love before (Wanna make love to ya baby) I had a little love, now I'm back for more (Wanna make love to ya baby) I need some love like I never needed love before (Wanna make love to ya baby) I had a little love, now I'm back for more (Wanna make love to ya baby) Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be It's the only way to be It's the only way to be

(audience applaud)

Steve Martin: My pleasure to see you children. Now tonight, it'll be lilah's turn.

Lilah Parsons: Henry and June, my favourite KaBlam characters. You guys ready?

Henry: yes Lilah.

Lilah Parsons: then I'm ready, to hear your song, king of rock and roll, don't leave me this way, borderline, I got u babe and you can't hurry love.

(Audience applauds)

(Audience applauds)

Henry: All my lazy teenage boasts are now high precision ghosts And they're coming round the track to haunt me. When she looks at me and laughs I remind her of the facts I'm the king of rock'n roll completely Up from suede shoes to my baby blues

Both: Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque

June: The dream helps you forget you ain't never danced a step You were never fleet of foot, hippy. All the pathos you can keep for the children in the street For the vision I have had is sweeping - new broom, this room, sweep it clean

Both: Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque High kickin' dandy, fine figure fine cut a fine figure fine oh yeah ; Long legged candy, fine figure fine cut a fine figure fine oh yeah ;

Now my rhythm ain't so hot, but it's the only friend I've got I'm the king of rock'n roll completely All the pretty birds have flown now I'm dancing on my own I'm the king of rock'n roll completely - up from, suede shoes to my baby blues

Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque High kickin' dandy, fine figure fine cut a fine figure fine oh yeah ; Long legged candy, fine figure fine cut a fine figure fine oh yeah ; Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque

(audience applauds)

Henry and June: Don't leave me this way I can't survive, I can't stay alive Without you love Don't leave me this way,no I can't exist, I will surely miss Your tender kiss Don't leave me this way,no Don't leave me this way,no I'm broken man with empty hands, oh baby please, please Don't leave me this way Oh baby, my heart is full of love and desire for you So come on down and do what you've got to do You started this fire down in my soul Now can't you see it's burning, out of control So come down and satisfy the need in me Cos only your good loving can set me free Don't leave me this way 'Cause it would be wrong to string along with love so true Don't leave me this way Don't you understand I'm at your command oh baby please dont leave me this way Don't leave me this way I can't survive, I can't stay alive Without you love Don't leave me this way,no Oh baby, my heart is full of love and desire for you So come on down and do what you've got to do You started this fire down in my soul Now can't you see it's burning, out of control So come down and satisfy the need in me Cos only your good loving can set me free I need it right now, I said I need I need your love baby Please,your love, please,please your love Please,please your love Please,please your love Please,please your love Please,please your love Please,please your love Please,please your love Please,please your love Please,please your love Please,please your love Please,please your love Please,please your love Please,please your love Please,please your love Please,please your love Please,please your love Please,please your love I don't you you to go See I love you you can't go Would you stay with me, stay stay with me, baby please

(audience applauds)

Henry and June: Something in the way you love me won't' let me be I don't want to be your prisoner, so baby, won't you set me free Stop playing with my heart Finish what you start When you make my love come down If you want me, let me know Baby, let it show Honey, don't you fool around Just try to understand (understand) I've given all I can 'Cause you got the best of me Borderline, Feels like I'm going to lose my mind You just keep on pushing my love Over the borderline Borderline, Feels like I'm going to lose my mind You just keep on pushing my love Over the borderline (Borderline) Keep on pushing me, baby Don't you know you drive me crazy You just keep on pushing my love Over the borderline Something in your eyes is makin' such a fool of me When you hold me in your arms, you love me 'til I just can't see But then you let me down, when I look around Baby, you just can't be found Stop driving me away, I just want to stay There's something I just got to say Just try to understand (understand) I've given all I can 'Cause you got the best of me Borderline, Feels like I'm going to lose my mind You just keep on pushing my love Over the borderline Borderline, Feels like I'm going to lose my mind You just keep on pushing my love Over the borderline (Borderline) Keep on pushing me baby Don't you know you drive me crazy You just keep on pushing my love Over the borderline Look what your love has done to me Come on baby, set me free You just keep on pushing my love Over the borderline (Borderline) You cause me so much pain, I think I'm going insane What does it take to make you see? You just keep on pushing my love Over the borderline Keep pushing me baby Keep pushing me baby Keep pushing my love Come on baby Come on darling, yeah

(Audience applauds)

June: They say we're young and we don't know We won't find out until we grow

Henry: Well I don't know if all that's true 'Cause you got me, and baby I got you

Henry and June: Babe I got you babe I got you babe

June: They say our love won't pay the rent Before it's earned, our money's all been spent

Henry: I guess that's so, we don't have a plot But at least I'm sure of all the things we got

Henry and June: Babe I got you babe I got you babe

Henry: I got flowers in the spring I got you to wear my ring

June: And when I'm sad, you're a clown And if I get scared, you're always around Don't let them say your hair's too long 'Cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong

Henry: Then put your little hand in mine There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb

Henry and June: Babe I got you babe I got you babe

Henry: I got you to hold my hand

June: I got you to understand

Henry: I got you to walk with me

June: I got you to talk with me

Henry: I got you to kiss goodnight

June: I got you to hold me tight

Henry: I got you, I won't let go

June: I got you to love me so

Henry and June: I got you babe I got you babe I got you babe I got you babe I got you babe I got you babe I got you babe I got you babe

(Audience applauds)

Henry and June: I need love, love Oh, ease my mind And I need to find time Someone to call mine My mama said, "you can't hurry love No, you'll just have to wait" She said, "love don't come easy But it's a game of give and take" You can't hurry love No, you'll just have to wait Just trust in a good time No matter how long it takes How many heartaches must I stand Before I find the love to let me live again Right now the only thing that keeps me hanging on When I feel my strength, ooh, it's almost gone I remember mama said, "you can't hurry love No, you'll just have to wait" She said, "love don't come easy It's a game of give and take" How long must I wait How much more must I take Before loneliness Will cause my heart, heart to break No, I can't bear to live my life alone I grow impatient for a love to call my own But when I feel that i, I can't go on Well these precious words keep me hanging on I remember mama said, "you can't hurry love No, you'll just have to wait" She said, "love don't come easy But it's a game of give and take" You can't hurry love No, you'll just have to wait Just trust in a good time No matter how long it takes Now wait Now love, love don't come easy But I keep on waiting Anticipating for that soft voice To talk to me at night For some tender arms Hold me tight I keep waiting Ooh, till that day But it ain't easy (love don't come easy) No, you know it ain't easy My mama said you can't hurry love No, you'll just have to wait She said "love don't come easy But it's a game of give and take" You can't hurry love No, you'll just have to wait She said "love don't come easy But it's a game of give and take" You can't hurry love, no you'll just have to wait

(Audience applauds)

Chip N Dale: How possible it can be.

