Caillou brings a light-saber to school, kills two students and gets grounded

Characters
Caillou-Ivy, Alan

Teacher-Kate

Leo-Dave/Evil Genius/Zack

Sarah-Shy Girl

Principal-Steven

Boris-Eric

Doris-Julie

Plot
Caillou gets in trouble for bringing a lightsaber and killing two students who were trying to save their teacher from being killed.

Transcript
(at school)

Teacher: Caillou, what is 18-1?

Caillou: It's 19.

Teacher: No it was 17 and what is that?

Caillou: It's a lightsaber.

Teacher: Put it down.

Caillou: No, I will kill you!

Leo (holding up gun): Stop or I will kill you!

Sarah (holds up Pokeball): Stop or I will attack you with my Latios!

Caillou: Changing to Alan's voice in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! (Alan's voice) Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! How dare you both threaten me! That's it! I will kill you!

Leo (as he's being attacked): No no no no no no no no!

Sarah (as she's being attacked): No no no no no no no no!

(both students are dead)

Teacher: How dare you kill two students! You know they were only trying to defend me!

Caillou (Alan's voice): That doesn't matter! Just because they were only trying to save me doesn't mean they have a right to threaten me! They could get arrested for that!

Caillou (Alan's voice): Wait a minute, the conference is in 10 minutes. First, I will change the conference room into a swimming pool.

Teacher: I will call your parents and we will have a conference meeting!

(on phone)

Boris: Who is this?

Teacher: That's Caillou's teacher! Caillou got an answer wrong and brought a lightsaber to school! Not only that, two students were trying to save my life but Caillou taking that as a threat, killed them with his lightsaber!

Doris: What did he do? Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! He is so grounded!

(Boris and Doris are at school)

Boris: What the? What happened to the conference room? It's now a swimming pool! Caillou, come here!

Caillou (Alan's voice): What is it Dad?

Boris: Did you change the conference room to a swimming pool?

Caillou (Alan's voice): I did dad.

Boris: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! How dare you change the conference room into a swimming pool! Now our meeting is ruined thanks to you! Let's go home!

(at home)

Boris: Caillou, how dare you bring a lightsaber to school! Not only that, when two of your students were trying to save your teacher, you took that as a threat and killed them both! You also ruined the meeting because of you for changing the parent conference room into a pool! You are grounded for 12 weeks!