Lawson Cross-Dresses in Halloween

At the lounge, Lawson's parents were confronting Lawson. Lawson's dad announced to his son.

Lawson's dad: Erwin! It's Halloween! And you are still grounded! You will not go trick-or-treating because you're still grounded for swapping Morris P. Hingle's report card! And you don't get a Halloween costume because you're in big trouble for acting like a psycho in the classroom!

Lawson's parents left the lounge, as Lawson's dad spoke.

Lawson's dad: Now we'll go trick-or-treating while you go to your room, because you are still grounded!

Lawson went to his room.

Lawson: Fine! Dad! Ground me!

Then Lawson went upstairs to his room, and he got into his room. Lawson was dismayed.

Lawson: Man! My life sucks! I can believe my dad grounded me and not let me get a Halloween costume and go trick-or-treating!

Then Lawson had an idea.

Lawson: Wait! I have an idea! I will cross-dress in Halloween!

Lawson went to find a dress.

30 minutes later.

Lawson had found a girly dress and had put on it. He was feeling excited.

Lawson: Look at me! I'm in a girly dress! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Now I will go trick-or-treating by escaping through that window!

Lawson walked over to the window, and he escaped through the window, and sneaked off to go trick-or-treating. Then, Lawson went to Phil's house, and he pressed the doorbell. Then Phil came out.

Lawson: Trick-or-treat!

Phil was horrified.

Phil: Oh my gosh! Someone is cross-dressed on Halloween and it must be Lawson who did this! I better run!

Phil ran back in his house, screaming, and Lawson was shocked.

Phil: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Lawson: Why did Phil not like my girly dress costume? How about let's go to the other house!

Lawson went off to the other house, and he walked along the road. Then he reached Barry's house. He pressed the doorbell, and then Barry came out with a can of treats.

Barry: Trick-or-treat! Here is your...

Barry was horrified.

Barry: Oh, my, god! You are cross-dressing in Halloween, Lawson!

Barry ran back in his house, screaming, and Lawson was shocked.

Barry: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Lawson: Well, Barry doesn't like me because of my costume!

Then Lawson thought of something.

Lawson: Well, I'm going to Geoffrey's house whenever he likes my costume or not!

Lawson went off to Geoffrey's house, and he walked past the church. Then he arrived at Geoffrey's house. Lawson pressed the doorbell, and then Geoffrey came out with a can of treats.

Geoffrey: Trick or treat! Here is your can...

Geoffrey was horrified.

Geoffrey: Oh no! I don't like that dress Lawson is wearing! I must get back and hide!

Geoffrey ran back in his house, and Lawson was shocked.

Lawson: Gosh damn it! He doesn't like my costume at all!

Then Lawson thought of something.

Lawson: Well, I'm going to Morris' house no matter what I'm doing with my dress!

Lawson went off to Morris' house, and he walked along the wall. Then he arrived at Morris' house. Lawson pressed the doorbell, and then Morris P. Hingle came out with a can of treats.

Morris: Trick or treat! Here is your...

Morris was horrified.

Morris: Oh my gosh! This dress is too pretty! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I must go back inside and hide!

Morris ran back in his house, and Lawson was shocked.

Lawson: Ugh! Nobody in their houses like my dress!

Then Lawson had an idea.

Lawson: Wait a minute! I can show my dress to all of the trick-or-treaters so that they will be scared of my dress! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!

Lawson went off to show his girly dress to all of the trick-or-treaters. Then he met six kindergarteners Captain Sticky, Hector, Brian, Cindy, Emma and Spencer, and he showed them his girly dress, much to their horror.

Lawson: Look at me! I'm in a girly dress! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!

Captain Sticky: Oh my freaking god! This guy is even worse than Mundy! Lawson is cross-dressed!

Hector: Let's go hide before Lawson goes around this town like crazy! You coming with me guys?

Tubby: Yes!

Cindy: Yes!

Emma: Yes!

Spencer: Yes!

Captain Sticky: Yes!

The kindergarteners ran off, screaming, as Lawson was shocked.

Kindergarteners: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Lawson: Oh man! They got away!

Lawson began to find other trick-or-treaters to show his girly dress to. He went between fences and then he found Cockney Kid, Douglas, Swinger Girl, Upside-Down Girl and Hustler Kid at Kelso's that said 'Come in... if you dare!', and he showed them his girly dress, much to their horror.

Lawson: Look at me! I'm in a girly dress! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!

Swinger Girl: Oh my gosh! This is a conspiracy! This guy is wearing a girly dress!

Upside-Down Girl: Swinger Girl, Hustler Kid, Cockney Kid, and Douglas! Lawson is wearing a girly dress! I want Douglas and Swinger Girl to protect me!

Cockney Kid: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Douglas: Oh my gosh! This guy is nothing but a son of a gun and a troublemaker!

Hustler Kid: We must run away and hide from this guy!

Douglas, Cockney Kid, Swinger Girl, Upside-Down Girl and Hustler Kid ran off, as Lawson was shocked and Hustler Kid started screaming.