Dominique Mcnoggin: This song is gonna be famous. Kat, you're on.

Kat Shoob: front and centre, Miss D, right H and J, ready for this?

Henry and June: ready.

Kat shoob: then let me hear you sing.

(everybody cheering)

Henry & June: Yeah, yeah yeah Yeah, yeah yeah Yeah, yeah yeah yeah Oh is something about Just something about the way she move I can't figure it out Is something about her Say, oh is something about Kinda woman that want you but don't need you Hey, I can't figure it out Is something about her 'Cause she walk like a boss Talk like a boss Manicure nails just sent the pedicure off She's fly effortlessly And she move like a boss Do what a boss Do, she got me thinking about getting involved That's the kinda girl I need She got her own thing That's why I love her Miss independent Won't you come and spend a little time She got her own thing That's why I love her Miss independent Oh, the way she shine Miss independent Yeah, yeah yeah Yeah, yeah yeah Yeah, yeah yeah yeah Ooh there's something about Kinda woman that can do for herself I look at her and it makes me proud There's something about her Something ooh so sexy about Kinda woman that don't even need my help She said she got it, she got it (she said she got it, she got it) No doubt, there's something about her (there's somethin' about her) Cause she work like a boss Play like a boss Car and the crib she 'bout to pay 'em both off And bills are payed on time, yeah She made for a boss Only a boss Anything less she telling them to get lost That's the girl that's on my mind She got her own thing That's why I love her Miss independent Won't you come and spend a little time She got her own thing That's why I love her Miss independent Oh, the way she shine Miss independent Her favorite thing to say, don't worry I got it And everything she got best believe she bought it She goin' steal my heart ain't no doubt about it, girl You're everything I need Said you're everything I need Yeah, yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah. She got her own thing That's why I love her Miss independent Won't you come and spend a little time She got her own thing That's why I love her Miss independent Oh, the way she shine Miss independent Miss independent That's why I love her

(audience applausing)

Chip: So what you do think folks?

Kids: Awesome!

Dale: Good! Glad to hear you, folks.

(Audience applauds)

Henry: Now for our next song.

(Audience applauds)

Henry and June: Friday morning And all my work is done I've packed my bags I'm on the run I got a feeling that I'm gonna have some Fun in the sun With my friends And he's got me going Whoops now, sorry I can't go Whoops now, sorry I can't go Whoops now Sorry I can't go Sorry I can't go Sorry I can't go now Friday noon And my boss is on the phone He's telling me That I can't leave home An extra hand at work Is what he called for He said we need you here Tell my friends I'm going Whoops now Sorry I can't go Whoops now Sorry I can't go Whoops now Sorry I can't go I don't know why My job has called me in Whoops now Sorry I can't go Whoops now Sorry I can't go Whoops now Sorry I can't go I don't know why My job has called me in It makes no difference If you love work or not If you dream your weekend Hand on a door knob Out with your friends and Fun in the sun now That's when the phone rings Friday evening and I'm all alone at home And all my friends are having fun Another week and I'll leave the machine on Next time he calls He'll hear my voice Saying loud and clear Whoops now Sorry I can't go Whoops now Sorry I can't go Whoops now Sorry I can't go I'm out having fun in the sun With my friends Whoops now Sorry I can't go Whoops now Sorry I can't go Whoops now Sorry I can't go I'm out having fun in the sun With my friends Whoops now, sorry I can't go (with my friends) Whoops now, sorry I can't go (with my friends) Whoops now, sorry I can't go (with my friends) I'm out having fun in the sun with my friends (Will and Misty) Whoops now, sorry I can't go (Tina and ) Whoops now, sorry I can't go (Ken and Nancy) Whoops now, sorry I can't go (Linette and Tony, oh) Whoops now, sorry I can't go (Lisa and Jodie) Whoops now, sorry I can't go (Glenen and Julie) Whoops now, sorry I can't go (Kendall and Josie) Whoops now, sorry I can't go (Dayshawn and Colo) Whoops now, sorry I can't go (Karen and Tori) Whoops now, sorry I can't go (Betta and Katie) Whoops now, sorry I can't go (Don and Kevin) Whoops now, sorry I can't go (Ricardo and Puffy, oh) Come on you guys, hahaha! Anguilla here we come! Here we come now To the restaurant For some lobster And some sleeping And some you know what else (No, what else?) You know! (No,we don't know, what else?) Tiddlywinks I thought you were talking about you know what (what?) You know what (well, I like that too, okay okay) Oops!

(audience applauds)

Charlie Brown: Oh thank happens i feel great.

Snoopy: (smiling)

Slimer: Wait to go, fellas!

Dominique Mcnoggin: This next song is about something about Girl and Boy.

(audience applauds)

Henry and June: Street's like a jungle So call the police Following the herd Down to Greece On holiday Love in the nineties Is paranoid On sunny beaches Take your chances Looking for Girls who are boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls Who do girls like they're boys Always should be someone you really love Girls who are boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls Who do girls like they're boys Always should be someone you really love Avoiding all work Because there's none available Like battery thinkers Count your thoughts On one-two-three-four-five fingers Nothing is wasted Only reproduced You get nasty blisters Du bist sehr schan But we haven't been introduced Girls who are boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls Who do girls like they're boys Always should be someone you really love Girls who are boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls Who do girls like they're boys Always should be someone you really love Looking for girls who are boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls Who do girls like they're boys Always should be someone you really love Girls who are boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls Who do girls like they're boys Always should be someone you really love Girls who are boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls Who do girls like they're boys Always should be someone you really love Girls who are boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls Who do girls like they're boys Always should be someone you really love

(audience applauds)

Henry: Don't you know, so many things they come and go Like your words that once rang true Just like the love I thought I found in you And I remember the thunder, talkin' 'bout the fire in your eyes But you walked away when I needed you most

June: Now maybe, baby, maybe, baby, I found someone To take away the heartache, to take away the loneliness I've been feelin' since you've been gone, since you've been gone

Henry: Dry your eyes. I never could bear to see you cry Someday your love will shine through And show you the feelings you never really knew But, baby, don't ya lose that thunder, talkin' 'bout the fire in your eyes You're lookin' at me but you still don't believe

June: That maybe, baby, maybe, baby, I found someone To take away the heartache, to take away the loneliness I've been feelin' since you've been gone, since you've been gone

Henry and June: Too long on the border line, wonderin' if your love was really mine But you left me with open eyes, and when I realized, baby I found someone to take away the heartache To take away the loneliness I've been feelin' since you've been gone Baby I found someone to take away the heartache To take away the loneliness I've been feelin' since you've been gone

(audience applauds)

Kids: Woo-hoo!

