Hustler Kid

Francis "The Hustler Kid" is a boy who acts as a hustler during Recess. He offers the children of the playground trivial toys and food, often discreetly. Sometimes, however, the items he sells are actually a scam.

Voice: Dave

Father: Unnamed Hustler Father

Mother: Unnamed Hustler Mother

Friends: Fingers Malloy, TJ Detweiler, Vince LaSSao, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Mikey Blumberg, Gus Griswald, Menlo, Miss Finster, Principal Prickly, Miss Grotke, the Ashleys, Scribe Kid, Jordan and Jerome, King Bob and other good Third Street School students

Enemies: Earwin Lawson, Conrad Mundy, Greg Skeens, Chucko Kowalski, Jocko, Buster, Cheay, Koreo and Kurst the Worst

Likes: Hustling, Smuggling forbidden things in the School

Dislikes: Getting out of business, troublemakers causing trouble (mainly Lawson), being framed by troublemakers and being robbed by troublemakers (mainly Lawson)