Hustler Kid: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Lawson: I can't believe that they did not like my dress!

Lawson went off to find more trick-or-treaters to show his girly dress to, and then he met the Ashleys at the town, and he showed them his girly dress, much to their horror.

Lawson: Look at me! I'm in a girly dress! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!

Ashley A: Oh my gosh! I have seen this guy since he's supposed to be grounded as a troublemaker!

Ashley B: Oh my gosh! This dress is too girly for me to look at! My eyes will get blind!

Ashley Q: This guy is acting around like crazy!

Ashley T: I agree with you Ashley Q! We must hide before he starts acting around like crazy!

The Ashleys ran off, as Lawson was shocked.

Lawson: The Ashleys don't like my dress! But I will pop up to those trick-or-treaters so they could look at my dress!

Lawson went off to find more trick-or-treaters to show his girly dress to, and then he met Randall Weems, Menlo and Cornchip Girl at the front yard, and he showed them his girly dress, much to their horror.

Lawson: Look at me! I'm in a girly dress! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!

Randall: What?! What?! What the heck did you just come from and why are you in someone else's front yard?!

Cornchip Girl: How could you do that to me? How could you do that? Plus that dress is too girly for and they want to make my eyes burn!

Menlo: I guess I shouldn't look at Lawson in the worst clothes like that!

Randall: I agree with you Menlo! Let's get out of here before he comes near to us and goes crazy!

Randall, Menlo and Cornchip Girl ran off, as Lawson was shocked. Lawson went off and then he entered one of the buildings. Then he met the Pale Kids in one of the rooms, and he showed them his girly dress, much to their horror.

Lawson: Look at me! I'm in a girly dress! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!

Knarf ran off screaming.

Knarf: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Rodney ran after him.

Rodney: That guy is wearing a girly costume and it burns my eyes! Nononononononononononononononononononono!

Steve ran after Knarf and Rodney.

Steve: I'm so out of here!

Carl ran after Knarf, Rodney and Steve.

Carl: I must go before he runs around like crazy!

Lawson left the room. At the other part of the village, King Bob, Tara, Jordan, Jerome, Scribe Kid and Trumpet Girl were standing around. Then Lawson came and showed them his girly dress, much to their horror.

Lawson: Look at me! I'm in a girly dress! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!

Jordan: Where did this guy come from?

Jerome: I don't know!

Scribe Kid: I know him from before! He's the one who always escapes from ToonTown!

King Bob: It's Erwin Lawson!

Tara: I hope he's grounded!

Trumpet Boy: Let's hide before he runs around like crazy!

Then King Bob, Tara, Jordan, Jerome, Scribe Kid and Trumpet Boy fled in horror, as Lawson was shocked. Lawson walked off to find other trick-or-treaters. At another house, Willy, Gordy, Megan and Judy were standing around. Then Lawson came and showed them his girly dress, much to their horror.

Lawson: Look at me! I'm in a girly dress! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!

Willy: Oh my gosh! I must hide before he goes crazy! Anybody with me?

Gordy: I'm with you!

Megan: I agree with Gordy!

Judy: Me too!

Willy: Let's hide!

Then Willy, Gordy, Megan and Judy fled in horror, as Lawson was shocked. Lawson walked off to find other trick-or-treaters. At another house, TJ and the Gang were standing around. Then Lawson jumped out from under the bush and showed them his girly dress, much to their horror.

Lawson: Look at me! I'm in a girly dress! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!

TJ: Oh my gosh! This is the worst thing that I've never seen in my life!

Vince: I agree with you TJ! It looks like Lawson is being cross-dressed!

Mikey: Oh no! This is terrible!

Gus: Lawson's being crazy like Gelman!

Spinelli: We better run away and go head somewhere else!

Gretchen: Yeah! Let's do it!

Gus: Run for your lives!

TJ and the Gang ran off, screaming, as Lawson was shocked.

TJ and the Gang: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Lawson walked off to find other trick-or-treaters. At the bridge, Eric Foster, Slappy, Adam Abel and Butch were standing around.

Then Lawson came and showed them his girly dress, much to their horror.

Lawson: Look at me! I'm in a girly dress! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!

Eric: What the heck is he doing?!

Slappy: He is cross-dressing on Halloween! Which makes my eyes blind!

Adam: I think we should go find somewhere else to hide! Right?

Butch: Right!

Then Eric, Slappy, Adam and Butch fled in horror, as Lawson was shocked. Lawson felt sad.

Lawson: I guess nobody in this town likes my girly dress costume!

Lawson went home sadly, and then he came back home, and then he found his parents waiting for him. His parents were shocked to see Lawson in a girly dress. Then they were furious.

Lawson's dad: Erwin! Why are you here, and why are you wearing this dress?

Lawson admitted something.

Lawson: Um, I wanted to wear this dress because I'm bored!

Lawson's dad: Erwin! You are still grounded! No trick-or-treating, and plus you don't get any costume this week! So, go home and take off your costume and go to sleep!