Dominique Mcnoggin: Now it's time for a break!

(audience applauds)

(15 commercial breaks)

(audience applauds)

Dominique Mcnoggin: Welcome back to the Henry and June rules the world celebration! Tonight's guest will be the voice actor Hugh Jackman.

(audience applauds)

Hugh Jackman: Greetings friends. Henry and june, your 6th album, summertime beach house jam love, looks cool, your order when you both have, medium cup with cotton puffs and powsicle, the toppings, whipped cream, strawberry syrups, chocolate chip, and lastly, creameo, oh, one last thing, when you drink, you'll have iced tea, now you two, sing club tropicana, boys (summertime love) and say it right.

(Audience applauses)

(Henry and june singing Summertime beach house jam love song)

(Audience applauses)

Boys and Girls: Yeah!

Slimer: Yepee!

Dominique Mcnoggin: This next song is the club Tropicana

(audience applauses)

Henry: Let me take you to the place Where membership's a smiling face Brush shoulders with the stars Where strangers take you by the hand And welcome you to wonderland From beneath their panamas

Club Tropicana, drinks are free Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone All that's missing is the sea But don't worry, you can suntan!

June: Castaways and Lovers meet Then kiss in Tropicana's heat Watch the waves break on the bay Soft white sands, a blue lagoon Cocktail time, a summer's tune A whole night's holiday!

Club Tropicana, drinks are free Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone All that's missing is the sea But don't worry, you can suntan!

Henry & June: Club Tropicana, drinks are free Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone All that's missing is the sea But don't worry, you can suntan!

Pack your bags And leave tonight Don't take your time Gotta move your feet, don't you miss the flight!

Pack your bags And leave tonight Don't take your time Gotta move your feet, don't you miss the flight!

Cool Cool Cool Cool

Club Tropicana, drinks are free Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone All that's missing is the sea But don't worry, you can suntan!

Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool

(audience applauses)

Steve Martin: Well done, Henry and June. Now take a dip in the pool and sing boys (summertime love)

(audience applauses)

Henry & June: Boys, boy-boy-boys Boys boys boys, boys boys boys Boys boys boys, boys boys boys

Henry: Sunshine's down so come to town, set your body free Hold me tight, my love tonight, tell me you believe

Henry, June and Chorus: Everybody, summertime love, you'll remember me Everybody, summertime love, be my lover, be my baby Boys boys boys, I'm looking for a good time Boys boys boys, get ready for my love Boys boys boys, I'm looking for the good times Boys boys boys, I'm ready for your love

June: Stay around, the sun goes down, babe I'm feeling right Take a chance with love romance, have some fun tonight

Henry, June and Chorus: Everybody, summertime love, you'll remember me Everybody, summertime love, be my lover, be my baby Boys boys boys, I'm looking for a good time Boys boys boys, get ready for my love Boys boys boys, I'm looking for the good times Boys boys boys, I'm ready for your love

Boys and girls in the summertime love, summertime love on the beach tonight Say hey, say you, say me, say what Everybody has gotta come, don't stop, don't move A-just get your body in the groove, I said hey, I said who, I said me Said you gotta get in the groove

(Boys boys boys) in the summertime love, in the summertime love (Boys boys boys) let the summertime roll, let the summertime roll (Boys boys boys) in the summertime love, in the summertime love (Boys boys boys) let the summertime roll, let the summertime roll

Everybody, summertime love, you'll remember me Everybody, summertime love, be my lover, be my baby Boys boys boys, I'm looking for a good time Boys boys boys, get ready for my love Boys boys boys, I'm looking for a good time Boys boys boys, get ready for my love Boys boys boys, I'm looking for a good times Boys boys boys, get ready for my love Boys boys boys, I'm looking for a good times

(Audience Applauses)

Cheerleaders: Henry and June! Henry and June! Henry and June! GO Henry and June!

Dominique mcnoggin: go H and J! Sing say it right!

Henry: In the day In the night Say it right Say it all You either got it Or you don't

June: You either stand or you fall When your will is broken When it slips from your hand When there's no time for joking There's a hole in the plan

Henry & June: Oh, you don't mean nothing at all to me No, you don't mean nothing at all to me But you got what it takes to set me free Oh, you could mean everything to me

Henry:I can't say that, I'm not lost and at fault I can't say that, I don't love the light and the dark I can't say that, I don't know that I am alive

June: And all of what I feel I could show You tonight you tonight

Henry & June: Oh you don't mean nothing at all to me No you don't mean nothing at all to me But you got what it takes to set me free Oh you could mean everything to me

Henry & June: From my hands, I could give you Something that I made From my mouth, I could sing you another brick that I laid From my body, I could show you a place God knows You should know the space is holy Do you really want to go?

(Audience Applauses)

Steve Martin: Nice song, Kids.

Henry and June: thanks. Now, time to walk on the sun, with walkin on the sun

Henry: It ain't no joke, I'd like to buy the world a toke And teach the world to sing in perfect harmony And teach the world to snuff the fires and the liars Hey, I know it's just a song but it's spice for the recipe

June: This is a love attack, I know, went out but it's back It's just like any fad, it retracts before impact And just like fashion, it's a passion for the with it and hip If you got the goods, they'll come and buy it just to stay in the clique

Henry and June: So don't delay, act now, supplies are running out Allow if you're still alive, six to eight years to arrive And if you follow, there may be a tomorrow But if the offer is shun, you might as well be walkin' on the sun

Henry: Twenty-five years ago, they spoke out and they broke out Of recession and oppression and together they toked And they folked out with guitars around a bonfire Just singin' and clappin', man, what the hell happened there?

June: Some were spellbound, some were hell bound Some they fell down and some got back up And fought back against the melt-down And their kids were hippie chicks or hypocrites Because fashion is smashin' the true meaning of it

Henry and June: So don't delay, act now, supplies are running out Allow if you're still alive, six to eight years to arrive And if you follow, there may be a tomorrow But if the offer is shun, you might as well be walkin' on the sun

Henry: And it ain't no joke when our mama's handkerchief is soaked With her tears because her baby's life has been revoked

June: The bond is broke up, so choke up and focus on the close up Mr. Wizard can't reform, no God-like hocus-pocus

Henry and June: So don't sit back, kick back and watch the world get bushwhacked News at ten, your neighborhood is under attack Put away the crack before the crack put you away You need to be there when your baby's old enough to relate So don't delay, act now, supplies are running out Allow if you're still alive, six to eight years to arrive And if you follow, there may be a tomorrow But if the offer is shun, you might as well be walkin' on the sun

(Audience applausing)

Steve Martin: That's great Kids.

