The Ashleys misbehave at the Apple Store and get grounded

(inspired by South Park)

At the Third Street Playground, the Ashleys had got iPads.

Ashley A: Oh my God, isn't it awesome having iPads, you guys?

Gretchen walked by, and the Ashleys walked up to approach her.

Ashley A: Hey Gretchen, where's your iPad?

Ashley B: Oh right, you're not cool enough!

Ashley Q: Yeah, not cool enough!

The Ashleys laughed at Gretchen, and Gretchen walked off disgusted.

Ashleys: Ooh, scandalous!

Vince walked by.

Ashley A: Hey, hey, did you see our iPads, Vince?

Ashley B: Funny, you don't seem to have one! We thought your family was rich!

Vince walked on, but was puzzled by the Ashleys' behaviour. The Ashleys saw TJ, Spinelli, Mikey and Gus playing four-square and jeered at them.

Ashley Q:​​​ Haha! You dumba**** have to play four-square 'cause you don't have iPads!

The Ashleys checked their iPad and started pacing.

Ashley A:​​​ Oh, what should we do on our iPads next?

Ashley B: Think we'll email some of our friends.

Ashley Q: Oh no, wait, girls! Maybe we'll download some more cool apps!

Ashley T: Yeah!

Ashleys: Ooh, scandalous!

The Ashleys smiled, and TJ came up behind them.

Ashley A: This is so awesome!

TJ tapped Ashley A on the shoulder and the Ashleys turned around.

TJ: Spinelli says you don't really have iPads.

The Ashleys stared at TJ for a second.

Ashley A: What?

TJ: Spinelli says you just glued pieces of glass to iPad covers and you're faking it.

The Ashleys looked at TJ, then looked around to see if anyone was within earshot.

Ashley A: Principal Prickly is an alcoholic who drinks and drives!

Spinelli: Let me see your iPads, Ashleys.

Ashley A: Seriously you guys! Principal Prickly is a drunk driver. He's the one who crashes into his brother's house with his car!

TJ looked off into the distance, surprised.

Mikey: Just let us see your iPad, Ashleys.

Ashley B: No, because the batteries are dead; they just ran out of power!

Gus: So, plug it in.

Ashley Q: We left our chargers at home!

Then Gretchen looked at the Ashleys' iPads, and she was shocked.

Then she started teasing about the Ashleys.

Gretchen: Hey guys, the Ashleys just glued the glasses to the iPad covers and they're faking them.

Everyone was still waiting, and then they started laughing at the Ashleys. The Ashleys were furious.

Ashley A: (in Kidaroo voice) Stop laughing at us! Fine! We're gonna go home and charge our iPads and bring them tomorrow, and you guys are gonna feel really stupid! We're going to get new iPads at the Apple Store, no matter what!

TJ: As if?

Ashley A: Come on Ashleys, let's go tell Miss Finster!

Ashley B: Good idea!

Ashley Q: Let's go!

Ashley T: Yeah!

The Ashleys walked away angrily, and then they walked up to Miss Finster.

Miss Finster: Hey girls! What happened? And why are you all mad?

Ashley A: Miss Finster, we've been completely screwed over!

Ashley B: Yeah, we're screwed!

Ashley Q: So screwed!

Ashley T: Yeah, this whomps! So whomps!

Miss Finster: What happened, Ashleys?

Ashley A: All the losers make fun of us because our iPads are fake. So we don't have real iPads.

Ashley B: So the ones we rubbed in everyone's faces today aren't real and tomorrow everyone's gonna call us liars.

Ashley Q: Would you mind loaning us some of your lipstick, Miss Finster?

Ashley T: Yeah, do it!

Ashley A: Because we want to at least look pretty the next time you decide to F*** us! So, why don't you go f*** yourself!

Ashley B: Yeah!

Miss Finster was annoyed at the Ashleys.

Miss Finster: Hey! You don't have to talk to me like that! And don't swear at me either! You may go to Principal Prickly's office for this! Now what do you Ashleys want?

Ashley A: Would you take us to the Apple Store so we can get an iPad Air for each of us when school is finished at 3?

Miss Finster: Fine, we will go to the Apple Store tomorrow.

Ashley A: Yeah. Besides, our parents told us we already have iPad Mini 2s and Samsung Galaxy Tablets!

Miss Finster: Fine, if you get an iPad Air for each of you more than both, I'll get one for each of you.

Back in the Ashley A's house, Ashley A's parents were talking to Ashley A.

Mr Armbruster: Okay, Ashley. Miss Finster is coming to pick you up and she's going to babysit you and your friends and take you to the Apple Store.

Mrs Armbruster: So behave while you're with Miss Finster, okay?

Ashley A: Okay!

Then Miss Finster came.

Miss Finster: Hello, Mr and Mrs Armbruster! I've come to babysit your daughter and her friends. This afternoon, I'm taking them to the Apple Store to buy them iPad Airs.

