If It Ain't Baroque...

Transcript
(Joey is fixing some old vinyl records. Eric walks up to him)

Eric: Yo, Joey. Whatcha doin'?

Joey: Fixing some old vinyl records I have.

Eric: Fixing how?

Joey: Oh, I heard if you rub "Vicks VapoRub" on the record and let it sit overnight, you can get rid of some of the scratches.

Eric: Really?

Joey: Yeah, but who knows? I'll tell you, though, this is a ton of work. If you could help me a little I'll pay you.

Eric: How many do I have to do?

Joey: Right now, I just want to do my old baroque albums. They're the most scratched. We can put Vicks on the other ones later.

(Eric grabs a jazz record)

Eric: Oh, good. So I don't have to do any of these jazz ones?

Joey: No. If it ain't baroque, don't Vicks it.

(Eric realizes that Joey has just made a pun)

Eric: Wait...what?

(Scene switches to Eric holding up a sign)

Eric: Comedy World Character for Hire. Will work for an animated video that doesn't produce great shame.