Dominique mcnoggin: right now, to introduce the next guest, to get cool, super, and fun of H and J's 12th album, from the 90s, baby spice emma bunton!

(Audience applauses)

Emma bunton: thank you miss lloyd in space fangirl, thank you, i was a guest announcer, on saturday night takeaway. And now, i'm here for the kablam hosts and their 12th album

(Audience gasps)

Emma bunton: in the 90s, cadbury, sponsored coronation street, 10 years ago, bet'cha know, that henry and june, are covered, in cadbury dairy milk! Can you believe this?

Audience: yes!

Emma bunton: that's right, and, if you'd like cadbury sponsoring coronation street, then you'll gonna love this, H and J, sing it's gonna be me, just can't get enough, things can only get better, have i the right, smile and moving on up, you go!

Audience: Yeah!

Henry & June: Then let's do it.

(Audience applausing)

Both: It's gonna--be--me Oh, yeah

Henry: You might been hurt, babe That ain't no lie You've seen them all come and go, oh I remember you told me That it made you believe in No man, no cry Maybe that's why

Every little thing I do Never seems enough for you You don't want to lose it again But I'm not like them Baby, when you finally Get to love somebody Guess what It's gonna be me

June: You've got no choice, babe But to move on, and you know There ain't no time to waste So just you're just too blind, to see But in the end, ya know it's gonna be me You can't deny So just tell me why

Every little thing I do Never seems enough for you You don't want to lose it again But I'm not like them Baby, when you finally Get to love somebody (somebody) Guess what (guess what) It's gonna be me

It's gonna be me Oh yeah

Henry: There comes a day When I'll be the one, you'll see It's gonna-gonna-gonna-gonna Justin: It's gonna be me All that I do is not enough for you

June: Don't want to lose it But I'm not like that When finally (finally) You get to love Guess what? (guess what?) It's gonna be me

Henry & June: Every little thing I do Never seems enough for you (for you babe) You don't want to lose it again (don't want to lose it) But I'm not like them Baby, when you finally Get to love somebody (love) Guess what (guess what) It's gonna be me

Every little thing I do Never seems enough for you You don't want to lose it again (don't want to lose it) But I'm not like them Baby, when you finally (baby when you finally) Get to love somebody Guess what (guess what)

It's gonna be me

(audience yelling and applausing)

Henry and June: it's depeche mode and just can't get enough time!

(audience applausing)

Henry: When I'm with you baby I go out of my head

Chorus: And I just can't get enough And I just can't get enough

June: All the things you do to me And everything you said

Chorus: I just can't get enough I just can't get enough

Henry & June: We slip and slide as we fall in love And I just can't seem to get enough of We walk together We're walking down the street

Chorus: And I just can't get enough And I just can't get enough

Every time I think of you I know we have to meet And I just can't get enough I just can't get enough It's getting hotter It's a burning love And I just can't seem to get enough of I just can't seem to get enough I just can't seem to get enough And when it rains You're shining down for me And I just can't get enough And I just can't get enough Just like a rainbow You know you set me free And I just can't get enough And I just can't get enough You're like an angel And you give me your love And I just can't seem to get enough of I just can't get enough I just can't get enough I just can't get enough

(Audience applausing)

Slimer: Good job, Kids.

Dominique Mcnoggin: before we have a break, here's another song, moving on up by m people, smile by lily allen, i'm your baby tonight by whitney houston, down by the riverside and have i the right by the honeycombs.

(Audience applausing)

Henry: You've done me wrong, your time is up You took a sip from the devil's cup You broke my heart, there's no way back Move right out of here, baby, go on pack your bags

June: Just who do you think you are? Stop actin' like some kind of star Just who do you think you are? Take it like a man, baby, if that's what you are

Henry & June: 'Cause I'm movin' on up, you're movin' on out Movin' on up, nothin' can stop me Movin' on up, you're movin' on out Time to break free, nothin' can stop me, yeah They brag a man has walked in space But you can't even find my place There ain't nothin' you can do 'Cause I've had enough of me, baby, bein' part of you

Henry: Just who do you think you are? This time you've gone too far

June: Just who do you think you are? Take it like a man, baby, if that's what you are

Henry and June: 'Cause I'm movin' on up, you're movin' on out Movin' on up, nothin' can stop me Movin' on up, you're movin' on out Time to break free, nothin' can stop me Movin' on up, movin' on up, movin' on up Movin' on up, movin' on up, movin' on up Movin' on up, movin' on up, movin' on up Movin' on up, movin' on up, movin' on up Movin' on up, you're movin' on out Movin' on up, nothin' can stop me Movin' on up, you're movin' on out Time to break free, nothing can stop me Movin', movin', movin', nothin' can stop me Movin', movin', time to break free, nothin' can stop me

(Audience Applausing)

Big guy: YEAH!

(Audience applsusing)

June: now put your hands together for our song, smile by lily allen.

(Audience applausing)

Henry and June (in Lily's voice): When you first left me I was wanting more But you were fucking that girl next door What'd you do that for? (what'd you do that for?) When you first left me I didn't know what to say I'd never been on my own that way Just sat by myself all day I was so lost back then But with a little help from my friends I found the light in the tunnel at the end Now you're calling me up on the phone So you can have a little whine and a moan And it's only because you're feeling alone At first when I see you cry It makes me smile Yeah, it makes me smile At worst I feel bad for awhile But then I just smile I go ahead and smile Whenever you see me You say that you want me back And I tell you it don't mean jack No, it don't mean jack I couldn't stop laughing No, I just couldn't help myself See, you messed up my mental health I was quite unwell I was so lost back then But with a little help from my friends I found the light in the tunnel at the end Now you're calling me up on the phone So you can have a little whine and a moan It's only because you're feeling alone At first when I see you cry Yeah, it makes me smile Yeah, it makes me smile At worst I feel bad for awhile But then I just smile I go ahead and smile La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la At first when I see you cry It makes me smile Yeah, it makes me smile At worst I feel bad for awhile But then I just smile I go ahead and smile At first when I see you cry It makes me smile Yeah, it makes me smile At worst I feel bad for awhile But then I just smile I go ahead and smile

(audience applausing)

Chip N Dale: Bravo!

Henry: ready for have i the right, as a duet?

Kids: YEAH!

Henry and June: Well then let's do it to it!

