Ryan's mom misbehaves at McDonald's

Characters
Ryan-Emma, Kimberly

Ryan's mom-Princess, Kidaroo

Clerk-Eric

Customer-Steven

Dylan-Eric

Cathy-Steven

Manager-Dallas, Diesel

Bus Driver-Steven, Wiseguy

Ryan's dad-Joey, Scary Voice

Plot
Ryan's mom doesn't get what she wants. Ryan's voice is Kimberly when he's angry.

Transcript
Ryan: Hey Mom?

Ryan's mom: What is it Ryan?

Ryan: Can we go to McDonald's?

Ryan's mom: Sure.

(at McDonald's)

Clerk: Welcome to McDonald's? What can I get you?

Ryan: I'll have a hamburger.

Ryan's mom: And I'll have 20 chicken nuggets, large fries, a Coke and an Oreo McFlurry.

Clerk: Sorry but there are no more Oreo McFlurries left.

Ryan's mom: Tell me this is a joke!

Clerk: How about a soft serve cone instead?

Ryan's mom (Kidaroo's voice): WHAT? THERE'S NO WAY THAT THEY'RE OUT OF OF (BLEEP) OREO MACFLURRIES!

Ryan: Mom, stop being a brat! You can either have a soft serve cone or nothing at all! Hey, where are you going?

(a gun she stole from a customer)

Customer: Hey you! That gun is mine so give it back to me right now!

(censored)

Dylan: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!

Cathy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Ryan (Kimberly's voice): Come with me!

Manager: So Candace, why are you and your son here?

Ryan (Kimberly's voice): My mom shot at two customers!

Manager: Let's see the footage.

(footage plays)

Manager (Diesel's voice): Oh my god! Candace, how dare you kill two of my customers! You know that this is against the law and I could have come in and called the cops! That's it! You are no longer allowed in this restaurant for one month! Go home now!

(at bus station)

Ryan (Kimberly's voice): Mom, on the bus now!

(in bus)

Ryan's mom: Can we go back?

Ryan (Kimberly's voice): No! We can't! You killed two customers, which was against the law! The manager saw us and now we can't come back here for one month!

Ryan's mom: Please Ryan, can we at least go back and get the 20 chicken nuggets, fries, Coke and a soft serve cone instead?

Ryan (Kimberly's voice): No! We have been banned by the manager from coming to McDonald's for one month!

Bus Driver: Ryan. what's wrong? Your mother is crying. I bet she didn't cause any trouble.

Ryan (Kimberly's voice): Well, you will be extremely mad when I say this! She shot at two customers and now we're banned from coming to McDonald's for one month!

Bus Driver (Wiseguy's voice): OH MY GOD! CANDACE, HOW DARE YOU USE A FIREARM AND KILL TWO CUSTOMERS! YOU KNOW DOING STUFF LIKE THAT CAN GET YOU ARRESTED! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO KILL ANYONE ALL BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE WHAT YOU LIKE! THAT'S IT! GET OFF THE BUS NOW OR ELSE I WILL CALL THE COPS!

(at home)

Ryan's dad: Why is your mother crying?

Ryan (Kimberly's voice): Because she killed two customers at McDonald's!

Ryan's dad (Scary Voice): OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH! CANDACE, HOW DARE YOU STEAL SOMEONE'S FIREARM TO KILL TWO CUSTOMERS WITH IT! YOU KNOW THAT THIS CAN GET YOU ARRESTED! I MEAN KILLING PEOPLE WILL NOT GET YOU WHAT YOU WANT! THAT'S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED AND I WILL CALL THE COPS WHEN WE END UP ON THE NEWS! GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!

Ryan's mom (running upstairs): I hate you Ryan and Monroe! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!