Kurst the Worst Gives Lunchlady Irma a Nosebleed and Gets Grounded

At the cafeteria, Kurst the Worst was complaining about Kurst the Worst.

Kurst: Man, I can't believe Lunchlady Irma told me not to get seconds on dessert. And besides, she whomps! What shall I do?

Kurst had an idea.

Kurst: I know! I will give her a nosebleed!

Kurst went over to the stand where Lunchlady Irma was working behind.

Kurst: Hi, Lunchlady Irma!

Lunchlady Irma: Oh! Hi, Kurst!

Kurst: Can I have a pizza, a cake and two puddings, please?

Lunchlady Irma was stern.

Lunchlady Irma: I'm sorry, Kurst. No seconds on dessert. One only dessert, that's a rule!

Kurst looked menacingly at Lunchlady Irma.

Kurst: Alright, then! How about I'll give you a nosebleed!

Lunchlady Irma was horrified, as Kurst walked behind the stand. She punched Lunchlady Irma on her nose, giving her a really bad nosebleed. Lunchlady Irma's nose started bleeding.

Lunchlady Irma: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! Ouch! My nose! It's bleeding!

Kurst laughed.

Kurst: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That's what you get for not letting me have two desserts!

Just then, Miss Finster came, much to Kurst's dismay. She was furious.

Miss Finster: Kurst, how dare you give the lunchlady a nosebleed?! That's it, you're in big trouble, young lady! Go to Principal Prickly's office now!

Kurst went off to Principal Prickly's office, and then she entered Principal Prickly's office and confronted Principal Prickly.

Principal Prickly: So, Kurst? Who brings you here in my office?

Kurst: I gave Lunchlady Irma a really bad nosebleed because she always told me not to get seconds on dessert!

Principal Prickly was feeling horrified, and he got annoyed at Kurst.

Principal Prickly: Kurst, how dare you give the lunchlady a really bad nosebleed?! You know it's not okay to do that to any cafeteria people in public! Giving cafeteria people a nosebleed is very bad! Also, you know the rules! No seconds on dessert! That's it, you are suspended for 19 days! Go home now!

Kurst went home in disgrace. Back home, Kurst's parents were furious with Kurst.

Kurst's dad: Kirsten, how dare you give the lunchlady a really bad nosebleed?! And thanks to you, she now has bad bruises because you gave her a really bad nosebleed!

Kurst's mum: Don't you know it's important to have one dessert! Not two!

Kurst's dad: That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for 19 days!

Kurst's mum: Go to your room right now and think about what you have done to the lunchlady!

Kurst went to her room, crying.

Kurst: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

CAST

Kimberly as Kurst the Worst

Grace as Lunchlady Irma

Wiseguy as Miss Finster and Principal Prickly

Diesel as Mr Kurst (Kurst's dad)

Susan as Mrs Kurst (Kurst's mum)