(audience applausing and screaming)

Henry: Have I the right to hold you You know I've always told you That we must never ever part, oh oh oh oh

Have I the right to kiss you You know I'll always miss you I've loved you from the very start

Come right back I just can't bear it I've got this love and I long to share it Come right back I'll show my love is strong, oh yeah

June: Have I the right to touch you If I could you'd see how much you Send those shivers running down my spine, ooh ooh

Have I the right to thrill you You know I'll wait until you Give me the right to make you mine

Well, come right back I just can't bear it I've got this love and I long to share it Come right back, I'll show my love is strong, oh yeah, all right

Henry: Have I the right to hold you You know I've always told you That we must never ever part, no, no no, no, no

June: Have I the right to kiss you You know I'll always miss you I've loved you from the very start

Henry and June: Come right back I just can't bear it I've got this love and I long to share it Come right back I'll show my love is strong, oh yeah, yeah

Come right back I just can't bear it I've got this love and I long to share it Come right back right back where you belong, oh yeah You belong, oh yeah, you belong

(Audience Applaused)

Henry: We're not scared to lose it all security throw through the wall Future dreams we have to realize A thousand skeptic hands won't keep us from the things we plan Unless we're clinging to the things we prize

And do you feel scared, I do But I won't stop and falter And if we threw it all away Things can only get better Wow wow wow oh, wow wow wow oh oh oh oh

June: Treating today as though it was the last, the final show Get to sixty and feel no regret It may take a little time a lonely path, an uphill climb Success or failure will not alter it

And do you feel scared, I do But I won't stop and falter And if we threw it all away Things can only get better Wow wow wow oh, wow wow wow oh oh oh oh

Everybody: And do you feel scared, I do But I won't stop and falter And if we threw it all away Things can only get better (Wow wow wow oh, wow wow wow oh oh oh oh) (Wow wow wow oh, wow wow wow oh oh oh oh)

(Audience Applaused)

Henry: From the moment I saw you, I went outta my mind I never believed in love at first sight But you got a magic, boy, that I just can't explain Well, you got a, you got a way that you make me feel I can do, I can do anything for you, baby

I'll be down for you, baby Lay all my cards out tonight Just call on me, baby I'll be there in a hurry It's your move, so baby, baby decide

Whatever you want from me I'm givin' you everything I'm your baby tonight You've given me ecstasy You are my fantasy I'm your baby tonight

June: From the second you touched me I was ready to die I've never been fatal, you're my first time

I feel like an angel who just started to fly Well, you got a, you got a way that you make a me Feel I can, feel I can, do anything for you baby I will fly for you baby Hold on and enjoy the ride I'm not in no hurry We can fly all night, baby It's your move, now baby, baby let's fly

Whatever you want from me I'm givin' you everything I'm your baby tonight You've given me ecstasy You are my fantasy I'm your baby tonight

Both: Whatever you want from me I'm givin' you everything I'm your baby tonight You've given me ecstasy You are my fantasy I'm your baby tonight Whatever I do, boy It's all about you, baby And ain't the truth, boy I'm helplessly in love with you What else can I do, boy But be there for you, baby You got a, you got a way that you make a me Feel I can, feel I can do any, do anything Whatever you want from me I'm givin' you everything I'm your baby tonight You've given me ecstasy You are my fantasy I'm your baby tonight Whatever you want from me I'm givin' you everything I'm your baby tonight You've given me ecstasy You are my fantasy I'm your baby tonight Looks like I'm fatal, it's all on the table And baby you hold the cards You got the magic and I've got to have it I don't want the pieces, I want every single part I'll be your angel, I'm ready and able whatever you want is fine Whenever you're ready, just call on your lady and I'll be your baby tonight I'm your baby tonight, I'm your baby tonight Whatever you want from me I'm givin' you everything I'm your baby tonight You've given me ecstasy You are my fantasy I'm your baby tonight Whatever you want from me I'm givin' you everything I'm your baby tonight You've given me ecstasy You are my fantasy I'm your baby tonight Whatever you want from me I'm givin' you everything I'm your baby tonight You've given me ecstasy You are my fantasy I'm your baby tonight

(Audience Applaused)

Henry: I'm gonna lay down my sword and shield Down by the riverside Down by the riverside Down by the riverside

June: I'm gonna lay down my sword and shield Down by the riverside I'm gonna study, study, war no more

I ain't gonna study war no more Ain't gonna study war no more I ain't gonna study war no more

June: I ain't gonna study war no more Ain't gonna study war no more I ain't gonna study war no more

Henry: I'm gonna lay down my heavy load Down by the riverside Down by the riverside Down by the riverside

I'm gonna lay down my heavy load Down by the riverside Gonna study war no more

Both: I ain't gonna study war no more Ain't gonna study war no more I ain't gonna study war no more

I ain't gonna study war no more Ain't gonna study war no more I ain't gonna study war no more

Ain't gonna study war no more Ain't gonna study war no more Ain't gonna study war no more

Ain't gonna study war no more Ain't gonna study war no more Ain't gonna study war no more

Yes, laid down [?] Down by the riverside Down by the riverside Down by the riverside

I'm gonna lay down my heavy load Down by the riverside God is tiding on no more No more

(Audience Applaused)

Timmy: Well done, folks.

Cosmo & Wanda: Yay Henry and June!

Slimer: Yay!

(15 commercial breaks)

(Audience Applaused)

Dominique Mcnoggin: welcomes viewers back to the Henry and June rules the world celebration (brings out 2 fellas) this next completion will be the next actors Zayn and Lolly!

(Audience Applaused)

(Woody Woodpecker laughs)

Zayn: Hello, fellas. Good to see you all for what's happening.

Lolly: yes, henry and june, have sung squeaky clean, it's a clayspo song style, they washed and scrubbed themselves while singing, look at them in the shower.

(The curtain opens to reveal Henry and June in their swimsuits and in the shower)

Henry and June: Hey, it comes in white. Now I can see the light. Hey, it comes in black. I'm never going back. Hey, it comes in green. Like a mean machine. Hey, tell me what to do. I played the part for you. You tore my heart in two. Hey, it comes in blue. I don't know what to do. Hey, it comes in red. My soul is dead. Hey, it comes in grey. All you can do is pray. Hey, tell me what to say. I played the part for you. You tore my heart in two. I'm on the street again. I can't find my feet again. By the time I'll be seen again, I'll be squeaky clean again.

(audience applauses)

(Rooster yelling)

Dominique Mcnoggin: This song is super great! this next guest is the basketball boys and the roller girls, have comes to via satellite to know henry and june's song, low, down, get stupid, rock your body and fastlove.

