Get Over It

Transcript
(Charlie is making an announcement)

Charlie: Attention, everybody! It's time to get over it!

(Charlie goes up to Allison, who is at a college)

Charlie: Hey, you! You graduated college ten years ago. Get over it.

(Charlie comes up behind Paul, who is staring sadly at a picture of a girl)

Charlie: Hey, hey, hey, hey. She chose him over you and she doesn't regret it. Get over it.

(Charlie leans over a railing to talk to a sports fan, sitting in an otherwise empty stadium and looking dejected)

Charlie: They lost, man. It wasn't even close. They will also suck next season. Get over it.

(Charlie approaches Julie, who is standing on a hill beside a telescope, looking up)

Charlie: See that up there? Is that an alien spaceship? No, it's not, because they have never come here and never will. Get over it.

(Charlie is standing on a small stage in front of Allison, Paul, Brian, and Julie, giving them a speech)

Charlie: I'm not trying to be mean! I'm trying to set you free! You've chained yourselves to these people, events, and ideas, and they're killing you. The longer you hold on to them, the further away from them you'll be. It's time to let go, move on, and learn how to make yourselves happy again.

(Charlie, surrounded by his friends, who are all beaming, proclaims optimistically...)

Charlie: We can do this!

(Scene switches to Charlie holding a picture and looking at it wistfully. He is sitting around with the other characters, who all look bored and listless)

Charlie: Guys, remember how much fun it was to get over it?