Lawson refused to obey.

Lawson: No!

Lawson's dad: Go back to your house or else!

Lawson walked off, as he spoke.

Lawson: No! I'm going to show people my dress, and you can't stop me!

Lawson's dad: No! You will not!

Then Lawson approached Captain Bradley and two of his troops, but Captain Brad and two of his troops stopped him, much to his horror.

Captain Brad: Stop right there! We are the defenders of the Safety Rangers and trick-or-treaters is over for you to be! You are not grounded anymore because you are still grounded! And we will give you punishments!

Lawson: Oh no!

Captain Brad and two of his troops were glaring and they were ready to Lawson punishments. Then Lucy and two other Safety Rangers came, and three other Safety Rangers came. Five more Safety Rangers came, and more Safety Rangers came. Then Captain Brad and his troops threw Lawson over. Captain Brad, Lucy and their troops charged towards Lawson and started beating him up violently. They were yelling in anger and Lawson was screaming in pain. Then Captain Brad, Lucy and their troops stopped beating Lawson up. Lawson was badly injured.

At the news, Mort Chalk had an announcement.

Mort: Good evening, and welcome to the GNN News. I'm Mort Clark. Todaty's news we find out that redheaded boy named Erwin Lawson has cross-dressed in Halloween. Today he got beaten up Captain Brad and his Safety Ranger army! Here are some trick-or-treaters who like to talk to you about.

Barry, Geoffrey, Phil, Susan, Emma and Morris P. Hingle were in the front of the fence and started to explain about Lawson.

Barry: We are about to give candy to Lawson, but he was wearing the cross-dress on Halloween which burns my eyes!

Geoffrey: And Lawson dressed as a girly and gets my eyes blind!

Phil: He made my eyes burn and get blinded as well!

Susan: I agree with Barry, Geoffrey and Phil! This sky must reveal the worst Third Street School bully in the cross dress I've ever seen!

Emma: Me too!

Morris: I agree with Emma!

Phil: Wait a second! It was Lawson who has been doing this! Lawson's dad, if you are watching this, ground your son for a month!

Library Kid, Lily, Bradley, Timmy Milton, Brandon the Singer and the Diggers had joined in for the interview.

Library Kid: We saw someone getting shocked by that Third Street School bully wearing a girly dress costume! I wasn't happy at all!

Lily: Neither was I! It got me so shocked!

Brandon: This guy is so scary!

Timmy: If Lawson as a Third Street School bully who is cross-dressing...

Bradley: That would be someone who's sad to see someone screaming and hiding!

Digger Dave: He just shocked Bradley, Gretchen, Morris, Cockney Kid, and all of the other kids of Third Street School! And Captain Brad and the Safety Rangers told Lawson's dad how that Lawson is grounded for a month!

Digger Sam: Wait a second! It was Lawson who did this! Lawson, if you're watch this, you should be grounded by your parents!

Back in the newsroom, Mort Chalk began to make a final announcement.

Mort Chalk: That is all for now! Stay tuned for the next GNN News at four! This is Molt Chalk signing off!

Back in Lawson's house, Lawson's parents scolded Lawson and they threw a fit.

Lawson's dad: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Erwin! We can't believe that you cross-dressed in Halloween and shocked everyone! You know nobody likes to see you like that! That's it! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for a month! Take off your girly dress right now!

Lawson did as he was told, and he took off his girly dress.

Lawson's mum: Go to your room right now! Because of why your father had to tell you so!

Lawson went to his room, crying.

Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

CAST

Eric as Lawson, Phil, Hector, Randall Weems, King Bob and TJ Detweiler

Wiseguy as Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)

Kimberly as Mrs Lawson (Lawson's mum)

Joey as Barry, Spencer, Rodney, Jordan, Willy, Mikey Blumberg and Digger Dave

Brian as Geoffrey, Morris P. Hingle, Tubby and Scribe Kid

Paul  as Captain Sticky, Douglas, Menlo, Gordy, Vince LaSSao and Eric Foster

Emma as Cindy, Ashley Armbruster and Lily

Amy as Emma, Ashley Boulet, Judy and Gretchen Grundler

Princess as Swinger Girl

Salli as Upside-Down Girl and Ashley Tomassian

Evil Genius/David/Zack as Cockney Kid, Steve, Trumpet Boy, Gus Griswald, Brandon the Singer, Timmy Milton and Bradley

Dave as Hustler Kid

Allison as Ashley Quinlan and Megan

Kayla as Cornchip Girl

Steven as Frank Sedgwick (Knarf), Jerome, Slappy, Adam Abel, Captain "Brad" Bradley and Digger Sam

Duncan as Carl

Julie as Tara and Spinelli

Kendra as Butch and Library Kid

Dallas as Mort Chalk

Ivy as Susan

TRIVIA

The audio featuring the Angry German Kid's dad beating up the Angry German Kid was used as an audio as Captain Brad and the Safety Rangers beat up Lawson