(audience applauses)

Both: [Chorus:] Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans (jeans) Boots with the fur (with the fur) The whole club was lookin' at her She hit the floor (she hit the floor) Next thing you know Shawty got low low low low low low low low Them baggy sweat pants and the Reebok's with the straps (the straps) She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (a smack) She hit the floor Next thing you know Shawty got low low low low low low low low I ain't never seen nothin' that'll make me go, this crazy, all night spendin' my dough Had a million dollar vibe and a bottle to go Dem birthday cakes, they stole the show So sexual, she was flexible Professional, drinkin' X and O Hold up wait a minute, do I see what I think I whoa Did I think I seen shawty get low Ain't the same when it's up that close Make it rain, I'm makin' it snow Work the pole, I got the bank roll I'ma say that I prefer them no clothes I'm into that, I love women exposed She threw it back at me, I gave her more Cash ain't a problem, I know where it goes [Chorus] Hey Shawty what I gotta do to get you home My jeans full of gwap and they ready for stones Cadillacs Maybachs for the sexy grown Patrone on the rocks that'll make you moan One stack (come on) Two stacks (come on) Three stacks (come on, now that's three grand) What you think I'm playin' baby girl I'm the man, I'll ain't dealin' rubber bands That's what I told her, her legs on my shoulder I knew it was ova, that henny and Cola got me like a Soldier She ready for Rover, I couldn't control her So lucky oh me, I was just like a clover shawty was hot like a toaster Sorry but I had to fold her, like a pornography poster she showed her [Chorus] Whoa shawty Yea she was worth the money Lil mama took my cash, and I ain't want it back The way she bit that rag, got her them paper stacks Tattoo above her crack, I had to handle that I was on it, sexy woman, let me shownin' They be want it two in the mornin' I'm zonin' in them rosay bottles foamin' She wouldn't stop, made it drop shawty did that pop and lock, had to break her off that gwap Gal was fly just like my glock [Chorus] C'mon

(Audience applauds)

Both: Baby are you down down down down down, down, down Even if the sky is falling down, down, down You oughta know, tonight is the night to let it go Put on a show, I wanna see how you lose control So leave it behind cause we have a night to get away So come on and fly with me, as we make our great escape So baby don't worry, you are my only You won't be lonely, even if the sky is falling down You'll be my only, no need to worry Baby are you down down down down down, down, down Baby are you down down down down down, down, down Even if the sky is falling down down down Just let it be, come on and bring your body next to me I'll take you away, hey, turn this place into our private getaway So leave it behind cause we have a night to get away So come on and fly with me, as we make our great escape (So why don't we run away) So baby don't worry, you are my only You won't be lonely, even if the sky is falling down You'll be my only, no need to worry Baby are you down down down down down, down, down Baby are you down down down down down, down, down Even if the sky is falling down Even if the sky is falling down like she 'posed to be She gets down low for me Down like her temperature, cause to me she zero degrees She cold, over freeze I got that girl from overseas Now she my Miss America Now can I be her soldier please I'm fighting for this girl On a battlefield of love Don't it look like baby cupid sendin' arrows from above Don't you ever leave the side of me Indefinitely, not probably And honestly I'm down like the economy, yeah So baby don't worry, you are my only You won't be lonely, even if the sky is falling down You'll be my only, no need to worry Baby are you down down down down down, down, down Baby are you down down down down down, down, down Even if the sky is falling down

(Audience applauds)

Both: (Gotta get up, get down Gotta get up, get down Gotta get up, get down Gotta get up, get down Gotta get up, get down Gotta get up, get down Gotta get up, get down Gotta get up, get down Ooh ooh, baby baby)

June: Looking for some education Made my way into the night All that bullshit conversation Baby, can't you read the signs?

Henry: I won't bore you with the details, baby I don't even wanna waste your time Let's just say that maybe You could help to ease my mind Baby, I ain't Mr. Right

Both: But if you're looking for fast love If that's love in your eyes, it's more than enough Had some bad love Some fast love, is all that I've got on my mind (Ooh ooh, baby baby) Ooh, yeah yeah (ooh ooh, baby baby) What's there to think about, baby? (Ooh ooh, baby baby) hey baby, oh yeah (ooh ooh, baby baby)

Henry: Looking for some affirmation, made my way into the sun My friends got their ladies, they're all having babies But I just wanna have some fun

June: I won't bore you with the detail, baby You gotta get there in your own sweet time Let's just say that maybe, you could help to ease my mind Baby, I ain't Mr. Right

Both: But if you're looking for fast love That's love in your eyes, it's more than enough Had some bad love Some fast love, is all that I've got on my mind (Ooh ooh, baby baby) Ooh, yeah yeah (ooh ooh, baby baby) What's there to think about, baby? (Ooh ooh, baby baby) get yourself some lessons (ooh ooh, baby baby) So close I can taste it now baby So close In the absence of security, I made my way into the night Stupid Cupid keeps on calling me And I see lovin' in his eyes I miss my baby, oh yeah I miss my baby tonight So why don't we make a little room in my BMW, babe Searchin' for some peace of mind Hey, I'll help you find it I do believe that we are practicing the same religion Oh, you really oughta get up now, that's right Oh, you really oughta get up Looking for some affirmation (Gotta get up, get down Gotta get up, get down Gotta get up, get down Gotta get up, get down Gotta get up, get down Gotta get up, get down

(Audience applauds)

Both: Don't bring that bad game with ya, Leave it at the door. It's a cold blooded killer, Taking out for sure. It can move [?] a nine to five, That's what we gon' do. Let's not complicate it, Trouble[?] What's the point if you can celebrate? Let the good times multiply, Just me and you, yeah. Gonna tell ya now, Let me tell ya now, Let me tell ya now. Wow! Here's an invitation to the whole wide world, From your brother to your sister to your best friend's girl, Can't excuse it, No excuses, Everybody get stupid. Unpredictable and ready, Never slick and steady, Once you get it then you won't let go. Don't call it foolish, I say it's coolish, Everybody get stupid. I say MJ thriller, Outta control, Keep 'em guessing like Riddler, Edward Nigmar. But it's not that hard to find, It's all about you. Let's not complicate it, Trouble[?] What's the point if you can celebrate? Let the good times multiply, Just me and you, yeah. Gonna tell ya now, Let me tell ya now, Let me tell ya now. Wow. Here's an invitation to the whole wide world, From your brother to your sister to your best friend's girl, Can't excuse it, No excuses, Everybody get stupid. Unpredictable and ready, Never slick and steady, Once you get it then you won't let go. Don't call it foolish, I say it's coolish, Everybody get stupid. If you got money in your pocket, It don't mean nothing, If you ain't where it is, If you ain't where it is. If you ain't got a mister, I'll dance with ya til it's late, Let 'em in, Til it's late let 'em in. Here's an invitation to the whole wide world, From your brother to your sister to your best friend's girl, Can't excuse it, No excuses, Everybody get stupid. Unpredictable and ready, Never slick and steady, Once you get it then you won't let go. Don't call it foolish, I say it's coolish, Everybody get stupid

(Audience applauds)

Both: Don't be so quick to walk away (Dance with me) I wanna rock your body, please stay (Dance with me) You don't have to admit you wanna play (Dance with me) Just let me rock you till the break of day (Dance with me)

