Asdfmovie3 parody

Asdfmovie3 parody is a parody video by Kosta Karatzovalis, November 30th 2014

Cast
Eric the Punk-Himself

Paul the Mosh-Himself

Brian the Headbanger-Himself

Joey the Metal-Himself

Brendan Barney-Paul

Alex Kimble-Paul

Otto Johnson-

Kosta Karatzovalis-Steven

Ken the Emo-Dave

Harold-Professor

Wife-Belle

Urinal Guy-Wiseguy

Jimmy-Lawrence

World-Dallas

MumaX992-Wiseguy

Kosta's Dad-Simon

Potato Killer-Alan

Potato-Shy Girl

Transcript

 * Eric the Punk: Hey man, look at my new dog.
 * Paul the Mosh: Oh yeah, that's pretty coo- (looks down) aww, there's no dog there!
 * Eric the Punk: OOOOOOOOOHHH!
 * Paul the Mosh: AWWWWWWWW!
 * Eric and the Punk: OOOAAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAO!
 * (asdfmovie3 intro)
 * (static)
 * Brian the Headbanger: Joey, did you eat my sandwich?
 * Joey the Metal: I am your sandwich.
 * (Brian swallows Joey)
 * (static)
 * Brendan Barney: Here hold this.
 * (gives bomb to Alex Kimble)
 * (bomb almost explodes but Brendan Barney gets it back before it can explode)
 * Brendan Barney: Thanks.
 * (static)
 * (Otto Johnson is holding a bowl with salad when The Salad Punching Kosta hits him knocking the salad out of the son's hand. He starts punching it)
 * Otto Johnson: Aw, what is wrong with you?! Stop it, Cut it out, Dad! I don't want thi--
 * (static)
 * Ken the Emo: Pffft! Screw gravity!
 * (floats away, guy Kosta Karatzovalis smiles)
 * (static)
 * (Jim pointing a gun to his head)
 * Jim: Goodbye world.
 * World: Ok Jim, I'll see you around. Where you goin'...(gunfire) Aw, oh no! Oh, that's not what I thought he meant by that at all!
 * (static)
 * MumaX992: (gasps) There's something on your face!
 * (punches other Kosta in the face)
 * MumaX992: IT WAS PAIN!
 * (static)
 * Otto Johnson: Aw, what is happening?! Why would you do this?! I can't even-
 * Kosta Karatzovalis: (Kidaroo's voice) I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!!
 * Otto Johnson: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
 * (static)
 * Kosta's Dad: Now son, don't touch that cactus.
 * (Kosta is magnetized to cactus)
 * Kosta's Dad: YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.
 * (static)
 * Harold: Honey, why is the baby on fire?
 * (Baby giggles)
 * Wife: (spazzing) BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!!
 * (static)
 * (there are two guys, 2nd has a urinal on him. Diesel starts to undo zipper on his pants)
 * Urinal Guy: Don't even think about it.
 * (static)
 * (Salad Punching Kosta and Otto's constant punches)
 * (static)
 * (Joey the Metal and Brian the Headbanger are shown)
 * Paul the Mosh: Hey guys check out my new camera!
 * (fires gun at Joey the Metal)
 * Paul The Mosh: Oh, wait! This isn't the camera.
 * (static)
 * Potato Killer: Die potato!
 * Potato: Noooooooo!!
 * I Like Trains Kid: (in real voice) I like trains.
 * Potato Killer: Oh no no no wait-
 * (potato killer and potato get hit by train)
 * (I Like Trains Kid smiles)
 * (The End)