Mrs Armbruster: Well, Ashley A. I want you to be on your best behaviour. Okay?

Ashley A: Okay! I promise!

Mr Armbruster: Good! That's our girl!

Even Tyler A was wishing his big sister luck.

Tyler A: Good luck, Ashley!

Ashley A: Oh thanks, Tyler!

Then Ashley A walked out of the house. Then Ashley A got into Miss Finster's car and sat on the back with the other Ashleys.

Ashley A: Thanks for picking me up, Ashleys.

Ashley B: Ah, that's okay!

Ashley Q: We can't wait to get iPad Airs!

Ashley T: Yeah, and no one can call us liars! Hahahaha!

Ashleys: Ooh, scandalous! Hahahahahahahaha!

Miss Finster: Okay, Ashleys! That's enough! We're going now!

So Miss Finster drove her car on the way to the Apple Store, and then Miss Finster and the Ashleys reached the Apple Store. They got out of the car, and the Ashleys ran inside the Apple Store with glee as Miss Finster kept up with them.

Miss Finster: Okay, what would you like, Ashleys?

Ashley A: Okay, iPad Airs. These ones, these ones!

Ashley B: We want those iPad Airs.

Ashley Q: They have retina display, over 300,000 apps, also comes with keyboards.

Ashley T: There on the left.

Miss Finster: Oh, Ashleys, $900?

Ashley A: We can't wait to see the look on TJ Detweiler and his friends' stupid faces when they see our iPads have more memory than theirs!

Miss Finster: Ashleys, we can't afford those ones. I don't have enough enough for that iPad Air for each of you.

Ashley A: Well you don't expect us to get the iPad Airs, do you?

Miss Finster: I think we need to get you Ashleys a different brand, hon. They're a little cheaper.

Ashley A: Ashley A, everyone knows that everything but Apple is stupid!

Miss Finster saw something interesting.

Miss Finster: Here, look at these ones. iPad Minis.

Ashley A: But wait, what about the iPad Airs?

Ashley B: Are you going to be kidding us?!

Miss Finster: Sorry, Ashleys. I'm not joking. iPad Air costs $900. But, I'll get you iPad Minis. It's $600 each for the right place, and it's the right amount of money I had.

The Ashleys were shocked.

Ashleys: iPad Minis??

Miss Finster: This says they do everything the iPad Airs do, at half the price!

Ashley A: Miss Finster, do not screw us over again!

Ashley B: If we take those things to school.

Ashley Q: Everyone is gonna think we're poverty-stricken a**holes!

Miss Finster: Come on Ashleys! Make your decision to get iPad Minis or you don't!

Ashley A: (Kidaroo voice) No way, Miss Finster!

Ashley B: (Kidaroo voice) We want what we want!

Ashley Q: (Kidaroo voice) So give the iPad Airs to us, now!

Ashley T: (Kidaroo voice) Yeah, or else!

Then Spinelli and Gretchen came.

Miss Finster: Ashleys, stop acting like spoiled brats! Either you can have the iPad Minis, or you can have nothing at all! Everyone's watching at us!

Ashley A: (Kidaroo voice) Oh! I have a better idea!

Ashley B: (Kidaroo voice) Why don't you go to the store, and buy some condoms?

Ashley T: (Kidaroo voice) Because we should at least be safe with me if you're gonna f*** us, Miss Finster!

Miss Finster: (sternly) Ratchet!

Ashley A: (in Kidaroo voice) You might as well go buy some cigarettes too.

Ashley B: (in Kidaroo voice) Because we like to have a smoke after we get good and f*****!

Ashley Q: (in Kidaroo voice) Do you wanna f*** us, Miss Finster?!

Spinelli and Gretchen were now staring at the Ashleys and Miss Finster.

Ashley T: (in Kidaroo voice) Just say so!

Ashley A: (in Kidaroo voice) Go ahead! Here!

The Ashleys pulled down their knickers to moon Miss Finster, who put her hands over her mouth.

Ashley A: (in Kidaroo voice) Huh?! Go ahead, mom! F*** us!

Ashley B: (in Kidaroo voice) Go ahead, Miss Finster! F*** us!

Ashley A: (in Kidaroo voice) F*** us right here in the Best Buy!

Ashley Q: (in Kidaroo voice) Do you want to f*** the Ashleys so bad?!

Ashley A: (in Kidaroo voice) Go on Miss Finster! F*** us! F*** us!

Then the Ashleys stopped mooning Miss Finster and pulled their knickers back up.

Ashley A: (in Kidaroo voice) So, you don't want to f*** us!

Ashley B: (in Kidaroo voice) Alright then!

Ashley Q: (in Kidaroo voice) We will throw a mental breakdown if you f*** us!

Ashley T: (in Kidaroo voice) Yeah!

Spinelli: This is a serious time to get the heck outta here, right?

Gretchen: Right, Spinelli! I think we should get outta here!

Spinelli and Gretchen fled, and the Ashleys began to go on a rampage to attack the Apple Store.