Henry: Got time, but I don't mind Just wanna rock you, girl I'll have whatever you have Come on let's give it a whirl See, I've been watchin' you And I like the way you move So go 'head, girl, just do it That ass shakin' thing you do

June: So you grab your girls and you grab a couple more And you all could meet me in the middle of the floor Said the air is thick, it's smellin' right So you pass to the left, then you sail to the right

Both: Don't be so quick to walk away (Dance with me) I wanna rock your body, please stay (Dance with me) You don't have to admit you wanna play (Dance with me) Just let me rock you till the break of day (Dance with me)

June: I don't mean no harm Just wanna rock you, girl We could move, but we Let's go, let's give it a whirl See, it appears to me You like the way I move I tell you what I'm gon' do Pull you close to share my groove

Henry: So you grab your girls and you grab a couple more And you all could meet me in the middle of the floor Said the air is thick, it's smellin' right So you pass to the left, then you sail to the right

Both: Don't be so quick to walk away (Dance with me) I wanna rock your body, please stay (Dance with me) You don't have to admit you wanna play (Dance with me) Just let me rock you till the break of day (Dance with me) {Talk to me, boy} No disrespect, I don't mean no harm {Talk to me, boy} I can't wait to have you in my arms {Talk to me, boy} Hurry up 'cause you're takin' too long {Talk to me, boy} Bet I'll have you naked by the end of this song So what did you come here for {I came to dance with you} You don't wanna hit the floor {Get some romance with you} Been searchin' for love for evermore {I'll take a chance} If love is here on the floor, girl Yeah Dance with me Yeah Come on, baby Don't be so quick to walk away (Dance with me) I wanna rock your body, please stay (Dance with me) You don't have to admit you wanna play (Dance with me) Just let me rock you till the break of day (Dance with me) {Talk to me, boy} No disrespect, I don't mean no harm {Talk to me, boy} I can't wait to have you in my arms {Talk to me, boy} Hurry up 'cause you're takin' too long {Talk to me, boy} Bet I'll have you naked by the end of this song Don't be so quick to walk away (I was just thinkin' of you) Don't be so quick to walk away (We could do somethin') Don't be so quick to walk away (I like the way you look right now) Don't be so quick to walk away (Come over here, baby) Are you feelin' me Let's do somethin' Let's make a bet 'Cause I-I bet I'll have you naked by the end of this song

(audience applauses)

Fred Flintstone: YABBA DABBA DOO!!!!!!!!!!

Dominique Mcnoggin: the next guest, denise van outen and freddie flintoff, has bought everything for the what a wonderful day medley.

(Audience applauses)

Denise: Good evening kids. I'm Denise

Freddy: and I'm Freddie. We bought one ready brek, some bread, a refreshing glass of milk, one apple juice, two hats, everything, for the what a wonderful day medley

Denise: it's a musical series, features a routine of kids.

Freddie: h and j, are you guys ready for a medley?

Henry and June: yes.

Denise: then let the medley commence.

(Audience applauses)

Henry: Where do I begin? Should I tell you How bad I need you now yeah You're underneath my skin But I'm confused My head is spinning all around I waited so long I need to know, darling What is on your mind

Normally I try to run And I might even want to hide 'Cause I never knew what I wanted Till I looked into your eyes So am I in this alone? What I'm looking for is a sign That you feel how I feel for you Baby please don't let me go Baby please don't let me go Baby please don't let me go No, please don't let me go Baby no, no, no, no

June: Badabadeebaba What else can I say? (Can I say) My heart is beating double time, yeah And do you feel the same? (Do you feel the same) Don't leave me in the dark, no But baby don't put out this spark, no I waited so long I need to know, darling What is on your mind

Normally I try to run And I might even want to hide 'Cause I never knew what I wanted Till I looked into your eyes So am I in this alone? What I'm looking for is a sign That you feel how I feel for you Baby please don't let me go Baby please don't let me go Baby please don't let me go No, please don't let me go Baby no, no, no, no

Henry: Caught in the inquisition Under these conditions I need a definition Is it love that we're sharing Show me that you're caring

June: You see my fascination Tell me I'm not mistaken Give me the information I need One, two, three

Henry and June: Normally I try to run And I might even want to hide 'Cause I never knew what I wanted Till I looked into your eyes So am I in this alone? What I'm looking for is a sign That you feel how I feel for you Baby please don't let me go (Don't let me go) Baby please don't let me go (Please don't let me go) Baby please don't let me go (Don't let me go) No, please don't let me go Baby no, no, no, no

(Audience applauses)

Henry: I really don't like your point of view I know you'll never change Stinging me with your attitude I've got the mind to walk away

I really don't like your arrogance Or your policies You're ninety-nine percent an embarrassment Of just wrong (?) qualities

I don't mind it when you (whistles) Brings out the best in me when you (whistles) Show your expertise When the night always ends with a fight I'm excited That you are the best in me

I like it when you (whistles) Can I have some please of that (whistles) Satisfy my needs Sometimes I fake that I hate you and make up So you are the best in me

June: I really don't like your skinny jeans So take them off for me Show me what you've got underneath So we can do this properly

I really don't like the way you smile When you think you're right But I will forgive you, the yoke is in the middle And we're chewing through the wire

I don't mind it when you (whistles) Brings out the best in me when you (whistles) Show your expertise When the night always ends with a fight I'm excited That you are the best in me

I like it when you (whistles) Can I have some please of that (whistles) Satisfy my needs Sometimes I fake that I hate you and make up So you are the best in me

Henry: I dreamt that you were on a train And you were leaving, you were leaving

June: Made me think of what I'd miss Do you believe it, you believe it

Both: I don't mind it when you (whistles) Brings out the best in me when you (whistles) Show your expertise When the night always ends with a fight I'm excited That you'll wind up next to me

I like it when you (whistles) Can I have some please of that (whistles) Take off your skinny jeans Sometimes I fake that I hate you and make up So you are the best in me

Henry: I dreamed that you were on a train June: And you were leaving, you were leaving

(Audience applauds)

Henry: Everyday I hear a different story People saying that you're no good for me "Saw your lover with another and she's making a fool of you"

If you loved me baby you'd deny it But you laugh and tell me I should try it Tell me I'm a baby, and I don't understand

June: But you know that I'll forgive you Just this once, twice, forever 'Cause baby, you could drag me to hell and back Just as long as we're together And you do

Both: I don't want your freedom I don't want to play around I don't want nobody baby Part time love just brings me down I don't need your freedom Girl, all I want right now is you

June: Like a prisoner who has his own key But I can't escape until you love me I just go from day to day knowing all about the other boys You take my hand and tell me I'm a fool to give you all that I do I bet you someday baby someone says the same to you

Henry: But you know that I'll forgive you Just this once twice forever 'Cause baby, you could drag me to hell and back Just as long as we're together And you do

Both: I don't want your freedom I don't want to play around I don't want nobody baby Part time love just brings me down I don't want your freedom Girl, all I want right now is you

(Hug me baby, hug me baby) (Hug me baby, hug me baby)

But you know that I'll forgive you Just this once twice forever 'Cause baby, you could drag me to hell and back Just as long as we're together And you do

I don't want your freedom I don't need to play around I don't want nobody baby Part time love just brings me down I don't want your freedom I don't want to play around I don't want nobody baby Part time love just brings me down (I don't want your)

(Audience applauds)

Henry: John newman and love me again. Here we go!

(Audience applauds)

Henry: Know I’ve done wrong, I left your heart torn Is that what devils do? Took you so low, Where only fools go I shook the angel in you

June: Now I’m rising from the ground Rising up to you Filled with all the strength I found There's nothing I can’t do!

[Henry, June and Chorus] I need to know now, know now Can you love me again? I need to know now, know now Can you love me again? I need to know now, know now Can you love me again? I need to know now, know now Can you love me again?

Can you love me again?

June: It’s unforgivable, I stole and burnt your soul Is that what demons do? They rule the worst of me Destroy everything, They bring down angels like you

Henry: Now I’m rising from the ground Rising up to you Filled with all the strength I found There's nothing I can’t do!

Both: I need to know now, know now Can you love me again? I need to know now, know now Can you love me again?

Can you love me again?

I told you once again, Do this again, do this again oh no I told you once again, Do this again, do this again oh no

I need to know now, know now Can you love me again? I need to know now, know now Can you love me again? I need to know now, know now Can you love me again? I need to know now, know now Oh, oh (can you love me again?) Can you love me again? Can you love me again?

Henry: Well I guess it would be nice If I could touch your body I know not everybody Has got a body like you, uhh But I've got to think twice Before I give my heart away And I know all the games you play Because I play them too Oh but I Need some time off from that emotion Time to pick my heart up off the floor Oh when that love comes down Without devotion Well it takes a strong man, baby But I'm showing you the door 'Cause I gotta have faith I gotta faith Because I gotta to have faith faith I gotta to have faith, faith, faith

June: Baby I know you're asking me to stay Say please, please, please, don't go away You say I'm giving you the blues Maybe You mean every word you say Can't help but think of yesterday And another who tied me down to lover boy rules Before this river Becomes an ocean Before you throw my heart back on the floor Oh baby I reconsider My foolish notion Well I need someone to hold me But I wait for something more Yes I've gotta have faith Unh I gotta faith Because I gotta to have faith, faith, faith I gotta to have faith, faith, faith I just got to wait Because I got to have faith I gotta have faith I gotta, gotta, gotta have faith

Henry & June: Before this river Becomes an ocean Before you throw my heart back on the floor Oh baby I reconsider My foolish notion Well I need someone to hold me But I wait for something more 'Cause I've gotta have faith Unh I gotta faith Because I gotta to have faith, faith, faith I gotta to have faith, faith, faith

(Audience applauds)

Henry: we've got stars directing our fate and we're praying its not too late millennium

some say that we are players some say that we are pawns but we've been making money since the day that we were born then slow down before we fall down

we've got stars directing our fate and we're praying its not too late cause we know we're falling from grace millennium

June: live for liposuction and detox for your rent overdose at Christmas and give it up for lent my friends are all so cynical refuse to keep the faith we all enjoy the madness cause we know we're gonna to fade away

we've got stars directing our fate and we're praying it's not too late cause we know we're falling from grace millennium

Henry and June: come and have a go if you think you are hard enough [Repeat: x2] millennium [Repeat: x2] we've got stars directing our fate and we're praying it's not too late cause we know we're falling from grace millennium and when we come we always come to late i often think that we were born to hate get up and see the sarcasm in my eyes (X2) we've got stars directing our fate (millennium)and we're praying its not too late (millennium) cause we know we're falling from grace millennium

(audience applauds)

Dominique mcnoggin: and now, to remember their songs beat again, do the bartman and dj got us falling in love, Mr JB Gill!

(Audience applauds)

JB Gill: Yo people, henry and june, are very awesome! Believe this, they sang JLS's beat again, do the bartman and Usher's DJ got us falling in love. Check it out.

(Audience applauds)

Henry and June: Hey hey hey! Y'all doing? H and J are here, to sing for you.

(Audience applauds)

Usher (yeah man) So we back in the club With our bodies rockin' from side to side (side to side) Thank God the week is done I feel like a zombie goin' back to life (back to life) Hands up, and suddenly we all got our hands up No control of my body Ain't I seen you before? I think I remember those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes 'Cause baby tonight, The D-J got us falling in love again Yeah, baby tonight, The D-J got us falling in love again So dance, dance, Like it's the last, Last night of your life, life Gon' get you right 'Cause baby tonight, The D-J got us falling in love again Keep downing drinks like there's No tomorrow there's just right Now, now, now, now, now, now Gonna set the roof on fire Gonna burn this mother fucker Down, down, down, down, down, down Hands up, when the music drops We both put our hands up Put your hands on my body Swear I seen you before I think I remember those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes 'Cause baby tonight, The D-J got us falling in love again Yeah, baby tonight, The D-J got us falling in love again So dance, dance, Like it's the last, Last night of your life, life Gonna get you right 'Cause baby tonight, The D-J got us falling in love again Usher, don't lie Hear no evil, or speak no evil, or see no evil Get it baby? Hope you catch that like T-O That's how we roll, my life is a movie, and you just TIVO Mami got me twisted' like a dreadlock She don't wrestle but I got her in a headlock Yabadabadoo make her bedrock mami on fire, (psh) so red hot Bada bing bada boom Mr. Worldwide as I step in the room I'm a hustler baby, but that you knew, and tonight it's just me and you 'Cause baby tonight, the D-J got us falling in love again Yeah, baby tonight, the D-J got us falling in love again So dance, dance, like it's the last, last night of your life, life Gon' get you right 'Cause baby tonight, the D-J got us falling in love again Yeah, baby tonight, the D-J got us falling in love again So dance, dance, like it's the last, last night of your life, life Gonna get you right 'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again Yeah, thank you D-J

Transcript Credits
CAST

Himself-Steve Martin

Mr. Neezer-Phil Vischer

Chip-Tress MacNeille

Dale-Corey Burton

Dominique Mcnoggin-Jennifer Cody

Henry-Noah Segan

June-Julia MciLvaine

Slimer-Frank Welker

Huey-Danny Pudi

Dewey-Ben Schwartz

Louie-Bobby Moyhaiam



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